Comments on: FULMER CUPDATE: UGA CANDY RAIN EDITION ET AL.

By: Out of Conference

Out of Conference — Wed, 18 Jul 2007 14:09:06 +0000

And Coop – damnitt son, I’m no one to talk about typing skillz, but for fuck’s sake man re: your #56 comment, I thought we were in the presence of greatness after your #48 comment.

By: Out of Conference

Out of Conference — Wed, 18 Jul 2007 14:06:18 +0000

So, I’m on the run, the cops got my gun, and right abut now it’s time to have some fun.

By: Brian

Brian — Wed, 18 Jul 2007 12:46:45 +0000

I did it like this, I did it like that, I did it with a whiffle ball bat sooo…

By: Jay Whitlow

Jay Whitlow — Wed, 18 Jul 2007 04:44:38 +0000

Geez, DUIs and FnDC are one thing but this is getting goddman ridiculous. These idiots are turning the Fulmer Cup from a celebration of athletic stupidity into something sad, pathetic and altogether icky. Let’s concentrate on ill-considered usage of high powered weapons (whither Dee Webb?), Jay Whitlow’s influence on college sports, public nudity and general drunkeness and leave the women and children alone, fellas.

By: CLTDawg

CLTDawg — Wed, 18 Jul 2007 02:15:20 +0000

A fractured orbital socket is what you get when I punch you really hard in the side of the head. I hit you with a bat – you’re gettin’ a pretty serious dent in the side of your dome, and slurred speech for life. Not sayin’ their lying – I’m just saying. If the wounds don’t match the charges, I gotta suspect some level of fabrication. As far as the pissin’ goes, well, damn. Just damn. That part is probably true.

BTW – Mud Cat’s car was reportedly not near the scene of the King incident. Nor was it overly impressed with his choice of transport.

By: Meg

Meg — Wed, 18 Jul 2007 00:10:10 +0000

Taylor just whipped it out because he wanted the guy to know what it felt like to be scared.

By: Captain

Captain — Tue, 17 Jul 2007 21:52:20 +0000

The guy Tripp Taylor peed on was actually on fire. He was just trying to help.

By: Jonathan

Jonathan — Tue, 17 Jul 2007 20:58:22 +0000

Brian, the football players get to use mopeds while on campus, so that is why you see them on them.

By: Brian

Brian — Tue, 17 Jul 2007 20:45:16 +0000

That’s the problem with the internet, the sarcasm is lost. Unless that, too was sarcasm!!?? See what I’m saying?

My greatest victory from that place was borrowing someone’s VIP card one time and getting free drinks on a Wednesday or something with a couple hot (non stripper) girls.

Just for grins tho, I will add that my old roomate, I heard his GF is a dancer there, and he moved in with her when she bought a house (with stripping $), so I guess he’s dating a sugar momma. Haven’t talked to him since he dropped out of school but if so, good for you kid, way to live the dream.

By: a5ehren

a5ehren — Tue, 17 Jul 2007 20:31:22 +0000

#45:
One report said the kid had/has a fractured orbital bone, which is a good deal more than a “busted eye”.

By: Vairish84

Vairish84 — Tue, 17 Jul 2007 19:33:24 +0000

With 7 for Wisconsin and points still to be awarded to Minnesota (and I think obstruction of justice for attempting to destroy the video should be charged), the BIg 10 is really making a run for the Fulmer Cup. They may be deserving of some special conference award. Maybe Delany has it confused with the MNC, and told the coaches to win an award, any award.

By: SunDawg

SunDawg — Tue, 17 Jul 2007 18:58:23 +0000

I hope King doesn’t get Paris Hilton’s attorney.

By: Coop

Coop — Tue, 17 Jul 2007 18:53:27 +0000

I knew I should have put that copy and paste in italics or quotations.

Everything from “All I have to say is WOW… to it is well worth it” came from that website that Brian linked up.

I will categorically deny any interaction with strippers, except of course for the wholesome times I have ventured into such establishments and handed over $1 bills.

Brian, apparently, has dated some of these Cheetah employees, unless he is just being sarcastic, which would make sense as well.

By: SunDawg

SunDawg — Tue, 17 Jul 2007 18:52:53 +0000

Oops, “your.”

By: SunDawg

SunDawg — Tue, 17 Jul 2007 18:50:55 +0000

I think the lesson here, boys and girls, is that if you’re in the woods whittling, and an incredibly large human being asks what you’re doing, don’t respond with, “none of you business.”