Comments on: THAT’S BOLD: MARK BRADLEY, PRE-COG.

By: tzubear

tzubear — Tue, 24 Jul 2007 23:01:45 +0000

Boston frog,

If parking were available within half a mile of the stadium BC might have fans.

By: Heath

Heath — Tue, 24 Jul 2007 21:16:31 +0000

#26, if I was being completely dishonest with you and myself, I’d say that was how Les will say it. But alas, it’s just because I ain’t very good with them there (their, they’re) words.

From Sept 1 till Dec 1, Mark Mangino will have 5 fried White Castle burgers for breakfast, brunch, lunch, mid afternoon snack, supper and right before he goes to bed. Totaling 35 fried White Castle burgers per day. By being on this diet, his cholesterol will go down 35 points and he will lose 2 tent sizes..

By: Whohah

Whohah — Tue, 24 Jul 2007 20:55:42 +0000

On September 12th, at approximately 3:43 p.m. EST, Buffalo Bulls offensive line coach Allen Mogridge will be breaking down game tape of the Penn State defense. He will, unconsciously, begin crying, then quickly regain his composure for moments before sobbing uncontrollably and inconsolably, questioning the existence of a just and loving God.

By: PeterPumpkinhead

PeterPumpkinhead — Tue, 24 Jul 2007 20:52:46 +0000

Exactly… I thought I made that pretty clear.

By: chickensupernova

chickensupernova — Tue, 24 Jul 2007 20:44:12 +0000

#34: so basically Fulmer will walk into the NEAREST waffle house.

By: PeterPumpkinhead

PeterPumpkinhead — Tue, 24 Jul 2007 20:25:29 +0000

At the end of the first week in December, a sullen Fulmer will walk into the dirtiest Waffle House in Knoxville with a dozen glazed KKs and start slicing them in half while waiting for his patty melts and scattered, smothered, and chunked hash browns to arrive so he can assemble his KK sandwiches for deep frying.

The stock price of Crisco’s parent company goes up $3 in after-hours trading.

By: dogtown gator

dogtown gator — Tue, 24 Jul 2007 20:14:43 +0000

On November 24th, someone attempting to walk into our kitchen and make a cheese sandwich will eat a Tony Joiner backhand instead..

By: Boston Frog

Boston Frog — Tue, 24 Jul 2007 19:54:49 +0000

No. 24, you’re making two bad assumptions. The first is that BC football has fans, and the second is that anybody here would ever stop talking about the Red Sox for any reason except maybe to talk about how wicked cool Tom Brady is.

By: John

John — Tue, 24 Jul 2007 19:49:17 +0000

At 11:59 AM on Saturday 1st, Lee Corso will put on a Hokie head to absolutely no suspense and generate only moderate applause.

By: Jerkwheat

Jerkwheat — Tue, 24 Jul 2007 19:45:56 +0000

On September 1st – I will care not that my teams are playing Kansas and Troy State. I will have already been consumed by the day long orgasam that is the return of foobaw.

By: Allahver Fist

Allahver Fist — Tue, 24 Jul 2007 19:45:09 +0000

On August 28, Ed Orgeron will unintentionally nailgun himself 3 times in the frontal lobe. He will go on to coach a triple quarterback rotation throughout the season and Ole Miss will win the Outback Bowl.

By: Devin McCullen

Devin McCullen — Tue, 24 Jul 2007 19:38:43 +0000

On October 11, during a routine press conference, the Wannstache will say “That’s it, I can’t take any more of this”, detatch itself from Dave’s face, and sign a deal to finish out the season with ESPN before looking for a new full-time position.

By: Papa Lou BSU

Papa Lou BSU — Tue, 24 Jul 2007 19:28:27 +0000

On Sept. 29, while their team is on the receiving end of an epic 48-14 ass kicking at the hands of Penn State, Illinois fans will realize that for all the recruiting prowess, their team is still coached by [NAME REDACTED].

By: JoesDeliGatorTail

JoesDeliGatorTail — Tue, 24 Jul 2007 19:25:09 +0000

#22- when the cat “threw up.” Unfortunately I know the past tense for vomiting all too well.

By: RedDevilEA

RedDevilEA — Tue, 24 Jul 2007 19:22:26 +0000

Wha?