Blogtoberfest! Because if you’re gonna have a crappy sportsblog, you gotta linkwhore.

Minnesota boots off all four players involved in the group sex episode that ended with criminal sexual conduct charges for Dominic Jones. Bruce Ciskie, expert on all football where bratwurst and frostbite could be involved, says the move is YAY student conduct/integrity/program standards, BOO for Minnesota’s already hamstrung defense.

We’re still wondering why it isn’t just a little bit gay to plow a woman with two to three other guys in the room.

We’ve held off on noting the departure of Danny Nutt from the staff at Arkansas, mostly because we didn’t want to fan the flames of Las Cronicas in a case of severe illness in the family member of a coach. Nutt is leaving the staff due to a recurrence of bleeding from his brain stem. If that isn’t serious to you, congratulations, Hrothgar: you are now the leader of our pain-scorning Viking raider squad.

Replacing him at the RB coach spot will be Tim Horton, who does this thing as a side gig when he’s not dominating the world of Canadian donut sales.


What do I bring to the job? Enthusiasm, skill, and delectable frosting.

Tony Barnhardt falls victim to pre-season glazomania by making his list of the SEC’s top new assistants, placing Bama’s new OC and Texas folk hero Major Applewhite at the top of the list.

Trev got a hold of a copy of NCAA 2008, and he says it’s hobo-tastic! Someone take the copy of John Hodgeman’s The Areas Of My Expertise away from him before we find him dead of suffocation in a rail car south of Bakersfield.

The Big Lead has discovered along with a Rivals.com everyone else, that youth, a bloodstream full of naturally occurring human growth hormone, and a good diet backed up by an upper-middle class upbringing makes people attractive.