THE WORLD TURNS ON ITS PROPER AXIS…
…SERIOUSLY. Luther Campbell is welcome back at Miami. (HT: Deadspin, as if Will needed it.)
We…no, fuck that. I’m speechless. Nay–teary. We love Luther Campbell, and he’s reached the end of a long, torturous hejira back to the ‘Canes, the team he loves and unfortunately used to pay from time to time for good play. For the man who popped into a Miami club on My Hood on MTV, grabbed the mike, and used this phrase as his intro…
“All the ladies got good pussy need to scream right now!!!
…is back in the fold. Everybody drop it to the floor where you stand right now in honor of the world spinning correctly on its right axis again. Why ESPN is going to be in Blacksburg on opening day and not in Miami for Uncle Luke’s triumphant return to the tune of “Doo Doo Brown”…well, that’s just one more reason why ESPN’s circling the bowl, isn’t it?
Quoth the bard: “Them titties? Scarred, Scarred, Scarred.”
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Majorly English says:
Our long national nightmare is over.
Question: Can Luther Campbell bring guns to Miami games?
July 26th, 2007 at 3:27 pm
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Jorgé the Bass Player says:
“Work It Out” was big back in the days of The Jukebox Network. I can’t hear it soon enough.
Welcome back, Mr. Campbell.
July 26th, 2007 at 3:28 pm
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Big Jon says:
I was hoping to land him as a part of the Dennis Erickson package at ASU. Dammit.
July 26th, 2007 at 3:29 pm
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Orson Swindle says:
Dennis gets Sammy Hagar, Boz Scaggs, and several members of Toto.
July 26th, 2007 at 3:32 pm
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Mätt says:
Luther’s still waiting on his Massengill endorsement money.
July 26th, 2007 at 3:34 pm
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Jorgé the Bass Player says:
Work It Out by Luke
No Life + Stoopid = Me
July 26th, 2007 at 3:42 pm
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gerry dorsey says:
can a lawya get a table dance????
July 26th, 2007 at 3:47 pm
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The Great Barstoolio says:
‘m not kidding – not even a little bit – tears of joy and happiness just came into my eyes.
In the same week Shannon takes the names off the jerseys, no less.
July 26th, 2007 at 3:54 pm
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Holly says:
ROAD TRIP. It’s a moral imperative.
July 26th, 2007 at 4:03 pm
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Dankgesang says:
For my part, there is a hole in the universe that will not close until Erick Sermon is welcomed back to Notre Dame, Indiana.
July 26th, 2007 at 4:06 pm
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Majorly English says:
Fun Fact: Bizzy Bone at one time agreed to perform a concert for a dance held by a particular Notre Dame dorm. Unfortunately, Notre Dame struck down the agreement on the condition that it prominently involved Bizzy Bone.
However, here are the conditions of the agreement:
Bizzy Bone would perform for this dorm in exchange for the following: $300, two hotel suites, and an autographed Carlyle Holiday jersey.
July 26th, 2007 at 4:13 pm
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The Great Barstoolio says:
@ Holly: I’ll pick you up. Put on your fatigues.
July 26th, 2007 at 4:14 pm
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Big Jon says:
Dennis gets Sammy Hagar, Boz Scaggs, and several members of Toto.
That’s a big bag of suck, but it’s still better than Dirk Koetter’s posse which consisted of Richard Marx and assorted members of The Carpenters.
July 26th, 2007 at 4:17 pm
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Michael says:
It is such a shame that Anthony Martinez didn’t win the QB job at UVA and bring the Hoos down to Luther’s Orange Bowl.
July 26th, 2007 at 4:21 pm
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Holly says:
@TGB: It’s the old days, the bad days, the all or nothing days. They’re back.
July 26th, 2007 at 4:24 pm
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JoesDeliGatorTail says:
This is a glorious turn of events. The only thing that would make me happier is if ABC were to make Luther and Lamar Thomas announcers for each week’s marquis game.
July 26th, 2007 at 4:45 pm
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Miami Stinks says:
Miami = The dirtiest program and the dirtiest fans in the history of sports.
July 26th, 2007 at 4:48 pm
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CHARLIE MURPHY says:
Miami is getting back to the days when they were winning NC’S.
So they are snorting coca and banging strippers.
Now all they need is Micheal Irvin as WR’s coach.
July 26th, 2007 at 4:49 pm
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Chicken Ibis says:
What if the refs had kicked all of those scumball Miami players out of the game after their multiple cheap shots after the whistle had blown (in and out of bounds)? No championships for SCum!!!!!!!!!!!! SCum should have received the death penalty for that Pell Grant fraud. No other team has ever cheated as severely as Miami has.
July 26th, 2007 at 5:04 pm
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scalz1 says:
More importantly: is the brother Marquis coming back to town, as well?
I had the fortune(?) of seeing Luke and the boys in Merrit Island at a very smal venue. The back up dancers were on the bottom of the 2 live video ho scale, and the were wearing G-strings. Backwards. Classic.
“Put ‘em on the glass”
July 26th, 2007 at 5:10 pm
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The Great Barstoolio says:
@ Holly: and ready for war!
July 26th, 2007 at 5:14 pm
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Chicken Ibis says:
LOL @ Miami being “ready for war,” because every time they’ve started on-field fights lately, they’ve gotten their collective a$$e$ kicked.
July 26th, 2007 at 5:18 pm
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The Great Barstoolio says:
Chicken Ibis, it’s a film quote.
July 26th, 2007 at 6:01 pm
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MCab says:
Hey, I”m ordering tickets for “Purple Rain: The Musical” at the OB. Who wants seats?
When I hear “Work it Out,” I feel like taking out the garbage for some reason.
July 26th, 2007 at 6:46 pm
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Nate (ltdomer98) says:
..cue sound clip of Vietnamese hooker soliciation….
July 26th, 2007 at 6:52 pm
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Coop says:
As EDSBS has become more popular, more of the posts read like some on the Rivals College Football Message Board.
All sarcasm and satire, all the time.
July 26th, 2007 at 8:38 pm
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Coop says:
Or death, I meant to add….
July 26th, 2007 at 8:38 pm
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OCALACANE says:
Watch out for Storm Season!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
July 26th, 2007 at 9:50 pm
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OCALACANE says:
Chicken Ibis Bring it Punk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
July 26th, 2007 at 9:52 pm
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NewAZTiger says:
Fuck the proper axis. Spin this shit.
July 26th, 2007 at 11:31 pm
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Harris says:
I can only hope this means Tha 7th Floor Crew is planning a reunion tour.
July 27th, 2007 at 3:07 am
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sb says:
About time…that kind of talent just can’t be denied…and what more fitting locale than that cess-pit…used to be a great place to send your idiot with a trust fund, but now…well the entrance requirements have stiffened.
July 27th, 2007 at 8:17 am
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Nate says:
it’s 9:30 AM already! Where’s the Bunda?
July 27th, 2007 at 8:46 am
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Jamminonda1 says:
Does Luther’s nephew still play at Auburn? He and Tubs are Straight-up OG’s from back in tha day.
July 27th, 2007 at 11:24 am
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MCab says:
NOW PUT HER IN THE BUCK!
July 28th, 2007 at 5:33 pm
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GatorsRule says:
Hey, Cryami, nice game against Oklahoma. They made you look like fools.
LOL 51-13
September 16th, 2007 at 8:02 pm