THE MINNESOTA FOOTBALL THING=WAY F’D UP
We’ll just begin with a nice blanket statement here. If you don’t want to read about really, really sordid details concerning the Minnesota sexual assault case, then don’t click the link, m’kay? M’kay. Think about happy puppies instead, or maybe a nice plate of pad thai, or something.
Yes. That’s something quite pleasant.
The Minnesota Star-Tribune has the sordid details, and they’re as bad as you might imagine. A cell phone video captured a football player allegedly ejaculating onto the face of a woman who, drunk off eight shots of vodka, was hovering somewhere around a .30 BAC, could not possibly have consented, and has no memory of the incident.
The case has a decent chance of prosecution, as one of the football players recorded the whole thing on his cell phone, providing key evidence for the prosecution. U r so smrt!
If true: assholes. That’s all we can say. Total assholes all around. You’re all complete fucking shitbag die-in-a-ditch-now assholes.
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Quote: But is there any difference in the consequences of sodomizing the tailpipe of the car based on whether it’s running on regular gas or ethanol?
Comment by DevilGrad — July 17, 2007 @ 5:06 pm
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Only if the car was running recently- in that you’re gonna end up with a drastic need for pain relievers, soap and burn ointment…otherwise probably just the soap after and praying that there’s no one nearby with a camera or in the driver’s seat…
Comment by MrG — July 19, 2007 @ 4:44 am
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And to be clear, I’m not defending the actions of the players here (assuming it happened as described in the police report). As I said, there’s a difference between two drunk people getting it on and some asshole raping a passed-out girl.
Which begs the question of which act is stupider:
1. Raping a passed-out girl despite the fact that you are a football player and as such could go out to a bar and have your choice of any of several dozen consenting hotties, or
2. Having your buddy videotape it??
Comment by Alex F. — July 17, 2007 @ 11:04 pm
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That still doesn’t really answer the question though–what if both parties are more or less equally drunk. I’ve screwed my fair share of drunk girls but I don’t feel that I’ve ever raped anyone. Hell, I can think of several instances where I’ve been hitting on a girl and subsequently backed off because I was still mildly drunk but she had gotten out-of-control shitfaced. There’s a difference between “can’t legally drive but can still do pretty much anything else” drunk and .30 BAC.
If 2 drunk people have sex, is each one of them raping the other??
Comment by Alex F. — July 17, 2007 @ 11:00 pm