SLOW NEWS DAY: GO TAUNT SOMEONE
It’s been a slow news day, but we’ve still managed to have one of the biggest days on the site ever–and the biggest this offseason–because people can’t get enough of D-Mac’s panty-evaporating ride.
So it’s gravy to us to be able to offer you this amazing toy created by the good people who brought you The Game That Ended Your Marriage™, NCAA 2008: the Taunt-O-Gram. It features a tiny cheerleader who, slave to your typing hands, will spell out pretty much whatever you want her to within the span of sixteen letters.
Ragin’ Cajun, who started this whole thing with us, sent this first. Our variations follow after the jump.

Then, we figured we’d send Tennessee fans a message of pure joy:

One from Les Miles for his utterly mediocre 11-year-old neighbor:

And finally, something to warm Joe Pa’s heart.

We’ll post the good ones you send us, but please just send the jpegs. We’ll gnaw an arm off if we have to wait for that hopping ninny to spell out one more word, and our cubemate’s already down to one arm from the time we had to wait two minutes on hold.









1
RaginCajunRebel says:
FU Haley!!!!! WHOOOOO!!!!! She got PWNED!!!1111!!!!
Les Miles actually sent me that email earlier. He hates her so much.
July 19th, 2007 at 3:02 pm
2
tomsdf says:
Whats the link for this taunt-o-gram
July 19th, 2007 at 3:03 pm
3
Dave says:
Orson, what’s up with the Tour de France tab on your firefox broswer?
July 19th, 2007 at 3:12 pm
4
sb says:
All I got for ya is “I want her bad”. Of course my wife would then interject “Bad-LY, genius boy!” and my fantasy evaporates into the ether. Amazing the tendrils of control a wife wields…the mere thought of an illicit escapade blown com-fckin’-pletely away by knowing that wifely half-smile and brief shake of the head is only a glance away. Must be in the double-X chromosomal thing…look out Orson, TCOAN knows…she really knows!
July 19th, 2007 at 3:13 pm
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Orson Swindle says:
Dave–covering it for the Fanhaus. And, if you watch it over some coffee after your long morning run, it’s awesome viewing, believe it or not.
July 19th, 2007 at 3:19 pm
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BDoc says:
This is sweet! I usually reserve my taunting for AIM, but this takes it to whole ‘nother level.
And the Tour de France has been brutal this year. Stuart O’Grady is fortunate to be alive.
July 19th, 2007 at 4:05 pm
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Brian says:
A couple years ago you could get Lee Corso to leave stupid voicemails on people’s phones via the game day site. This is better/raunchier
July 19th, 2007 at 4:18 pm
8
Wooderson says:
Orson, I call shenanigans on the “long early morning run.”
July 19th, 2007 at 4:25 pm
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Orson Swindle says:
Only on Saturdays, Wooderson. The rest of the week 6-8 a.m is spent glued to an RSS reader and mainlining coffee.
July 19th, 2007 at 4:32 pm
10
Out of Conference says:
Bitch won’t let spell use “Click-Clack” – tells me to wash my mouth out. Whore.
July 19th, 2007 at 4:41 pm
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Adam says:
I can’t even say Carpet Muncher…gay.
July 19th, 2007 at 4:43 pm
12
Holly says:
Who doesn’t like steak?
July 19th, 2007 at 5:15 pm
13
TattooedMess(iah) says:
I just sent one to a buddy of mine who goes to South Carolina saying “Jarvis says hi” with Gator logos all around it. He might cry himself to sleep tonight.
July 19th, 2007 at 5:21 pm
14
MCab says:
No Bacon Pants?
July 19th, 2007 at 5:54 pm
15
Holly says:
Shit. My bad.
July 19th, 2007 at 6:03 pm
16
J Diesel says:
Way to be searching for Harry Potter, you nerds.
July 19th, 2007 at 6:07 pm
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jebushchrist says:
I recommend you don’t watch the Tour after a long morning bike ride because you’ll feel like the biggest pussy in the world for being tired after a 12 mile ride through a park on a bike path
July 19th, 2007 at 6:23 pm
18
AIrish says:
I have to ask. Is this tiny cheerleader the same as the midget Kenny Irons has in his suitcase?
July 19th, 2007 at 9:57 pm
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wooderson says:
Ok, so a big fuck you goes out to my roomate.
He’s gone for 4 hours, so I decide to play NCAA 08 on my big screen. I get to half time, and he walks in
“We’re going to watch Big Love now, so shut off the xbox”
“Uh it’s halftime”
“You know I haven’t said anythign since you’ve bought this game”
“I got it tuesday. I played one game so far. shut up and go watch Tivo in your bedroom”
Jesus, I swear some people just cannot appreciate the fact that other people are willign to share the usage of their $2500 tv . And his girlfriend distracted me and as a result PSU scored a 48 yard TD…to close the gap to 30-7 with 2 mins left in the 4th. Bitch ruined my shutout
July 19th, 2007 at 11:10 pm
20
Dave says:
I had to look up what “big love” is
July 20th, 2007 at 1:05 am
21
Blue says:
How about this one for Dan Hawkins:
INTRAMURALS, BROTHER!!!!!!
July 20th, 2007 at 6:46 am
22
Orson Swindle says:
J Diesel has his eye you you, jabroni!
July 20th, 2007 at 6:50 am
23
Brian says:
Well played telling that spunk nugget to go watch TiVo.
Big Love is “an HBO television drama about a Utah Fundamentalist Mormon family that practices plural marriage.”
Erghh?
July 20th, 2007 at 8:32 am
24
Out of Conference says:
Wooderson – please describe more of this roomate’s girlfriend distraction thing. Embellish if you need to.
July 20th, 2007 at 8:48 am
25
Senor Pez says:
Interestingly enough, it rejected “Rudy Sucked.” The first time. Clicking “Send” again made the program wise up and realize that, yes, Rudy truly did suck, and bowed to my will.
*looks around EDSBS* Good to be back… almost that time of year.
July 20th, 2007 at 9:32 am
26
mlk says:
It blocks “douche” but will let you use it nearest non-union Mexican counterpart, “taint.”
July 20th, 2007 at 10:56 am
27
J says:
Too soon?
http://s195.photobucket.com/albums/z68/qwert1977/?action=view¤t=iutaunt.jpg
I feel dirty just having thought of that.
July 20th, 2007 at 3:48 pm
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Herringbone says:
27…
wow…dont really think words can do that any justice.
July 20th, 2007 at 5:29 pm
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Geaux Irish says:
#27….I feel worse for laughing at it. We have sick minds.
I think what got me was the cheerleader smiling while she cheered the taunt.
July 23rd, 2007 at 9:11 am