5,000,000

by Orson on Jul 31, 2007 2:34 PM EDT

We crossed the 5 million mark in visitors today. Much thanks to all. In honor of the event, of course: shitty photoshop.

Thanks to all for stopping by. We love every last single one of you.

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“Thank you dis-ill-usionmeeeenntttttt!”

Great, now I have that effing song stuck in my head…

Congrats on the 5 mil….

by Whitey on Jul 31, 2007 2:36 PM EDT reply actions

5 million….cocktails!

by Holly on Jul 31, 2007 2:38 PM EDT reply actions

This commands a feast! Bring the finest meats, cheeses, and bacon pants from throughout the land! Bitches, please assemble amongst the haystacks.

by irishoutsider on Jul 31, 2007 2:40 PM EDT reply actions

The truth is that our Moms account for roughly 4 Million of the hits… but that’s okay.

by Stranko Montana on Jul 31, 2007 2:41 PM EDT reply actions

CHEESE CURDS AND MILLER LITE FOR EVERYONE!!!!!!

by Brewster Crew on Jul 31, 2007 2:42 PM EDT reply actions

Bless each of those 5,000,000 little angels.

by Gator03 on Jul 31, 2007 2:43 PM EDT reply actions

Congratulations. Tonight I will drink a bourbon to you….

by Dave K. on Jul 31, 2007 2:44 PM EDT reply actions

Orson, sorry to say that it was me on 4,999,987, 4,999,991 – 4, 999,994 and 4,999,999 – 5,000,011. Work is slooooooooooooooooow today. But I would like to say thank you for the prodigious posting today to help pass the time.

The photoshop might be better if there was a flashin siren on the top of his helmet. Just sayin’, bless your heart.

by LSUJoshua on Jul 31, 2007 2:46 PM EDT reply actions

Congratulations, gentlemen…an achievement for which you can be proud. I’m still looking to be able to claim 5,000,000 of anything.

Stranko, there are reasons we gotta love moms, and yours is another one.

by sb on Jul 31, 2007 2:46 PM EDT reply actions

I shall make a trip to BevMo in your honor.

by bruinhoo on Jul 31, 2007 2:50 PM EDT reply actions

I shall make a trip to BevMo in your honor.

by bruinhoo on Jul 31, 2007 2:50 PM EDT reply actions

Congrats!!

Wanna hit 6 million? MILF Tuesdays!

by TIGERinATL on Jul 31, 2007 2:55 PM EDT reply actions

Congratulations!

Oh, yeah, and fuck Tim Tebow.

by Darkknight on Jul 31, 2007 2:58 PM EDT reply actions

Sorry, you know how emotional girls get about anniversaries.

by Holly on Jul 31, 2007 2:58 PM EDT reply actions

I’m still gonna kick your ass in the NCAA league, bitch.

by a5ehren on Jul 31, 2007 2:59 PM EDT reply actions

Thanks for the insight, the wit, and of course, the bunda.

by Halleck T. on Jul 31, 2007 2:59 PM EDT reply actions

C’mon stranko. There is almost 20 of us responsible for the 5,000,000 hits.

by tzubear on Jul 31, 2007 3:00 PM EDT reply actions

I concur with #13.

Great site. You need a new team, though.

All I’m saying is U of Buffalo needs a boost, ok?

by Rival on Jul 31, 2007 3:03 PM EDT reply actions

In honor of this momentous event, Jim Delaney is adding 4,999,989 teams to the Big Ten.

by RedDevilEA on Jul 31, 2007 3:09 PM EDT reply actions

Any way of knowing what domain the lucky sperm came from?

by BuckeyeDan on Jul 31, 2007 3:15 PM EDT reply actions

Orson,
The thanks really goes to you bud. You have the ability to entertain all of us on a daily basis. Your writing style and wit are unparalleled in the blogosphere IMO. Kudos to you sir.

Last ever man love post from me, Lawya.

by Stockman on Jul 31, 2007 3:16 PM EDT reply actions

so what portion of that total is absorbed by the infamous page 1406?

by kleph on Jul 31, 2007 3:24 PM EDT reply actions

If you love all us Angels, shouldn’t we get gold pins or something?

by jon on Jul 31, 2007 3:27 PM EDT reply actions

I shall fall off a barstool, again, but in your honor this time.

by The Great Barstoolio on Jul 31, 2007 3:52 PM EDT reply actions

@22— Yeah, I’d actually be interested to see stats on that as well.

by Holly on Jul 31, 2007 4:06 PM EDT reply actions

You don’t have to be the biggest, just the best.
Now you’re both.
4.9 million cocktails to you.

by jebushchrist on Jul 31, 2007 4:13 PM EDT reply actions

You’re the best, around. Nothin’ in the world can keep you down. You’re the best around…..

Now, go shave your balls!

by Palouse on Jul 31, 2007 4:30 PM EDT reply actions

Yikes, that is some shitty photoshopping.

by tru-blu-psu on Jul 31, 2007 4:31 PM EDT reply actions

if 5 million can’t buy a fucken siren, I don’t know what will. keep up the good work boys.

by PSUrob on Jul 31, 2007 4:46 PM EDT reply actions

I am glad that I was here when it hit 5 million.

xxoo’s orson, stranko, and the rest of you assholes. It makes my day everyday.

And EVERY DAY SHOULD BE SATURDAY

by Odell 51 on Jul 31, 2007 4:48 PM EDT reply actions

Must be all the Peter North shout-outs.

by Mr. Wrong on Jul 31, 2007 4:54 PM EDT reply actions

We need a shout-out from the greatest Florida Gator — The Sex Cannon.

by Harris on Jul 31, 2007 4:59 PM EDT reply actions

Not too shabby for a Band Geek site.

by Allahver Fist on Jul 31, 2007 5:36 PM EDT reply actions

EDSBS is “Hot, hot, hot!” x 5,000,000

Rockin.

by Pappy on Jul 31, 2007 6:02 PM EDT reply actions

If it counts repeat views per day, I am very guilty of inflating that number, but it is an excellent excape from my mundane job…congratulations, and keep cranking out the high brow comedy, even if most of the SEC fans you represent don’t get it.

by The Stos on Jul 31, 2007 6:35 PM EDT reply actions

Did the 5 mln hits contribute to the MNC, or did the MNC contribute to the 5 mln hits?

Congrats on both.

by Allaha on Jul 31, 2007 7:07 PM EDT reply actions

Screw you. I’m only here because I thought this was a porno site.

by Harold Reynolds on Jul 31, 2007 9:08 PM EDT reply actions

Congrats on the great site. However maybe YOU can find Tigersmack somewhere in Baton Rouge to help with your photoshop.

All Hail the Mighty Corndog!!!

by Purple_tiger006 on Jul 31, 2007 9:21 PM EDT reply actions

Congrats guys. I keep telling my friends about this site and have gotten several hooked on it. Unfortunately, all my friends, like me and 85% of the other denizens of EDSBS, are law students/lawyers.

by PW on Jul 31, 2007 11:04 PM EDT reply actions

In my wildest dreams I never thought that googling “ESPN sucks” would lead to the reward that is EDSBS. Congrats on 5 meeellliiiooooooon.
Kleph and Holly-I can vouch for 15 of the 5M due to the best post EVER.

by Jen on Aug 1, 2007 8:26 AM EDT reply actions

Congrats, Gents! Your creative brilliance continues to blow my mind each and every day! And when you do drop the occasional pile-o-shit, the bunda quickly lifts you back onto the pedastal!

May Every Day be a Saturday for you, sirs!

by Aerobab on Aug 1, 2007 9:54 AM EDT reply actions