LIGHT POSTING THIS A.M., SADLY UN-NCAA ‘08 RELATED.
Real life intrudes. We’ve got to lose this “day-job” thing. Back around noonish.
In the meantime, content yourselves with the fantasies running through our head while we talk about those essential TPS reports.









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BurritoBrosShits says:
Orson, this is definitely one of the best quotes out of the message board last night:
“NicoRBR: This is my first time listening…i like how much the word “fuck” is used on this show”
Excelsior!!!! When the podcast comes out I think I have to find a way to slow the playback down to get the full effect.
July 18th, 2007 at 9:31 am
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DevilGrad says:
Orson, we hear you’ve been missing work a lot lately.
July 18th, 2007 at 9:39 am
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TX_FL says:
I wouldn’t say that he’s been missing it, DG
July 18th, 2007 at 9:43 am
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Jonathan says:
Does anyone else wonder what Orson does? I am thinking something along the lines of government analyst identifying alien intrusions (hence the sudden bursts of activity)…
July 18th, 2007 at 9:49 am
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Matt says:
Wait….you have a real job? I thought you somehow got by just doing this shit.
July 18th, 2007 at 9:56 am
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Brian says:
Nah something to do with writing policy reports and or analysis is my guess. Something public sector-ish or at least catering to it. Writing case studies and otherwise creating documents. That’s my guess. Oh and decorating erotic cakes part time.
July 18th, 2007 at 9:56 am
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Wooderson says:
Has everyone recovered from their Steele-gasms?
July 18th, 2007 at 9:58 am
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Matt says:
Orson lives in Atlanta. This happens to be where the CDC is. I bet he does something relating to herpes….either receiving or giving it most likely.
July 18th, 2007 at 10:00 am
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Brewster Crew says:
Wooderson–no. I’ve got a stack of TPS reports to deal with today, and I just don’t think it’s going to happen. I’ve tried nearly everything to get my brain working again.
July 18th, 2007 at 10:05 am
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CK says:
is there any way to get a transcript from the Steele interview? was unable to listen in……highlights are also requested….
July 18th, 2007 at 10:21 am
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Herb says:
Technology related, definitely. No technical skills you say? Project managers need no such skills (or any skills really). At least if they work in one of the completely unproductive divisions that exist in every mammoth corporation. It’s like getting corporate sponsorship for your blog, Fight Club style.
July 18th, 2007 at 10:24 am
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Herb says:
In regards to the YouTube clip, here’s a 7 min. instructional video on the new auto-motion function featuring U Florida TIMMAY Tebow throughout.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YeurBUEAVIE
July 18th, 2007 at 10:25 am
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PW says:
Is Orson talking to the Bobs this morning? I can’t believe he told those fudgepackers he liked Michael Bolton’s music (”fudgecrackers” on E’s edited version– they also used “federal pound me into ash prison”).
July 18th, 2007 at 10:34 am
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SlickBomb says:
Where is that “Siren” sound byte come from? I want to listen to it all day.
July 18th, 2007 at 10:36 am
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BDoc says:
CK, you can listen to a rebroadcast of the show for the next week until next Tuesday’s installment. Just click on the Now Live box a couple of posts below.
I was going to say vodka distiller, but that would be more like a “dream” job not a “day” job
July 18th, 2007 at 10:40 am
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drogue says:
Damn, I sure with there was a FC Masters Division. How many points would the Vick thing be worth now that Federal indictments have been handed down. He might take Illinois all by himself.
July 18th, 2007 at 10:55 am
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DevilGrad says:
Re #12: Why should I change my name? He’s the one who sucks!
July 18th, 2007 at 11:11 am
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Wooderson says:
By the way, I spent an hour perfecting the boise state statue of liberty last night. I just want to let you all knwo know that that is the play I plan on using to win the EDSBS league.
July 18th, 2007 at 11:14 am
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Rusty Shackleford says:
ie #9
You can also dowload the broadcasts from iTunes through their podcasts section. Here is the link: http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=257193276&s=143441&i=17461190
July 18th, 2007 at 11:14 am
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Halleck T. says:
I’m not sure I’ll make it if I don’t get a daily affirmation. And with the teeming lawyer population around EDSDS (to which I’ll sadly add myself soon), is there any question that Orson is part of Pac Man “Chutzpah”Jones, and now Michael “Ookie” Vick’s legal defense teams?
July 18th, 2007 at 11:17 am
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rusty says:
For those following Las Chronicas Locas, any details on Nutt’s RB coach brother and a brain stem gone haywire? The blurb in the Trib today was pitifully small.
July 18th, 2007 at 11:31 am
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Out of Conference says:
Recurring bleeding from his brain stem is what the Greenville Snooze article said. Sounds like cranial meltdown after Nutt asked him to review all FOI’ed text messages to see if there was anything in there that shouldn’t have been released. Either that or cranial meltdown after running the Wildcat on ‘08 too much.
July 18th, 2007 at 11:54 am
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Beatuofa says:
Here’s a question for the blogosphere — more mysterious, Orson Swindle or The Big Lead? Hell, even TCOAN’s real name slipped out once, but I’ve never heard jack about either of those 2.
July 18th, 2007 at 1:08 pm
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PSUgirl says:
TPS reports my foot. He’s just going down to the corner Barnes and Noble to set up his inflatable Gators chair and folding table (decorated with Princess Leia action figures and cans of Fresca) so to be first in line to get his pre-ordered copy of HPatDH -
July 18th, 2007 at 1:57 pm
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Will says:
In re: Danny Nutt-
He’s had the problem before; it quite nearly killed him, and it severely affected his ability to travel, as flying was long considered a serious risk.
No one is terribly surprised that this has recurred. Its a danged shame, too, as Arkansas has the best stable of RBs in all of college football right now.
July 18th, 2007 at 2:53 pm