FRIDAY CHEESECAKE: CHEESY EDITION
by Stranko on Aug 3, 2007 9:53 AM EDT
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PrintArgentina's answer to Pamela Anderson, we present Roxana Martinez... she is known as the Tetanic (a pun apparently mixing Tetas and Titanic). Not our type really, but neither is Pam Anderson so we don't judge.
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Those look like veiny lumps of dough.
And yes, I still would.
by Oops Pow Surprise on Aug 3, 2007 10:00 AM EDT reply actions
look at that belly button. how old is this broad??
by gerry dorsey on Aug 3, 2007 10:05 AM EDT reply actions
Orson is on vacation, silly. Plus, gift horse, mouth, all that.
by Boy Howdy on Aug 3, 2007 10:05 AM EDT reply actions
Please tell me she doesn’t have thick ankles; I hate that!
by SunDawg on Aug 3, 2007 10:24 AM EDT reply actions
Horrific, absolutely horrific. The middle finger to you, sir.
by rtider on Aug 3, 2007 10:40 AM EDT reply actions
God this is a travesty. Baby Jesus cries for you.
by Brian on Aug 3, 2007 10:45 AM EDT reply actions
I am kind of glad to see this reaction frankly. As I found her appeal humorous at best. Like I said though, I’ve never understood Pam Anderson so I figured some might enjoy this one. We’ll make this right though before the day is through.
by Stranko Montana on Aug 3, 2007 10:47 AM EDT reply actions
Responding to Oops Pow, #3:
“It feels like . . . a big . . . bag of sand.”
by Doug on Aug 3, 2007 10:50 AM EDT reply actions
Gerry(#5), Wikipedia has her listed as being 35.
Though, they forgot to include “rode hard, put away wet” in their entry.
by BDoc on Aug 3, 2007 11:00 AM EDT reply actions
EDSBS Cheesecake GoogleMap now updated.
and, in stranko’s defense, this woman is a bona fide big deal down here. when she visited peru last year it was non-stop coverage in the news. i also think she has some sort of running feud with peruvian model viviana rivasplata so that might have had something to do with it as well.
by kleph on Aug 3, 2007 11:04 AM EDT reply actions
I am not sure which is more accurate…“Ridden hard and put up wet” or “Shot at and missed, shit at and hit.”
by sb on Aug 3, 2007 11:07 AM EDT reply actions
I know Nick Saban doesn’t have time for that shit!!
by The Last Dragon on Aug 3, 2007 11:07 AM EDT reply actions
in that last picture she looks like a tranny Kim Catrell. Not that that is much of a stretch.
by AllWhoYonder on Aug 3, 2007 11:10 AM EDT reply actions
She looks like should could have been hot 5-10 years ago. Now she just looks…used
by babaoje on Aug 3, 2007 11:11 AM EDT reply actions
This is like playing in the Alamo bowl, getting raped by the refs, and having the game end on a defensive penalty. It’s deja vu all over again.
by Scalz1 on Aug 3, 2007 11:14 AM EDT reply actions
Every single one of us would ride that pony if given the chance (and a box of extra strength rubbers).
don’t act liek you wouldn’t class her up with a nice pearl necklace.
by Wooderson on Aug 3, 2007 11:21 AM EDT reply actions
Bitch, bitch, bitch. All of you complaining are USDA Prime beefcake, with washboard abs and less than 1% body fat, right?, How many of you can see your toes when standing up in your mom’s basement? That’s what I thought…
“Oh, Stranko! How dare you put up a woman older than yourself!” Puh-leeze. I hope you enjoy spending Friday night with Rosie and her sisters,
You people are spoiled. This woman is an angel, compared to Petri Dish Anderson. Y’all disgust me.
by PJ from NU in SF on Aug 3, 2007 11:21 AM EDT reply actions
#27, I’m kind of a big deal. People know me.
I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.
I demand only the finest in Cheesecake. This girl? I would take her out for a nice seafood dinner, then never call her again.
by Herb on Aug 3, 2007 11:32 AM EDT reply actions
Mmmm, I love my womens with a giant pair of snoobs and a side of Hepatitis.
by Rome on Aug 3, 2007 11:35 AM EDT reply actions
This immediatly prompted me to say to my girlfriend, “hey baby, wanna see the weirdest boobs ever?”
(not mine, by the way.)
by Run Up The Score on Aug 3, 2007 11:46 AM EDT reply actions
Tarlek, get back to work and have those TPS reports on my desk by 1.
by PJ from NU in SF on Aug 3, 2007 11:58 AM EDT reply actions
It’s all that high viscosity silicone pushing those poor veins into Public view, not to mention those almost escaping…. Poor woman – and to think she did it all for us, the ungrateful. Still, the phony smile bites.
by MassDad on Aug 3, 2007 12:05 PM EDT reply actions
PJ from NU in SF: Its the internet, so there’s no reason to demand less than perfect.
by Brian on Aug 3, 2007 12:07 PM EDT reply actions
I’m not ashamed in the slightest to admit that I have time for that shit.
by Tommy on Aug 3, 2007 12:13 PM EDT reply actions
Ahem, that…thing is not worthy of cheesecake edition.
by Stockman on Aug 3, 2007 12:47 PM EDT reply actions
looks like she had a blowout on the left one. nice designer bicycle patch though
by stevechas on Aug 3, 2007 5:56 PM EDT reply actions
I wish I was as cool as everybody else on this list to turn down any chicks that are even remotely attractive. I wanna be like you guys.
by One And Done on Aug 3, 2007 7:27 PM EDT reply actions
I’m not even sure that’s a woman. At least, it wasn’t BORN a woman.
by southernmost on Aug 3, 2007 11:43 PM EDT reply actions
Sammie, please get jay whitlow to comment on this pair. They’ve been described as “nasty” and “veiny lumps of dough.” I think jay whitlow would have to have some time with them before he issues an official proclomation regarding the rating of this set. I’ll get in touch with him tomorrow.
jay whitlow
ericy
by eric y on Aug 4, 2007 10:25 PM EDT reply actions
“a friend of Ashton Moore and Jenna Jameson”
- that’s pretty heady company…..
by Judge on Aug 6, 2007 1:37 PM EDT reply actions
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