DAILY AFFIRMATION: DAY 38
by Orson on Jul 25, 2007 8:14 AM EDT
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PrintOur daily affirmation salutes the adventurous soul of our rivals' qb, the Baby Sex Cannon, the one and only Matt Stafford...known to some as the cuddly "Big Spoon." (See here in case you are one of the three people who don't know where that pic came from, 'k thx?)
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I’m comfortable enough in my sexuality to declare right now that if Stafford can lead us to an SEC title this year, he has permission to spoon me until the cows come home.
by Doug on Jul 25, 2007 8:27 AM EDT reply actions
Facebook is great. It brought us those pics of Stafford, it brought us Heisemens, where will it take us next?
by Dave on Jul 25, 2007 8:44 AM EDT reply actions
She’s got this look on her face like she knows what shes doing. Using her hotness to trip up the enemy with incriminating pictures. The funniest thing about her is her supposed Auburn loyalties and ’Bama enrollment.
by Brian on Jul 25, 2007 9:20 AM EDT reply actions
In 38 days…Pitt will “leap” from 34th to 24th in the Fulmer Cup standings due to the arrest of DE Joe Clermond thanks to the sticky-icky. Nevermind, that’ll happen today!
by Aerobab on Jul 25, 2007 9:26 AM EDT reply actions
Stafford may be the biggest flaming homo at UGA since Herschel Walker.
by Allahver Fist on Jul 25, 2007 9:28 AM EDT reply actions
Is [Name Redacted] going to switch to a soft zone defense for the rest of the summer and jeopardize the huge Fulmer Cup lead his boys spent the first half of the summer building?
by PW on Jul 25, 2007 9:30 AM EDT reply actions
da CoachO wanna staffuh transfuh to oxfah an be wid jevsneed…he a beegbah like micahoar and jeralpow!!! lef dat keg hah lak da coachO!!!
by yoyofutbawl on Jul 25, 2007 9:31 AM EDT reply actions
When did the Orgeron become Cajun Man?
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoID=1108420732
by The Stos on Jul 25, 2007 9:43 AM EDT reply actions
Fist, you just wrote your own death warrant. Kyle King will be showing up at your front door with a Mossberg 590 within the hour.
by Doug on Jul 25, 2007 9:55 AM EDT reply actions
When do I get to see Mark Mangino in the daily affirmation?
We were so close with the deep fried white castle. Not that he ate those things but the concoctions looked like little Mangino muffins.
by blazin on Jul 25, 2007 10:14 AM EDT reply actions
What? You’ve never awakened after a rough night to find you’ve been spooned by a Georgia quarterback?
Matt can spoon, wear beads, sleep and hold a plastic cup, all at the same time! Damned impressive, or as inferred by Brian, possibly staged.
Clearly Matt’s attempt to show this young beauty the error of her school loyalty went terribly wrong.
by SunDawg on Jul 25, 2007 10:15 AM EDT reply actions
#10
I figure there’s only a 2/17 chance he’ll finish what was started.
by Allahver Fist on Jul 25, 2007 10:20 AM EDT reply actions
Unfortunately, that is ladyboy behind Matthew Staffords making bang-bang in his anus. I have similar incident at Uzbeki dog shooting games of 199 and 8. Very tragic.
by Borat on Jul 25, 2007 10:26 AM EDT reply actions
Matt Stafford is the love child of Mike Reno of Loverbay and Sigourney Weaver, raised in the era of “Girls Gone Wild”.
In his defense, it is a perfectly good reason to drink to forget.
by blazin on Jul 25, 2007 11:15 AM EDT reply actions
- - She’s a goddamned Mata Hari is what she is.
by jebushchrist on Jul 25, 2007 11:16 AM EDT reply actions
- - finally, a fucked up obscure reference I actually knew!
by Brian on Jul 25, 2007 11:54 AM EDT reply actions
Isn’t the box supposed to be IN FRONT OF You when spooning? Heaven only knows what she’s doing to his boogina.
by Scalz1 on Jul 25, 2007 12:35 PM EDT reply actions
I didn’t think the Short North lifestyle was accepted down that way.
by Jorgé the Bass Player on Jul 25, 2007 4:06 PM EDT reply actions
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