DAILY AFFIRMATION: DAY [REDACTED]

I know I’m excited.

You can only get better and better if you can ignore the noise in the system.

Barefoot water-skiing is such a gay 1980s thing to do, unless you’re that 80 year old guy Banana George who holds the rope with his teeth.

That dude died. There’s no f’ing way he’s still alive. He was doing vitamin commericials back in ’93

You know, you guys owe Ron Zook a debt of gratitude for stocking up a veritable Y2K shelter cupboardful of talent for urbie to fall back on.

In Columbus, it goes something like this:

#5: We can also thank Zook for giving the same press conference after every game, win or loss. If you say something over and over and over, does it eventually become true?

who is ron zook???

Let’s try: I slept with Melissa Theuriau. I slept with Melissa Theuriau. I slept with Melissa Theuriau. I slept with Melissa Theuriau. I slept with Melissa Theuriau. I slept with Melissa Theuriau. I slept with Melissa Theuriau. I slept with Melissa Theuriau. I slept with Melissa Theuriau. I slept with Melissa Theuriau.

Hmm…doesn’t seem to be working

Yes, Dave (#7). Ask Mike Dubose. He faces tremendous challenges and tremendous opportunities daily in his new life coaching high school football. Dreams can – and do – come true!

now, did he really need the gloves?

Beast in ‘Bama (#10), Nick Saban would have a catchphrase, but he doesn’t have time for thi… oh, wait.

In a row?

Is it Friday?

Some early cheesecake would be nice. I traded my balls for a new EX-L last night.
DC – I’m looking at you, you better not skip out now. We had a deal, if I bought one, so would you.
I envy each and every one of you that does not instantly know what an EX-L is. Keep the dream alive. Now i have to find a local youth soccer club sticker to put on the back it matches all the other soccer cunts rides.

#4: Somehow he is still alive and still water skiing, at the age of 92. Even has his own website: http://www.bananageorge.com/

Name Redacted can repeat his getting better mantra all he wants, but I don’t see it working for his water skiing any more then it works for his football teams.

OOC- I’m sorry you didn’t sack up and get wifey the 3rd-row-seating Tahoe. What’s with that?

[NAME REDACTED]’s water skiing posture is correctable.

Entirely correctable. Perhaps by changing offensive coordinator?

Watch the foot, [NAME REDACTED]!

He is water skiiing, alright, to the gun show!

[Name Redacted] is responsible for an incredible amount of mindless verbal twaddle, which has, with surprising success been grafted onto another orange and blue school in Illinoiz….for that, and for other questionable escapades, I thank him.

Despite the fact that [Name Redacted]’s game day gaffes resulted in our hiring a coach, I am still incredibly bitter about the two punts from the LSU 30-something yard line with less than five minutes left which resulted in two LSU touchdowns and an LSU victory. Dammit.

OOC – Did you at least get a good deal?! I’m pushing that idea on wifey, but she’s telling me that I need to (in the eloquent words of DC) “sack up” and buy her the “3rd-row-seating Tahoe”. Holy fuck we’re getting old!

Re #17 & #23

As some of you may recall from comment 95 of the D-Mac thread: (http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/?p=3627#comments) my brother returned from Iraq to find that his wife had put the Minivaniamus spell on his Blazer. Well, he rewarded her last week with, you guessed it, a Tahoe with 3rd row seats.

My only problem with the Tahoe is that the 3rd row of seats means there is absolutely no room in the back for anything but kids. You couldn’t even fit a 6-pack back there unless you lay the back seats down.

#22

Let us not forget that the second punt was set up by a Chris “I Shit My Pants At The Thought of Contact” Leak " 3rd down run which stopped just short of the first down marker. Eerily similar to a run vs. Tennessee last year which could’ve caused our season to turn out a lot differently had the baby rhino not bailed his ass out.

1. - At least it’s a Honda, so it’ll last FOREVER muhahahahaha.

PW – your brother is more of a gentleman than I could ever be.
After renting a minivan on a long SEC country to far northern Big 10 country vacation and then for a weekend in Chucktown, she was sold on the room, convenience and car-like drive offered by minivans. She thinks all SUVs drive like my 95 Cherokee – which I’m in the minority in the house in thinking that is a plus.

#25, I understand our qb was having baseball-slide flashbacks which recurred at very inopportune times… that said, I have a problem with punting inside the opponent’s 35 yard line…Move it a yard or three and get the first, or they then have to take it over with no chance of a heroic, significant punt return. Having seen what LSU was capable of the first time should preclude doing it again. But [Name Redacted] simply studied his lunch menu while the play stayed the same, with a remarkably similar outcome as the first punt.

I am not a violent man, but my dog received a rapid, unplanned direction change after the second punt-resultant touchdown…funny, that little fcker’s eyes had the same vacant look as [Name Redacted]‘s at the time. And my dog loves me so I’m no Ron Mexico…

Good stuff. Can somebody fill me in on the joke behind the use of “[NAME REDACTED]” for this crazy SOB? Thanks!

??? I am the one and only.

Brian – the one you speak of it held in the same regard on this site that Brad Scott or Sparkless Woods is held in Gamecock hearts, except multiply that hatred by about 3* infinity.

DC – I’m looking at you, you better not skip out now. We had a deal, if I bought one, so would you.

Have no fear OOC – as soon as the dust settles from moving next week, I will be getting into more debt, shaped like an EX-L.

I’m sorry you didn’t sack up and get wifey the 3rd-row-seating Tahoe. What’s with that?

Can’t speak for OOC, but my Ann-Arbor-raised Vassar-undergrad Brown-MA wife would have a “Hulk SMASH!” reaction to a Tahoe and then I’d be out the cost of a Tahoe and the bloody minivan.

I couldn’t care less about minivan versus SUV for style points. I’m just pissed about having to drive an automatic when I take over the wife’s wagon to replace my SudDeutsche hoopty. Fingers crossed that Alfa Romeo is serious about coming back the US soon because I don’t think I can go more than 2 years before buying some Brady-Quinn-on-draft-day-plummeting depreciation mobile, with a 6 speed and priority access to the mechanic’s bay.

Man, quite blaming [Name Redacted] for all your current issues. He left 3 years ago! Isn’t it time to move on? I mean, sure he spent all his time on the golf course instead of recruiting, and so left the cupboard bare, but can you STILL be blaming him?

…oh, nevermind. That’s OUR [Name Redacted], who by the way last year was STILL the highest paid ND (ex-)employee.

Brian, [NAME REDACTED] appears to be Ron Zook. In fact, based on the messages on here I think it is Ron Zook.

Just say Ron Zook ppl. He’s never gotten a pass for looking like an ass before.

Brian, it’s “jay whitlow” slept with Melissa Theuriua “Jay Whitlow” SLEPT WITH mt jay whitlow slept with MT MT slept with Jay Whitlow.
eric y

Eric Y if you don’t stop that trash talking you will be cut off. CUT OFF. And you know what that means. Just ask MT.