UCLA WR COACH ARRESTED FOR BURGLARY
What in the name of Malagasy hissing cockroaches is this shit? If you can’t see the video, it’s the LA CBS affiliate KCBS reporting that UCLA wide receivers coach Eric Scott was arrested for burglary earlier today. (HT: Sam.)
Eric Scott: arrested for burglary?
You knew Pete Carroll’s house had a burglar alarm. You knew you’d have to replace the playbook with an object of equal weight before the booby traps kicked in and crushed you all. You were afraid, but you went anyway, Eric. Heroes call that courage, sir.
All of this happens just in time for Pac-10 Media Day tomorrow! Karl Dorrell should just claim a case of the burning twistgut shits and stay home.
More pending…
Filed under: Coaches, the BCS, scandals, arrests, and other eccentri, College football, Fulmer Cup, Pacific 10 Conference, hardcore! by Orson Swindle
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#43 was invented by Washington fans
(U)niversity that (S)ucks (C)ock
Comment by Peter — July 26, 2007 @ 6:09 pm
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#43, #57, #58 combined to make me laugh more than I remember ever doing on the ebays and internets.
Somebody needs to whip up some shirts of #43 quick. I had a student the other day wear a shirt that I hadn’t seen before (Don’t ‘ruin your life) but #43 blows that away.
#44 & #46 I learned the hard way how fucked up California’s child support laws are. Even though I have my kids 50% of the time and the ex got the house that doubled in value during the course of the divorce, I still have to write out a check every month to the adulterous bitch. And even though her boyfriend moved in a couple of weeks after I was out of there his income never entered the calculations at all.
Comment by oc phil — July 26, 2007 @ 1:57 pm
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+100 cocktails to #58 and #60…nicely done.
Comment by Nate (ltdomer98) — July 26, 2007 @ 3:27 am
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#58 FOR YOU
http://img264.imageshack.us/img264/1605/scottstealan2.jpg
Comment by CFB Authority — July 25, 2007 @ 11:32 pm