DAILY AFFIRMATION: DAY 44
It’s 44 days until it’s spring again. In the fall. Whatever. You know, you can’t grow spring (er, fall) flowers without a bit of fertilizer. Fortunately, we know just where to get some thanks to this user submission from Domer Guy.

In case you don’t get it, Ohio State fans allegedly poop in coolers, which we don’t think is anymore true of them than it is of any other fanbase. The only fanbase we see as having any fecal advantages of any sort are the Nebraska Cornhuskers, because all that corn will have you sprinting like Tommie Frazier for the nearest port-o-let.









1
sb says:
Leave it to Knawbraska to corner the market on tracers…
July 19th, 2007 at 8:25 am
2
Allahver Fist says:
It’s simply too hot to shit in the Swamp.
July 19th, 2007 at 8:33 am
3
JoesDeliGatorTail says:
#2- I shudder at the thought of it.
July 19th, 2007 at 8:39 am
4
Coop says:
It is only a matter of time before some play on Saban’s memorable recent words, such as, “In 23 days this shit will be the only thing you have time for.” becomes the daily affirmation, and rightfully so.
LSU-Miss State will be fun, yet only competitive for a quarter, but I long for the Meadowlands or Anaheim preseason games, which towards the end of those deals became about either two teams I didn’t care about or one Top 10 squad and somewhat of a sacrificial lamb.
Iowa and Kansas State? Carolina (NC) and Oklahoma? Bring it on!
July 19th, 2007 at 8:44 am
5
Out of Conference says:
If it’s not too hot in Hotlanta for a West by God fan to take a crap in the band section at Bobby Dodd, then it shouldn’t be too hot in Gainsville… just saying.
July 19th, 2007 at 8:44 am
6
Nick says:
Did I miss the Phil Steele Mustache Wednesday?
July 19th, 2007 at 8:45 am
7
Aerobab says:
Speaking of tOSU, poop coolers, etc…where has Subcom. Wayne been during the off season? Is he still doing ok? Anybody have any information?
July 19th, 2007 at 8:46 am
8
Brian says:
I’m more worried about the Styrofoam cooler than the poop, honestly. That poop will bio-degrade, the cooler…not so much.
July 19th, 2007 at 8:48 am
9
Orson Swindle says:
Aerobab–his phone’s disconnected. Again.
July 19th, 2007 at 8:52 am
10
Brewster Crew says:
It’s just so tough to believe that Subcom. Wayne’s phone was disconnected. Mainly because it would require him to get a phone.
Perhaps you should try calling Sub-Subcom. Randy.
July 19th, 2007 at 9:08 am
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Oops Pow Surprise says:
Back in ‘02, the Port-O-Lets, uh, “runnethed over” at the ISU-Iowa game. Ever gone looking for a cooler to take a beer dook in? Not fun.
July 19th, 2007 at 9:09 am
12
gerry dorsey says:
fuckin’ corn. why won’t you just submit to my digestive tract????
July 19th, 2007 at 9:12 am
13
Brewster Crew says:
Oops Pow Surprise, you make it too easy somedays. It’s only a matter of time until we annex that state and bring everything into a deeper state of mediocrity. Including poop containers.
July 19th, 2007 at 9:15 am
14
Doug says:
Is it any coincidence, then, that Ohio State finished #2 in the country last year? The NCG blowout really may just have been karmic payback for PoopGate ‘05.
July 19th, 2007 at 9:18 am
15
PW says:
can’t Subcom. Wayne just get online at the public library like a real tOSU fan?
July 19th, 2007 at 9:19 am
16
jakldawg says:
Coop: competitive? a whole quarter? really? (even the good State teams got pwn3d by LSU, and this year should be brutal. My liver aches just thinking about it)
July 19th, 2007 at 9:21 am
17
AllWhoYonder says:
Surely the SubCom still has internet. He needs to keep playing WoW.
July 19th, 2007 at 9:26 am
18
Oops Pow Surprise says:
Brewster Crew:
Beware. There are sleeper Hawkeye cells littered throughout your state as we speak. Any attempts to encroach on the sovereignty of Hawkeye Nation will be met with severe repercussions, including suicide bombing. Brother Drew Tate has taught us well in the art of self-destruction.
July 19th, 2007 at 9:31 am
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Coop says:
1. A WVa fan took a dump versus Tech in Atlanta? When did this happen, and when did they play in Atlanta?
2. The State student section used each other as urinals last season.
http://media.www.technicianonline.com/media/storage/paper848/news/2006/09/26/News/Overcrowding.Urine.Dampen.Football.Game-2307863.shtml
The Technician, the State student newspaper, entitled the article, “Overcrowding, URINE, dampen football game.”
July 19th, 2007 at 9:49 am
20
Allahver Fist says:
#19
I just realized he must be talking about the Gator Bowl in Jacksonville, FL last year. That turned out to be a fake doody pic to my knowledge.
If anyone’s baking a shit potato at GT, it would have been Reggie Ball.
July 19th, 2007 at 9:51 am
21
gtboo says:
The WfV fan dumping was at the Gator Bowl this past year, it’s on youtube.
July 19th, 2007 at 9:51 am
22
sb says:
Despite all the rhetoric, the use by OSU fans of a suitable container for excrement is a positive move…vastly different than leaving steaming piles on display in various public locales. I think.
And Allahver, as far as Swamp defecation…never void your bowels in a sauna…never.
July 19th, 2007 at 10:00 am
23
lanceharbor says:
@ Coop
The LSU vs. MSU game will only be competitive for one quarter. However, that quarter will be the fourth, not the first. As Jack Cristol (MSU radio announcer) said last year, “LSU has put in their 3rd string, now the game might be competitive.”
July 19th, 2007 at 10:00 am
24
Odell 51 says:
44-14
pooping in coolers
jacking off in the library
It’s all on the wheel. It always comes around. Keep talking tOSU fans. Keep talking.
July 19th, 2007 at 10:14 am
25
NDTom says:
I hear Subcom. Wayne’s guild has been absolutely tearing it up in the WoW expansion. they’re easily the 20th best guild on the server right now.
July 19th, 2007 at 10:23 am
26
PW says:
That guy was spanking it to the clip of Herbstreit’s run against Minnesota. Either that or the ensuing endzone celebration.
July 19th, 2007 at 10:24 am
27
Supremo General Chow says:
Nick Saban would LOVE to poop in a cooler,,,but he doesn’t have time for that sh*t!!! But he DOES WRITE all his best inspirational-motivational-bizspeak-management-speak-gobbledeegook on the Throne…but he can’t comment on that commentary at this particular moment in this particular moment in this particular dimension at this current time.
July 19th, 2007 at 10:30 am
28
Out of Conference says:
Regarding my allegations in #5 – I sincerely apologize to you, Reggie Ball, I didn’t mean to step on your toes. Thanks for clearing it up, Allahver Fist.
July 19th, 2007 at 10:57 am
29
Mike P. says:
Are you telling me there wasn’t one arrest of a SEC player carrying a .44 Magnum? Research, Orson. You may have missed a chance at comedic gold. Gun calibers of the SEC!
July 19th, 2007 at 11:29 am
30
texgator says:
I thought there was a suspicious smell coming from the OSU tailgaters in Glendale. I don’t care how hard you party before the game, there is no need for 50 Styro-coolers stacked next to your SUV.
Then again, these are the fans who claim to have originated the classic tailgating pastime ‘Cornhole’
Google it.
July 19th, 2007 at 11:40 am
31
Rob says:
Nobody eats corn on gameday anyway, we’re all about the Runzas and Valentino’s pizza.
mmmm Runza…
July 19th, 2007 at 11:41 am
32
Mr. Egger says:
Was yesterday really a Wednesday? Cause I never saw any moustaches. Now I’m sad.
July 19th, 2007 at 11:58 am
33
Chris says:
#20:
Nope, not a fake picture. Friends of mine still in band were there and saw the drunk asshole take a shit in the chair and walk away. They lie sometimes (”nope, we weren’t having a party in the hotel last night, Director Chris Moore. And Dave’s hand TOTALLY didn’t go through the window” actually happened, btw) but not about poop in the band section.
July 19th, 2007 at 12:06 pm
34
skinnyphatman says:
Deuce references are always funny. I swear I will never be mature enough (note not old enough, cause I am by far old enough already), not to giggle myself to a pants pissing state when jokes about going 2 are mentioned.
I have South Park, Mystery of the Urinal Deuce forever saved on my Tivo. Chocolate hotdog, fudge dragon, brown ragdoll… Comedy gold, I tell ya, gold!
July 19th, 2007 at 12:12 pm
35
tOSUBuckeyes says:
Every cooler I have ever shit in has been 1,000 times cleaner than any public bathroom at a sporting event, save the bathrooms in the sky boxes. Smoke on that bitches….while y’all are catching the clap from the public piss pot, I’m dropping bombs with the care-free ease of a toddler in diapers.
July 19th, 2007 at 1:26 pm
36
Anonymous IV says:
Just saw a girl on campus wearing an Ohio State t-shirt. My first reaction was that she was out of uniform since she did not have a cooler with her.
July 19th, 2007 at 2:15 pm
37
Kenny says:
tOSU,
How does one explain the rest of Columbus?
July 19th, 2007 at 2:21 pm
38
sb says:
Nicely played, tOSU…”dropping bombs with…ease…”, nicely played.
July 19th, 2007 at 2:47 pm
39
MCab says:
At Souther Miss’s Stadium, the hand washing places look very much like urinals. Every now and then, while washing my hands, someone will mistakenly whip it out in front and pee. Then they see me.
July 19th, 2007 at 6:03 pm
40
oc phil says:
#39 The Pacific Amphitheater in Socal has hand washing stations that used to frequently serve double duty as urinals when the facility had a higher capacity and lower security than it does these days.
#33 http://thewizardofodds.blogspot.com/2007/01/sports-illustrated-prints-bunch-of.html
July 19th, 2007 at 7:04 pm
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eric y says:
eric y
jay whitlow
whitlow prefers to poop in trash cans (with liners) and swears it is the preferred method for Kansas Jayhawks (jay hawks) fans.
jay whitlow
eric y
July 29th, 2007 at 10:23 am