College football’s a game of unbridled joy, but it’s also one of “harm-joy.” Castaway, you’ll find what you’re looking for in that department, too, in just 37 short days.
Orson Swindle and Stranko Montana are two men pushing thirty who should know better than to run a college football blog, but evidently don't. Both graduated from the University of Florida, and both agree that college football is far too important to be left to the professionals.
Comments? Questions? Long strings of profanities directed at something we said? Please send your comments to harumphharumph -a- yahoo -dot- com. Please direct all tailgating photos and stories to edsbsfans -a- gmail -dot- com.
| S | M | T | W | T | F | S |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| « Jun | Aug » | |||||
| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 |
| 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 |
| 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 |
| 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 |
| 29 | 30 | 31 | ||||
©2008 EveryDayShouldBeSaturday.com - Privacy Policy
EDSBS is proudly powered by WordPress
The page was generated in 0.749 seconds with 30 queries.
Loading ...
1
I know I’m excited.
Comment by RedDevilEA — July 26, 2007 @ 8:29 am
2
You can only get better and better if you can ignore the noise in the system.
Comment by Dave — July 26, 2007 @ 8:30 am
3
Barefoot water-skiing is such a gay 1980s thing to do, unless you’re that 80 year old guy Banana George who holds the rope with his teeth.
Comment by Brian — July 26, 2007 @ 8:43 am
4
That dude died. There’s no f’ing way he’s still alive. He was doing vitamin commericials back in ‘93
Comment by Hook'em Tide — July 26, 2007 @ 8:46 am
5
You know, you guys owe Ron Zook a debt of gratitude for stocking up a veritable Y2K shelter cupboardful of talent for urbie to fall back on.
Comment by Wooderson — July 26, 2007 @ 8:47 am
6
In Columbus, it goes something like this:
We did some things well today. We’re happy to get a win in front of these great fans, but we’re going to have to get better, because next Saturday we have a tough game in Bloomington against a pretty darn good Indiana football team.
Comment by Jorgé the Bass Player — July 26, 2007 @ 8:49 am
7
#5: We can also thank Zook for giving the same press conference after every game, win or loss. If you say something over and over and over, does it eventually become true?
Comment by Dave — July 26, 2007 @ 9:06 am
8
who is ron zook???
Comment by gerry dorsey — July 26, 2007 @ 9:07 am
9
Let’s try: I slept with Melissa Theuriau. I slept with Melissa Theuriau. I slept with Melissa Theuriau. I slept with Melissa Theuriau. I slept with Melissa Theuriau. I slept with Melissa Theuriau. I slept with Melissa Theuriau. I slept with Melissa Theuriau. I slept with Melissa Theuriau. I slept with Melissa Theuriau.
Hmm…doesn’t seem to be working
Comment by Brian — July 26, 2007 @ 9:09 am
10
Yes, Dave (#7). Ask Mike Dubose. He faces tremendous challenges and tremendous opportunities daily in his new life coaching high school football. Dreams can - and do - come true!
Comment by beast in 'bama — July 26, 2007 @ 9:11 am
11
now, did he really need the gloves?
Comment by AllWhoYonder — July 26, 2007 @ 9:18 am
12
Beast in ‘Bama (#10), Nick Saban would have a catchphrase, but he doesn’t have time for thi… oh, wait.
Comment by Dave — July 26, 2007 @ 9:23 am
13
In a row?
Comment by Dante — July 26, 2007 @ 9:27 am
14
Is it Friday?
Comment by jebushchrist — July 26, 2007 @ 9:30 am
15
Some early cheesecake would be nice. I traded my balls for a new EX-L last night.
DC - I’m looking at you, you better not skip out now. We had a deal, if I bought one, so would you.
I envy each and every one of you that does not instantly know what an EX-L is. Keep the dream alive. Now i have to find a local youth soccer club sticker to put on the back it matches all the other soccer cunts rides.
Comment by Out of Conference — July 26, 2007 @ 9:35 am
16
#4: Somehow he is still alive and still water skiing, at the age of 92. Even has his own website: http://www.bananageorge.com/
Name Redacted can repeat his getting better mantra all he wants, but I don’t see it working for his water skiing any more then it works for his football teams.
Comment by SC_Gator — July 26, 2007 @ 9:38 am
17
OOC- I’m sorry you didn’t sack up and get wifey the 3rd-row-seating Tahoe. What’s with that?
Comment by Wooderson — July 26, 2007 @ 9:51 am
18
[NAME REDACTED]’s water skiing posture is correctable.
Comment by JoesDeliGatorTail — July 26, 2007 @ 10:00 am
19
Entirely correctable. Perhaps by changing offensive coordinator?
Comment by Dave — July 26, 2007 @ 10:03 am
20
Watch the foot, [NAME REDACTED]!
Comment by g8rslm — July 26, 2007 @ 10:04 am
21
He is water skiiing, alright, to the gun show!
Comment by jebushchrist — July 26, 2007 @ 10:06 am
22
[Name Redacted] is responsible for an incredible amount of mindless verbal twaddle, which has, with surprising success been grafted onto another orange and blue school in Illinoiz….for that, and for other questionable escapades, I thank him.
Despite the fact that [Name Redacted]’s game day gaffes resulted in our hiring a coach, I am still incredibly bitter about the two punts from the LSU 30-something yard line with less than five minutes left which resulted in two LSU touchdowns and an LSU victory. Dammit.
Comment by sb — July 26, 2007 @ 10:07 am
23
OOC - Did you at least get a good deal?! I’m pushing that idea on wifey, but she’s telling me that I need to (in the eloquent words of DC) “sack up” and buy her the “3rd-row-seating Tahoe”. Holy fuck we’re getting old!
Comment by Aerobab — July 26, 2007 @ 10:11 am
24
Re #17 & #23
As some of you may recall from comment 95 of the D-Mac thread: (http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/?p=3627#comments) my brother returned from Iraq to find that his wife had put the Minivaniamus spell on his Blazer. Well, he rewarded her last week with, you guessed it, a Tahoe with 3rd row seats.
My only problem with the Tahoe is that the 3rd row of seats means there is absolutely no room in the back for anything but kids. You couldn’t even fit a 6-pack back there unless you lay the back seats down.
Comment by PW — July 26, 2007 @ 10:26 am
25
#22
Let us not forget that the second punt was set up by a Chris “I Shit My Pants At The Thought of Contact” Leak ” 3rd down run which stopped just short of the first down marker. Eerily similar to a run vs. Tennessee last year which could’ve caused our season to turn out a lot differently had the baby rhino not bailed his ass out.
Comment by PW — July 26, 2007 @ 10:36 am
26
#15 - At least it’s a Honda, so it’ll last FOREVER muhahahahaha.
Comment by Brian — July 26, 2007 @ 11:02 am
27
PW - your brother is more of a gentleman than I could ever be.
After renting a minivan on a long SEC country to far northern Big 10 country vacation and then for a weekend in Chucktown, she was sold on the room, convenience and car-like drive offered by minivans. She thinks all SUVs drive like my 95 Cherokee - which I’m in the minority in the house in thinking that is a plus.
Comment by Out of Conference — July 26, 2007 @ 11:05 am
28
#25, I understand our qb was having baseball-slide flashbacks which recurred at very inopportune times… that said, I have a problem with punting inside the opponent’s 35 yard line…Move it a yard or three and get the first, or they then have to take it over with no chance of a heroic, significant punt return. Having seen what LSU was capable of the first time should preclude doing it again. But [Name Redacted] simply studied his lunch menu while the play stayed the same, with a remarkably similar outcome as the first punt.
I am not a violent man, but my dog received a rapid, unplanned direction change after the second punt-resultant touchdown…funny, that little fcker’s eyes had the same vacant look as [Name Redacted]’s at the time. And my dog loves me so I’m no Ron Mexico…
Comment by sb — July 26, 2007 @ 11:44 am
29
Good stuff. Can somebody fill me in on the joke behind the use of “[NAME REDACTED]” for this crazy SOB? Thanks!
Comment by Brian — July 26, 2007 @ 12:50 pm
30
??? I am the one and only.
Comment by Brian — July 26, 2007 @ 1:25 pm
31
Brian - the one you speak of it held in the same regard on this site that Brad Scott or Sparkless Woods is held in Gamecock hearts, except multiply that hatred by about 3* infinity.
Comment by Out of Conference — July 26, 2007 @ 1:36 pm
32
DC - I’m looking at you, you better not skip out now. We had a deal, if I bought one, so would you.
Have no fear OOC - as soon as the dust settles from moving next week, I will be getting into more debt, shaped like an EX-L.
I’m sorry you didn’t sack up and get wifey the 3rd-row-seating Tahoe. What’s with that?
Can’t speak for OOC, but my Ann-Arbor-raised Vassar-undergrad Brown-MA wife would have a “Hulk SMASH!” reaction to a Tahoe and then I’d be out the cost of a Tahoe and the bloody minivan.
I couldn’t care less about minivan versus SUV for style points. I’m just pissed about having to drive an automatic when I take over the wife’s wagon to replace my SudDeutsche hoopty. Fingers crossed that Alfa Romeo is serious about coming back the US soon because I don’t think I can go more than 2 years before buying some Brady-Quinn-on-draft-day-plummeting depreciation mobile, with a 6 speed and priority access to the mechanic’s bay.
Comment by DC Trojan — July 26, 2007 @ 5:55 pm
33
Man, quite blaming [Name Redacted] for all your current issues. He left 3 years ago! Isn’t it time to move on? I mean, sure he spent all his time on the golf course instead of recruiting, and so left the cupboard bare, but can you STILL be blaming him?
…oh, nevermind. That’s OUR [Name Redacted], who by the way last year was STILL the highest paid ND (ex-)employee.
Comment by Nate (ltdomer98) — July 26, 2007 @ 5:56 pm
34
Brian, [NAME REDACTED] appears to be Ron Zook. In fact, based on the messages on here I think it is Ron Zook.
Just say Ron Zook ppl. He’s never gotten a pass for looking like an ass before.
Comment by Bob — July 27, 2007 @ 9:24 pm
35
Brian, it’s “jay whitlow” slept with Melissa Theuriua “Jay Whitlow” SLEPT WITH mt jay whitlow slept with MT MT slept with Jay Whitlow.
eric y
Comment by eric y — August 4, 2007 @ 8:54 am
36
Eric Y if you don’t stop that trash talking you will be cut off. CUT OFF. And you know what that means. Just ask MT.
Comment by Jay Whitlow — August 10, 2007 @ 9:55 pm