D-MAC’S RIDE MAKES THE HATERS COME OUT
Darren McFadden is Humanity Advanced, so we are not surprised to find the Arkansas Razorback RB demands that his automobile reflect the dedication of someone bound and determined to stretch the limits of engineering.
Or failing that, at least McFadden will squeeze every ounce of recoverable pimp juice from the humble frame of what appears to be a Ford Taurus. Correction: commenters leaning towards Crown Vic, which is even better.
Presenting: Midsize American Sedan-ity Advanced. (HT: Stephen)
I will be paying for a new vanity plate in excess bicep muscle, sir.
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DC Trojan says:
you can take down your kids through embarrassment and shame when you pick them up after school.
Mi daughters are 5 and 2 1/2. They don’t know from shame. In fact, the 5 year old has been lobbying for a Crown Vic since we rented on in Michigan 2 years ago.
a nice first vehicle for a daughter who’s starting to get out of line.
Yeah, because what every 16 year old girl needs is her own Mystery Machine with a mattress in the back. If they want to get laid in a car they can find a boy with a pickup or something.
Do you get a sweet “World’s best dad” long sleeve T when you buy a ride like that?
No, but my wife – who really wanted a Mini Cooper S 5 years ago but got knocked up instead – gets a “this is the price of breeding in the burbs” shirt. On the plus side, I get rid of my POS ‘96 Audi, and inherit the extra hott Saab wagon from the missus… which is actually an improvement, even though I don’t like driving automatics.
my brother returned from a year in Iraq to find that his wife had traded in his Blazer for a Ford Windstar
That’s cold in degrees Kelvin, PW.
July 19th, 2007 at 10:27 am
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Orson Swindle says:
my brother returned from a year in Iraq to find that his wife had traded in his Blazer for a Ford Windstar
Someone alert Hannity!
July 19th, 2007 at 10:35 am
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MODEVIL says:
Butch DeConcini: Tony Soprano, obviously. Plus Silvio Dante, and we think, Bobby Baccilieri.
Ray-Ray: That mortadell’s number three? He used to be Junior Soprano’s driver.
Albie Cianflone: And you used to sell laser printers out the back o’ your Crown Vic.
July 19th, 2007 at 10:55 am
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PigPenner says:
DMac owned that car in highschool. He has been pimping it up for years. The pictures you see above are the latest upgrades.
July 19th, 2007 at 11:25 am
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Stacy Keibler Luvs Me says:
Invisible Dept:
When a man drives a mini-van he automatically becomes invisible to all attractive females, especially the younger ones.
Recommendation: If you need one of those things, get an old fashion van! Tough to park, but at least you don’t look like you have given up 100% of your manhood to the missus and tykes.
July 19th, 2007 at 11:43 am
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Papa Lou BSU says:
#85 and #86: There’s also the possibility that he paid for it with these new-fangled devices called “credit cards,” which are handed out like flyers to a kegger on pretty much every college campus in the U.S.
And yes, a college student could most certainly obtain a five-figure line of credit. In fact, the credit card companies count on it, and it’s why they target the college market so aggressively.
It’s not unheard of for an everyday college undergrad to rack up 40 to 50 grand in credit card debt by the time they graduate these days.
July 19th, 2007 at 11:57 am
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Boclive says:
I wouldn’t think a scholarshiped athlete getting books, tuition, fees, room and board would qualify for a Pell Grant.
I swear I don’t know what would stop a player like DMAC from taking out large student loans no matter what the interest rate happened to be.
July 19th, 2007 at 12:47 pm
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drogue says:
Presenting: Midsize American Sedan-ity Advanced
Classic, O
July 19th, 2007 at 1:08 pm
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MCab says:
#104 – Only if you consider ex-cons and fugitives “manly.” Esp if it’s a van with the blinds.
July 19th, 2007 at 1:42 pm
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dan says:
who the hell even makes a lift kit for a g-damn crown vic??? wtf
July 19th, 2007 at 2:04 pm
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Stacy Keibler Luvs Me says:
#108: MCab: I googled custom van vehicle, and check out the pictures of these extreme vans made by the Japanese. Amazing.
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.pinktentacle.com/images/vanning_1.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.pinktentacle.com/2007/05/extreme-japanese-custom-vans/&h=303&w=468&sz=39&hl=en&start=2&um=1&tbnid=7KXYAbxglTMe9M:&tbnh=83&tbnw=128&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dvans%2Bvehicles%2Bcustom%26svnum%3D10%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official%26sa%3DG
July 19th, 2007 at 2:30 pm
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Step Right Up says:
Post #100 “Some fan you are. You’re the type to say “F*ck ‘em” as soon as he is injured”
I say I don’t care what type of car he drives as long as he can perform on the field and from that you take that I don’t think he’s a “real” person and that I’m not a fan and would say something as rude as F ‘em if he gets injured. I can’t believe that my not caring what he drives touched that big of a nerve. Jeesh!
July 19th, 2007 at 2:35 pm
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MCab says:
#108, you know those bastards transform.
July 19th, 2007 at 2:42 pm
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FUCKTHEBITCHAZZ HAWGZ says:
THAT SHIT IZ UGLY, MY CHEVY IMPALA WILL RUN THAT SHIT…THATS NOT A DONK EITHER, MY 73 IMPALA IS! 454 BIG BLOCK BITCH AZZ CRACKAZ! AND FUCK WHO EVA THE FUCK DONT LIKE IT BITCH I GOT MONEY PUSSY ASS BITCHES…LOL
July 19th, 2007 at 2:49 pm
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drogue says:
Well, that pretty much sums it up.
July 19th, 2007 at 3:06 pm
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Out of Conference says:
I wonder if the Auburn Needham Hexinator consider his mount, a donk?
July 19th, 2007 at 3:21 pm
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Jon says:
I’d say to cut the wheel wells out, but I think those wheels are just too big
July 19th, 2007 at 4:12 pm
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Brian says:
#110 – That’s what the lingering effects of a couple generations of nuclear fallout induced genetic mutations will do to your brain: Make you crave cyber-futuristic-bukakke wagons.
July 19th, 2007 at 4:45 pm
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Holly says:
Hey 113, you got a girlfriend?
July 19th, 2007 at 5:03 pm
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Flop says:
Is it too late to ask No. 23 if that guy drove a pimped-out K-car?
July 19th, 2007 at 5:27 pm
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Joe says:
Car is a early nintys crown vic. The lift kit is usually done by taking parts from trucks and truck lift kits from junk yards as the crown vic and the ranger share a similar front end design. The wheels are 24’s as anything larger is near impossible to find and significantly more expensive (I should know I work at Discount Tire). The entire package depending on the price of the car is around 11k. And as far as being stable and driveable, the car will ride like shit but there isnt much of a danger of a rollover due to the low profile tires which reduce body roll and most importantly the car is just do damn slow with those wheels.
July 19th, 2007 at 5:28 pm
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VOLPIMP says:
Definitely a Crown, if the boosters woulda bought Mustain a whip like that he would still be in Fville.
July 19th, 2007 at 5:28 pm
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tom says:
Wow! A custom douchemobile!
July 19th, 2007 at 5:55 pm
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MCab says:
If that car could take, it would probably say “I used to chase gangsters. Now . . . .”
July 19th, 2007 at 5:58 pm
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jedi says:
RE
TARD
ED
July 19th, 2007 at 6:21 pm
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Guy says:
Does he actually feel like a man driving that around? It’s so terrible – it could be a clown car. Has anyone told him it’s a total laughingstock?
July 19th, 2007 at 6:41 pm
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edukated says:
Thanks… you just sent black people back another 20 years with that crap.
It’s ridiculous charactures like this bozo that keeps us down in peoples minds.
July 19th, 2007 at 7:34 pm
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Abe says:
Why are people saying the lift kit is $10,000 when a trucks only goes for 2,500 for 12″? Can someone explain that?
July 19th, 2007 at 8:30 pm
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dixiehog says:
I want DMac to pimp my Neon!!!!!!!!
July 19th, 2007 at 10:45 pm
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Darqnes says:
For Real what can ya do with my 84 Benz turbo Diesel? Give me a call Darren
July 19th, 2007 at 11:33 pm
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Brandon says:
if he drives like he runs the ball…he will be pulled over everyday… lol cuz he got game out on the field
July 19th, 2007 at 11:57 pm
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Ryan says:
In milwaukee, we pull things like this over and tow them to the impound lot. Living in excess does not equal being cool. der.
July 20th, 2007 at 4:59 am
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jluke says:
That is in Fayetteville at the carwash next to the infamous Tace Hell. That is how D-mac can run through or defenders so well, he got the “shats.”
July 20th, 2007 at 5:58 am
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hater says:
If he went to USC he would be driven a vet wit 25. Look at em spin beyatch.
July 20th, 2007 at 9:53 am
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Huh? says:
Does anyone wonder how a kid in college affords to have a ride like that?
July 20th, 2007 at 10:25 am
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Chad says:
Dumb ass Arkansas trend I see, well I guess it holds up to Arkansas’ reputation.
July 20th, 2007 at 1:08 pm
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drogue says:
All things being relative; USC vs. UA, that’s a reasonable ride for Fayetteville.
July 20th, 2007 at 1:33 pm
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Mr O says:
i’m not sure why its so special…. i see this all the time everyday. approximately 69% of black people in hattiesburg, mississippi have crown vics, caddies, suvs, or caprices with waaay bigger rims than that. what is that like 24’s?? maybe 26’s??? thats nothing man. come down here and see the ‘tonka’ caprice. or the ’skittles’ crown vic. lamer.
July 20th, 2007 at 3:18 pm
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AC says:
That is stupid. I do not see the appeal in that car at all. Some “pimped” cars are pretty nice. That car looks ridiculous.
July 20th, 2007 at 3:34 pm
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Dave says:
I doubt that he will suffer a roll-over but no one ever takes into account that you have to upgrade a cars brakes for bigger rims like that. I predict that if he has an accident it’ll be from not enough brake force to stop that crown vic from plowing into the car infront of him. Wear your seat belt so you dont mess up you grill in that rear end. lol
Now for my ambiguosly racist comment, “Who knew that you could buy rims with food stamps”
July 20th, 2007 at 3:40 pm
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George Edmonds III says:
Black people arent supposed to drive redneck cars!
July 20th, 2007 at 4:39 pm
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dixiehog says:
I think it is black folks shouldn’t drive wetbacks cars but I left my redneck guide to yankee bigots in the truck. I could be wrong.
July 20th, 2007 at 9:37 pm
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MattD says:
The car kinda reminds me of DMAC, and it does make the Haters come out. I wish I had a mini van, maybe even a DC Trojan Jersey. I sure wish I could tell everyone I was married, and slept with one woman. Maybe then I would be cool, and I wouldn’t like the car.
But Damn, Rollin around Santa Barbara in my Beamer, sleeping with multiple women, and Loving DMAC, his “Big Rims” and Arkansas Football, sure makes me look like a loser. Maybe I should transfer like Mitch, but then I really would be a “LOSER”.
I guess the car really does bring out the hater,,,,,, even in me.
July 21st, 2007 at 6:14 pm
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hoytsta says:
well, at least now he can shoot into 2nd story windows when doing a drive-by.
July 22nd, 2007 at 12:58 am
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Chappy S says:
Bitchin’ Corolla!
July 22nd, 2007 at 9:07 am
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Michael says:
Candidate for a bon-fire is more like it.
July 23rd, 2007 at 8:35 am
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J says:
I seen his car in ft. smith. I didn’t know it was D-Mac’s until my cousin told me later that day that he had a donk. Marcus Monk’s car was there too. Not too sure but I think Monk had a Chrysler on 26’s too with a lift kit. It had a hawg painted on the passenger side fender, with the number 85 on it. Pretty bad ass.
July 23rd, 2007 at 9:30 am
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Mike says:
I think Marcus Monk has one exactly like it. I have seen two….
July 23rd, 2007 at 1:28 pm
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paulwesterdawg says:
I have more confidence that Arkansas isn’t cheating after these pics than I did before.
Creative financing is readily available to any college athlete at any school. That’s not even illegal.
He’s driving a hooptie with a lift kit and rims. Big deal.
July 23rd, 2007 at 3:42 pm
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Mike Dubos says:
LSU RULES!!!!! Will destroy Arkansas AGAIN!
July 23rd, 2007 at 4:23 pm