BAYLOR FOOTBALL WILL FREAK YOUR MIND
College football may have found its first great conceptual artist. Note that we said “conceptual artist,” since “Daniel Moore,” the Norman Rockwell of Alabama football history, rightfully claims the title for good ol’ fashioned, hang it next to the Olan Mills family portrait kind of art.
Chum, the conceptual artist who created the rave-fantasy video of the Kansas State mascot jamming like Macaulay Culkin in Party Monster, has outdone himself with this custom video for BearMeat. Really, if you’ve never done acid, you shouldn’t, because that shit takes for-eeeeevvver to wear off, and even the hallucinated sight of the walls bleeding gets mundane after eight hours.
Just watch this instead. It’s shorter, cheap as free, and frankly, a bit more powerful than LSD.
Massive hat tip to BearMeat.
Filed under: Big 12 Conference, Blog Buddies, Coaches, the BCS, scandals, arrests, and other eccentri, College football, scared straight, woo! by Orson Swindle
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A video pairing Waco, TX and eurotrash glam rock???? My WTF meter just blew the fuck up!
Comment by mhentz — July 23, 2007 @ 8:30 am
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the song is “Virginia Plain” which was a single recorded to accompany the debut and self titled album of Roxy Music in 1972. although, most likely, the filmmaker learnd of it via the soundtrack of the 1998 film “Velvet Goldmine.”
Comment by kleph — July 21, 2007 @ 10:03 am
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Bong hits for Jesus-and a fatty for Chum who has captured the essence of all that is Bear Meat, Waco, and the B in this classic effort.
Comment by panthercityhorn — July 21, 2007 @ 7:14 am
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Cocaine is a helluva drug…
Comment by SWMI — July 21, 2007 @ 1:21 am
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Roxy Music “Virginia Plain” 1972. Great song.
Comment by PatNeffistopheles — July 21, 2007 @ 12:26 am
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I hate Baylor SO much. So very, very much.
Nice tune, though.
Comment by Boston Frog — July 20, 2007 @ 11:48 pm
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Somebody somewhere just came down with Lyme disease.
Comment by Ltrain — July 20, 2007 @ 11:34 pm
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Virginia Plain by Roxy Music.
Comment by Zinhead — July 20, 2007 @ 9:35 pm
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What song is that playing and by who? I liked it.
Comment by jamie — July 20, 2007 @ 7:26 pm
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Oh yeah, about the video . . .
I didn’t know Beck was a Baylor fan.
Comment by MCab — July 20, 2007 @ 5:54 pm
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OC Phil, I loved the tirade after talking about how the girl asked him to go out to eat after sex. “we gettin’ domino’s, b$#*&.”
“Have your big ass hat in the sand.”
Comment by MCab — July 20, 2007 @ 5:53 pm
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That video MADE me have a BM.
Comment by Russ — July 20, 2007 @ 5:00 pm
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Kinda reminds me of Bonnaroo, sans the Nuge crotch shot.
Comment by Big Jon — July 20, 2007 @ 4:15 pm
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The Southwest Conference Family Portrait. Notice that all the Big 12 schools are in the top row.
Comment by John — July 20, 2007 @ 3:08 pm
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I don’t know what’s wrong with most of you, but that sucked.
I watched the whole thing willingly, so I won’t make the lame gimme 3 minutes of my life back, but I did see the whole thing, just to make sure I didn’t miss anything. And it was teh suck.
I’m about to go click on the cheese cake post. Because you are 0 for 1 maestro.
Comment by LSUJoshua — July 20, 2007 @ 1:25 pm
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That reminds me of the time I did acid and went to the fair. The butter cow barked at me and I told him to stop but he didn’t listen.
Comment by jebushchrist — July 20, 2007 @ 1:23 pm
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Between this video and the Man of Steele, it’s fair to say that after this week, life as we know it will never be the same. It’s like all the stuff in The Day After Tomorrow just happened to our brains.
Comment by Oops Pow Surprise — July 20, 2007 @ 12:52 pm
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I just threw up in my mouth….give me a minute….
Comment by Roaminggator — July 20, 2007 @ 12:37 pm
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well that answers the burning question we’ve all been wondering about … What if Phil Steele were a Baylor grad and created a video for the football program while trippin hard on Silver Surfers?
Comment by DumpDorrell — July 20, 2007 @ 12:33 pm
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I just came across another jem.
A (faux) famous USC fan’s response to Les Miles. Classic
http://gump4heisman.typepad.com//my_weblog/files/snoop_disses_les_miles.mp3
100 cocktails to Gump4Heisman
Comment by oc phil — July 20, 2007 @ 12:03 pm