BAYLOR FOOTBALL WILL FREAK YOUR MIND

by Orson on Jul 20, 2007 10:44 AM EDT

College football may have found its first great conceptual artist. Note that we said "conceptual artist," since "Daniel Moore," the Norman Rockwell of Alabama football history, rightfully claims the title for good ol' fashioned, hang it next to the Olan Mills family portrait kind of art.

Chum, the conceptual artist who created the rave-fantasy video of the Kansas State mascot jamming like Macaulay Culkin in Party Monster, has outdone himself with this custom video for BearMeat. Really, if you've never done acid, you shouldn't, because that shit takes for-eeeeevvver to wear off, and even the hallucinated sight of the walls bleeding gets mundane after eight hours.

Just watch this instead. It's shorter, cheap as free, and frankly, a bit more powerful than LSD.

Massive hat tip to BearMeat.

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WHAT. THE. FUCK?

by cowboycane on Jul 20, 2007 10:54 AM EDT reply actions

Like Moses standing before the Burning Bush. This video is the Presence of God. It is nothing short at looking directly into the fiery eyes of Our Lord.

Gracias.

by The BearMeats on Jul 20, 2007 10:57 AM EDT reply actions

Um, that video made me want to have a BM.

by Out of Conference on Jul 20, 2007 10:57 AM EDT reply actions

Like Moses standing before the Burning Bush. This video is the Presence of God. It is nothing short of looking directly into the fiery eyes of Our Lord.

Gracias.

by The BearMeats on Jul 20, 2007 10:57 AM EDT reply actions

Worst. Use of Roxy Music. Ever.

by Oren Incandenza on Jul 20, 2007 11:00 AM EDT reply actions

Must… kill… the Queen…

by Oops Pow Surprise on Jul 20, 2007 11:00 AM EDT reply actions

That boy ain’t right. And why do I want Quizno’s all of a sudden?

by RedDevilEA on Jul 20, 2007 11:02 AM EDT reply actions

I hope he does one for every Div. 1A school. Fucking great.

by CrimeNotes on Jul 20, 2007 11:02 AM EDT reply actions

ONE HUNDRED COCKTAILS! to you, Oops Pow.

by Orson Swindle on Jul 20, 2007 11:03 AM EDT reply actions

whoa…I can taste the music.

it tastes mauve.

by annon on Jul 20, 2007 11:05 AM EDT reply actions

and, suddenly, derrida makes complete sense to me.

by kleph on Jul 20, 2007 11:25 AM EDT reply actions

No wonder Baylor keeps firing their coaches, that is one freaky school.

by John F on Jul 20, 2007 11:25 AM EDT reply actions

LOL, Roxy Music.

by beta_gator on Jul 20, 2007 11:26 AM EDT reply actions

That was the best use of 3 minutes ever EVER.

by robert on Jul 20, 2007 11:29 AM EDT reply actions

Didn’t realize that Waco was in “Nuge” Country.

by crabs on Jul 20, 2007 11:36 AM EDT reply actions

freak my mind?? like criss angel?

by gerry dorsey on Jul 20, 2007 11:41 AM EDT reply actions

Wow. That is the most awesome thing I’ve ever seen. Of course i don’t get out much either. Loved the steam coming from the bears as they are at the urinal.

by Heath on Jul 20, 2007 11:47 AM EDT reply actions

We laughed out loud when they went to the shot of the Nuge, then zoomed in on the crotch.

by Orson Swindle on Jul 20, 2007 11:51 AM EDT reply actions

Still not sure how someone can come up with this stuff, but favorite was the Varga girl on the moon at @ 1:43, (1:14 left) and of course, Roxy Music rules.

by sb on Jul 20, 2007 11:55 AM EDT reply actions

This would be the only way the Varga girl (or any other nude, semi-nude, or half-nude) women could be seen at Baylor. Chum is operating on an entirely different level than the rest of us.

by beast in 'bama on Jul 20, 2007 12:15 PM EDT reply actions

I….I’m blind. And pregnant.

And maybe dead.

by Holly on Jul 20, 2007 12:24 PM EDT reply actions

Appalachian State should hire this guy.

by The Contrarian on Jul 20, 2007 12:27 PM EDT reply actions

That movie has warped my fragile little mind.

by PeterPumpkinhead on Jul 20, 2007 12:35 PM EDT reply actions

I didn’t make it out to the Coachella festival this year, but now I feel like I did.

100 hits to chum.

by oc phil on Jul 20, 2007 12:36 PM EDT reply actions

Crabs, Terrible Ted jumped ship and fled the Winter Water Wonderland for Texas a few years ago. He remains the prime example of a Michigan redneck, however. Moving to Waco simply clinched it.

I’m told the good folk of Texas used to call refugees from Michigan “black tag people” referring to the license plates of the early ‘80s. I wonder if they’re called “bluetaggers” now, or something less polite?

by PJ from NU in SF on Jul 20, 2007 12:39 PM EDT reply actions

I just came across another jem.

A (faux) famous USC fan’s response to Les Miles. Classic

http://gump4heisman.typepad.com//my_weblog/files/snoop_disses_les_miles.mp3

100 cocktails to Gump4Heisman

by oc phil on Jul 20, 2007 1:03 PM EDT reply actions

well that answers the burning question we’ve all been wondering about … What if Phil Steele were a Baylor grad and created a video for the football program while trippin hard on Silver Surfers?

by DumpDorrell on Jul 20, 2007 1:33 PM EDT reply actions

I just threw up in my mouth….give me a minute….

by Roaminggator on Jul 20, 2007 1:37 PM EDT reply actions

Between this video and the Man of Steele, it’s fair to say that after this week, life as we know it will never be the same. It’s like all the stuff in The Day After Tomorrow just happened to our brains.

by Oops Pow Surprise on Jul 20, 2007 1:52 PM EDT reply actions

That reminds me of the time I did acid and went to the fair. The butter cow barked at me and I told him to stop but he didn’t listen.

by jebushchrist on Jul 20, 2007 2:23 PM EDT reply actions

I don’t know what’s wrong with most of you, but that sucked.

I watched the whole thing willingly, so I won’t make the lame gimme 3 minutes of my life back, but I did see the whole thing, just to make sure I didn’t miss anything. And it was teh suck.

I’m about to go click on the cheese cake post. Because you are 0 for 1 maestro.

by LSUJoshua on Jul 20, 2007 2:25 PM EDT reply actions

<a href=".http://thompsonian.info/SWC-family-portrait-1968-small.jpg" rel="nofollow">The Southwest Conference Family Portrait. Notice that all the Big 12 schools are in the top row.

by John on Jul 20, 2007 4:08 PM EDT reply actions

Kinda reminds me of Bonnaroo, sans the Nuge crotch shot.

by Big Jon on Jul 20, 2007 5:15 PM EDT reply actions

That video MADE me have a BM.

by Russ on Jul 20, 2007 6:00 PM EDT reply actions

OC Phil, I loved the tirade after talking about how the girl asked him to go out to eat after sex. “we gettin’ domino’s, b$#*&.”

“Have your big ass hat in the sand.”

by MCab on Jul 20, 2007 6:53 PM EDT reply actions

Oh yeah, about the video . . .

I didn’t know Beck was a Baylor fan.

by MCab on Jul 20, 2007 6:54 PM EDT reply actions

What song is that playing and by who? I liked it.

by jamie on Jul 20, 2007 8:26 PM EDT reply actions

Virginia Plain by Roxy Music.

by Zinhead on Jul 20, 2007 10:35 PM EDT reply actions

Somebody somewhere just came down with Lyme disease.

by Ltrain on Jul 21, 2007 12:34 AM EDT reply actions

I hate Baylor SO much. So very, very much.

Nice tune, though.

by Boston Frog on Jul 21, 2007 12:48 AM EDT reply actions

Roxy Music “Virginia Plain” 1972. Great song.

by PatNeffistopheles on Jul 21, 2007 1:26 AM EDT reply actions

Cocaine is a helluva drug…

by SWMI on Jul 21, 2007 2:21 AM EDT reply actions

Bong hits for Jesus-and a fatty for Chum who has captured the essence of all that is Bear Meat, Waco, and the B in this classic effort.

by panthercityhorn on Jul 21, 2007 8:14 AM EDT reply actions

the song is “Virginia Plain” which was a single recorded to accompany the debut and self titled album of Roxy Music in 1972. although, most likely, the filmmaker learnd of it via the soundtrack of the 1998 film “Velvet Goldmine.”

by kleph on Jul 21, 2007 11:03 AM EDT reply actions