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D-MAC'S RIDE MAKES THE HATERS COME OUT

Darren McFadden is Humanity Advanced, so we are not surprised to find the Arkansas Razorback RB demands that his automobile reflect the dedication of someone bound and determined to stretch the limits of engineering.

Or failing that, at least McFadden will squeeze every ounce of recoverable pimp juice from the humble frame of what appears to be a Ford Taurus. Correction: commenters leaning towards Crown Vic, which is even better.

Presenting: Midsize American Sedan-ity Advanced. (HT: Stephen)


I will be paying for a new vanity plate in excess bicep muscle, sir.

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by Rob on Jul 18, 2007 4:03 PM EDT reply actions  

The Razorback magnet makes it art. Without that touch, we might not know who he was.
Nice.

by jebushchrist on Jul 18, 2007 4:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Taurus?

Come on man. That’s a straight-up Crown Vic.

by Jason on Jul 18, 2007 4:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Looks more like a Ford Crown Victoria. Not positive though. Still, tell me that these supposedly poor college football players aren’t receiving kick backs if they are driving around shit like this. Maybe this is what caused the Razorbacks RB coach to have his brain stem start bleeding again and force him to quit.

by Andy on Jul 18, 2007 4:04 PM EDT reply actions  

That’s no taurus, sir, that’s a pimped crown vic.

by ramblin' on Jul 18, 2007 4:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah that’s a Crown Vic, but +1 to you for not knowing the difference, you Jaguar-driving software engineer you.

by PW on Jul 18, 2007 4:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Why are these pictures listed as being taken in 1999? Bad date setting on the photgraphers part, or has really been there that long?

by CaptStu on Jul 18, 2007 4:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Yup, it’s a Crown Victoria, ‘95-’97 vintage.

I’m gonna need confirmation on the rims — are those 24"s?

by Doug on Jul 18, 2007 4:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Now I know dates on cameras are usually off, but 8 years off? According to the picture date, it was taken back in April of 99. D Mac was huge for being 12 or 13, heh.

by Andy on Jul 18, 2007 4:11 PM EDT reply actions  

I thought they were 22"s but why was the picture taken in ’99? Is D-Mac in med school?

by jebushchrist on Jul 18, 2007 4:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Saw it driving down 6th street last week. No words, should have sent a poet.

by Port City Gangsta on Jul 18, 2007 4:12 PM EDT reply actions  

The driver in the 3rd picture looks a bit, how do you say, caucasian.

by PW on Jul 18, 2007 4:14 PM EDT reply actions  

It’s an early 90s Crown Vic. You can get a clean one for under $5000 even in the DC area, which would leave plenty of budget for a respray, lift set, 30 inch rims (at least!), and a sound system.

Presumably the university will pick up the medical fees when physics bites his ass while he’s going round a corner too fast.

by DC Trojan on Jul 18, 2007 4:15 PM EDT reply actions  

The SEC West: pray for high winds in Fayetteville.

by Orson Swindle on Jul 18, 2007 4:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Could be a bogus date. Not sure if they made rims like that in ’99.

by drogue on Jul 18, 2007 4:16 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m no mechanic, but I don’t think those wheels fit on the car.

by Matt on Jul 18, 2007 4:16 PM EDT reply actions  

For you educated individuals, those pictures are precisely the reason the term “tump” is used in the South and may be in the 08 Webster’s dictionary. As in, “Ohhhhh SNAP, that dude’s shit just tumped over.”

On another note, physics coupled with geometry say that will not work long.

by King Harvest on Jul 18, 2007 4:17 PM EDT reply actions  

that is f’n ugly. but if that car was blue, with a gator magnet, and RUN-DMC was playing for the orange and blue, I’d be singing it’s praises.

by omar on Jul 18, 2007 4:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Re: picture #3 – What? Your school doesn’t provide chauffeurs for DBs?

Actually, the Crown Vic and chauffeur were a good choice; the other option was a moped.

by SunDawg on Jul 18, 2007 4:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Glorious.

by Jerkwheat on Jul 18, 2007 4:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Who’s the whitey cracker driving D-Mac’s ride like a granny with his hands at 10 and 2??

by tOSUBuckeyes on Jul 18, 2007 4:26 PM EDT reply actions  

DC,

A clean one? What does that mean? You mean a Crown Vic in which someone was not caught, “ridin’ dirrrty?”

What the hell does that mean, and how is that song popular?

by Coop on Jul 18, 2007 4:26 PM EDT reply actions  

bama had a linebacker in the late 90’s name aries monroe who cruised t-town in a crown vic almost exactly like that. not sure if 22’s had really hit the market at that point yet, but he had some crazy fucking exhaust system that you could hear him way before you saw him. maybe d-mac bought if off aries??

by gerry dorsey on Jul 18, 2007 4:26 PM EDT reply actions  

well from www.car-rims.com, those look like akuza bounce chrome 292s, and a set of four cost $1330. then you have the suspension costs of raising the car to sit on that thing. A ford crown vic isn’t light, and a suspension to hold that up will be costly. Then he probably has some expensive tires. you are looking at a substantial amount of money put into that car DC. the 5k you say that car can be picked up for is probably low cost for the rest of the upgrades.

by Andy on Jul 18, 2007 4:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Are those jorts? But it’s dark denim, which is more gangsta and less disney.

by (Not Bama) Buck on Jul 18, 2007 4:27 PM EDT reply actions  

“The driver in the 3rd picture looks a bit, how do you say, caucasian.

Comment by PW — July 18, 2007 @ 3:14 pm"

as well as the guy in the 4th picture

/hope everyone else is getting the viagra ad not just me

by Uncle Brian on Jul 18, 2007 4:28 PM EDT reply actions  

What a delightful blend of pimped out and red neck. Using stump jumping tires would be even better.

by HFS on Jul 18, 2007 4:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Apparently my eyesight is not that good – I can’t see the neon. It’s there isn’t it?

by maskedavenger on Jul 18, 2007 4:28 PM EDT reply actions  

#13, the Crown Vic is strictly for pimpalicious cruising. If Humanity Advanced wants to get somewhere fast, he’ll just run.

by Herb on Jul 18, 2007 4:28 PM EDT reply actions  

You get a car like that so you can park wherever you damn please, and everyone knows its your ride, and skips you on the ticket writing.

Bonus points if someone can decode the subtext on the front license place.

party like a rockstar
do it wit da black and da red
like a cop car
whoop, whoop,whoop,wha,whoop
me and my team, man
on the campus relaxin
gettin a tan man
uuwaaa

by Brian on Jul 18, 2007 4:30 PM EDT reply actions  

They look like 22’s, though I’ve seen some Crown Vics rocking 24’s(it’s difficult but doable). I don’t think they are Akuza 292’s because the 292’s are 6-lugs and McFadden’s are 5-lugs.

Why is he sporting the Crown Vic anyway? Everyone knows that true pimps and playas roll Caprices, Impalas or ’Lacs.

by BDoc on Jul 18, 2007 4:32 PM EDT reply actions  

I wouldn’t want to be that close when it transforms.

by Allahver Fist on Jul 18, 2007 4:33 PM EDT reply actions  

In Mississippi they call those rims “Dueces,” after Duece McAlister (26 inch rims/26 on the jersey).

I’m still rollin’ dubs….in my dreams.

by lanceharbor on Jul 18, 2007 4:34 PM EDT reply actions  

  1. Decoded it means:

1800+ rushing yards
17 rushing TDs
6 reciving TDs
4 passing TDs
2 return TDs
1 Heisman

by drogue on Jul 18, 2007 4:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Ok, #30, not #29

by drogue on Jul 18, 2007 4:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Portholes? He’s trying to turn a Crown Vic into an Electra, apparently.

by PeteJayhawk on Jul 18, 2007 4:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Hah or alternatively:

“If I get injured, we’re ALL fucked!!”

by Brian on Jul 18, 2007 4:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh, and BTW I thought you guys might want to see what Matt Stafford is bumpin’.

http://www.autoexpress.co.uk/images/front_picture_library_UK/dir_414/car_photo_207034_7.jpg

by Brian on Jul 18, 2007 4:42 PM EDT reply actions  

I think the driver in the 3rd picture is Casey Dick. Either him or Joe Tallywhacker.

by PW on Jul 18, 2007 4:46 PM EDT reply actions  

I wonder where my 1994 Tempo from high school is…

[threadjack]

Tim Brewster’s justice, while not EXCITING!, is swift and “harsh.”

All 4 players involved kicked off the team.
http://www.startribune.com/gophers/story/1310759.html

[/threadjack]

by Brewster Crew on Jul 18, 2007 4:46 PM EDT reply actions  

That’s a Box Crown Vic. Lots of them are police cars bought at auction. Be glad DMac wasn’t getting the chaufer ride in the cars previous life.

by Unhappy Monkey on Jul 18, 2007 4:47 PM EDT reply actions  

That’s the ugliest and most awesome car I’ve ever seen.

by SlickBomb on Jul 18, 2007 4:49 PM EDT reply actions  

FYI, those are called “Donks”. No , really

by Wooderson on Jul 18, 2007 4:50 PM EDT reply actions  

After seeing DMAC’s haloween costume, I knew he was funny. But, this takes the cake. Waaaahahahahahaa!!!!!!!!!!

by bryce harrison on Jul 18, 2007 5:02 PM EDT reply actions  

the 5k you say that car can be picked up for is probably low cost for the rest of the upgrades.

My point exactly. Apparently these crazy kids start with the $15k of aftermarket goods and then fit the car to the remaining budget. There’s some kind of analogy there to Houston Nutt’s coaching, I think.

the Crown Vic is strictly for pimpalicious cruising. If Humanity Advanced wants to get somewhere fast, he’ll just run.

It’s also good for running over people rather than kicking them… gots to keep the toe intact for this season.

by DC Trojan on Jul 18, 2007 5:02 PM EDT reply actions  

  1. is correct, that is indeed a donk. Quite popular in tampa.
  2. Jorts, when long and baggy, are accepted in the african american culture and do not carry the same stigma as they would if you or I wore them.

by JoesDeliGatorTail on Jul 18, 2007 5:05 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m going out and getting hydraulics for the Jetta to-NIGHT. Maybe also some mudflaps with the nekkid-lady silhouettes on them.

by Doug on Jul 18, 2007 5:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Kind of makes Marshawn Lynch driving around an equipment cart look like amateur hour.

by Pac-10 Co-Champs? on Jul 18, 2007 5:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Fayetteville, AR….where hanging out across the street from the taco bell is the cool place to be.

by Phil on Jul 18, 2007 5:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Does McFadden’s mom know he did that to her car?

by hailstate on Jul 18, 2007 5:09 PM EDT reply actions  

For the most part, I’ve heard that a “donk” refers to only to Impalas since some believe that the logo resembles a kicking donkey. Though, I know some consider only Impalas and Caprices from the early 70’s as “donks”. Then come the “boxes”, 80’s Impala, Caprice, etc. that is boxed on both ends. Finally, the “bubbles”, rounded on each end like a 90’s Caprice or Impala.

Whatever you want to call it, that’s most definitely a hi-riser or skyscraper.

by BDoc on Jul 18, 2007 5:15 PM EDT reply actions  

After doing some careful measuring, those wheels have to be at least 26".

If you figure a cheap set of 26" wheels, by going off the price on the website posted above, that’s $3k in wheels alone. The tires run about $400-$1,000 apiece, so if you figure it on the cheap side, wheels and tires alone are 5k.

The paint is at LEAST 2k as it is waaaayyy too slick to be cheap. That 2k figure is assuming someone does the labor for free.

Long post short, he’s got at least 20k in that car, including purchase price. I guarantee that he doesn’t have a job.

Where’d he get the money?

by Steve on Jul 18, 2007 5:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Nick Saban wants a ride in that shit.

by Paco on Jul 18, 2007 5:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Back in the day, Smoot would roll through MSU in a lemon yellow late 70’s early 80’s sled (of the “box” variety) with a sound system you could feel a block away. Good times.

by jakldawg on Jul 18, 2007 5:36 PM EDT reply actions  

#52. Im sure he could secure a legit loan (not that it nesc is or isnt) based on his potential future earnings. Plus, any money he does have, this is all a kid like him has to spend on.

Room and board – free
Drinks/weed – free probably
Clothes – all athletes wear are the free clothes they get from the school.

It isn’t like he’s got a mortgage and bills.

by Brian on Jul 18, 2007 5:39 PM EDT reply actions  

It isn’t like he’s got a mortgage and bills.

I’ll keep that in mind when I’m signing the papers for f*cking minivan next month. At least I won’t have to drive it during the week. Maybe D-Mac can hook me up with the guy who pimped his ride. Just because I’ve never seen an Odyssey with hydraulics, doesn’t make it a bad idea.

by DC Trojan on Jul 18, 2007 5:42 PM EDT reply actions  

#50: Haha!

by Rob on Jul 18, 2007 5:46 PM EDT reply actions  

26

"The driver in the 3rd picture looks a bit, how do you say, caucasian.

Comment by PW — July 18, 2007 @ 3:14 pm"

as well as the guy in the 4th picture

Its called a driver…“James” in the urban community.

by Hossnfeffer on Jul 18, 2007 5:50 PM EDT reply actions  

wait, who’s the cracker driving in the last picture?

by KD on Jul 18, 2007 5:50 PM EDT reply actions  

The picture with the white boy driving is dated 4/7. That was the day D-mac spotted the car. On 4/8, D-mac whipped white boy’s ass and just took the car from him.

by The Last Dragon on Jul 18, 2007 5:56 PM EDT reply actions  

#57: I think he pimped his grandma’s ride. His mom drives The Taurus.

by Stacy Keibler Luvs Me on Jul 18, 2007 5:57 PM EDT reply actions  

It ain’t shit if ain’t a stankin’ lankin.

by Dr. Vajayjay on Jul 18, 2007 6:06 PM EDT reply actions  

There are a lot of doubters out there today.

Darren likes to stand out. When he was talking to me about getting this ride, I could see the look in his eye. Boy, he really wanted those rims. I could absolutely tell that this was a special thing for him and I told him to get it.

The moments that a man spends with his car are precious and no one, I mean no one should try to deny him that.

by Houston Nutt on Jul 18, 2007 6:09 PM EDT reply actions  

#52, what? A guy from inner-city Little Rock with 11 siblings just automatically can’t afford a $20,000 car? Way to profile.

by Herb on Jul 18, 2007 6:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Stupid nagger.

by roggins on Jul 18, 2007 6:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Mudcat’s car is NOT impressed.

by Meg on Jul 18, 2007 6:41 PM EDT reply actions  

  1. - Can’t use that word, unless you are a wealthy rapper.

by Stacy Keibler Luvs Me on Jul 18, 2007 6:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Criss “Mindfreak” Angel least acclaimed stunt was when D-Mac drove his car over the mysterious provacateur.

Angel’s consultants later modified the stunt to include broken glass and a steam roller.

Criss Angel is the unnamed driver in the 3rd picture.

by blazin on Jul 18, 2007 7:03 PM EDT reply actions  

ill. matic.

by robert on Jul 18, 2007 7:09 PM EDT reply actions  

All that money on rims and no money on Brembros to stop those momentum machines in a pinch.

That’s what I don’t get about big rims. No one ever properly upgrades their brakes.

TTAC, BITCHES!!!

by NewAZTiger on Jul 18, 2007 7:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Mudcat’s car is NOT impressed.

Comment by Meg — July 18, 2007 @ 5:41 pm

LMAO! You can take the brudda out of the hood…

by godawg on Jul 18, 2007 7:11 PM EDT reply actions  

  1. 38 Don’t forget about the similarities between Reggie Ball’s career and his car
    http://georgiasports.blogspot.com/2007/06/pictures-of-rambling-wreck-post-crash.html

by cheese on Jul 18, 2007 7:12 PM EDT reply actions  

the reason the date says 99 on it is because that’s what it defaults to when the internal battery goes dead. use yo hedz, suckas.

and there are tons of boyz in da hood running around Lil Rock with that exact set up… i live there… i know. DMac paid for them just like everyone else does.

by jRod on Jul 18, 2007 7:23 PM EDT reply actions  

The smaller letters on the license plate say “Come Get Ya Some” which is a shop in Fort Smith, about 30 or 40 miles south of Fayetteville.

by Joe on Jul 18, 2007 7:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Velveeta!

by Tizzod on Jul 18, 2007 7:52 PM EDT reply actions  

  1. - Ever stop to think those pic’s were not taken in Fayetteville which ranks #9 on Forbe’s list of best places to live and work in the nation? Those were taken further south.
  1. - The front license plate says “Come Get Ya Some” (you can see the big “C” and the big “E”, those being the first 2 letters of the phrase). It’s the name of a custom shop in Ft. Smith which is an hour south of F’ville.

by Jim Grizzle on Jul 18, 2007 7:54 PM EDT reply actions  

  1. 49 – Bad assumption those pics were taken in Fayetteville (which happens to rank #9 on Forbes’ list of best places to live and work, BTW).
  1. - Under DMac, the front plate says “Come Get Ya Some”…you can make out the big “C” at the beginning and the big “E” at the end. It’s a custom shop in Ft. Smith. I’m sure they charged him full cough price.

by Jim Grizzle on Jul 18, 2007 7:59 PM EDT reply actions  

I don’t give a blankety blank what he drives. I care if he can perform on the field.
Seriously, your comments are about what kind of car he decides to pimp? If you’re a true Razorback, you’d be talking about his athletic prowess.
D-Mac for Heisman!

by Step Right Up on Jul 18, 2007 8:15 PM EDT reply actions  

I think the best part is that he’s modeling it outside the local Taco Bell. Nothing but the best in Fayetteville.

by Dave on Jul 18, 2007 8:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Great pictures… those have to be way bigger than the 22’s everyone talks about!

by Carrousel on Jul 18, 2007 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Looks like there is a Big Red Import in Fayettville.

by Gus on Jul 18, 2007 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Somebody kick me in the nuts… I came an RCH away from asking DC Trojan about his choice of minivan… signing similar papers next month myself.

by Out of Conference on Jul 18, 2007 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Cadillac on 26’s
I ain’t done nothing but score in double digitz
Pimp my moves, mack my speed
Pray to the Lord for a Heisman Trophee, yeah yeah

by MCab on Jul 18, 2007 10:19 PM EDT reply actions  

DC Trojan and OOC – do yourselves a favor. Get the automatic doors for both sides. It’s money well spent – to the extent that any money can be well spent on a minivan.

by maskedavenger on Jul 18, 2007 10:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Ummm…

That’s about $10,000 dollars worth of lift kit, rims and tires there…

Not counting the paint job and interior refurbish (if it was done; can’t really tell from the pic)…

Just curious…

Where does a “poor” college football player get that kind of bread?

by gatorhippy on Jul 18, 2007 10:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Athletes often apply for Pell Grants – because of the scholly & built-in athletic privledges (legal) – they spend their Pell Grant on this type stuff. Straight-up legit with the NCAA…

by SanFran on Jul 18, 2007 10:58 PM EDT reply actions  

For those wondering where the money came from, he didn’t get all of that car in one day to be like that.
He has pictures on his facebook of the car without it lifted at all from February 2006 but with the rims. So it was a buildup and not just a one time purchase deal. And the pictures were taken in Fort Smith

by Braeden on Jul 18, 2007 11:18 PM EDT reply actions  

OOC, it’s inevitable. I thought that if I slept on the couch and avoided a third child the old-fashioned way, a minivan could be avoided. I hadn’t counted on the little wretches having friends…. they must get that from their mother.

(Honda Oddysey, btw, the official minivan of center-left breeders in the national capital region, if our friends are any indication…)

Maskedavenger, sold on the power doors, no question. I’m looking into one of those trash-can sized mufflers as well, just to annoy the new neighbors.

by DC Trojan on Jul 18, 2007 11:30 PM EDT reply actions  

#82
RCH…a unit of measurement for any and all occasions. I let that one slip @ a social gathering the other day..I had to use Humanity Advanced type moves when explaining what that stood for..

by CapstoneAlum on Jul 19, 2007 12:50 AM EDT reply actions  

I think the wheels are 24s. If you look above the molding on the fenders it looks like it says 24"

by gabe on Jul 19, 2007 12:58 AM EDT reply actions  

Haha minivans for the doomed and damned!

You should rock some wood paneling on that biotch, because if you’re not pleased about it, you can take down your kids through embarrassment and shame when you pick them up after school. Middle school will be extra effective for this, and if the car makes it that long, a nice first vehicle for a daughter who’s starting to get out of line.

My only other question…Do you get a sweet “World’s best dad” long sleeve T when you buy a ride like that?

by Brian on Jul 19, 2007 8:53 AM EDT reply actions  

Happily my mini van days are behind me. Owning one is like having a sister in a whorehouse, but it served its purpose. It was a proud day when I gave the damn thing away for the tax credit.

by drogue on Jul 19, 2007 8:59 AM EDT reply actions  

#85:

     Where does any “poor” person who wastes money on tacky rims and vanity license plates get that kind of bread? Ever notice the guy who wears $140 Air Jordans but can’t afford to send his kid to school with more than a Rice Krispie Treat?

by Cardiac Kids on Jul 19, 2007 9:00 AM EDT reply actions  

nice ride!

by acsports on Jul 19, 2007 9:01 AM EDT reply actions  

Attn: Minivan guys

Could be worse; my brother returned from a year in Iraq to find that his wife had traded in his Blazer for a Ford Windstar…IRAQ, bitches.

by PW on Jul 19, 2007 9:17 AM EDT reply actions  

Ah this makes me miss the old ’89 Crown Vic I drove in high school. I WANTED to pimp it like D-Mac but had no funds.

That bitch got 11 miles to the gallon, but gas was like 79¢. Oh yeah and the clock for some reason skipped the 13th-32nd minutes of each hour, and displayed absurd dates like “19 1E.” We called it Hypertime.

by Ramblin' Jeff on Jul 19, 2007 9:22 AM EDT reply actions  

bumper sticker i once saw in Arkansas: “They 10s- but I keeps them clean”

by Kevin Rawley on Jul 19, 2007 9:23 AM EDT reply actions  

PW #95 – that’s freakin’ cold.

by Out of Conference on Jul 19, 2007 9:53 AM EDT reply actions  

  1. - I thought those infamous Talladega pics showed who/what Matt Stafford was bumpin’

by JayTiger on Jul 19, 2007 10:37 AM EDT reply actions  

Thow some DEEZ on that B*tch!

His car is HILARIOUS! And to think.. He’s actually proud of that car… But to clear up a few things for you people…

  1. - It ABSOLUTELY is a Crown Vic
  1. - Those are ABSOLUTELY 26’s
  1. - The term “dunk” was originally for a “box chevy”, now it pretty much applies to everything in that class
  1. - The lift kit is ABSOLUTELY not $10K, probably half that
  1. - to post #78, You may only be concerned with his on-field performance, but you gotta realize he is a person. A living, breathing person who happens to be a young guy in his very early 20’s. Some fan you are. You’re the type to say “F*ck ’em” as soon as he is injured…

It’s about this “U”

by Miami Style on Jul 19, 2007 10:50 AM EDT reply actions  

you can take down your kids through embarrassment and shame when you pick them up after school.

Mi daughters are 5 and 2 1/2. They don’t know from shame. In fact, the 5 year old has been lobbying for a Crown Vic since we rented on in Michigan 2 years ago.

a nice first vehicle for a daughter who’s starting to get out of line.

Yeah, because what every 16 year old girl needs is her own Mystery Machine with a mattress in the back. If they want to get laid in a car they can find a boy with a pickup or something.

Do you get a sweet "World’s best dad" long sleeve T when you buy a ride like that?

No, but my wife – who really wanted a Mini Cooper S 5 years ago but got knocked up instead – gets a “this is the price of breeding in the burbs” shirt. On the plus side, I get rid of my POS ‘96 Audi, and inherit the extra hott Saab wagon from the missus… which is actually an improvement, even though I don’t like driving automatics.

my brother returned from a year in Iraq to find that his wife had traded in his Blazer for a Ford Windstar

That’s cold in degrees Kelvin, PW.

by DC Trojan on Jul 19, 2007 11:27 AM EDT reply actions  

my brother returned from a year in Iraq to find that his wife had traded in his Blazer for a Ford Windstar

Someone alert Hannity!

by Orson Swindle on Jul 19, 2007 11:35 AM EDT reply actions  

Butch DeConcini: Tony Soprano, obviously. Plus Silvio Dante, and we think, Bobby Baccilieri.

Ray-Ray: That mortadell’s number three? He used to be Junior Soprano’s driver.

Albie Cianflone: And you used to sell laser printers out the back o’ your Crown Vic.

by MODEVIL on Jul 19, 2007 11:55 AM EDT reply actions  

DMac owned that car in highschool. He has been pimping it up for years. The pictures you see above are the latest upgrades.

by PigPenner on Jul 19, 2007 12:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Invisible Dept:

When a man drives a mini-van he automatically becomes invisible to all attractive females, especially the younger ones.

Recommendation: If you need one of those things, get an old fashion van! Tough to park, but at least you don’t look like you have given up 100% of your manhood to the missus and tykes.

by Stacy Keibler Luvs Me on Jul 19, 2007 12:43 PM EDT reply actions  

  1. and #86: There’s also the possibility that he paid for it with these new-fangled devices called “credit cards,” which are handed out like flyers to a kegger on pretty much every college campus in the U.S.

And yes, a college student could most certainly obtain a five-figure line of credit. In fact, the credit card companies count on it, and it’s why they target the college market so aggressively.

It’s not unheard of for an everyday college undergrad to rack up 40 to 50 grand in credit card debt by the time they graduate these days.

by Papa Lou BSU on Jul 19, 2007 12:57 PM EDT reply actions  

I wouldn’t think a scholarshiped athlete getting books, tuition, fees, room and board would qualify for a Pell Grant.

I swear I don’t know what would stop a player like DMAC from taking out large student loans no matter what the interest rate happened to be.

by Boclive on Jul 19, 2007 1:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Presenting: Midsize American Sedan-ity Advanced

Classic, O

by drogue on Jul 19, 2007 2:08 PM EDT reply actions  

  1. - Only if you consider ex-cons and fugitives “manly.” Esp if it’s a van with the blinds.

by MCab on Jul 19, 2007 2:42 PM EDT reply actions  

who the hell even makes a lift kit for a g-damn crown vic??? wtf

by dan on Jul 19, 2007 3:04 PM EDT reply actions  

#108: MCab: I googled custom van vehicle, and check out the pictures of these extreme vans made by the Japanese. Amazing.

http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.pinktentacle.com/images/vanning_1.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.pinktentacle.com/2007/05/extreme-japanese-custom-vans/&h=303&w=468&sz=39&hl=en&start=2&um=1&tbnid=7KXYAbxglTMe9M:&tbnh=83&tbnw=128&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dvans%2Bvehicles%2Bcustom%26svnum%3D10%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official%26sa%3DG

by Stacy Keibler Luvs Me on Jul 19, 2007 3:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Post #100 "Some fan you are. You’re the type to say “F*ck ’em” as soon as he is injured"

I say I don’t care what type of car he drives as long as he can perform on the field and from that you take that I don’t think he’s a “real” person and that I’m not a fan and would say something as rude as F ‘em if he gets injured. I can’t believe that my not caring what he drives touched that big of a nerve. Jeesh!

by Step Right Up on Jul 19, 2007 3:35 PM EDT reply actions  

#108, you know those bastards transform.

by MCab on Jul 19, 2007 3:42 PM EDT reply actions  

THAT SHIT IZ UGLY, MY CHEVY IMPALA WILL RUN THAT SHIT…THATS NOT A DONK EITHER, MY 73 IMPALA IS! 454 BIG BLOCK BITCH AZZ CRACKAZ! AND FUCK WHO EVA THE FUCK DONT LIKE IT BITCH I GOT MONEY PUSSY ASS BITCHES…LOL

by FUCKTHEBITCHAZZ HAWGZ on Jul 19, 2007 3:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Well, that pretty much sums it up.

by drogue on Jul 19, 2007 4:06 PM EDT reply actions  

I wonder if the Auburn Needham Hexinator consider his mount, a donk?

by Out of Conference on Jul 19, 2007 4:21 PM EDT reply actions  

I’d say to cut the wheel wells out, but I think those wheels are just too big

by Jon on Jul 19, 2007 5:12 PM EDT reply actions  

  1. - That’s what the lingering effects of a couple generations of nuclear fallout induced genetic mutations will do to your brain: Make you crave cyber-futuristic-bukakke wagons.

by Brian on Jul 19, 2007 5:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey 113, you got a girlfriend?

by Holly on Jul 19, 2007 6:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Is it too late to ask No. 23 if that guy drove a pimped-out K-car?

by Flop on Jul 19, 2007 6:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Car is a early nintys crown vic. The lift kit is usually done by taking parts from trucks and truck lift kits from junk yards as the crown vic and the ranger share a similar front end design. The wheels are 24’s as anything larger is near impossible to find and significantly more expensive (I should know I work at Discount Tire). The entire package depending on the price of the car is around 11k. And as far as being stable and driveable, the car will ride like shit but there isnt much of a danger of a rollover due to the low profile tires which reduce body roll and most importantly the car is just do damn slow with those wheels.

by Joe on Jul 19, 2007 6:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Definitely a Crown, if the boosters woulda bought Mustain a whip like that he would still be in Fville.

by VOLPIMP on Jul 19, 2007 6:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow! A custom douchemobile!

by tom on Jul 19, 2007 6:55 PM EDT reply actions  

If that car could take, it would probably say “I used to chase gangsters. Now . . . .”

by MCab on Jul 19, 2007 6:58 PM EDT reply actions  

RE
TARD
ED

by jedi on Jul 19, 2007 7:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Does he actually feel like a man driving that around? It’s so terrible – it could be a clown car. Has anyone told him it’s a total laughingstock?

by Guy on Jul 19, 2007 7:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Thanks… you just sent black people back another 20 years with that crap.
It’s ridiculous charactures like this bozo that keeps us down in peoples minds.

by edukated on Jul 19, 2007 8:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Why are people saying the lift kit is $10,000 when a trucks only goes for 2,500 for 12"? Can someone explain that?

by Abe on Jul 19, 2007 9:30 PM EDT reply actions  

I want DMac to pimp my Neon!!!!!!!!

by dixiehog on Jul 19, 2007 11:45 PM EDT reply actions  

For Real what can ya do with my 84 Benz turbo Diesel? Give me a call Darren

by Darqnes on Jul 20, 2007 12:33 AM EDT reply actions  

if he drives like he runs the ball…he will be pulled over everyday… lol cuz he got game out on the field

by Brandon on Jul 20, 2007 12:57 AM EDT reply actions  

In milwaukee, we pull things like this over and tow them to the impound lot. Living in excess does not equal being cool. der.

by Ryan on Jul 20, 2007 5:59 AM EDT reply actions  

That is in Fayetteville at the carwash next to the infamous Tace Hell. That is how D-mac can run through or defenders so well, he got the “shats.”

by jluke on Jul 20, 2007 6:58 AM EDT reply actions  

If he went to USC he would be driven a vet wit 25. Look at em spin beyatch.

by hater on Jul 20, 2007 10:53 AM EDT reply actions  

Does anyone wonder how a kid in college affords to have a ride like that?

by Huh? on Jul 20, 2007 11:25 AM EDT reply actions  

Dumb ass Arkansas trend I see, well I guess it holds up to Arkansas’ reputation.

by Chad on Jul 20, 2007 2:08 PM EDT reply actions  

All things being relative; USC vs. UA, that’s a reasonable ride for Fayetteville.

by drogue on Jul 20, 2007 2:33 PM EDT reply actions  

i’m not sure why its so special…. i see this all the time everyday. approximately 69% of black people in hattiesburg, mississippi have crown vics, caddies, suvs, or caprices with waaay bigger rims than that. what is that like 24’s?? maybe 26’s??? thats nothing man. come down here and see the ‘tonka’ caprice. or the ‘skittles’ crown vic. lamer.

by Mr O on Jul 20, 2007 4:18 PM EDT reply actions  

That is stupid. I do not see the appeal in that car at all. Some “pimped” cars are pretty nice. That car looks ridiculous.

by AC on Jul 20, 2007 4:34 PM EDT reply actions  

I doubt that he will suffer a roll-over but no one ever takes into account that you have to upgrade a cars brakes for bigger rims like that. I predict that if he has an accident it’ll be from not enough brake force to stop that crown vic from plowing into the car infront of him. Wear your seat belt so you dont mess up you grill in that rear end. lol

Now for my ambiguosly racist comment, “Who knew that you could buy rims with food stamps”

by Dave on Jul 20, 2007 4:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Black people arent supposed to drive redneck cars!

by George Edmonds III on Jul 20, 2007 5:39 PM EDT reply actions  

I think it is black folks shouldn’t drive wetbacks cars but I left my redneck guide to yankee bigots in the truck. I could be wrong.

by dixiehog on Jul 20, 2007 10:37 PM EDT reply actions  

The car kinda reminds me of DMAC, and it does make the Haters come out. I wish I had a mini van, maybe even a DC Trojan Jersey. I sure wish I could tell everyone I was married, and slept with one woman. Maybe then I would be cool, and I wouldn’t like the car.

But Damn, Rollin around Santa Barbara in my Beamer, sleeping with multiple women, and Loving DMAC, his “Big Rims” and Arkansas Football, sure makes me look like a loser. Maybe I should transfer like Mitch, but then I really would be a “LOSER”.

I guess the car really does bring out the hater,,,,,, even in me.

by MattD on Jul 21, 2007 7:14 PM EDT reply actions  

well, at least now he can shoot into 2nd story windows when doing a drive-by.

by hoytsta on Jul 22, 2007 1:58 AM EDT reply actions  

Bitchin’ Corolla!

by Chappy S on Jul 22, 2007 10:07 AM EDT reply actions  

Candidate for a bon-fire is more like it.

by Michael on Jul 23, 2007 9:35 AM EDT reply actions  

I seen his car in ft. smith. I didn’t know it was D-Mac’s until my cousin told me later that day that he had a donk. Marcus Monk’s car was there too. Not too sure but I think Monk had a Chrysler on 26’s too with a lift kit. It had a hawg painted on the passenger side fender, with the number 85 on it. Pretty bad ass.

by J on Jul 23, 2007 10:30 AM EDT reply actions  

I think Marcus Monk has one exactly like it. I have seen two….

by Mike on Jul 23, 2007 2:28 PM EDT reply actions  

I have more confidence that Arkansas isn’t cheating after these pics than I did before.

Creative financing is readily available to any college athlete at any school. That’s not even illegal.

He’s driving a hooptie with a lift kit and rims. Big deal.

by paulwesterdawg on Jul 23, 2007 4:42 PM EDT reply actions  

LSU RULES!!!!! Will destroy Arkansas AGAIN!

by Mike Dubos on Jul 23, 2007 5:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Sorry to burst everyone’s bubble, but the picture was taken in August 1999 (look at the date of the picture). Darren McFadden was getting ready to celebrate his 12th bday. Sorry, this is not DMac as we know him today, but another brother in Arkansas who loves those Hogs.

by Chad on Jul 24, 2007 12:44 PM EDT reply actions  

This car was built at a local shop. It is a Crown Vic, and it has 26" rims. a Grand Marquis is currently being built for Marcus Monk. For all of you people bashing this car, i cant wait until you pull beside him in your honda civics and dodge neons. See if anyone notices you. You drive cars like this, because your not worth looking at. How many people would look up this website and find you if you had a car like this, or even care enough to get on here and make fun of your car. While your on the internet making fun of his car, hes out driving it, living the life youve always wished you could have. Get a Life, because im sure McFadden doesnt care whether you like his car or not.

by Cory on Jul 24, 2007 11:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Also, This pic cant be more than a month old. The car was in the shop getting the custom lift installed 3-4 weeks ago.

by Cory on Jul 24, 2007 11:18 PM EDT reply actions  

THE ONLY CAR THAT SHOULD EVER BE CALLED A “DONK” IS AN IMPALA OR CAPRICE 1971-1975. THOSE ARE THE ONLY ACCEPTABLE YEARS. THAT VIC IS CLEAN AS HELL. IF ANY ONE THINK THAT THOSE R REALLY 22s… UR SICK AND I ADVISE U TO SEEK HELP. AND IF U DONT LIKE THE BIG RIM GAME. SO BE IT. TO EACH HIS OWN

by MAN_OF_STEEL on Jul 25, 2007 11:09 AM EDT reply actions  

I’ll take my rice over a Crown Vic any day of the week. 22’s or not.

BOO PIGS, GO VOLS!!!

by MegaMazda on Jul 26, 2007 10:14 AM EDT reply actions  

For all u computer Dorks that is betwwen a 94-96 “Ford Crown Victoria” NO TAURUS how dumb could u be? it has a 4.6 liter V-8 same as a GT mustang just not tuned like one. It is also rear wheel drive. Those are 24" rims and tires with a suspension lift. ALSO if any of u had since that pic can’t be from 99 24 inch rims were not even out then. Everybody was still riding 20"s. Kill Ya Self!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

by D Handy on Jul 28, 2007 12:58 AM EDT reply actions  

those are 26’s…

by Cory on Jul 29, 2007 2:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Holy Heisman Handshakes!

by Willy Mac on Jul 30, 2007 4:04 PM EDT reply actions  

I work at a custom auto shop. The entire package could be put together for under 10k, easily. I would estimate the dealer cost to be some where around 6k assuming it has a sound system. That would include the car. I mean the only way that car is unaffordable is if every single part were purchased brand new at retail, and there is no way anyone would ever do that to pimp out a vic.

by DK on Jul 30, 2007 11:20 PM EDT reply actions  

  1. - That’s Dmac. BTW, it says Dmac on the front plate, but he was known as D-Dawg until college. Take into account some people don’t ever set the date function on their camera.

He and Monk got their cars done at the same place in Ft. Smith. Dmac’s ride now has an airbrushed Hog on it, not the fan magnet as in the pic above.

by Jim Grizzle on Aug 5, 2007 11:12 AM EDT reply actions  

yeah these pictures are taken in fort smith not fay.

by dan on Aug 5, 2007 11:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Those rims have go to be worth more than the car.

by Smarter Sports Blog on Aug 7, 2007 11:45 AM EDT reply actions  

I had to do a double-take on that 3rd photo — is that Al Bundy?

by Bump-n-Tump on Aug 7, 2007 12:54 PM EDT reply actions  

These pics were not taken in 99. Look at the body style of the truck in the background and what looks like a toyo prius in pic 3. That wadn’t around in 99. Dmac needs to reset the date on his cam or let his friends at Bestbuy let him “borrow” a new digital cam.

by Nate on Aug 7, 2007 1:30 PM EDT reply actions  

These pics weret taken in 99. Look at the body style of the truck in the background and what looks like a toyo prius in pic 3. That wadn’t around in 99. Dmac needs to reset the date on his cam or let his friends at Bestbuy let him “borrow” a new digital cam.

by Nate on Aug 7, 2007 1:33 PM EDT reply actions  

The rims are 26"

And it’s not 1999. DMac didn’t even have a driver’s license in 1999.

And yes, that’s Fort Smith. And yes, hanging out in the parking lot across from Taco Bell may very well be one of the coolest things to do in Fort Smith.

That all said…this thing…looks absolutely ridiculous when you see it riding around town. It’s lifted up higher than a lot of trucks.

by hogfan on Aug 7, 2007 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

All you haters should be ashamed of yourselves. To each his own. Everyone has to have something and just happens this is D-MAC’s thing. I am a car guy, I have my own car taste and this is not my favorite, but it is D-MAC’s and that is great. Whether I or we like it you should respect his interests. The negative comments are childish and show you intelligence level. Black, White, Yellow, or Green does not matter. Why is this not accepted? If a white guy had a Camaro with 14 inch meats on the rear and a 671 blower out the hood so high it obstructed his view no one would bitch. So whats up? It’s all odd unless you look at the big picture. Difference and individuality is one thing that makes America great. So in closing get a grip and keep your fucking mouth shut if your a mindless idiot with nothing and no future, it’s no ones fault but your own. Don’t lash out at others who you either don’t understand or are envious of.

by MBSmith on Aug 9, 2007 12:02 AM EDT reply actions  

Ok here is the deal on D-Mac’s car. He took out a $28,000 loan from Bank of America in order to pimp out his ’94 Crown Vic that he put a Ford emblem on the front of.

by Robby on Aug 10, 2007 5:57 PM EDT reply actions  

For all of you really wondering, they are 26’s… you wanna know how I know??? I go to UofA and I have seen the car. Printed on the side is “26’s.” And to that douchbag dissing Fort Smith, it is a bigger city then Fayetteville so maybe you should do research before you shoot your mouth off.

by Hog student on Aug 10, 2007 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

thems 26’s boys

by will on Aug 13, 2007 3:08 PM EDT reply actions  

ok i saw it while it was in the shop cuz i had my jeep there getting it worked on and the rims were as big if not bigger than the 33’’ tires on my jeep

by big red on Aug 15, 2007 12:46 AM EDT reply actions  

THAT LOOKS LIKE A WANNABE CAPRICE THATS GARBAGE FUCK FORD IT SUC NO MUSCLE IN THAT PIECE OF SHIT

by rod brew on Aug 15, 2007 3:09 PM EDT reply actions  

The sub text on the license plate says ‘Come and get ya somE’ . It’s a custom car/truck outfitter in Fort Smith

by Donga on Aug 16, 2007 9:38 AM EDT reply actions  

HA! Go figure… Everyone’s trippin on this car. Take a ride in a LR or NLR ghetto and this would be a common site.

by Al Cohol on Aug 21, 2007 12:06 PM EDT reply actions  

what you know about riding dirty?

by yeah-boy on Aug 21, 2007 6:12 PM EDT reply actions  

looks like a Shit Box on stolen wheels!!!!

by Sadistic Bastard on Aug 23, 2007 5:01 AM EDT reply actions  

How can a guy who is 20 in 2007 be driving a car in 1999?

by Rip on Aug 23, 2007 7:06 PM EDT reply actions  

To all you haters out there…let’s see what you have to say about what D-mac will be driving in another year or so when he’ll probably be the #1 draft choice in the NFL!

by Drake on Aug 29, 2007 12:55 AM EDT reply actions  

The work on the car (8-10 thousand dollars worth of lift, suspension mods, wheels, paint, etc.) was paid for by a local businessman by the last name of Grizzle. I’m surprised nobody has broken the story to the NCAA for major violations.

by Isleman75 on Aug 30, 2007 7:00 PM EDT reply actions  

you all just hate it cuz arkansas has theeeee best player in america’ ps ’hes an arkansas native too

by chancey.c on Aug 30, 2007 7:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Actaully the first two photos are taken at a kfc in alma, the botton one was taken in fort smith. I believe it was either at grizzles place or come get you some place.

by bRAD on Sep 5, 2007 3:34 PM EDT reply actions  

WHO paid for it?

by S Adams on Sep 15, 2007 11:52 PM EDT reply actions  

WHO paid for the car????

by S Adams on Sep 15, 2007 11:57 PM EDT reply actions  

naw man, them’s 26’s

by bevan on Sep 16, 2007 12:01 AM EDT reply actions  

First off. The Crown. Vic. Donk is fresh, we ride scrapers in the Yay but you already… Second, who gives a fuck like Daffy Duck where or who he got it from…unless you’re a rival fan. The guy plays every position, he deserves an Aston Martin. Lil Rock is the hood with C’s and B’s like in the West. And it that car sayz “SooooWoooo!”
As for the actual pics, the 99 may not make sense to ya’ll because as jrod pointed out on the comment above “the reason the date says 99 on it is because that’s what it defaults to when the internal battery goes dead. use yo hedz, suckas.”

by Bay Area Jordan. Yes, a Cali boy who sells big weed and knows thangs, an OG of sortz. on Sep 17, 2007 5:02 AM EDT reply actions  

I am sorry I respect the down south scene and all that but this look is not fly. Back in the day AMC Eagles were cars jacked up with bigtires and we joned on them joints. Now because it is chrome it is hot. Man please take that couple g’s plus the few g’s you spent on the car and get you a fly caddy and throw some regular d’s on it and it will make a better impression!

by Jay on Sep 17, 2007 2:14 PM EDT reply actions  

whoever cant recognize the same car every cop drives in almost as dumb as that guy and his car.

by smater than you on Sep 17, 2007 2:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Homeboy dont let nobody still yo shine! Im a mississippi boy and im an upgrading my marquis from 23s to 26s with the lift kit! So haters stop hatin!

by grandmarquis23 on Sep 19, 2007 2:06 AM EDT reply actions  

Hey, its a Crowned Dick in a Douchemobile!!

by El Perro on Sep 21, 2007 8:37 PM EDT reply actions  

ITS DEFFINITELY A CROWN VICTORIA…..I KNOW BECAUSE I OWN ONE JUST LIKE IT (minus the 26" but I wish) …SAME COLOR EVEN…..& WHOEVER SAID IT WAS A TAURUS IS BLIND AS A BAT. AND AS FOR THE CAMERA YEAR……ANYONE CONSIDER THE POSSIBILITY THAT THE FRIKIN’ CAMERA’S “TIME & DATE” SETTINGS WERE SET WRONG?….I MEAN COME ON HERE GUYS……JUST THINK A LITTLE….THERE ARE OTHER EXPLANATIONS RATHER THAN “SOMETHINGS FAKE”….stfu

by GoodFella on Sep 24, 2007 7:08 PM EDT reply actions  

okay so i love this car it is hot!! Marcus Monk has gotten his lifted too i like his a lot better why hasnt there been any pics of it?

by hogfan5 on Oct 5, 2007 10:38 AM EDT reply actions  

Hey Darren i wanted to let ya know your allxome on the feild we watched you play aganest flordia yall won bid tine plus your car is the most pimed out car ever you so allsome!! Love
                                         Sydney

by sydney on Nov 21, 2007 11:34 AM EST reply actions  

DARREN MCFADDEN RULES THE FEILD ! GO PIG SOOIE!

by sydney on Nov 21, 2007 11:35 AM EST reply actions  

Stereotypical.
And what dumbass thought this was a taurus?

by M on Feb 26, 2008 9:40 AM EST reply actions  

If he drives that to the first day of NFL practice he will be clowned until he cries….

Funny how jacked up rides have gone from white trash to fabulous…

I know D-Mac wants to be seen, but talk about driving around with a bullseye

by Xon on Feb 26, 2008 10:50 AM EST reply actions  

with a 4.27 40 yd dash, why do you even need a car to get around!!!

by Aserla on Feb 27, 2008 4:20 PM EST reply actions  

grandmarquis23 is a dick!

by jalon on Apr 18, 2008 11:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey How Do You Call This Style of Cars? cuz their not lowriders,or muscle cars..anybody can answer? Thanks..

by starman on Jul 22, 2008 12:01 PM EDT reply actions  

my buddy Simpson would love it
it looks like a marquis police sleeper car on steroids
great
made my day

by Saper Agency on Aug 27, 2008 4:10 AM EDT reply actions  

that is the Taco Bell in Alma, Ar where D-Mac met the shop owner( Not Al Bundy) to pick up his upgraded whip. It wasn’t from 99 it was in 07. Like one said before who really sets their camera dates? A local shop in Fort Smith did the work and has professional players from all over come in to get theirs done and this shop specializes in off road not pimp my ridz!! So stop hating cause you know if you could afford it you would come down to da Fort and get your ride hooked up too….

by thick n juicy on Mar 22, 2009 2:46 AM EDT reply actions  

DAT BITCH CLEAN.. ALL YALL BITCHS TALKIN SHIT WHAT THA FUCK DO U DRIVE? LOL DONT LIE………. FUCKERS I LOOKS DOWN ON U GUYS

by DEM VIC BOYS on Dec 3, 2009 4:55 PM EST reply actions  

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