FRIDAY CHEESECAKE: LAND LOCKED EDITION

by Stranko on Jul 20, 2007 10:52 AM EDT

Back to the continent below, today's offering explores the interior of the continent and one of only two land locked countries in Latin America. From Paraguay, we give you a former Miss Universe contestant, Yanina Gonzalez.

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Yanina!

This season, I fully expect to see a Jenn Sterger wannabe in a duct tape bikini modeled after the one in that last picture.

by Run Up The Score on Jul 20, 2007 10:56 AM EDT reply actions

4 horas de sexo !!!

by Scalz1 on Jul 20, 2007 10:59 AM EDT reply actions

Whatever happened to the bunda theme?

I like the bunda.

Thanks.

by TIGERinATL on Jul 20, 2007 11:00 AM EDT reply actions

Who put tits and a brunette wig on Nosferatu in that last picture? That’s so not fair to Willem Dafoe. He’s a bit better-looking than that.

by Orson Swindle on Jul 20, 2007 11:01 AM EDT reply actions

The final shot looked like Zuul standing on top of the building in Manhattan in Ghost Busters…distinctly wraith-like…although I’d still hit it. I’m such a whore.

And, I do prefer the recent iterations to the Bundas…thin and feminine is timeless, while I’ve noted the bunda I’ve been associated with tends to fill in the curves over time to become…well, fat.

by sb on Jul 20, 2007 11:14 AM EDT reply actions

Who knew duct tape had so many uses?

by JoesDeliGatorTail on Jul 20, 2007 11:17 AM EDT reply actions

EDSBS Cheesecake GoogleMap updated.

and… contrarian comments aside, ain’t none of us playing in this woman’s league. and that’s a fact.

by kleph on Jul 20, 2007 11:18 AM EDT reply actions

Former Miss Universe contestant? She finished fourth, to quote Paul Kersey, which is not great, but pretty damn good.

Also, variety is crucial; man cannot live on bunda alone. Especially if he is burgin’.

by John F on Jul 20, 2007 11:19 AM EDT reply actions

“Yanina!” should replace “Yahtzee!” in today’s American vernacular.

by lanceharbor on Jul 20, 2007 11:21 AM EDT reply actions

I like the 1st one, the class picture one, the best. I want to take that to the prom…

by One And Done on Jul 20, 2007 11:23 AM EDT reply actions

Viva Variety! There are many Fridays in a year…

by Stranko Montana on Jul 20, 2007 11:23 AM EDT reply actions

that duct tape is going to pull out her nipple hairs.

by gerry dorsey on Jul 20, 2007 11:25 AM EDT reply actions

college football and hot chicks, 2 great tastes that go great together.

by upstateunderdog on Jul 20, 2007 11:27 AM EDT reply actions

I would like this cheesecake if it weren’t for that last picture. Look at her face in it. Can we all say anorexia? Not to mention ugly.

I’ll take some bunda, please.

by dick on Jul 20, 2007 11:27 AM EDT reply actions

Ah yes…I dont have a video game machine, but I thought that you could call your NCAA league the “Bundaliga”

hardy harr harr.

by Brian on Jul 20, 2007 11:27 AM EDT reply actions

that duct tape is going to pull out her nipple hairs.

It’s a fashion shoot and a budget waxing alternative. They just don’t have the depilatory resources in Paraguay like the Brazilians do.

by DC Trojan on Jul 20, 2007 11:28 AM EDT reply actions

y, tambien, gracias stranko para elige una chica desde uno nuevo pais para el torta de queso este semana. me gusta ella muchisimas y el mapa gusta la usa de paraguay. yo creo necisitamos las mujeres de venezuela o uruguay siguente, por favor.

by kleph on Jul 20, 2007 11:33 AM EDT reply actions

I am on a crazy tear with the Limericks today and so I made one up about our Cheesecake ’gal. I have some GT related Limericks up over at www.ramblinracket.com

There once was a girl named Yanina
Who had the most supple vagina
All the men came
And had her to blame
For thoughts that’d get you locked up in China

by Brian on Jul 20, 2007 11:35 AM EDT reply actions

4th Place in Ms Universe Contest Dept:

Getting 4th place in that contest is like eating at the 4th best pizza joint in New York City -> NOT BAD!

by Stacy Keibler Luvs Me on Jul 20, 2007 12:09 PM EDT reply actions

More bunda!

Bunda, for lack of a better word, is good. Bunda is right; bunda works. Bunda clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit. Bunda, in all of its forms — has marked the upward surge of mankind and bunda, you mark my words — will not only save EDSBS but that other malfunctioning giant called the USA.

by The Ghost of Ingle Martin on Jul 20, 2007 12:24 PM EDT reply actions

Who wants to fuck a praying mantis?

by Holly on Jul 20, 2007 12:26 PM EDT reply actions

How about next week a lady from Bolivia, the other landlocked country in South America?

by snowcrash on Jul 20, 2007 12:29 PM EDT reply actions

So I was looking to see who Vanina lost to in 2004, and I found this from the 2004 Miss Universe Jennifer Hawkins. Enjoy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UrKSwC7hAI

by maskedavenger on Jul 20, 2007 1:10 PM EDT reply actions

We want, no need, neigh, we DEMAND more Bunda.

This offering has not appeased the Bunda gods. Bunda Dharma is not pleased with this pitiful offering.

(In case you didn’t know, Bunda Dharma made an offering to the gods so great once, he cut off his masturbation arm for more Bunda).

by Steve on Jul 20, 2007 1:11 PM EDT reply actions

she looks like she’s on crack in that last picture…eyes kind of glazed over, something funky going on with her teeth…and come to think of it, how else do you explain putting duct tape all over your tits?

by sean on Jul 20, 2007 1:16 PM EDT reply actions

NOt related but highly recc. you watch this kid. he is insane.

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=7892011

by JB on Jul 20, 2007 1:16 PM EDT reply actions

I know beggars can’t be choosers, but damn, I was looking forward to something other than a soup bone looking for a hot pot of water.

Orson, where’s the Bunda?!?!?!?!?!?!

by tOSUBuckeyes on Jul 20, 2007 1:26 PM EDT reply actions

-Masked One: Great Youtube Clip of Ms. Hawkins. What a body on that babe. Her mini-bunda better than no bunda, no?

by Stacy Keibler Luvs Me on Jul 20, 2007 1:32 PM EDT reply actions

Yanina, Yanina, Yanina – please don’t listen to the haters. They are just jealous. Your are so freaking hot. I for one can see the camera messed up your face in the duct tape shot. I promise to love every bone in your body for the entire 35 seconds that we make love.
Oh, and if you really are a praying mantis, please don’t bite my head off after that 35 seconds of heaven.

by Out of Conference on Jul 20, 2007 1:41 PM EDT reply actions

Philistines. Not every woman has to look like she just ate a plate of fried chicken. Fine choice, Stranko, best cheesecake you’ve posted.

by beattherush on Jul 20, 2007 1:45 PM EDT reply actions

Cheesecake AND a geography lesson.

Man, I love this site.

by GamecockTony on Jul 20, 2007 1:51 PM EDT reply actions

Classically beautiful in the first 3, photography goblins gave her the manface in the 4th. Throw that one out; she is certainly beautiful.

As much as I love the bunda, I for one am pleased with the variety on offer here.

Bunda is like a really fine steak or lobster tails; if you ate lobster tails every night for dinner, it wouldn’t be that special. Healthy amounts of bunda interspersed with beautiful women is a great formula.

Muchas Gracias Senor Montana y feliz fin de semana chicas y chichos.

by Kanu on Jul 20, 2007 1:53 PM EDT reply actions

#26: Orson, where’s the Bunda?!?!?!?!?!?!

On about a hundred million other sites on the internet?

by Oops Pow Surprise on Jul 20, 2007 2:03 PM EDT reply actions

I, for one, applaud the cheesecake variety.

maskedavenger-Thanks.

by Broom on Jul 20, 2007 2:17 PM EDT reply actions

I’d like to put in a formal request for a redhead, please.

by jebushchrist on Jul 20, 2007 2:27 PM EDT reply actions

sigh Damnit. 0-2 Orson. What is happening to this place? It’s like you took the week off after Steele. And honestly, I don’t blame you at all. Just let me know in the future instead of mailing it in.

by LSUJoshua on Jul 20, 2007 2:29 PM EDT reply actions

I’m with Jebus on the redhead. Do they have those in Republico de Cheesecake?

by AllWhoYonder on Jul 20, 2007 2:37 PM EDT reply actions

If I were Nick Saban, I believe I could make time for that shit.

by crabs on Jul 20, 2007 2:43 PM EDT reply actions

#29, just so long as they look like they might accept a plate of fried chicken if offered. I GottaNeedaWannaHava Bojangles.

by Herb on Jul 20, 2007 2:45 PM EDT reply actions

no bunda, but here is the VASTLY NOT SAFE FOR WORK youtube movie sample of angie jibaja. you might recall her as the ‘inked one’ from the April 20 cheescake offering.

by kleph on Jul 20, 2007 2:48 PM EDT reply actions

kleph, I always knew you were an alright dude, but you are now my hero. Thank you. You are welcome at my tailgate or home anytime.

by LSUJoshua on Jul 20, 2007 3:01 PM EDT reply actions

If a bunda were to shrink upon itself, what would you ax it?

by Out of Conference on Jul 20, 2007 3:21 PM EDT reply actions

I wouldn’t kick her out of the bed for eating crackers.

by Rob on Jul 20, 2007 3:25 PM EDT reply actions

sb- that wasn’t Zuul- Zuul was Sigourney Weaver (and/or a devil dog). That was a temporary form for Gozer, prior to the true form being chosen (that of the sta-puft marshmallow man)

by crazy tom on Jul 20, 2007 3:27 PM EDT reply actions

kleph, why were they discussing his tax return?

I’ll take this over bunda anytime; bunda is like kudzu – damn hard to control its growth after a certain point.

A redhead, oh yes, a redhead.

by SunDawg on Jul 20, 2007 3:29 PM EDT reply actions

Fuck the haters, this girl is unbelievable.

by Brian on Jul 20, 2007 3:31 PM EDT reply actions

i believe the movie is i’ll pay you tomorrow , sundawg.

by kleph on Jul 20, 2007 3:37 PM EDT reply actions

On seeing Yanina from Paraguay
Readers wrote “There’s not much bunda, why?”
While she hasn’t much butt,
You’d all still bust that nut
If she told you she’d give you a try.

by DC Trojan on Jul 20, 2007 3:44 PM EDT reply actions

Beware the bunda:

I once saw a girl with some stubble
But her ass was the shape of a bubble
Out the corner my eye
a guy t’word her did stride
And I mumbled “oh boy he’s in trouble”

by Brian on Jul 20, 2007 4:47 PM EDT reply actions

I third (or whatever, I have a short attention span) the requests for a redhead.

by Broom on Jul 20, 2007 6:03 PM EDT reply actions

#32
Of those other 100,000,000 +- site that have the bunda I crave, how many of them also have Fulmer Cup Updates, Idiotic Bama fans, and wordsmithery of one Orson Swindle????

Not a single fucking one.

by tOSUBuckeyes on Jul 20, 2007 7:07 PM EDT reply actions

SKLM – Given the choice between great bunda or great legs, I’ll take the legs every time. From the inspiration for your handle, I am guessing we agree on this subject. Ms. Hawkins posterior wasn’t too big, it wasn’t too small, it was just right.

Broom – You are welcome.

by maskedavenger on Jul 20, 2007 11:40 PM EDT reply actions