WANTED: INSTANT SENIOR CORRESPONDENT

im planning on going wed and thursday

And im going to be watching the show today :-) ive been up all night so im sure i could come up with some funny stuff

Did you try Sylvester Croom?

I’d say yes to the media days thing, but I fear I may be served with a subpoena if I step foot in the state of Alabama.

Leslie sits down to piss therefore he obviously drip-dries. Toilet paper is not needed.

Normally, a person doesn’t wipe their feet with toilet paper. Therefore sitting down to piss would therefore increase your chances of toilet paper on your shoe, being as sitting down in bathrooms must be in the stalls, which is also where the toilet paper is actually located. I’ve yet to see a men’s room with toilet paper at the urinals.

I’m unemcumbered by employment, so I’ll definitely be near my TV at 3:30, but I doubt I’d watch the entire show because that siren Paula Deen will no doubt be beckoning me at 4.

Hey O- would you consider posting someone’s description of this past weekend’s Friday Night Lights camp at Florida? That might be boring to those of you that read this site (most of you, really) that didn’t attend the University of Titletown, but I’d be curious as to how the camp went…

Let me get this straight. You need someone to be home, during the day, to watch a show about college football and they have to write punch-drunk prose?
I always knew I’d find the right job.

Let’s see… that’s 12:30 Pacific. I’ll check it out, but no promises of a long-term commitment. As others suspect, I reckon it will be mostly for SC fans, Domers, and shut-ins.

Jeebs, thank goodness you just posted that. I was genuinely considering leaving work two hours early to do Orson’s bidding.

Thank God for tevo. As for media days, I might make it saturday just to see if Miles shows up in his trucker hat. Now that the Iron Bowl isn’t here, SEC media days is the only remaining evidence that we can still claim to be the"Captiol of Southern Footbaw"

rjsplow:

Friday Night Lights was interesting, but its really hard to get alot out of it, other than very general things, without being a recruiting fanatic. It seemed like the jersey numbers were for the recruits were randomly assigned (confirmed by a Cicerone there). So unless you knew player’s faces, not a whole lot about individuals was readily apparent.

From my vantage point in the Southwest corner of the Stadium, this is what I’ve got:

Not a whole lot of cornerbacks and safeties were there. One of the cornerback recruits appeared to be a 13 year old kid who must have been, at most, 5’ 3".

However, there were a metric fuck-ton of wide receivers. And those guys were good. Fast, tall, and able to run the route drills damn well.

There appeared to be about 10 quarterback recruits there. I hope those were upcoming juniors, as we shouldn’t need to recruit an upcoming senior quarterback.

The running backs were on the opposite side of the stadium, so I got to see next to nothing of them.

Urb halfway through gave a little peptalk, followed by the highlight video from the past year. Made me realize how much I’m going to miss Reggie Nelson once again.

I left after that, cause the siren song of the Salty Dog was calling. Mmmm…Pitchers of Sierra Nevada…

Thanks GvilleRamblings…and sweet jebus, do i miss the dog….nothing like sitting on ripped upholstery and stake beer while enjoying a cheap beer in your 2 sq. inch personal space allotment in the place~

Rjs—yes, we’d be interested. Send it our way.

FWIW, the ESPN College football show is also on at 730, for those of us who can not skip out for the 330 viewing.

Could I post from my cellphone? I’ll even try to snap some photos with it.

It could be special.

Someone get Kige Ramsey!

Hook’em, is “tevo” what one uses to record programs featuring the Texas mascot?

(I kill myself….)

#19
Tevo is what Mack Brown uses to freeze time before John Brantley decommits.

1. Glad somebody caught that.

I was going to suggest you get Saban to send you some info on Media Days, but he doesn’t have time for this shit.

Orson,
Not sure if anyone else has mentioned it, but the Preseason 10-12 entry seems, um, broken. The entire entry doesn’t appear and the Replies section is not showing up…I get a javascript error when pulling the page up.

P.S. Are we going to have to do a preseason top 30 in order to get my buckeyes on the list??

Did it really take 22 replies for the obligatory “Saban doesn’t have time for this shit” ??

Sadly, I won’t be home at 2:30 or 6:30 ©, and I don’t have a DVR hooked up in the new apartment yet, so whoever reports on the show needs to be very thorough. I don’t want to miss out on one second of Lee Corso pressing his tongue against Weis’ prostate. (Yeah, you needed that image right after lunch)

#23… it happens to me too

And college football live is at 330 because what else is gonna be on at that time? The world series of jerking off?

Sammie, do you want me to contact Jay Whitlow or would you prefer to have Michael Epstein watch/record/document this? I would recommend whitlow over epstein being that jay has the tevo thing.
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omar — Actually, that goes under the title “Around The Horn,” which airs at 5:00/4:00 CDT.

Best,
ESPN

oops pow surprise- God, I hate that show. It gives a total idiot (Reali) too much power over slightly dumber people. It could be worse, Reali, Paige, Mariotti and Cowlishaw could be hosting College Gameday.

And College Gameday Live wasn’t that bad. Les Miles was on, and I was really hoping for Rece Davis to say, “Now, Coach Miles, aside from your Alabama rivalry, I’ve heard things about your heated words against your next door neighbor, Hayley LaFontaine. Care to comment?”

Yep, whoever was the producer of the new ESPN college football show made excellent decisions about using the Rutgers huddle and the Grambling band in the ESPN studios. Damn, I’m psyched for the season. I guess it just goes to prove that college football is too good for even ESPN to screw it up.

Can we get that on a shirt?—

“College Football: Too good for even ESPN to screw it up”

FYI: SEC Media Days interviews will be posted on this here site:

http://www.secsports.com/index.php?s=&url_channel_id=2&url_article_id=9154&change_well_id=2