DAILY AFFIRMATION: DAY 25

by Orson on Aug 7, 2007 10:39 AM EDT

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Ya know, usually one would look at a field goal attempt, and say that blocking it is relatively improbable. But with that freak of nature in the backfield for FLA, it really looks inevitable. They have to measure his vertical in decameters.

by Hook'em Tide on Aug 7, 2007 10:44 AM EDT reply actions

Isn’t it about time for college football advent as well?

by Mike on Aug 7, 2007 10:45 AM EDT reply actions

Yes, lawd knows we can’t wait to see what Quentin Groves can do with a Tebow in his arms

by Futbawl Fan on Aug 7, 2007 10:50 AM EDT reply actions

Here’s an idea for you…the Official EDSBS College Football Advent Calender. But what to put inside? Hmmmm……

by RedDevilEA on Aug 7, 2007 10:54 AM EDT reply actions

Tiny liquor bottles is what you put inside the advent calender.

by Orangeblood on Aug 7, 2007 10:58 AM EDT reply actions

or giant liquor bottles.

by TX_FL on Aug 7, 2007 11:00 AM EDT reply actions

God, it hurts my soul every time I see that. Look how high Moss can get.

by EarthyTechnoPop on Aug 7, 2007 11:01 AM EDT reply actions

Why not just a really huge advent calendar with handles of liquor???

by Oliver on Aug 7, 2007 11:04 AM EDT reply actions

You put your weed in it.

by Out of Conference on Aug 7, 2007 11:04 AM EDT reply actions

Maybe it could be regional. Tiny liquor bottles for the SEC, lil’ smokies for the Big XII, anal beads for the Pac-10……

by RedDevilEA on Aug 7, 2007 11:06 AM EDT reply actions

Shit! Is that motherfucker STILL after my Heismens?!?!

by Aerobab on Aug 7, 2007 11:10 AM EDT reply actions

The Big Ten gets 5% off coupons for the Big Ten Network.

by Orangeblood on Aug 7, 2007 11:15 AM EDT reply actions

it’s been awhile since i’ve been buy…what’s with all the ads? is this a full-time gig now orson? and by the way, check out tony joiner on cnn.com
http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/08/07/heat.wave.ap/index.html

by michael c on Aug 7, 2007 11:19 AM EDT reply actions

Alabama wouldn’t have anything in their Advent Calendar as they don’t have time for this shit.

by Mike on Aug 7, 2007 11:20 AM EDT reply actions

Doesn’t the Bitten launch soon? Huzzah for Northwestern-Iowa field hockey games! for a mere $1.10 a month!

by Wooderson on Aug 7, 2007 11:21 AM EDT reply actions

has at least a 69 inch vertical leap. How else does he get half his torso over the cross bar?

And #60, that’s a hold.

by lanceharbor on Aug 7, 2007 11:24 AM EDT reply actions

Looks like Tony Joiner has a drinking problem. Zing!

by Allahver Fist on Aug 7, 2007 11:29 AM EDT reply actions

#15:

Wooderson, don’t forget the 2000-Present Wisconsin baseball highlights.

by Brewster Crew on Aug 7, 2007 11:32 AM EDT reply actions

Fuck.

by Dr. StrangeCock on Aug 7, 2007 11:34 AM EDT reply actions

They have baseball in Wisconsin?

by Wooderson on Aug 7, 2007 11:36 AM EDT reply actions

COULD YOU CALL HIM A COCK BLOCKER?

by CHARLIE MURPHEY on Aug 7, 2007 11:38 AM EDT reply actions

First Gatorade, now moon boots. UF has that sports science on lock down.

by Brian on Aug 7, 2007 11:53 AM EDT reply actions

did I read that Moss recently blew out his knew in NFL preseason camp or was that another of the numerous Florida d-linemen to get drafted this year?

by AllWhoYonder on Aug 7, 2007 11:54 AM EDT reply actions

I still think OBC shoulda gone to the end zone again.

by jebushchrist on Aug 7, 2007 11:59 AM EDT reply actions

@ 23- Moss just tweaked his knee, the MRI came back negative

by omar on Aug 7, 2007 12:00 PM EDT reply actions

Lanceharbor, #16… it’s only holding if they catch you.

My Advent calendar suggestion…
SEC: Tiny liquor bottles
Big East: Lighter fluid and matches (BYO couch)
Big 10leven: $1.10 in nickels and dimes
Big 12: handcuff keys
Pac 10: A condom and 9 peanuts
MAC/WAC/MWC/etc.: Nothing, because the big kids took yours.

by PJ from NU in SF on Aug 7, 2007 12:04 PM EDT reply actions

Yes, only 25 sweet days from the time of year when coaches can conveniently ignore positive drug tests until the Monday after the big game…

by University of Florida Counseling Center on Aug 7, 2007 12:04 PM EDT reply actions

thanks, omar.

by AllWhoYonder on Aug 7, 2007 12:13 PM EDT reply actions

I HATE that pic…… Moss can jump like that cause he doesn’t have as far to go. He’s already high.

by ctgarric on Aug 7, 2007 12:13 PM EDT reply actions

Okay, I can’t take it anymore… can someone set up an RSS feed that filters out all the posts that include that damn picture?

by impirius on Aug 7, 2007 12:23 PM EDT reply actions

that feels like a kick in the gut to look at that picture.

by cockengr on Aug 7, 2007 12:39 PM EDT reply actions

Herban Meyer is definitely on the cutting edge of sports science. For years we were told that marijuana made one lazy and had adverse affects on your physical abilities. The ’06 Gators proved them all wrong………..Or maybe they were the exception that proved the rule.

by Spittoon on Aug 7, 2007 12:54 PM EDT reply actions

That’s a high ninja pie

by matt on Aug 7, 2007 1:43 PM EDT reply actions

- it does my heart good for anyone UofF related to consider the Gamecocks game, “the big game”, even if it is bullshit. Gravity magnetron will be set to jam maryjane anti-gravity cigs in Columbia just in case there’s a second coming of such a high jumping beast. Cooked crack? That’s a ’nuther story.

by Out of Conference on Aug 7, 2007 2:24 PM EDT reply actions