DAILY AFFIRMATION: DAY 44

Leave it to Knawbraska to corner the market on tracers…

It’s simply too hot to shit in the Swamp.

1. I shudder at the thought of it.

It is only a matter of time before some play on Saban’s memorable recent words, such as, “In 23 days this shit will be the only thing you have time for.” becomes the daily affirmation, and rightfully so.

LSU-Miss State will be fun, yet only competitive for a quarter, but I long for the Meadowlands or Anaheim preseason games, which towards the end of those deals became about either two teams I didn’t care about or one Top 10 squad and somewhat of a sacrificial lamb.

Iowa and Kansas State? Carolina (NC) and Oklahoma? Bring it on!

If it’s not too hot in Hotlanta for a West by God fan to take a crap in the band section at Bobby Dodd, then it shouldn’t be too hot in Gainsville… just saying.

Did I miss the Phil Steele Mustache Wednesday?

Speaking of tOSU, poop coolers, etc…where has Subcom. Wayne been during the off season? Is he still doing ok? Anybody have any information?

I’m more worried about the Styrofoam cooler than the poop, honestly. That poop will bio-degrade, the cooler…not so much.

Aerobab—his phone’s disconnected. Again.

It’s just so tough to believe that Subcom. Wayne’s phone was disconnected. Mainly because it would require him to get a phone.

Perhaps you should try calling Sub-Subcom. Randy.

Back in ’02, the Port-O-Lets, uh, “runnethed over” at the ISU-Iowa game. Ever gone looking for a cooler to take a beer dook in? Not fun.

fuckin’ corn. why won’t you just submit to my digestive tract????

Oops Pow Surprise, you make it too easy somedays. It’s only a matter of time until we annex that state and bring everything into a deeper state of mediocrity. Including poop containers.

Is it any coincidence, then, that Ohio State finished #2 in the country last year? The NCG blowout really may just have been karmic payback for PoopGate ’05.

can’t Subcom. Wayne just get online at the public library like a real tOSU fan?

Coop: competitive? a whole quarter? really? (even the good State teams got pwn3d by LSU, and this year should be brutal. My liver aches just thinking about it)

Surely the SubCom still has internet. He needs to keep playing WoW.

Brewster Crew:

Beware. There are sleeper Hawkeye cells littered throughout your state as we speak. Any attempts to encroach on the sovereignty of Hawkeye Nation will be met with severe repercussions, including suicide bombing. Brother Drew Tate has taught us well in the art of self-destruction.

1. A WVa fan took a dump versus Tech in Atlanta? When did this happen, and when did they play in Atlanta?

2. The State student section used each other as urinals last season.

http://media.www.technicianonline.com/media/storage/paper848/news/2006/09/26/News/Overcrowding.Urine.Dampen.Football.Game-2307863.shtml

The Technician, the State student newspaper, entitled the article, “Overcrowding, URINE, dampen football game.”

#19
I just realized he must be talking about the Gator Bowl in Jacksonville, FL last year. That turned out to be a fake doody pic to my knowledge.

If anyone’s baking a shit potato at GT, it would have been Reggie Ball.

The WfV fan dumping was at the Gator Bowl this past year, it’s on youtube.

Despite all the rhetoric, the use by OSU fans of a suitable container for excrement is a positive move…vastly different than leaving steaming piles on display in various public locales. I think.

And Allahver, as far as Swamp defecation…never void your bowels in a sauna…never.

@ Coop

The LSU vs. MSU game will only be competitive for one quarter. However, that quarter will be the fourth, not the first. As Jack Cristol (MSU radio announcer) said last year, “LSU has put in their 3rd string, now the game might be competitive.”

44-14
pooping in coolers
jacking off in the library

It’s all on the wheel. It always comes around. Keep talking tOSU fans. Keep talking.

I hear Subcom. Wayne’s guild has been absolutely tearing it up in the WoW expansion. they’re easily the 20th best guild on the server right now.

That guy was spanking it to the clip of Herbstreit’s run against Minnesota. Either that or the ensuing endzone celebration.

Nick Saban would LOVE to poop in a cooler,,,but he doesn’t have time for that sh*t!!! But he DOES WRITE all his best inspirational-motivational-bizspeak-management-speak-gobbledeegook on the Throne…but he can’t comment on that commentary at this particular moment in this particular moment in this particular dimension at this current time.

Regarding my allegations in #5 – I sincerely apologize to you, Reggie Ball, I didn’t mean to step on your toes. Thanks for clearing it up, Allahver Fist.

Are you telling me there wasn’t one arrest of a SEC player carrying a .44 Magnum? Research, Orson. You may have missed a chance at comedic gold. Gun calibers of the SEC!

I thought there was a suspicious smell coming from the OSU tailgaters in Glendale. I don’t care how hard you party before the game, there is no need for 50 Styro-coolers stacked next to your SUV.

Then again, these are the fans who claim to have originated the classic tailgating pastime ‘Cornhole’

Google it.

Nobody eats corn on gameday anyway, we’re all about the Runzas and Valentino’s pizza.

mmmm Runza…

Was yesterday really a Wednesday? Cause I never saw any moustaches. Now I’m sad.

#20:

Nope, not a fake picture. Friends of mine still in band were there and saw the drunk asshole take a shit in the chair and walk away. They lie sometimes (“nope, we weren’t having a party in the hotel last night, Director Chris Moore. And Dave’s hand TOTALLY didn’t go through the window” actually happened, btw) but not about poop in the band section.

Deuce references are always funny. I swear I will never be mature enough (note not old enough, cause I am by far old enough already), not to giggle myself to a pants pissing state when jokes about going 2 are mentioned.

I have South Park, Mystery of the Urinal Deuce forever saved on my Tivo. Chocolate hotdog, fudge dragon, brown ragdoll… Comedy gold, I tell ya, gold!

Every cooler I have ever shit in has been 1,000 times cleaner than any public bathroom at a sporting event, save the bathrooms in the sky boxes. Smoke on that bitches….while y’all are catching the clap from the public piss pot, I’m dropping bombs with the care-free ease of a toddler in diapers.

Just saw a girl on campus wearing an Ohio State t-shirt. My first reaction was that she was out of uniform since she did not have a cooler with her.

tOSU,

How does one explain the rest of Columbus?

Nicely played, tOSU…“dropping bombs with…ease…”, nicely played.

At Souther Miss’s Stadium, the hand washing places look very much like urinals. Every now and then, while washing my hands, someone will mistakenly whip it out in front and pee. Then they see me.

1. The Pacific Amphitheater in Socal has hand washing stations that used to frequently serve double duty as urinals when the facility had a higher capacity and lower security than it does these days.

1. http://thewizardofodds.blogspot.com/2007/01/sports-illustrated-prints-bunch-of.html

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