DAY 2 AT THE LIARS' CLUB: SEC MEDIA DAYS SCHEDULE

I hope none of those coaches today feels any inner-Hoover pressure.

We have a spectacular blurry pic here of Saban, one of those where the batteries are dying and the focus is fuzzed a bit. It is a profile shot, and you can see Saban’s head three times. It is The Saban, The Bear and the Holy Ghost.

People will react.

The Orgeron looked cat like in his quickness, however a swim move might have been more appropriate in that situation……..that or a head butt.

Those media types should be careful with The Orgeron.

Better to skip the pictures, lest Orgeron think you’re stealing his soul.

#2,

The Orgeron did make a poor choice with the bull rush, but every defensive line coach and DC worth his fruit of the looms knows that you use swim against shorter impediments and the rip against taller ones.

The headbutt would just slow him down by getting that clown caught up in his legs. I would have been as ineffective as a quick knee the the groinage.

Fucking brainfarts.

Rip against taller or close to the same size.

Gant Boone and Brady Lance?

That man is lucky he didn’t lose an arm. Could The Orgeron be the most dangerous man in football? The Hummer spot made my neglected infant daughter cry.

I tried to chest bump Saban, but I accidentally jumped over him.

God, why can’t he coach worth half a shit? He’d be so much fun to keep around, a coach you could really be proud of. You know you would always win that whole “my coach could kick your coach’s ass” argument (wait, y’all don’t do that?). I find the talking-with-a-mouthful-of-squirrels way he speaks quite charming, really.

Scarbinsky can Huggy Bear it up all he wants, he’s still a dork. My guess is Orgeron eats him first.

The only one who can chest-bump Orgeron would be the guy who coaches men’s basketball at UCF.

Also, Vanderbilt (as opposed to other Vandys?) in a BCS bowl? Hahahahahaha. I’m not even a big SEC guy and I know that’s hilariously delusional.

How about Vandy start with winning the SEC East and go to the SEC CG. Hell if Arkansas can get thrashed 70-17 and 50-14 out of conference, go 4-7 one year and make it to the SEC CG the next, only to lose and then lose in a bowl game to an over-rated big ten team, Vandy surely can.

I mean come on, Purdue won the big ten outright for pete’s sake one year, as did Illinois…surely Vandy can do it in the SEC…I mean with the big ten being so top heavy and all.

I just read Saban’s transcript:

Quote: “Well, I never tried to leave Miami, so I wouldn’t have tried to leave Miami. I would be at Miami right now. I have never tried to leave anywhere. I never tried to leave LSU.”

Where has the FBI been all theset times that Nick Saban has been apparently kidnapped?

Bennett’s on tha drank, obviously.

“I am not worried about getting fired,” Croom said Thursday at SEC Media Days. “I have coached 30 years, and that is a part of the business.”

Translation: “I’ve been reading a lot of Brer Rabbit lately, and I really think he’s on to something with that whole briar patch thing.”

Look at this crazy fool: 207 million $ in cash: http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/world/la-fg-mexdrugs25jul25,1,1067322.story?coll=la-headlines-world&track=crosspromo

Earl Bennett wants a holographic panther loyal only to him. He wants a gun that shoots exploding pit bulls at 950 feet per second.

Mr. Bennet, you have a phone call from a mister Micheal Vick.

tosu,

The BCS thrashing Florida gave your Buckeyes was months ago. Let it go man, let it go.

Along with chest bumping the Orgeron, put patting Chris Fowler on the butt (like the way coaches and players do, you sickos) on your list of things not to do.

A guy I knew in the Gator Band did that a couple years ago, and it enraged Fowler so much that he screamed in my friend’s face and threatened to have him arrested and removed from the stadium. High comedy, if you’re not the one getting screamed at.

are you sure Fowler wasn’t yelling his hotel room number at your friend?

#8…Bravo Sir, Bravo…

#12, good point.
Illinois winning the Big-10 in 2001 means the Big-10 doesn’t suck.

Please think about that for a second, while looking up what happened to your conference champion in the BCS that year. You may find a recurring theme.

Heylookie threadjack!

Karl Dorrell just took the podium at Pac-10 media day with livestreaming video!

http://www.pac-10.org/multimedia/2007-fb-media.html

Coach Scott is on administrative leave pending an investigation. Dorrell has asked that his 15 minutes strictly be football relatedand that Coach Scottand his attorney “are very optomistic.”

If that Chris Vernon is the same one who got his start writing sports alongside Ryan “Tremendous” Grubb, I went to HS with him. Neat.

PW (#19): Well played, but no. Trust me, I’ve heard that story close to two dozen times…

#15:

Ye Gon make it rain on them hoes!

I ordinarily can’t agree with much that comes out of a Buckeye fan’s mouth, but #12 has a point. It all depends on what you want out of life.

If you look at the Big Ten champeens, everyone’s had at least a share of glory in the last 40 years. You can’t say that in the SEC. Three teams have never won the goods, and the Mississippi schools haven’t done so in my lifetime.

Overall, how have SEC teams fared against Big Ten teams in the postseason? I don’t think it’s as lopsided as the big games have looked.

1. - that’s some serious cake.

#21, you’re going to base an entire conference on what happened in the National Title game and what happened to a Lloyd Carr coached team? What about what Minnesota did vs. Texas Tech?

Wait, maybe I should use Wisconsin vs. Arkansas as my example…

If you’re going to make excuses for Michigan based on Lloyd Carr, then you can’t count Michigan as a top-tier team. Either they’re great or they’re not; everything, head coach included, goes as one package.

Nick Saban is everywhere. Just this morning, I woke up and under my pillow was a “I ain’t got time for this shit breath” mint left by Sir Saban himself.

I think the Orgeron is more of the head-butting type. A lot of Ole Miss fans seem to be that way.

#29:
No, I was only trying to point out that Illinois sucks now and they sucked in 2001 when they got lambasted by an SEC team in a bowl game that was no where near as close to the final score (An SEC / Saban lead team that OBC and Rex treated like their own personal gimp). Different people have different criteria as to what should characaterize a strong conference, and under any criteria, whatever it may be, the word “Illinois” probably shoudn’t appear, at least vis the SEC, unless it is "After the 2001 season, LSU beat the ever living snot out of Illinois.

That is all.

Earl is a BCS-bowl-caliber player. Now if we had 21 more (plus special teams) to run out there, things might be different.

Just once, before I die, I want all the alumni to park the Dusenbergs, climb off the sedan chairs, set down the gin rickeys, get out the checkbooks, and say “Sir, this malfeasance is unsatisfactory,” and just blast the roof off the salary cap. Sure, the NCAA will strip it all away at the end of the investigation, but just one national contender season? Totally worth it. We could be the Florida Marlins of college football.

( I can say in confidence that after 2 years ago, Florida don’t want no part of Earl. So they will just pummel us senseless from the other side…)

SEC media days would be far more entertaining if the SEC took a page from the Tour De France playbook and kicked a star or whole team out each day. Bama fans are already providing the roadside crazy factor anyway.

Bama fans are a rather diverse lot….millions turn out for media days, millions more are embarressed by the press that these fanatics gender…conclusion? Most people are alabama fans.
You see, if Bama has 1000million gillion fans then 92000 at a spring game is a “disappointing turnout”.