DAILY AFFIRMATION: DAY 4/ MUSTACHE WEDNESDAY

by Orson on Aug 8, 2007 11:00 AM EDT

We bring you two great tastes that taste together: hope and mustaches. Not that Pitt fans display a lot of hope these days: they're having such difficulty selling season tickets that if you purchase one full slate of seven games for $120, you can get a second set for just ten dollars. IT'S JUST THAT EASY!!! One operator named Dave Wannstedt standing by, drumming his fingers and looking for a new recruit to replace Pat Bostic and keep himself from telling trippy ghost stories about Ricky Williams to blue-chip qbs.

Happy Mustache Wednesday, motherfuckers!

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Wannstedt…where’d you get $130 worth of pudding?

by irishoutsider on Aug 8, 2007 11:05 AM EDT reply actions

“Holy Shit, why are we lined up in FG Block on second down?!! Quick, call time ou…aw DAMMIT!”

by PW on Aug 8, 2007 11:11 AM EDT reply actions

We’re quite serious. Wannstedt does this at least twice a game.

by Orson Swindle on Aug 8, 2007 11:15 AM EDT reply actions

IO,
Shhhh. Don’t worry your pretty little head about it.

by GamecockTony on Aug 8, 2007 11:20 AM EDT reply actions

“You guys look like you could use some RAM.”

Your pals,
Graig Cooper and Javarris James.

by PW on Aug 8, 2007 11:51 AM EDT reply actions

Cheer on fans of Friday, Mustache Affirmations clearly set a precedent for something even bigger at the end of the week.

by Kenny on Aug 8, 2007 11:54 AM EDT reply actions

What, a girl from Paraguay with a Fu Manchu?

Funny thing about Wannstedt, Pitt was getting their asses kicked at halftime and Wanny was corralled by the ESPN sideline reporter. When asked what Pitt needed to do in the second half, he said, “Well, we just need to run faster.”

Yes, good luck with that.

by Run Up The Score on Aug 8, 2007 11:58 AM EDT reply actions

Wanny really is Mr. Delayed Reaction. It’s like his whole world runs about 3 seconds behind yours and mine.

by jebushchrist on Aug 8, 2007 12:04 PM EDT reply actions

Threadjack

LaMarcus Coker suspended indefinitely .

Holly is going to be so pissed.

by chilltown on Aug 8, 2007 12:11 PM EDT reply actions

now if only [Name Redacted] would grow a mustache…

by Troy in Columbus on Aug 8, 2007 12:11 PM EDT reply actions

In other news, I suck and will sit the next few plays out.

by chilltown on Aug 8, 2007 12:15 PM EDT reply actions

No, you are definitely suspended indefinitely as well. Why?

1.) Threadjack of a topic that had a post all of it’s own (comment similar to yours included, only funnier, from jebus)

2.) Pointing out this error of your own before I had the pleasure of doing so.

by sean on Aug 8, 2007 12:18 PM EDT reply actions

@ run up the score:
But guess where the fu manchu is …

by Scalz1 on Aug 8, 2007 12:22 PM EDT reply actions

The Wannstache can sense the ripples in the time-space continuum. He is tuned into the energy of the Pitt Community and when the energy weakens, he gets startled, but by then its just barely too late. Sometimes the same shit happens to crack heads, I hear.

by Brian on Aug 8, 2007 12:22 PM EDT reply actions

Chilltown—who, me? We can do without our leading rusher while we’re rebuilding our run game! Sure! No problem! hic

by Holly on Aug 8, 2007 1:02 PM EDT reply actions

“Holy shit! we don’t have a QB lined up out there!”

by blazin on Aug 8, 2007 1:20 PM EDT reply actions

You’d think charging $120 per 7 game season ticket would be embarrassment enough?!?!

by mhentz on Aug 8, 2007 1:47 PM EDT reply actions

Someone should tell Pat Bostick that this is Division I football. This ain’t intramurals brutha.

by Max Fischer on Aug 8, 2007 2:43 PM EDT reply actions

Today’s affirmation statement couldn’t be more true – I can’t wait for the Rutgers-Pitt game in Piscataway this coming season. The Wannstache will point more than a sign in that one.

Hey, you think Wannstache coaches like he’s playing NCAA or something? “OK, we’re at the line, we’re going to throw a hot route to our…what? It’s a full back dive on 3rd and 9? Nooo!”

by John F on Aug 8, 2007 3:29 PM EDT reply actions

Even [name redacted] feels pity for the Wannstache.

by Max Fischer on Aug 8, 2007 3:48 PM EDT reply actions

Remember the Pitt-O(hio)U game in ’05?

by Jorgé the Bass Player on Aug 8, 2007 8:30 PM EDT reply actions

Holy, shit, I had a bizarre dream about the Wannstache Wednesday night…and he appears in EDSBS THAT SAME DAY. I can’t wait for this season to start.

by The Contrarian on Aug 9, 2007 9:18 AM EDT reply actions