UCLA WR COACH ARRESTED FOR BURGLARY
What in the name of Malagasy hissing cockroaches is this shit? If you can’t see the video, it’s the LA CBS affiliate KCBS reporting that UCLA wide receivers coach Eric Scott was arrested for burglary earlier today. (HT: Sam.)
Eric Scott: arrested for burglary?
You knew Pete Carroll’s house had a burglar alarm. You knew you’d have to replace the playbook with an object of equal weight before the booby traps kicked in and crushed you all. You were afraid, but you went anyway, Eric. Heroes call that courage, sir.
All of this happens just in time for Pac-10 Media Day tomorrow! Karl Dorrell should just claim a case of the burning twistgut shits and stay home.
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JAM says:
(U)nable to (C)onceal (L)arge (A)ppliances
July 25th, 2007 at 3:54 pm
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BamaCPA says:
If the coach is truly in on it, I say the Cup resides in Westwood !
July 25th, 2007 at 7:09 pm
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Jeff from LA says:
This is just another example of UCLA trying to pull any stunt they can to grab a share of the LA/national media spotlight. I have to applaud them though, this is pretty much the only thing they could have done to get national coverage for their football program.
Plus, I agree with Orson, +100 to number 43. I’m going to be using that one as much as I can.
July 25th, 2007 at 8:05 pm
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SeaTrojan says:
oc phil,
Don’t forget Billy Don Jackson; three or four year letterman despite being illiterate.
Humanitarian,
Didn’t think anyone could make my smile wider. I was wrong.
July 25th, 2007 at 8:24 pm
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bruinhoo says:
As an alum, I am not sure what pisses me off more: A UCLA coach possibly having committed a felony, or that less than 6 weeks before the season opener, a coach would take the afternoon off (he was arrested at 12:30PM – fucking broad daylight) to drive 29 miles in order to break into a house with a couple of buddies.
If this is the sort of work ethic that assistant coaches have under Dorrell, can you blame us for wanting him gone?
July 25th, 2007 at 8:26 pm
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SeaTrojan says:
Jeez, this link makes me miss all those hot, local, SoCal reporters. Stacey Butler, Leslie Miller, Wendy Burch (who is more of a sassy vixen as opposed to a hottie), Vera Jimenez, Jackie Johnson, et. al.
Linda Al-vuhh-rezz. Just kidding SKLM and oc phil.
July 25th, 2007 at 8:35 pm
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Neodoomium says:
Double Fulmer Cup points for coaches, please!
July 25th, 2007 at 9:16 pm
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DC Trojan says:
U! (clap clap clap)
C! (clap clap clap)
L! (clap clap clap)
A! (clap clap clap)
U-C-L-A! Heist! Heist! Heist!
July 25th, 2007 at 10:14 pm
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SWMI says:
IM IN YOUR HOUS, ROBBIN YOUR TVS
July 25th, 2007 at 10:56 pm
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Signal to Noise says:
Yeah, I’m with #33 on this one — Carroll would be nowhere near Norwalk, and I wonder why Scott couldn’t at least find a third-or-fourth string RB or WR to pull it off for him.
From lifting recruits to lifting electronics. Small steps.
July 25th, 2007 at 11:29 pm
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CFB Authority says:
#58 FOR YOU
http://img264.imageshack.us/img264/1605/scottstealan2.jpg
July 25th, 2007 at 11:32 pm
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Nate (ltdomer98) says:
+100 cocktails to #58 and #60…nicely done.
July 26th, 2007 at 3:27 am
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oc phil says:
#43, #57, #58 combined to make me laugh more than I remember ever doing on the ebays and internets.
Somebody needs to whip up some shirts of #43 quick. I had a student the other day wear a shirt that I hadn’t seen before (Don’t ‘ruin your life) but #43 blows that away.
#44 & #46 I learned the hard way how fucked up California’s child support laws are. Even though I have my kids 50% of the time and the ex got the house that doubled in value during the course of the divorce, I still have to write out a check every month to the adulterous bitch. And even though her boyfriend moved in a couple of weeks after I was out of there his income never entered the calculations at all.
July 26th, 2007 at 1:57 pm
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Peter says:
#43 was invented by Washington fans
(U)niversity that (S)ucks (C)ock
July 26th, 2007 at 6:09 pm