DAILY AFFIRMATION: DAY 36
by Orson on Jul 27, 2007 9:31 AM EDT
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Sometimes, we imagine Bobby Bowden looks behind him and thinks "How the hell'd I end up in Nuremburg?" Ah, but for a ninety degree twist of the wrist at full extension, sir.
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I know college football cheers aren’t Goethe quotes, but is it too much to expect them to include syllables? And not be vaguely racist?
by Majorly English on Jul 27, 2007 9:45 AM EDT reply actions
Bei zweihundert grad fur funfzehn Minuten backen…
Und Keine Eier !!!!
by RedDevilEA on Jul 27, 2007 9:48 AM EDT reply actions
Das Lehrer ist sehr gut in eine Bett. Ich habe grosse ein Hahn.
by Out of Conference on Jul 27, 2007 10:00 AM EDT reply actions
Zuerst unten! Mehr Lebensraum ist unsere!! Auslieferung gator!!!
by Brewster Crew on Jul 27, 2007 10:02 AM EDT reply actions
- - 200K for 15 minutes back. Without testicles?
- - Don’t forget to oil the bath?
My German is shaky, but what do you mean!
by Sean on Jul 27, 2007 10:04 AM EDT reply actions
How do you say “gay-ass gator chomping motion” in German?
by crabs on Jul 27, 2007 10:05 AM EDT reply actions
Also, Dude, Indian is not the desired nomenclature. Native American, please.
by RaginCajunRebel on Jul 27, 2007 10:05 AM EDT reply actions
Ich möchte zum teabag das Mädchen mit den herabhängenden Brüsten auf dem Unterseite Recht im Weiß.
by Out of Conference on Jul 27, 2007 10:05 AM EDT reply actions
Is this the time on Sprockets when we dance?
by beast in 'bama on Jul 27, 2007 10:05 AM EDT reply actions
RCR, we doubt an FSU fan (or most people, actually) would make so fine a distinction.
by Orson Swindle on Jul 27, 2007 10:09 AM EDT reply actions
Crabs—
It’s just one word, actually:
“DERMOSHUNOFDIENASHUNALCHAMPIUNSZEITHEITLICH.”
—O.
by Orson Swindle on Jul 27, 2007 10:13 AM EDT reply actions
Nomenclature is an awfully big word for a friday morning. Looks like we got us a reader.
by Brewster Crew on Jul 27, 2007 10:13 AM EDT reply actions
Seminole: the word that conjures mental imagery of both casinos and fake titties.
by Allahver Fist on Jul 27, 2007 10:14 AM EDT reply actions
What is one to do when Free Shoes plays the Satan Gray Suits? Who do we want to win?
by yoyofutbawl on Jul 27, 2007 10:17 AM EDT reply actions
If by reader, you mean “watcher of The Big Lebowski.” Who knew watching the Dude get stoned could make you sound intellectual.
by Herb on Jul 27, 2007 10:17 AM EDT reply actions
#9
If you were any kind of German, you’d know how important it is to keep your bath oiled.
by Rival on Jul 27, 2007 10:19 AM EDT reply actions
Did Bobby Bowden give up when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?!?
by Jerkwheat on Jul 27, 2007 10:19 AM EDT reply actions
Yes, but from that school , we also receive a bounty:
http://blog.joins.com/usr/g/m/gmldyf/9/fsu-girls-gm_l13-jossung.jpg
by Scalz1 on Jul 27, 2007 10:20 AM EDT reply actions
heh… this has been one of the best affirmations so far.
by Cincy on Jul 27, 2007 10:20 AM EDT reply actions
Nice, OOC—and I was just wondering how to say that in Deutsche.
by Nate on Jul 27, 2007 10:20 AM EDT reply actions
Yes, but from that school , we also receive a bounty:
http://blog.joins.com/usr/g/m/gmldyf/9/fsu-girls-gm_l13-jossung.jpg
Bunda !!
by Scalz1 on Jul 27, 2007 10:20 AM EDT reply actions
Brewster: obviously, you are not a golfer.
(nerd alert: I was in attendance last weekend http://lebowskifest.com/default.asp)
by jakldawg on Jul 27, 2007 10:21 AM EDT reply actions
Sometimes, we imagine Bobby Bowden looks behind him and thinks "How the hell’d I end up in Nuremburg?"
I’m pretty sure he wonders how the hell he ended up in a lot of places…because he’s 800 years old.
by PW on Jul 27, 2007 10:22 AM EDT reply actions
80,000 people a game? who are you trying to kid? the only time that stadium gets close to filling up is when Miami makes its bi-yearly trip up to crap the bed. the rest of the time the fans of FSU are too busy smoking PCP out of a socket wrench to care much about getting waxed by BC 30 to nil (I’ve personally observed said pcp-out-of-wrench smoking on two separate trips to tallahassee by two different people in two different places… that can’t be just coincidence). oh yeah- and the student tickets that students don’t ever use there? they’re free.
by rjsplow on Jul 27, 2007 10:25 AM EDT reply actions
#9-
Die Eier Von Satan is a song on Aenima by Tool. The whole song is in German, set up to sound like a Hitler speech. However, Die Eier Von Satan means The Eggs of Satan which is a type of cookie. The whole song is a recipe for that cookie. Pretty hilarious, methinks.
by RedDevilEA on Jul 27, 2007 10:33 AM EDT reply actions
Isn’t this about the time tOSUBuckeyes comes in here to defend OSU even though nobody has said anything bad about them?
by BG on Jul 27, 2007 10:37 AM EDT reply actions
Was muß Fuhrer Meyer denken? “Zeik Heil!”
http://www.orlandosentinel.com/media/photo/2007-01/27290144.jpg
Gator lockert, dieses Reich beendet bald auf.
by Lawboy on Jul 27, 2007 10:42 AM EDT reply actions
Thank God Herb caught the Lebowski reference…I don’t want you people thinking I’m actually educated.
by RaginCajunRebel on Jul 27, 2007 10:51 AM EDT reply actions
- - is that Jesse Owens paying some ‘spect to RDEA’s Satan’s Egg?
by Out of Conference on Jul 27, 2007 10:52 AM EDT reply actions
rjsplow,
One might question what you were doing associating with individuals who were using PCP or Sherman Helmsley, why do they call it that, out of a tool?
If you saw it “once” then it is reasonable to believe you were waking down the street and spotted it, however if you “witnessed” it twice, it seems that you frequent areas and/or associate with people, where this sort of thing is the norm.
You’re starting to remind me of the girl who tattles on the boy for having his his eyes open during a prayer in Sunday School…
by Coop on Jul 27, 2007 10:55 AM EDT reply actions
rjsplow—
first, it was Wake fucking Forest that blanked them thirty to nil at home last year, which is miles better than BC.
second, have i just missed the comedy gold opportunity that is Terry Bowden’s imminent return to the coaching ranks?
http://sports.aol.com/fanhouse/2007/07/26/is-terry-bowden-back-in-the-saddle-again/
by ESMjr on Jul 27, 2007 10:59 AM EDT reply actions
Oh RCR, we’d never think that. Everyone knows you got your J.D. by headbutting the head of the Louisiana Bar Association and not by actually going to school.
by Jerkwheat on Jul 27, 2007 11:02 AM EDT reply actions
RCR, I got it too. But I was attempting to build a comedy pyramid by throwing in a little Bill Hicks at what I thought was a good time. Obviously I was wr…wr…wr…not right.
by Brewster Crew on Jul 27, 2007 11:07 AM EDT reply actions
About the only thing gayer than a gator chomp would be a bama fan making an elephant trunk with his arm – and then flopping it all about.
Well…. either that or a roll of toilet paper duct-taped to a box of Tide.
by crabs on Jul 27, 2007 11:25 AM EDT reply actions
I would kill to see the Napoleonic (sic) Code’s version of the Bar Exam.
by Coop on Jul 27, 2007 11:40 AM EDT reply actions
There is only one group of Hitler youth in college football, and it ain’t Florida State:
by Raider Red on Jul 27, 2007 11:48 AM EDT reply actions
I now declare this “Ask a ’Nole if you can borrow their socket wrench” Day.
by Allahver Fist on Jul 27, 2007 11:57 AM EDT reply actions
Re: Comment #39
Believe me when I tell you that I myself thought that something was awry after seeing the same phenomenon twice. That’s more sherm-smoking than most people (thankfully) see in a lifetime. I have a strict “no smoking out of craftsman tools” drug policy, however, which regrettably prevented me from partaking in what must be a ritualistic fan tradition up in Tallahassee…
by rjsplow on Jul 27, 2007 12:06 PM EDT reply actions
It could be worse…. FSU could be named the tigers but chant something stupid about eagles. I don’t care what the story is, Auburn. Name your fucking mascot the Eagles if you love that eagle so much.
On an unrelated note, 64 days until Florida vs. Auburn.
by omar on Jul 27, 2007 12:21 PM EDT reply actions
PeteJayHawk, I cannot believe you are missing this thread. Wake up.
by Holly on Jul 27, 2007 12:47 PM EDT reply actions
crabs- you’re right. alabama is overall just stupid…. i could understand the hurricanes having the ibis because there is a correlation. besides that, elephant does not equal crimson tide (which could either be the algae problem in the ocean or menstration) and eagle does not equal tiger.
auburn’s is worse because what would a crimson tide mascot look like? it’s hard to make that.
by omar on Jul 27, 2007 1:12 PM EDT reply actions
All WarEagleTigerPlainsmen, you have no stones to throw.
by Allahver Fist on Jul 27, 2007 1:19 PM EDT reply actions
- - Brewster Crew…
“Looks like we got us a reader.”
I spy a Bill Hicks reference?
by Guy Incognito on Jul 27, 2007 9:32 PM EDT reply actions
This is the most stupid thread I’ve read! To say FSU only 80,000 is a joke it will be WAY more than that….and the fans aren’t pretending to be any Indian, the are showing their support to the Seminole Indians.
Also, if you had done any research you may have realized that FSU’s first game is 38 days from the time you made this post!
by George on Jul 28, 2007 5:46 PM EDT reply actions
George… shut up. FSU has 82,300…. but 80,000 is close. It’s not gonna give Bobby Bowden a stroke if it’s wrong. Also, last time I checked, supporting the Seminole tribe does not include groaning and waving your arm. Supporting would be giving scholarships to descendants or giving them profits from the sales of FSU merchandise. Finally, this is a UF fan blog. Not an FSU. We can give two fucks about FSU’s schedule and how accurate it is to the countdown.
Besides, any college that has Scott Stapp as an alum sucks to me.
by omar on Jul 30, 2007 12:52 AM EDT reply actions
George…. there will be 80K + on FSU’s opening – but they will be in orange!! The game is in Death Valley.
by thomtiger on Jul 30, 2007 10:07 AM EDT reply actions
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