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July 30, 2007

DAILY AFFIRMATION: VIDEO EDITION

In 33 days…fire your coach if this happens to your team. Immediately. Do not pass go. Don’t even fucking think about giving him 200 dollars.

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50 Responses to “DAILY AFFIRMATION: VIDEO EDITION”

1

Andy says:

How about firing the coach of the team that pulled the BS play.

July 30th, 2007 at 8:48 am
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karlhungus12 says:

Kind of a dick move by the coach, but pretty funny. I’m surprised one of the coaches or parents on the other team didn’t try to kick his ass.

July 30th, 2007 at 8:48 am
3

RedDevilEA says:

You just blew Boise State’s new play. Way to go.

July 30th, 2007 at 8:49 am
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Doug says:

PWN3D. Chris Peterson is already adding this to the Boise State playbook.

July 30th, 2007 at 8:50 am
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Scalz1 says:

I would smash that coaches chickbag with a claw hammer if he pulled that shit on my kid’s team. Douchebaggery of the highest order.

July 30th, 2007 at 8:51 am
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CFB Authority says:

This is one time where I’d allow the opposing head coach or a parent beat the shit out of the head coach who called the play.

IT’S NOT THE BIG TWEEELVE. IT’S NOT EVEN INTRAMURALS, BROTHER! IT’S PEE WEE FOOTBALL!

July 30th, 2007 at 8:51 am
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Doug says:

You stole my Boise State joke, RedDevil . . . better find someone else to start your car for you tomorrow morning.

July 30th, 2007 at 8:51 am
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Yodahog says:

I think I’d rather fire the guy who picked out those uni’s.

Red pant, navy jersey and grey lettering… nice

July 30th, 2007 at 8:53 am
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Scalz1 says:

*Chickenbag, not chickbag.

July 30th, 2007 at 8:54 am
10

Allahver Fist says:

Fool me once – shame on you.
Fool me twice – Bob Stoops.

July 30th, 2007 at 8:54 am
11

Wooderson says:

Wow, you know some fatheri n the stands had to be screaming at his kid to pay attention andthe play wasgoing.

That kid was later beaten by his drunk father.

July 30th, 2007 at 8:57 am
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Scalz1 says:

Can 10 year old kids even say “trickeration”??

July 30th, 2007 at 8:57 am
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RedDevilEA says:

Doug-I don’t drive a car. I ride a bear. A grizzly bear. That wears tigers for rollerskates and has sharks for boxing gloves. Either that or I’m still drunk from this weekend. Either way.

July 30th, 2007 at 8:58 am
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Heath says:

When I was coaching High School football we ran the fumble-rooski a couple of times and also ran the play where the QB throws the ball to the WR on a bounce and then everyone yells at the QB to get the ball up and get his head in the game. Then the WR throws a deep post to the other WR. We scored a TD against the #1 team in the state on that play.

July 30th, 2007 at 8:58 am
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Bullfrog says:

I think that happened to the Irish once or twice when Bob Davie was running things.

July 30th, 2007 at 9:00 am
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gerry dorsey says:

that is a pretty dick move to be pulling on some 11 year olds or whatever they are.

however….the brass balls award goes to the little qb. it takes some juevos to calmly take 20 steps with the ball in your hand on a live play.

July 30th, 2007 at 9:19 am
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a5ehren says:

At work, but if it’s the wrong ball play, we ran that bad boy in 8th grade…

July 30th, 2007 at 9:24 am
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Jeremy says:

I would like to see a video of this play where it DOESN’T work. Where the one defensive end who’s paying attention (or has seen it before) tees off and obliterates the smug QB trotting nonchalantly over to the sidelines, Terry Tate style.

July 30th, 2007 at 9:26 am
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Brian says:

Yea Im sitting there like, ok where’s the drunk dad gonna come out of and beat someone’s ass -through the whole thing.

July 30th, 2007 at 9:26 am
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them oklahoma says:

The Stoops is not amused. Holla at the Stoops.

July 30th, 2007 at 9:28 am
21

Upstate Underdog says:

steve spurrier approves of that play. however, total dick move. that coach who called it should be embarassed.

July 30th, 2007 at 9:35 am
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Boston Frog says:

No. 18, same here. The video would have been better if some DE had just clocked the kid. Or even better if some angry parent of a kid on the opposing team had rushed onto the field and decked the QB.

July 30th, 2007 at 9:40 am
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mambajack says:

Similar to #14, my father-in-law coached jr. high. Says he had a play where the the qb throws a lateral to the wr. The wr drops the pass and then “acts” disgusted at dropping the pass. As soon as the defense turned their backs to start huddling up after the “incompletion” he picked up the ball and took off.

How wrong would it be for a ref to whisper to a defender that the ball had been snapped?

July 30th, 2007 at 9:50 am
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ksd925 says:

Yeah, some pos team tried to use this play against us my freshman year of high school. Unfortunately, the team was known for trick plays so our coach went over all the bs stuff that they might try and this play was one of them so when the quarterback started walking out to the side, me(the DE) the OLB on my side and the corner were all there to beat the shit out of the kid and he ended up leavin the game with broken ribs. The only way this play would ever work is in a peewee game which is why it’s such a dick move

July 30th, 2007 at 9:57 am
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Brewster Crew says:

I’ve seen a version of this. Some jackass figured out it was my 1st year of coachign HS football (a 9th grade game, no less), so he thought it would be cute to try a fake spike then have the QB walk toward the sideline before taking off. Fortunately, one of the dads shouted “LIVE BAAAAAAWL” as he was walking toward the sideline with the ball still. I don’t know if he pissed himself before or after my OLB got to him but it was one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen. Terry Tate would have been proud of that decapitation.

(And if that play would have worked, I would have quit on the spot and committed seppuku out of shame.)

July 30th, 2007 at 9:58 am
26

gart says:

Bob Stoops dumped trash onto my yard back in 1999, then painted the cans purple.

True story!

July 30th, 2007 at 10:04 am
27

Scalz1 says:

Orson, a little off topic, but is MILF tuesday in the works ?

July 30th, 2007 at 10:08 am
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sb says:

My first impression was WTF?

And, I second a motion for a MILF Tuesday.

July 30th, 2007 at 10:17 am
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Odell 51 says:

I like the idea of MILF Tuesday.

I also would have loved to seen the parents in the stands. Someones MOM would have been pissed off. Most of the dads would have laughed and told their boy after the game what a live ball is.

July 30th, 2007 at 10:24 am
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PW says:

So was that the outside trout?

July 30th, 2007 at 10:28 am
31

Run Up The Score says:

It’s true. What the hell else are we supposed to do on Tuesdays?

July 30th, 2007 at 10:33 am
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yoyofutbawl says:

Were my eyes fooling me or did I see (NAME REDACTED) coaching on the opposing sideline?

July 30th, 2007 at 10:45 am
33

Orson Swindle says:

Yoyo–was there a guy with a Chinese Menu stuck into the back of his pants? Then yes, that’s him.

July 30th, 2007 at 10:50 am
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ThefightingFrenchman says:

This is what happens to an adolescent playing tackle futbol when they dont pay attention. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agFIcSc6cCc&mode=related&search=

July 30th, 2007 at 11:26 am
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Them Oklahoma says:

#26- The Stoops will dump trash on Bob Synder’s property whenever he sees fit. He learned this from the emperor of the Visor Empire (Head Ball Coach/aka Steve Spurrier).

July 30th, 2007 at 11:28 am
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Lion4$190 says:

I agree, MILF Tuesdays might stop me from trolling the Ron Mexico Support sites.

(Formerly Lion4Life)

July 30th, 2007 at 11:39 am
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Majorly English says:

Now that the “wrong ball” play has been disseminated amongst the masses, there’s going to be some poor prepubescent QB out there that actually does get the wrong ball, only to be turned into a greasy spot on the field by the attentive defense when he tries to get the right one.

I hope with my highest of hopes that YouTube is there for it.

July 30th, 2007 at 11:45 am
38

them oklahoma says:

edit to number 35, that should read “Bill Snyder”. Stoops doesn’t have time for this shit.

July 30th, 2007 at 11:50 am
39

Stacy Keibler Luvs Me says:

Milf Nomination Dept:

Great stuff! Very funny. At least that kid did not propose at the end of his play.

Pam Anderson’s shelf life is about to expire, no matter how much overtime she has her plastic surgeons working right now. But for now, how ’bout em floating devices!! She gets my nomination, as the initial milf.

July 30th, 2007 at 11:51 am
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robert says:

@23:
In my very limited experience playing football (read: high school), refs would answer questions that you asked them, but nothing more.

July 30th, 2007 at 11:53 am
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TideInTx says:

It slightly reminds me of a play by Auburn vs. Ole Miss several years ago. The line didn’t move but a receiver took off. Ole Miss’ d line just stood there and it went for a touchdown. By the way this isn’t an anti-Auburn post, I thought it was brilliant on the college level. At that level if you don’t know the rules its your fault.

July 30th, 2007 at 12:29 pm
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Dave says:

#34 – I watched that clip of the kid getting popped about 8 times in a row before realizing I’d seen that somewhere before on a much larger level

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-896343044446228756&q=andre+smith&total=177&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=0

July 30th, 2007 at 1:13 pm
43

njuneardave says:

i would’ve liked to see the Burger King mascot rush across the field and decleat the little QB, flame-broiled style.

July 30th, 2007 at 2:57 pm
44

Allahver Fist says:

My Fiesta Bowl DVD came in the mail today. Whoaaaaaaa, trickeration!!

July 30th, 2007 at 3:42 pm
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Papa Lou BSU says:

My JV team successfully executed the “WR pretends to head to the sideline and get chewed out by coach all while keeping both feet barely in bounds, then streaking down the sideline uncovered after the ball is snapped” play.

Unfortunately, the play didn’t go for six, as the QB threw a wounded duck that allowed the DB time to recover. But it went for a good 40 yards and set up a TD.

And appropriately, our coaches only pulled out this play in a payback situation. The year before, our opponent had pulled down several varsity reserves to lay a woodshed 50-point beating on our jay-vees. As a result, the aforementioned was only one of about seven or eight gadget plays we ran that night, including a reverse trap late to add the “FU” touchdown.

July 30th, 2007 at 4:11 pm
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Kecalf Bailey says:

#41, Sadly, if nothing else is learned from the Fulmer Cup, college football players definately struggle with “rules.”

July 30th, 2007 at 4:30 pm
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jgunnip says:

Please make sure to include video of the next time when d-lineman knocks kid out. k thx.

July 30th, 2007 at 6:07 pm
48

pop warner says:

We had this play in pop-warner where everyone would line up to the right and then the quarterback would come out screaming, “You f@cking idiots! You are lined up wrong!” The ball would then be snapped to this guy who ran a 4.4 forty and he’d have 10 blockers in front of him.

July 30th, 2007 at 10:03 pm
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eric y says:

Sammie, remember when jay whitlow told us about how Boise State tried this when they played eric’s high school team: Mountain Cove High School? And remember how jay said the quarterback took off running? And remember how jay whitlow said he tripped and fumbled just before getting to the goal line? And remember how jay whitlow said the ball was plucked up and carried for a Mt. Cove touch down? And remember we celebrated that night? Sammie, whatever you do, always remember!
jay whitlow
eric y

July 31st, 2007 at 8:15 am
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Chris says:

Next time we need a video of trickeration turning into a group beat down…

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July 31st, 2007 at 10:44 pm