SLOW NEWS DAY: GO TAUNT SOMEONE

by Orson on Jul 19, 2007 3:58 PM EDT

It's been a slow news day, but we've still managed to have one of the biggest days on the site ever--and the biggest this offseason--because people can't get enough of D-Mac's panty-evaporating ride.

So it's gravy to us to be able to offer you this amazing toy created by the good people who brought you The Game That Ended Your Marriage™, NCAA 2008: the Taunt-O-Gram. It features a tiny cheerleader who, slave to your typing hands, will spell out pretty much whatever you want her to within the span of sixteen letters.

Ragin' Cajun, who started this whole thing with us, sent this first. Our variations follow after the jump.

Then, we figured we'd send Tennessee fans a message of pure joy:

One from Les Miles for his utterly mediocre 11-year-old neighbor:

And finally, something to warm Joe Pa's heart.

We'll post the good ones you send us, but please just send the jpegs. We'll gnaw an arm off if we have to wait for that hopping ninny to spell out one more word, and our cubemate's already down to one arm from the time we had to wait two minutes on hold.

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FU Haley!!!!! WHOOOOO!!!!! She got PWNED

Les Miles actually sent me that email earlier. He hates her so much.

by RaginCajunRebel on Jul 19, 2007 4:02 PM EDT reply actions

Whats the link for this taunt-o-gram

by tomsdf on Jul 19, 2007 4:03 PM EDT reply actions

Orson, what’s up with the Tour de France tab on your firefox broswer?

by Dave on Jul 19, 2007 4:12 PM EDT reply actions

All I got for ya is “I want her bad”. Of course my wife would then interject “Bad-LY, genius boy!” and my fantasy evaporates into the ether. Amazing the tendrils of control a wife wields…the mere thought of an illicit escapade blown com-fckin’-pletely away by knowing that wifely half-smile and brief shake of the head is only a glance away. Must be in the double-X chromosomal thing…look out Orson, TCOAN knows…she really knows!

by sb on Jul 19, 2007 4:13 PM EDT reply actions

Dave—covering it for the Fanhaus. And, if you watch it over some coffee after your long morning run, it’s awesome viewing, believe it or not.

by Orson Swindle on Jul 19, 2007 4:19 PM EDT reply actions

This is sweet! I usually reserve my taunting for AIM, but this takes it to whole ’nother level.

And the Tour de France has been brutal this year. Stuart O’Grady is fortunate to be alive.

by BDoc on Jul 19, 2007 5:05 PM EDT reply actions

A couple years ago you could get Lee Corso to leave stupid voicemails on people’s phones via the game day site. This is better/raunchier

by Brian on Jul 19, 2007 5:18 PM EDT reply actions

Orson, I call shenanigans on the “long early morning run.”

by Wooderson on Jul 19, 2007 5:25 PM EDT reply actions

Only on Saturdays, Wooderson. The rest of the week 6-8 a.m is spent glued to an RSS reader and mainlining coffee.

by Orson Swindle on Jul 19, 2007 5:32 PM EDT reply actions

Bitch won’t let spell use “Click-Clack” – tells me to wash my mouth out. Whore.

by Out of Conference on Jul 19, 2007 5:41 PM EDT reply actions

I can’t even say Carpet Muncher…gay.

by Adam on Jul 19, 2007 5:43 PM EDT reply actions

Who doesn’t like steak?

by Holly on Jul 19, 2007 6:15 PM EDT reply actions

I just sent one to a buddy of mine who goes to South Carolina saying “Jarvis says hi” with Gator logos all around it. He might cry himself to sleep tonight.

by TattooedMess(iah) on Jul 19, 2007 6:21 PM EDT reply actions

No Bacon Pants?

by MCab on Jul 19, 2007 6:54 PM EDT reply actions

Shit. My bad.

by Holly on Jul 19, 2007 7:03 PM EDT reply actions

Way to be searching for Harry Potter, you nerds.

by J Diesel on Jul 19, 2007 7:07 PM EDT reply actions

I recommend you don’t watch the Tour after a long morning bike ride because you’ll feel like the biggest pussy in the world for being tired after a 12 mile ride through a park on a bike path

by jebushchrist on Jul 19, 2007 7:23 PM EDT reply actions

I have to ask. Is this tiny cheerleader the same as the midget Kenny Irons has in his suitcase?

by AIrish on Jul 19, 2007 10:57 PM EDT reply actions

Ok, so a big fuck you goes out to my roomate.

He’s gone for 4 hours, so I decide to play NCAA 08 on my big screen. I get to half time, and he walks in

“We’re going to watch Big Love now, so shut off the xbox”

“Uh it’s halftime”

“You know I haven’t said anythign since you’ve bought this game”

“I got it tuesday. I played one game so far. shut up and go watch Tivo in your bedroom”

Jesus, I swear some people just cannot appreciate the fact that other people are willign to share the usage of their $2500 tv . And his girlfriend distracted me and as a result PSU scored a 48 yard TD…to close the gap to 30-7 with 2 mins left in the 4th. Bitch ruined my shutout

by wooderson on Jul 20, 2007 12:10 AM EDT reply actions

I had to look up what “big love” is

by Dave on Jul 20, 2007 2:05 AM EDT reply actions

How about this one for Dan Hawkins:

INTRAMURALS, BROTHER!!!!!!

by Blue on Jul 20, 2007 7:46 AM EDT reply actions

J Diesel has his eye you you, jabroni!

by Orson Swindle on Jul 20, 2007 7:50 AM EDT reply actions

Well played telling that spunk nugget to go watch TiVo.

Big Love is “an HBO television drama about a Utah Fundamentalist Mormon family that practices plural marriage.”

Erghh?

by Brian on Jul 20, 2007 9:32 AM EDT reply actions

Wooderson – please describe more of this roomate’s girlfriend distraction thing. Embellish if you need to.

by Out of Conference on Jul 20, 2007 9:48 AM EDT reply actions

Interestingly enough, it rejected “Rudy Sucked.” The first time. Clicking “Send” again made the program wise up and realize that, yes, Rudy truly did suck, and bowed to my will.

looks around EDSBS Good to be back… almost that time of year. :)

by Senor Pez on Jul 20, 2007 10:32 AM EDT reply actions