Our daily affirmation salutes the adventurous soul of our rivals’ qb, the Baby Sex Cannon, the one and only Matt Stafford…known to some as the cuddly “Big Spoon.” (See here in case you are one of the three people who don’t know where that pic came from, ‘k thx?)
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Doug says:
I’m comfortable enough in my sexuality to declare right now that if Stafford can lead us to an SEC title this year, he has permission to spoon me until the cows come home.
July 25th, 2007 at 7:27 am
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Dave says:
Facebook is great. It brought us those pics of Stafford, it brought us Heisemens, where will it take us next?
July 25th, 2007 at 7:44 am
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Bob Greasy says:
Jerry Hinnen is jackass and a douchebag.
July 25th, 2007 at 8:19 am
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Brian says:
She’s got this look on her face like she knows what shes doing. Using her hotness to trip up the enemy with incriminating pictures. The funniest thing about her is her supposed Auburn loyalties and ‘Bama enrollment.
July 25th, 2007 at 8:20 am
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Aerobab says:
In 38 days…Pitt will “leap” from 34th to 24th in the Fulmer Cup standings due to the arrest of DE Joe Clermond thanks to the sticky-icky. Nevermind, that’ll happen today!
July 25th, 2007 at 8:26 am
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Allahver Fist says:
Stafford may be the biggest flaming homo at UGA since Herschel Walker.
July 25th, 2007 at 8:28 am
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PW says:
Is [Name Redacted] going to switch to a soft zone defense for the rest of the summer and jeopardize the huge Fulmer Cup lead his boys spent the first half of the summer building?
July 25th, 2007 at 8:30 am
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yoyofutbawl says:
da CoachO wanna staffuh transfuh to oxfah an be wid jevsneed…he a beegbah like micahoar and jeralpow!!! lef dat keg hah lak da coachO!!!
July 25th, 2007 at 8:31 am
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The Stos says:
When did the Orgeron become Cajun Man?
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoID=1108420732
July 25th, 2007 at 8:43 am
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Doug says:
Fist, you just wrote your own death warrant. Kyle King will be showing up at your front door with a Mossberg 590 within the hour.
July 25th, 2007 at 8:55 am
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OhioDawg says:
The sleeping giant…sleeps.
July 25th, 2007 at 9:12 am
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blazin says:
When do I get to see Mark Mangino in the daily affirmation?
We were so close with the deep fried white castle. Not that he ate those things but the concoctions looked like little Mangino muffins.
July 25th, 2007 at 9:14 am
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SunDawg says:
What? You’ve never awakened after a rough night to find you’ve been spooned by a Georgia quarterback?
Matt can spoon, wear beads, sleep and hold a plastic cup, all at the same time! Damned impressive, or as inferred by Brian, possibly staged.
Clearly Matt’s attempt to show this young beauty the error of her school loyalty went terribly wrong.
July 25th, 2007 at 9:15 am
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Allahver Fist says:
#10
I figure there’s only a 2/17 chance he’ll finish what was started.
July 25th, 2007 at 9:20 am
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CFB Authority says:
#1 – too bad it won’t happen. GO VOLS!
July 25th, 2007 at 9:20 am
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sb says:
That is so gay…
July 25th, 2007 at 9:24 am
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Borat says:
Unfortunately, that is ladyboy behind Matthew Staffords making bang-bang in his anus. I have similar incident at Uzbeki dog shooting games of 199 and 8. Very tragic.
July 25th, 2007 at 9:26 am
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The Last Dragon says:
Stafford must listen to the Fray……..
July 25th, 2007 at 9:42 am
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blazin says:
Matt Stafford is the love child of Mike Reno of Loverbay and Sigourney Weaver, raised in the era of “Girls Gone Wild”.
In his defense, it is a perfectly good reason to drink to forget.
July 25th, 2007 at 10:15 am
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jebushchrist says:
#4 – She’s a goddamned Mata Hari is what she is.
July 25th, 2007 at 10:16 am
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Brian says:
#20 – finally, a fucked up obscure reference I actually knew!
July 25th, 2007 at 10:54 am
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Scalz1 says:
Isn’t the box supposed to be IN FRONT OF You when spooning? Heaven only knows what she’s doing to his boogina.
July 25th, 2007 at 11:35 am
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Jorgé the Bass Player says:
I didn’t think the Short North lifestyle was accepted down that way.
July 25th, 2007 at 3:06 pm