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July 31, 2007

5,000,000

We crossed the 5 million mark in visitors today. Much thanks to all. In honor of the event, of course: shitty photoshop.

Thanks to all for stopping by. We love every last single one of you.

42 Responses to “5,000,000”

1

Whitey says:

“Thank you dis-ill-usionmeeeenntttttt!”

Great, now I have that effing song stuck in my head…

Congrats on the 5 mil….

July 31st, 2007 at 1:36 pm
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Holly says:

5 million….cocktails!

July 31st, 2007 at 1:38 pm
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irishoutsider says:

This commands a feast! Bring the finest meats, cheeses, and bacon pants from throughout the land! Bitches, please assemble amongst the haystacks.

July 31st, 2007 at 1:40 pm
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Stranko Montana says:

The truth is that our Moms account for roughly 4 Million of the hits… but that’s okay.

July 31st, 2007 at 1:41 pm
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Brewster Crew says:

CHEESE CURDS AND MILLER LITE FOR EVERYONE!!!!!!

July 31st, 2007 at 1:42 pm
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Gator03 says:

Bless each of those 5,000,000 little angels.

July 31st, 2007 at 1:43 pm
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Dave K. says:

Congratulations. Tonight I will drink a bourbon to you….

July 31st, 2007 at 1:44 pm
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LSUJoshua says:

Orson, sorry to say that it was me on 4,999,987, 4,999,991 – 4, 999,994 and 4,999,999 – 5,000,011. Work is slooooooooooooooooow today. But I would like to say thank you for the prodigious posting today to help pass the time.

The photoshop might be better if there was a flashin siren on the top of his helmet. Just sayin’, bless your heart.

July 31st, 2007 at 1:46 pm
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sb says:

Congratulations, gentlemen…an achievement for which you can be proud. I’m still looking to be able to claim 5,000,000 of anything.

Stranko, there are reasons we gotta love moms, and yours is another one.

July 31st, 2007 at 1:46 pm
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bruinhoo says:

I shall make a trip to BevMo in your honor.

July 31st, 2007 at 1:50 pm
11

bruinhoo says:

I shall make a trip to BevMo in your honor.

July 31st, 2007 at 1:50 pm
12

TIGERinATL says:

Congrats!!

Wanna hit 6 million? MILF Tuesdays!

July 31st, 2007 at 1:55 pm
13

Darkknight says:

Congratulations!

Oh, yeah, and fuck Tim Tebow.

July 31st, 2007 at 1:58 pm
14

Holly says:

Sorry, you know how emotional girls get about anniversaries.

July 31st, 2007 at 1:58 pm
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a5ehren says:

I’m still gonna kick your ass in the NCAA league, bitch.

July 31st, 2007 at 1:59 pm
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Halleck T. says:

Thanks for the insight, the wit, and of course, the bunda.

July 31st, 2007 at 1:59 pm
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tzubear says:

C’mon stranko. There is almost 20 of us responsible for the 5,000,000 hits.

July 31st, 2007 at 2:00 pm
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Rival says:

I concur with #13.

Great site. You need a new team, though.

All I’m saying is U of Buffalo needs a boost, ok?

July 31st, 2007 at 2:03 pm
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RedDevilEA says:

In honor of this momentous event, Jim Delaney is adding 4,999,989 teams to the Big Ten.

July 31st, 2007 at 2:09 pm
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BuckeyeDan says:

Any way of knowing what domain the lucky sperm came from?

July 31st, 2007 at 2:15 pm
21

Stockman says:

Orson,
The thanks really goes to you bud. You have the ability to entertain all of us on a daily basis. Your writing style and wit are unparalleled in the blogosphere IMO. Kudos to you sir.

Last ever man love post from me, Lawya.

July 31st, 2007 at 2:16 pm
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kleph says:

so what portion of that total is absorbed by the infamous page 1406?

July 31st, 2007 at 2:24 pm
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jon says:

If you love all us Angels, shouldn’t we get gold pins or something?

July 31st, 2007 at 2:27 pm
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The Great Barstoolio says:

I shall fall off a barstool, again, but in your honor this time.

July 31st, 2007 at 2:52 pm
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Holly says:

@22– Yeah, I’d actually be interested to see stats on that as well.

July 31st, 2007 at 3:06 pm
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jebushchrist says:

You don’t have to be the biggest, just the best.
Now you’re both.
4.9 million cocktails to you.

July 31st, 2007 at 3:13 pm
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Palouse says:

You’re the best, around. Nothin’ in the world can keep you down. You’re the best around…..

Now, go shave your balls!

July 31st, 2007 at 3:30 pm
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tru-blu-psu says:

Yikes, that is some shitty photoshopping.

July 31st, 2007 at 3:31 pm
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PSUrob says:

if 5 million can’t buy a fucken siren, I don’t know what will. keep up the good work boys.

July 31st, 2007 at 3:46 pm
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Odell 51 says:

I am glad that I was here when it hit 5 million.

xxoo’s orson, stranko, and the rest of you assholes. It makes my day everyday.

And EVERY DAY SHOULD BE SATURDAY

July 31st, 2007 at 3:48 pm
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Mr. Wrong says:

Must be all the Peter North shout-outs.

July 31st, 2007 at 3:54 pm
32

Harris says:

We need a shout-out from the greatest Florida Gator — The Sex Cannon.

July 31st, 2007 at 3:59 pm
33

Allahver Fist says:

Not too shabby for a Band Geek site.

July 31st, 2007 at 4:36 pm
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Pappy says:

EDSBS is “Hot, hot, hot!” x 5,000,000

Rockin.

July 31st, 2007 at 5:02 pm
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The Stos says:

If it counts repeat views per day, I am very guilty of inflating that number, but it is an excellent excape from my mundane job…congratulations, and keep cranking out the high brow comedy, even if most of the SEC fans you represent don’t get it.

July 31st, 2007 at 5:35 pm
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Allaha says:

Did the 5 mln hits contribute to the MNC, or did the MNC contribute to the 5 mln hits?

Congrats on both.

July 31st, 2007 at 6:07 pm
37

Harold Reynolds says:

Screw you. I’m only here because I thought this was a porno site.

July 31st, 2007 at 8:08 pm
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Purple_tiger006 says:

Congrats on the great site. However maybe YOU can find Tigersmack somewhere in Baton Rouge to help with your photoshop.

All Hail the Mighty Corndog!!!

July 31st, 2007 at 8:21 pm
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PW says:

Congrats guys. I keep telling my friends about this site and have gotten several hooked on it. Unfortunately, all my friends, like me and 85% of the other denizens of EDSBS, are law students/lawyers.

July 31st, 2007 at 10:04 pm
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Jen says:

In my wildest dreams I never thought that googling “ESPN sucks” would lead to the reward that is EDSBS. Congrats on 5 meeellliiiooooooon.
Kleph and Holly-I can vouch for 15 of the 5M due to the best post EVER.

August 1st, 2007 at 7:26 am
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Aerobab says:

Congrats, Gents! Your creative brilliance continues to blow my mind each and every day! And when you do drop the occasional pile-o-shit, the bunda quickly lifts you back onto the pedastal!

May Every Day be a Saturday for you, sirs!

August 1st, 2007 at 8:54 am
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The Duke of Wazzu says:

#40 That’s how I discovered EDSBS and Deadspin in July 2006.

EDSBS, Deadspin : online crack

August 2nd, 2007 at 8:10 pm