Comments on: DAILY AFFIRMATION: DAY 44

By: eric y

eric y — Sun, 29 Jul 2007 15:23:22 +0000

eric y
jay whitlow
whitlow prefers to poop in trash cans (with liners) and swears it is the preferred method for Kansas Jayhawks (jay hawks) fans.
jay whitlow
eric y

By: oc phil

oc phil — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 00:04:50 +0000

#39 The Pacific Amphitheater in Socal has hand washing stations that used to frequently serve double duty as urinals when the facility had a higher capacity and lower security than it does these days.

#33 http://thewizardofodds.blogspot.com/2007/01/sports-illustrated-prints-bunch-of.html

By: MCab

MCab — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 23:03:47 +0000

At Souther Miss’s Stadium, the hand washing places look very much like urinals. Every now and then, while washing my hands, someone will mistakenly whip it out in front and pee. Then they see me.

By: sb

sb — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 19:47:03 +0000

Nicely played, tOSU…”dropping bombs with…ease…”, nicely played.

By: Kenny

Kenny — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 19:21:50 +0000

tOSU,

How does one explain the rest of Columbus?

By: Anonymous IV

Anonymous IV — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 19:15:59 +0000

Just saw a girl on campus wearing an Ohio State t-shirt. My first reaction was that she was out of uniform since she did not have a cooler with her.

By: tOSUBuckeyes

tOSUBuckeyes — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 18:26:33 +0000

Every cooler I have ever shit in has been 1,000 times cleaner than any public bathroom at a sporting event, save the bathrooms in the sky boxes. Smoke on that bitches….while y’all are catching the clap from the public piss pot, I’m dropping bombs with the care-free ease of a toddler in diapers.

By: skinnyphatman

skinnyphatman — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 17:12:34 +0000

Deuce references are always funny. I swear I will never be mature enough (note not old enough, cause I am by far old enough already), not to giggle myself to a pants pissing state when jokes about going 2 are mentioned.

I have South Park, Mystery of the Urinal Deuce forever saved on my Tivo. Chocolate hotdog, fudge dragon, brown ragdoll… Comedy gold, I tell ya, gold!

By: Chris

Chris — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 17:06:19 +0000

#20:

Nope, not a fake picture. Friends of mine still in band were there and saw the drunk asshole take a shit in the chair and walk away. They lie sometimes (”nope, we weren’t having a party in the hotel last night, Director Chris Moore. And Dave’s hand TOTALLY didn’t go through the window” actually happened, btw) but not about poop in the band section.

By: Mr. Egger

Mr. Egger — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 16:58:14 +0000

Was yesterday really a Wednesday? Cause I never saw any moustaches. Now I’m sad.

By: Rob

Rob — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 16:41:30 +0000

Nobody eats corn on gameday anyway, we’re all about the Runzas and Valentino’s pizza.

mmmm Runza…

By: texgator

texgator — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 16:40:15 +0000

I thought there was a suspicious smell coming from the OSU tailgaters in Glendale. I don’t care how hard you party before the game, there is no need for 50 Styro-coolers stacked next to your SUV.

Then again, these are the fans who claim to have originated the classic tailgating pastime ‘Cornhole’

Google it.

By: Mike P.

Mike P. — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 16:29:30 +0000

Are you telling me there wasn’t one arrest of a SEC player carrying a .44 Magnum? Research, Orson. You may have missed a chance at comedic gold. Gun calibers of the SEC!

By: Out of Conference

Out of Conference — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 15:57:44 +0000

Regarding my allegations in #5 – I sincerely apologize to you, Reggie Ball, I didn’t mean to step on your toes. Thanks for clearing it up, Allahver Fist.

By: Supremo General Chow

Supremo General Chow — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 15:30:06 +0000

Nick Saban would LOVE to poop in a cooler,,,but he doesn’t have time for that sh*t!!! But he DOES WRITE all his best inspirational-motivational-bizspeak-management-speak-gobbledeegook on the Throne…but he can’t comment on that commentary at this particular moment in this particular moment in this particular dimension at this current time.