THE WORLD TURNS ON ITS PROPER AXIS...
by Orson on Jul 26, 2007 4:18 PM EDT
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Print...SERIOUSLY. Luther Campbell is welcome back at Miami. (HT: Deadspin, as if Will needed it.)
We...no, fuck that. I'm speechless. Nay--teary. We love Luther Campbell, and he's reached the end of a long, torturous hejira back to the 'Canes, the team he loves and unfortunately used to pay from time to time for good play. For the man who popped into a Miami club on My Hood on MTV, grabbed the mike, and used this phrase as his intro...
"All the ladies got good pussy need to scream right now!!!
...is back in the fold. Everybody drop it to the floor where you stand right now in honor of the world spinning correctly on its right axis again. Why ESPN is going to be in Blacksburg on opening day and not in Miami for Uncle Luke's triumphant return to the tune of "Doo Doo Brown"...well, that's just one more reason why ESPN's circling the bowl, isn't it?
Quoth the bard: "Them titties? Scarred, Scarred, Scarred."
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Our long national nightmare is over.
Question: Can Luther Campbell bring guns to Miami games?
by Majorly English on Jul 26, 2007 4:27 PM EDT reply actions
“Work It Out” was big back in the days of The Jukebox Network. I can’t hear it soon enough.
Welcome back, Mr. Campbell.
by Jorgé the Bass Player on Jul 26, 2007 4:28 PM EDT reply actions
I was hoping to land him as a part of the Dennis Erickson package at ASU. Dammit.
by Big Jon on Jul 26, 2007 4:29 PM EDT reply actions
Dennis gets Sammy Hagar, Boz Scaggs, and several members of Toto.
by Orson Swindle on Jul 26, 2007 4:32 PM EDT reply actions
Luther’s still waiting on his Massengill endorsement money.
by Mätt on Jul 26, 2007 4:34 PM EDT reply actions
’m not kidding – not even a little bit – tears of joy and happiness just came into my eyes.
In the same week Shannon takes the names off the jerseys, no less.
by The Great Barstoolio on Jul 26, 2007 4:54 PM EDT reply actions
For my part, there is a hole in the universe that will not close until Erick Sermon is welcomed back to Notre Dame, Indiana.
by Dankgesang on Jul 26, 2007 5:06 PM EDT reply actions
Fun Fact: Bizzy Bone at one time agreed to perform a concert for a dance held by a particular Notre Dame dorm. Unfortunately, Notre Dame struck down the agreement on the condition that it prominently involved Bizzy Bone.
However, here are the conditions of the agreement:
Bizzy Bone would perform for this dorm in exchange for the following: $300, two hotel suites, and an autographed Carlyle Holiday jersey.
by Majorly English on Jul 26, 2007 5:13 PM EDT reply actions
@ Holly: I’ll pick you up. Put on your fatigues.
by The Great Barstoolio on Jul 26, 2007 5:14 PM EDT reply actions
Dennis gets Sammy Hagar, Boz Scaggs, and several members of Toto.
That’s a big bag of suck, but it’s still better than Dirk Koetter’s posse which consisted of Richard Marx and assorted members of The Carpenters.
by Big Jon on Jul 26, 2007 5:17 PM EDT reply actions
It is such a shame that Anthony Martinez didn’t win the QB job at UVA and bring the Hoos down to Luther’s Orange Bowl.
by Michael on Jul 26, 2007 5:21 PM EDT reply actions
@TGB: It’s the old days, the bad days, the all or nothing days. They’re back.
by Holly on Jul 26, 2007 5:24 PM EDT reply actions
This is a glorious turn of events. The only thing that would make me happier is if ABC were to make Luther and Lamar Thomas announcers for each week’s marquis game.
by JoesDeliGatorTail on Jul 26, 2007 5:45 PM EDT reply actions
Miami = The dirtiest program and the dirtiest fans in the history of sports.
by Miami Stinks on Jul 26, 2007 5:48 PM EDT reply actions
Miami is getting back to the days when they were winning NC’S.
So they are snorting coca and banging strippers.
Now all they need is Micheal Irvin as WR’s coach.
by CHARLIE MURPHY on Jul 26, 2007 5:49 PM EDT reply actions
What if the refs had kicked all of those scumball Miami players out of the game after their multiple cheap shots after the whistle had blown (in and out of bounds)? No championships for SCum!!!!!!!!!!!! SCum should have received the death penalty for that Pell Grant fraud. No other team has ever cheated as severely as Miami has.
by Chicken Ibis on Jul 26, 2007 6:04 PM EDT reply actions
More importantly: is the brother Marquis coming back to town, as well?
I had the fortune(?) of seeing Luke and the boys in Merrit Island at a very smal venue. The back up dancers were on the bottom of the 2 live video ho scale, and the were wearing G-strings. Backwards. Classic.
“Put ’em on the glass”
by scalz1 on Jul 26, 2007 6:10 PM EDT reply actions
LOL @ Miami being “ready for war,” because every time they’ve started on-field fights lately, they’ve gotten their collective a$$e$ kicked.
by Chicken Ibis on Jul 26, 2007 6:18 PM EDT reply actions
Hey, I"m ordering tickets for “Purple Rain: The Musical” at the OB. Who wants seats?
When I hear “Work it Out,” I feel like taking out the garbage for some reason.
by MCab on Jul 26, 2007 7:46 PM EDT reply actions
..cue sound clip of Vietnamese hooker soliciation….
by Nate (ltdomer98) on Jul 26, 2007 7:52 PM EDT reply actions
As EDSBS has become more popular, more of the posts read like some on the Rivals College Football Message Board.
All sarcasm and satire, all the time.
by Coop on Jul 26, 2007 9:38 PM EDT reply actions
Watch out for Storm Season!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by OCALACANE on Jul 26, 2007 10:50 PM EDT reply actions
Chicken Ibis Bring it Punk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by OCALACANE on Jul 26, 2007 10:52 PM EDT reply actions
I can only hope this means Tha 7th Floor Crew is planning a reunion tour.
by Harris on Jul 27, 2007 4:07 AM EDT reply actions
About time…that kind of talent just can’t be denied…and what more fitting locale than that cess-pit…used to be a great place to send your idiot with a trust fund, but now…well the entrance requirements have stiffened.
by sb on Jul 27, 2007 9:17 AM EDT reply actions
Does Luther’s nephew still play at Auburn? He and Tubs are Straight-up OG’s from back in tha day.
by Jamminonda1 on Jul 27, 2007 12:24 PM EDT reply actions
Hey, Cryami, nice game against Oklahoma. They made you look like fools.
LOL 51-13
by GatorsRule on Sep 16, 2007 9:02 PM EDT reply actions
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