It’s 44 days until it’s spring again. In the fall. Whatever. You know, you can’t grow spring (er, fall) flowers without a bit of fertilizer. Fortunately, we know just where to get some thanks to this user submission from Domer Guy.

In case you don’t get it, Ohio State fans allegedly poop in coolers, which we don’t think is anymore true of them than it is of any other fanbase. The only fanbase we see as having any fecal advantages of any sort are the Nebraska Cornhuskers, because all that corn will have you sprinting like Tommie Frazier for the nearest port-o-let.