BAYLOR FOOTBALL WILL FREAK YOUR MIND
College football may have found its first great conceptual artist. Note that we said “conceptual artist,” since “Daniel Moore,” the Norman Rockwell of Alabama football history, rightfully claims the title for good ol’ fashioned, hang it next to the Olan Mills family portrait kind of art.
Chum, the conceptual artist who created the rave-fantasy video of the Kansas State mascot jamming like Macaulay Culkin in Party Monster, has outdone himself with this custom video for BearMeat. Really, if you’ve never done acid, you shouldn’t, because that shit takes for-eeeeevvver to wear off, and even the hallucinated sight of the walls bleeding gets mundane after eight hours.
Just watch this instead. It’s shorter, cheap as free, and frankly, a bit more powerful than LSD.
Massive hat tip to BearMeat.
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cowboycane says:
WHAT. THE. FUCK?
July 20th, 2007 at 9:54 am
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The BearMeats says:
Like Moses standing before the Burning Bush. This video is the Presence of God. It is nothing short at looking directly into the fiery eyes of Our Lord.
Gracias.
July 20th, 2007 at 9:57 am
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Out of Conference says:
Um, that video made me want to have a BM.
July 20th, 2007 at 9:57 am
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The BearMeats says:
Like Moses standing before the Burning Bush. This video is the Presence of God. It is nothing short of looking directly into the fiery eyes of Our Lord.
Gracias.
July 20th, 2007 at 9:57 am
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Oren Incandenza says:
Worst. Use of Roxy Music. Ever.
July 20th, 2007 at 10:00 am
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Oops Pow Surprise says:
Must… kill… the Queen…
July 20th, 2007 at 10:00 am
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RedDevilEA says:
That boy ain’t right. And why do I want Quizno’s all of a sudden?
July 20th, 2007 at 10:02 am
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CrimeNotes says:
I hope he does one for every Div. 1A school. Fucking great.
July 20th, 2007 at 10:02 am
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Orson Swindle says:
ONE HUNDRED COCKTAILS! to you, Oops Pow.
July 20th, 2007 at 10:03 am
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annon says:
whoa…I can taste the music.
it tastes mauve.
July 20th, 2007 at 10:05 am
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kleph says:
and, suddenly, derrida makes complete sense to me.
July 20th, 2007 at 10:25 am
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John F says:
No wonder Baylor keeps firing their coaches, that is one freaky school.
July 20th, 2007 at 10:25 am
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beta_gator says:
LOL, Roxy Music.
July 20th, 2007 at 10:26 am
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robert says:
That was the best use of 3 minutes ever EVER.
July 20th, 2007 at 10:29 am
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crabs says:
Didn’t realize that Waco was in “Nuge” Country.
July 20th, 2007 at 10:36 am
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gerry dorsey says:
freak my mind???? like criss angel???
July 20th, 2007 at 10:41 am
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Heath says:
Wow. That is the most awesome thing I’ve ever seen. Of course i don’t get out much either. Loved the steam coming from the bears as they are at the urinal.
July 20th, 2007 at 10:47 am
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Orson Swindle says:
We laughed out loud when they went to the shot of the Nuge, then zoomed in on the crotch.
July 20th, 2007 at 10:51 am
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sb says:
Still not sure how someone can come up with this stuff, but favorite was the Varga girl on the moon at @ 1:43, (1:14 left) and of course, Roxy Music rules.
July 20th, 2007 at 10:55 am
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beast in 'bama says:
This would be the only way the Varga girl (or any other nude, semi-nude, or half-nude) women could be seen at Baylor. Chum is operating on an entirely different level than the rest of us.
July 20th, 2007 at 11:15 am
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Holly says:
I….I’m blind. And pregnant.
And maybe dead.
July 20th, 2007 at 11:24 am
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The Contrarian says:
Appalachian State should hire this guy.
July 20th, 2007 at 11:27 am
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PeterPumpkinhead says:
That movie has warped my fragile little mind.
July 20th, 2007 at 11:35 am
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oc phil says:
I didn’t make it out to the Coachella festival this year, but now I feel like I did.
100 hits to chum.
July 20th, 2007 at 11:36 am
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PJ from NU in SF says:
Crabs, Terrible Ted jumped ship and fled the Winter Water Wonderland for Texas a few years ago. He remains the prime example of a Michigan redneck, however. Moving to Waco simply clinched it.
I’m told the good folk of Texas used to call refugees from Michigan “black tag people” referring to the license plates of the early ’80s. I wonder if they’re called “bluetaggers” now, or something less polite?
July 20th, 2007 at 11:39 am
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oc phil says:
I just came across another jem.
A (faux) famous USC fan’s response to Les Miles. Classic
http://gump4heisman.typepad.com//my_weblog/files/snoop_disses_les_miles.mp3
100 cocktails to Gump4Heisman
July 20th, 2007 at 12:03 pm
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DumpDorrell says:
well that answers the burning question we’ve all been wondering about … What if Phil Steele were a Baylor grad and created a video for the football program while trippin hard on Silver Surfers?
July 20th, 2007 at 12:33 pm
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Roaminggator says:
I just threw up in my mouth….give me a minute….
July 20th, 2007 at 12:37 pm
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Oops Pow Surprise says:
Between this video and the Man of Steele, it’s fair to say that after this week, life as we know it will never be the same. It’s like all the stuff in The Day After Tomorrow just happened to our brains.
July 20th, 2007 at 12:52 pm
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jebushchrist says:
That reminds me of the time I did acid and went to the fair. The butter cow barked at me and I told him to stop but he didn’t listen.
July 20th, 2007 at 1:23 pm
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LSUJoshua says:
I don’t know what’s wrong with most of you, but that sucked.
I watched the whole thing willingly, so I won’t make the lame gimme 3 minutes of my life back, but I did see the whole thing, just to make sure I didn’t miss anything. And it was teh suck.
I’m about to go click on the cheese cake post. Because you are 0 for 1 maestro.
July 20th, 2007 at 1:25 pm
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John says:
The Southwest Conference Family Portrait. Notice that all the Big 12 schools are in the top row.
July 20th, 2007 at 3:08 pm
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Big Jon says:
Kinda reminds me of Bonnaroo, sans the Nuge crotch shot.
July 20th, 2007 at 4:15 pm
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Russ says:
That video MADE me have a BM.
July 20th, 2007 at 5:00 pm
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MCab says:
OC Phil, I loved the tirade after talking about how the girl asked him to go out to eat after sex. “we gettin’ domino’s, b$#*&.”
“Have your big ass hat in the sand.”
July 20th, 2007 at 5:53 pm
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MCab says:
Oh yeah, about the video . . .
I didn’t know Beck was a Baylor fan.
July 20th, 2007 at 5:54 pm
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jamie says:
What song is that playing and by who? I liked it.
July 20th, 2007 at 7:26 pm
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Zinhead says:
Virginia Plain by Roxy Music.
July 20th, 2007 at 9:35 pm
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Ltrain says:
Somebody somewhere just came down with Lyme disease.
July 20th, 2007 at 11:34 pm
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Boston Frog says:
I hate Baylor SO much. So very, very much.
Nice tune, though.
July 20th, 2007 at 11:48 pm
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PatNeffistopheles says:
Roxy Music “Virginia Plain” 1972. Great song.
July 21st, 2007 at 12:26 am
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SWMI says:
Cocaine is a helluva drug…
July 21st, 2007 at 1:21 am
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panthercityhorn says:
Bong hits for Jesus-and a fatty for Chum who has captured the essence of all that is Bear Meat, Waco, and the B in this classic effort.
July 21st, 2007 at 7:14 am
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kleph says:
the song is “Virginia Plain” which was a single recorded to accompany the debut and self titled album of Roxy Music in 1972. although, most likely, the filmmaker learnd of it via the soundtrack of the 1998 film “Velvet Goldmine.”
July 21st, 2007 at 10:03 am
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mhentz says:
A video pairing Waco, TX and eurotrash glam rock???? My WTF meter just blew the fuck up!
July 23rd, 2007 at 8:30 am