FRIDAY CHEESECAKE: ANDREA RINCON
by Orson on Jul 27, 2007 10:45 AM EDT
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PrintWe're extremely literate, hard-working, degreed and responsible people here. We do not wear Axe Body Spray. We have never gotten a DUI. We do not wear necklaces made of dull gray metal shaped into mock-chain link. We accept our eventual mini-vanned fates with glee. We love our wives and go to bed at responsible times only after sorting the recycling, making sure our BillPay account is in order, and taking the dog out for a walk.
And yet....CHEESECAKE STRIKES!!!
Andrea Rincon, a Colombiana, we think. This is the safest picture we could find for the front pagina. The rest are technically safe for work, but again, probably not a great idea to have on the front page, as they feature extremely distracting amounts of bunda. (Seriously--if you have an ounce of hesitation, don't click more.)
And the video of one of her photo shoots, which is also likely "safe for work," but not really "safe for work." And we'll hear nothing of how filthy or nasty this is--it's cheesecake. There's no nudity, only fromage-ish posing. It's practically prime-time safe, or at least basic cable-safe.
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The beginning of the video is “eh”. Skip to the 2 minute mark.
I also was (read: am) a big Power Puff Girl fan. Only I like Buttercup, not so much Bubbles. Never had the thong though.
by CouchBurnin'Girl on Jul 27, 2007 10:55 AM EDT reply actions
Now that is a very nice looking young lady. ;)
by The Conscience of a Nation on Jul 27, 2007 11:01 AM EDT reply actions
Ahhhhhhh…..Bunda!!
Never got a DUI?? Dude grow up already.
by The Last Dragon on Jul 27, 2007 11:02 AM EDT reply actions
She needs to work on her ‘sexy face’…but the body is hot.
by always rebellious on Jul 27, 2007 11:02 AM EDT reply actions
is that esteban working that soundtrack????
by gerry dorsey on Jul 27, 2007 11:04 AM EDT reply actions
I’ll be waiting here patiently for the Fox premiere of “When Bunda Attacks”.
by AllWhoYonder on Jul 27, 2007 11:05 AM EDT reply actions
Congrats on not getting a DUI. I, also, have evaded license checks and having any brake, rear, or headlights out at any inopportune times.
However, I, like everyone else, have several friends who have not been so lucky.
Those laws are quite strict, no matter where you go, now.
by Coop on Jul 27, 2007 11:05 AM EDT reply actions
Can someone get me a napkin please. I dont think I blinked for 3:27
by bhors on Jul 27, 2007 11:05 AM EDT reply actions
Thanks, CBG. I could’ve watched it before the 2:00 mark, but, like Nick Saban, I don’t have time for that shit.
by PW on Jul 27, 2007 11:10 AM EDT reply actions
The brothels of Latin America overflow with such Columbian wonders.
Club Cinco Uno Cinco, for those in the know.
by John In Huntsville on Jul 27, 2007 11:14 AM EDT reply actions
Scuse’ me while I put on my best grey suit – and make time for that shit.
by Nick Saban on Jul 27, 2007 11:21 AM EDT reply actions
Ohhh it hurts…it hurts so bad. ALSO Great side boob at :04 i think.
by cbs5090 on Jul 27, 2007 11:34 AM EDT reply actions
The quality of the Cheesecake has been slipping lately; Andrea Rincon accompanies a sharp rise in the worldwide bunda market. Viva la Bunda!
by Justin Cliburn on Jul 27, 2007 11:36 AM EDT reply actions
You have succumbed to the popular choice… bunda…always a favorite, however, somehow lacking in character and finesse… tends to appeal to the masses, and hard to get past the obvious attributes. I mean, yeah, I like it but it would only work for me for about 3-4 minutes. Then l’d be trying to find a way to say “Uh, gotta go.” in espanol. If you happen to supplement today’s cheesecake contibution, please provide a display of tasteful, intriguing, mysterious, slender, feminine, beautiful women…, please? English is optional, but at least let her have a hint of ability to verbally converse, in whatever language…now that would provide the quatro horas de sexo!
by sb on Jul 27, 2007 11:43 AM EDT reply actions
Not bad.
Orson, donde esta los mujeres con pelo rojo?
by Wooderson on Jul 27, 2007 11:43 AM EDT reply actions
No DUI, Orson? No night spent at the Alachua County Detention Center (AC/DC bitches!)? You haven’t lived if you haven’t spent an evening in the same hallowed chambers that have been graced by both F. Lee Bailey and Daryl Strawberry.
Me, I achieved rebirth at 18, in the Spring year of my Freshman.
Drink and drive like a dragon!
by Allahver Fist on Jul 27, 2007 11:44 AM EDT reply actions
- Gerry Dorsey
I think that’s him in the last frame (the guy’s a total fucking tool, btw).
by Mr. Wrong on Jul 27, 2007 11:45 AM EDT reply actions
- SB,
How about you scroll down …all the way down ….right to the Susan Sontag photo… you get there? Now leave the rest of us alone to enjoy the nice little lady from Colombia…
by Dave K. on Jul 27, 2007 11:46 AM EDT reply actions
- Is the exception that proves the rule and is the one redeeming and tolerable aspect of lil Nickie.
by Kenny on Jul 27, 2007 11:55 AM EDT reply actions
Is Selena Spice her porn name or some South American ass-in-thongs website? Because that is a kick ass porn name.
by Matt on Jul 27, 2007 12:05 PM EDT reply actions
- SB,
Bunda is the begining and the end. The alpha and the omega. The good and the bad. And, sometimes, the ugly.
But(heh), bunda is eternal.
Let me ask you this, would you kill the birds for singing? The children for laughing ? No ? Then let the Bunda be Bunda, just leave it at that.
by Scalz1 on Jul 27, 2007 12:09 PM EDT reply actions
Sorting the recylcing…it’s not part of the foreplay…but it’s still very important! (O, Thanks for enlightening my world to the Conchords!)3
YO YO YO YO, YOOOO YOOOO, YOOOO, YOOOO…BUNDA!
by Aerobab on Jul 27, 2007 12:15 PM EDT reply actions
My God.
I need a cigarette.
Not only spectacularly bundariffic, she’s got it going on in all the other departments as well.
Damn I love brunettes.
by J on Jul 27, 2007 12:21 PM EDT reply actions
the video is incredible, but why do we need to get balsted with a huge bucket of douche chills with that guy’s face at the end? IS there no justice?
by jon on Jul 27, 2007 12:23 PM EDT reply actions
uhhh, blasted, not balsted (although that’s not a bad word for it). i can’t type today
by jon on Jul 27, 2007 12:24 PM EDT reply actions
Holy Moly Batman Dept:
Riddle Me This Batman Dept:
1) How can a woman have such a nice big shiny rump, yet a stomach flatter than Maria Sharapova? Anatomically impossible.
2) How is it possible (Picture #2) that the bikini label is BIGGER than the bikini bottom?
3) With a babe like that, where would you start?
4) The video rocked, and not even that awful picture in the last .01 second caused Woody to go away. (He or “It” looked like a ’Bama fan.)
5) Mini-Van Fate???…Batman get Alfred.. – Suggestion…go retro and get an old-fashion station wagon, or those new Euro ones….because once you go the mini-van route…it’s like telling the world: “I have officially given up all hope of ever being a man’s man ever again, and will now even start holding my lady’s handbag at Wal-Mart, while she tries on Mu-Mus in all sorts of florid colors and styles.”
by Stacy Keibler Luvs Me on Jul 27, 2007 12:30 PM EDT reply actions
Guys, I understand the attraction and I’m all over it…just gotten to the stage in life where I want a little more. Kinda like a little whisky in the coffee, a little spice in my food, a lagniappe… a mindless grapple, although enjoyable, won’t provide the full satisfaction I have come to expect from just such an interlude.
Blaze away…but we’re not coming from different directions, just accenting different aspects of the experience…and if I liked it enough, I’m assured a second opportunity.
by sb on Jul 27, 2007 12:34 PM EDT reply actions
FYI – there’s plenty o’ NSFW stuff out there of her as well.
She’s fan-freakin-tastic.
by GamecockTony on Jul 27, 2007 12:38 PM EDT reply actions
Thank you, Mr. Swindle for restoring the bundalicious flavor to friday Cheesecake. Viva-la-bunda!
by TIGERinATL on Jul 27, 2007 12:43 PM EDT reply actions
No, Stacy…no strap on tools here…and with a subject that occupies over 3/4th’s of a male’s daily thought, I want it to be quality over quantity.
by sb on Jul 27, 2007 12:50 PM EDT reply actions
And for the record, I’m married with 2 rug rats and a minivan driving SEC alum wife. Trust me when I say that any woman can look good when they’re dressed to the nines and done up, but you know you have a winner when she can pull that shit off when in full mommy mode.
Viva la minivan driving bunda!
by TIGERinATL on Jul 27, 2007 12:55 PM EDT reply actions
- - SB: I like quality and quan-tity. If you can get both, Bada-Bing we have a winner! But, when I am at the beach looking at babes, the last thought from my mind is:
“That chick is skinny with no butt and boobs. But, I bet she can discuss Proust all night long, yeah baby!”—> NOT. (Sorry ladies, but most men, like myself, are really quite shallow when we assessing babes.)
- - TIGER: Nothing wrong with a woman driving a Mini-Van, especially a hot mom. It just looks bad when a man is driving one of those things. Sort of like seeing a man in ballet shoes. First thought, lucky so and so for spending all that time lifting and grabbing those cute ballerinas, but man, why those shoes!
by Stacy Keibler Luvs Me on Jul 27, 2007 1:03 PM EDT reply actions
- - Right on re: our shallowness.
Case in point: I just turned off ESPN radio because Linda Cohn is on. Sure she can probably talk circles around me on most sports topics, but the Lois Griffin voice and the fact that I know what she looks like make any thoughts she may have on Michael Vick’s legal troubles totally worthless to me.
by TIGERinATL on Jul 27, 2007 1:33 PM EDT reply actions
I was the one who suggested Ms. Rincon to Orson. Is it bad that I feel like this is the best, most productive contribution I’ve made to society all week? Glad everyone enjoyed her.
by Beatuofa on Jul 27, 2007 1:37 PM EDT reply actions
I didn’t know there was a “Bunda suggestion box”.
by Scalz1 on Jul 27, 2007 1:46 PM EDT reply actions
Rehash of the box in the upper right for #48 and others:
“Please send your comments to harumphharumph a yahoo dot com. Please direct all tailgating photos and stories to edsbsfans a gmail dot com.”
This concludes this Public Service Announcement.
by Aerobab on Jul 27, 2007 1:56 PM EDT reply actions
Que ridiculo.
If Valderrama got his own statue in Colombia, then surely Senorita Rincon should get one as well.
Feliz fin de semana chicos y chicas.
by Kanu on Jul 27, 2007 1:57 PM EDT reply actions
I’m not a very religious person; however, I could easily worship that body. Lovely.
by Signal to Noise on Jul 27, 2007 2:03 PM EDT reply actions
My god, with a body like that how can she not turn herself on just looking in the mirror.
by Slammer on Jul 27, 2007 2:08 PM EDT reply actions
- - SKLM – please tell me what “Mu-Mus” are. I just got such minivan thing this week and any warnings would be great. Though I can count on 1 hand the number of times I’ve been in a Wal-Mart in the last 5 years- perhaps that too is in jeopardy?!?
SB – by all means, please suggest to Orson you’re perfect cheesecake. You have piqued my curiosity.
Where’s Harris at? His wife has to see this week’s cheesecake selection!
by Out of Conference on Jul 27, 2007 2:12 PM EDT reply actions
you-re = your – titties make me type like shit
by Out of Conference on Jul 27, 2007 2:13 PM EDT reply actions
Well, now knowing that suggestions are tolerated, and with my Doctorate in Bundalogy, I promise you, faithful commentors, that I will not rest until I find a Cheesecake Friday-worth Bunda for next week.
by Scalz1 on Jul 27, 2007 2:19 PM EDT reply actions
I like the bunda, the whole bunda and nothing but the bunda, so help me God.
by Alex on Jul 27, 2007 2:37 PM EDT reply actions
55
Here’s the first example of a mumu that came to mind:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJ4aQhq2AjI
by PW on Jul 27, 2007 2:37 PM EDT reply actions
OoC…mu-mus are the large, dress-like, non-descript body coverings consistenly worn by matrons with curlers in their hair…and seen frequently on large women being emitted from minivans.
Now my favorite cheesecake was the spanish chica (from Spain, mind you). from a few weeks ago…a hint of character in her face and all finely shaped (without excess) otherwise…I subscribe to the “anything more than a handful is a waste” theory…and it has stood the test of time.
Here is my vote for a MILF Tuesday!
by sb on Jul 27, 2007 2:46 PM EDT reply actions
Oooooo Andrea Rincon. So hot………want to touch the hiney.
by The Last Dragon on Jul 27, 2007 2:51 PM EDT reply actions
Butterface, but still a strong “yes”
by Reggie Ball Superstar on Jul 27, 2007 3:10 PM EDT reply actions
Mu-Mus…
#55: Out of Conference. The perfect Mu-Mu, with flowers and stuff, was the Youtube clip referenced in Comment # 59. A “fat” Homer in a Mu-Mu, with appropriate strut and stuff, is the funniest thing I have seen all week. So cool.
Sorry Wal-Mart shoppers, but that place is loaded with really fat, pasty customers. Bad kind of bunda there.
- 60: SB, Spain’s Ms Vega was very hot, but not in the same league as today’s Ms. Shiny Butt-Boobalicious-Curvy-With-No-Jelly-Belly Rincon.
by Stacy Keibler Luvs Me on Jul 27, 2007 3:13 PM EDT reply actions
- - Butterface? You, sir, have some high standards.
Given pic #1 is all I have to go on, as youtube is blocked at the office. Perhaps she removes the mask in the video.
by TIGERinATL on Jul 27, 2007 3:29 PM EDT reply actions
Stacy, that Ms. Vega was what I’m talking about…built for pleasure over the long haul…and even with a drive-by hit, you never know when you’ve saddled up with one that’ll find a way to keep you for awhile…and it can happen to the best of us…so I’m just sayin’, choose wisely ‘cause if you get stuck, you’ll want it to be a keeper, even if its not your choice.
I am speaking from experience, here…I’m not just comin’ up with shit to keep y’all entertained. This ain’t bullshit we’re doin’…
by sb on Jul 27, 2007 3:41 PM EDT reply actions
Thanks for clarification on Mu-Mus, I think. I did check out the video and then the “Homer does weed” clip in the related section. “Oh my God, this dude does the best Flanders!”
by Out of Conference on Jul 27, 2007 3:44 PM EDT reply actions
There are at least two FAA-approve flotation devices in that photo.
by DevilGrad on Jul 27, 2007 4:06 PM EDT reply actions
#67: I counted four (4) flotation devices (included those shiny cheeks, too) .
by Stacy Keibler Luvs Me on Jul 27, 2007 4:20 PM EDT reply actions
Perfect. More like this one.
Got anything in a redhead?
by Stephen on Jul 27, 2007 9:42 PM EDT reply actions
I was off Friday….thanks for a great Monday. I saw side b00b.
by The Stos on Jul 30, 2007 9:08 AM EDT reply actions
Too…much…bunda… You know there’s an entire generation of South American women that will go into their late 30s and early 40s with huge asses. HUGE. Now, a nice rack will age well but a large bunda has only one way to grow; exponentially larger.
by SunDawg on Jul 30, 2007 11:16 AM EDT reply actions
What a beautiful turd-cutter she has.
I’d like to poke it.
by MACS on Jul 30, 2007 5:40 PM EDT reply actions
sb, are you a married man? You seem to be confused.
by texas on Jul 31, 2007 6:23 PM EDT reply actions
Essa Andrea Ricon é uma vadia que colocou silicone em todo o corpo e agora esta tentando faturar um pouco………. =P
by mOrTo on Aug 25, 2007 10:58 PM EDT reply actions
ZORRA, ZORRA Y POR SIEMPRE ZORRA…PUES CLARO, NO SE PODIA ESPERAR OTRA COSA DE UNA COLOMBIANA.
by yo on Oct 30, 2007 6:18 AM EDT reply actions
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