EDSBS LIVE! TIME FOR THE MAN OF STEELE.
What: EDSBS Live! online radio. Phil Steele/Big Game edition.
PHIL STEELE!!! GIMME A FUCKIN’ SIREN!!!!!!!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
When: 7:30 Eastern, 4:30 for all you angels on the West Coast.
Where: At NowLive, where you can chat with each other and the show hosts throughout the broadcast in the online forum (type quickly or die!). To phone in to the show, just call (310) 984-7600.
Who: Phil Steele, football monk and forecasteer supreme. You. Are. Not. Ready.
How excited are we? Like, Go! Team excited.
The four questions for tonight:
1.Game you would sacrifice your firstborn to the gods for this year.
Florida/Tennessee. Pure, intoxicating hatred we happily spike ourselves with every September.
2. Game NOT involving your team you’d sacrifice something to the gods to watch…
Right now we’re high on the Nebraska/USC game, which (of course) is the same day as the Tennessee/Florida game. So how bout the first Tuberville/Saban Iron Bowl? That’s got to be worth a prize chicken or two thrown onto the sacrificial altar, no?
3. Name three college football gods right now
coaches, players, mascots, etc…
Sunday Morning Quarterback, Urban Meyer, and Darren McFadden.
4. Who’s the sexiest god/goddess?
Trick question–Lemmy! In all serious unseriousness, we’ll go with Kali: unstable, violent, often depicted as quite curvy in her gentler forms, and has like a zillion arms. Those would have to come in handy at crucial junctures in Business Time.
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PeterPumpkinhead says:
1. Iron Bowl
2. LSU/Va Tech… GO HOKIES!
3. Humanity Advanced, Urban (at least until he loses his first couple this year), and Texas Gal
4. Frigg, wife of Odin
July 17th, 2007 at 3:51 pm
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crabs says:
1.Game you would sacrifice your firstborn to the gods for this year.
Bama at LSU (I know this is scheduled for 2008, but I figure the gods could swing it).
2. Game NOT involving your team you’d sacrifice something to the gods to watch…
Same as above, I can imagine the hailstorm of beer cans, bottles, turduckens, etc… aimed at Nicky Saban will make Hurricane Katrina look like a summer breeze.
3. Name three college football gods right now
coaches, players, mascots, etc…
Bobby Bowden, Joe Pa, Steve Spurrier, Jimmy Clausen’s hairdo.
4. Who’s the sexiest god/goddess?
Obvious answer: Eros. Personal favorite: Thor
July 17th, 2007 at 3:55 pm
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asim says:
1. Georgia Tech/Georgia
2. VPI @ LSU or any other big inter-sectional matchup (like the aforementioned USC/Neb)
3. Micheal Johnson, Tashard Choice, and, uh, Orson
4. Though it’s a total copout, I’m going with Aphrodite here.
July 17th, 2007 at 3:56 pm
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Jerkwheat says:
I’m just going to assume I won’t make it for the live broadcast so here we go…
1) Arkansas/Bama. A win over Saban is exactly what is needed to get the season off on the right foot
2)I second Peter’s call for LSU/VPI and the cheers for the Hokies
3) Of course I pick McFadden, whichever guy at EA decided to include the Wildcat this year, and DAN LEFEVOUR WHO WILL SWOOP DOWN ON THE MAC WITH A VENGENCE
4)Ganesh – I AM GANESH!!!
July 17th, 2007 at 3:56 pm
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BDoc says:
1. Florida at LSU. If LSU’s season pans out the way many expect they’ll be hosting that game undefeated. And hopefully Florida enters the same way with wins against UT and Auburn under their belt. A nightgame in Death Valley with a UF win would be awesome.
2. I wouldn’t mind checking out Texas @ TAMU, or Arkansas @ LSU in week 13.
3. My copy of NCAA ‘08. I won’t be able to resist its clutches for a long time. Colt Brennan(he’s the star QB of a pass happy offense in Hawaii). I’ll also go with Urban since he’s still #1 until someone else gets the trophy next year.
4. USC Song Girls? The more the merrier!
July 17th, 2007 at 3:58 pm
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bhors says:
1. Well, unfortunately, tOSU is gonna have a little down year, and they don’t play any meaningful OOC games (texas, Miami, USC, etc.) So it looks like I’ll take the BCS Winner vs. the team that everyone thinks got screwed.
2. Unfortunately, this will also exclude tOSU by saying the BCS Championship game. I watched it last year up close and personal, and uh, to say the least, it wasn’t all that exciting.
3. As much as I hate to say it. Urban Myer, USC, and somehow Notre Dame recruiting.
4. Dont know much about Goddesses (except andy gassers mom, SNAP!) but I’ll go with Athena. She was often accompanied by Nike (god of victory) and was an expert in disciplined war (Hopefully like OSU’s D this year). And according to the statue of her I looked at, nice tits.
July 17th, 2007 at 3:59 pm
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Herb says:
1) No football game will get my firstborn. Middle children such as myself, however, you can’t get rid of ‘em if you try.
2) LSU v. VT – the very best of several great OOC games by ACC teams that could help us win a little respect back.
3) Mr. Wuf, dominant in Capital One Bowl Week Meaningless Competitions; dolla’ dolla’ bills, y’all; Robert Gee, wears a frickin’ bowtie and still lords over the NCAA’s largest athletic department.
4) Apparently there was a Greek nymph named Clytie. There’s a double serving of innuendo. And after she was deserted by her lover, she chose to pine for her lost love in the nude.
July 17th, 2007 at 4:02 pm
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Wooderson says:
1. ND/USC
2. LSU/USC should they meet in the title game.
3. Erin Andrews, Mike, Leach, and Jimmy Clausen
4. Aphrodite, hands down. Paris picked her, which is why she gave him Helen, which caused a war that wiped out eastern opposition to early Greek development, which led to the opening of the area for the later arrival of the Persians, which led to the war that laid the foundation for the birth of western Judeo-Christian civilization. whew, that was a mouthful.
July 17th, 2007 at 4:06 pm
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JoesDeliGatorTail says:
1. This years cocktail party, I just cant beat Georgia enough.
2. VaTech/LSU, great OOC matchup.
3. Urban Meyer and Tebow as college football gods, the Orgeron as some type of demon/ogre/netherworld creature.
4. Venus, as pictured in Bottecelli’s Birth of Venus. Not afraid to get naked.
July 17th, 2007 at 4:07 pm
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CK says:
1. LSU-Auburn – Florida and VPI games might have more pizzaz, but I’m guessing the How the West Was Fun involves this game again….
2. Hawaii – Boise St – just think it is going to be awesome – 100 points and 100 cocktails.
3. Ned, Spurrier (he will always scare me), & Friedgen….we shop at the same Safeway…the man is an unreal shopper…..
4. Jesus – he turned water into funk for the love of ……him.
July 17th, 2007 at 4:11 pm
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Boston Frog says:
1. TCU-Texas.
2. Florida-LSU.
3. Herbstreit, Fowler, Corso (Oh, come on. Did I have to be the first?)
4. Vishnu. That is a chick, right?
July 17th, 2007 at 4:18 pm
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Sean says:
1. ND vs. USC
2. Texas vs. Texas A&M – I like both teams and would be guaranteed to get some good barbecue.
3. Pete Carroll (it takes an Irishman to win at USC. Further evidence: McKay, John), Darren McFadden, the Leprachaun
4. No can do – Monotheism frowns upon lusting after other gods.
July 17th, 2007 at 4:20 pm
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LSUJoshua says:
1. & 2.
I have season tickets for LSU football. VT, AU, UF, AU, La Tech (from there and all my buddies went there) easy to get tickets to @ Bama, Ole Miss and @ Tulane. All I am sacrificing is my liver.
3. Mike the Fifth, now immortal and ethereal is no doubt overseeing us from another plane. Bo Pelini. Gary Payton.
4. Jessica Biel.
July 17th, 2007 at 4:21 pm
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Domer Guy says:
1. USC @ ND
2. OU vs. Texas
3. Corwin Brown, Herbstreit, and Poodle Pete’s ability to evade NCAA sanctions despite a team rapsheet that makes the Cincinnati Bengals blush. (see: http://www.fanblogs.com/usc/007003.php)
4. Oregon’s cheerleaders—slightly less attractive than the song girls, but four times smarter.
July 17th, 2007 at 4:24 pm
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John says:
1) Florida at LSU: Penn State’s my favorite team, but none of their games this year are nearly as compelling as this SEC title preview.
2) UCLA at USC: UCLA’s light schedule might mean the winner heads to New Orleans, or at least Pasadena.
3) Pete Carroll, Pat White, Tim Tebow
4) Diana, goddess of the hunt
July 17th, 2007 at 4:32 pm
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Out of Conference says:
1. Cocks vs. LSU or UofF games. Maybe not my firstborn (twins), but certainly my left nut. Distant seconds would be wins against UT, Clem, UGA, Arky
2. I would really like to catch a big game in Ann Arbor – tosu game would be fine.
3. non-homer picks: CJ Spiller, any UofF starting defensive player, anyone that gives me a UofF – Cocks ticket
4. Medusa – if you can see her face, you have her turned the wrong way
July 17th, 2007 at 4:38 pm
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Brian says:
1. Im going with GT/Clemson. After the game hopefully going to hit Athens and take in all that UGA/Ole Miss has to offer in the way of fyyne women.
2. Bama v. FSU
3. Pat White, Tashard Choice (homer special), and Kirk Herbstreit
4. Whoever called Jessica Biel AMEN brother. I saw her in the trailer for that Sandler movie, My GOD.
July 17th, 2007 at 4:41 pm
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CFB Authority says:
1. Florida/Tennessee. Pure, intoxicating hatred we happily spike ourselves with every September.
2. LSU @ Alabama
3. Pete Carroll, Smokey, Dan Hawkins
4. Aphrodite – not close.
July 17th, 2007 at 4:47 pm
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DC Trojan says:
1) USC @ ND – and I would be sure to bring both my lawnmower and my badass white-boy dance-moves.
2) tOSU @ Michigan – because eventually CheatyPants McSweatervest has to misplace his Carr-beating mojo.
3) Pete Carroll, Chris Peterson, Travon Patterson (hoping, anyway).
4) Eva Green.
July 17th, 2007 at 4:53 pm
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Brian says:
Um, may I amend my #3 to Include the SMU mascot Peruna on these grounds:
# Perhaps the most infamous incident involving Peruna is the football game where he killed the mascot of the Naval Academy. During the game, the handlers led the Ram too close to the Mustang, and it was killed instantly with a kick to the head.
# Other notable incidents involving Peruna are when he tried to mount Texas Tech’s horse, Misty, sent the University of Texas Longhorn Bevo to the ground with a kick in the side, and defacated at midfield during a TCU – SMU game, the week that TCU unveiled the school’s brand new Field Turf.
# Peruna is also noted for having spent the night in every one of SMU’s Panhellanic Sorority houses.
July 17th, 2007 at 4:55 pm
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Bay Area Bear says:
1. Hard to decide: Cal-USC or Cal-Tennessee. Though my pride would be damaged if we lost to Tenn, making the Rose Bowl (USC) is more important than petty inter-conference dick games.
2. Anything where USC loses.
3. Jeff Tedford, Desean Jackson, Colt Brennan, Jeff Tedford, and Jeff Tedford.
4. Isis: …The tale describes how Nephthys became sexually frustrated with Set and disguised herself as the much more attractive Isis to try to seduce him. The plot failed, but Osiris now found Nepthys very attractive, as he thought she was Isis.
July 17th, 2007 at 5:03 pm
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Jonathan says:
Damn, going to miss another one;
1) UGA vs. UA, Saban’s first welcome back into the SEC.
2) UT vs. Cal, In Cal! and I would be happy regardless of who won.
3) Phil Steele for that rdiculous accuracy streak, humanity advanced for well being advanced, and Pete Carroll for not being able to do anything wrong.
4)Artemis…
July 17th, 2007 at 5:07 pm
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The Last Dragon says:
#1. LSU/Bama – Saban outcoaches the big hat man
#2. Ark/LSU – just to watch humanity advanced
#3. Spurrier, Leach, and Hawkins. Just because they all are funny as hell.
#4. Nike – the goddess of victory. And we all know that victory is the sexiest thing going.
July 17th, 2007 at 5:08 pm
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Kecalf Bailey says:
#1. Iron Bowl
#2. Never been to the Worlds Largest Outdoor Coke Orgy, but I am going with the Sugar Bowl. New Orleans > Jacksonville every day of the week.
#3. John Mark Stallings, Evan Williams, Anheuser Busch.
#4. I aspire to most like Priapus. He’s pretty much my hero.
July 17th, 2007 at 5:10 pm
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Kecalf Bailey says:
to *be* most like Priapus. Big difference, and don’t give me any freudian shit.
July 17th, 2007 at 5:12 pm
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kleph says:
1) Iron Bowl. no question.
2) since the Bama vs LSU is not allowed in my case I gotta go with Texas OU.
3) Pete Carroll of course. who else can recruit but by simply standing on the 50-yard-line, emminating his glow and saying “Suffer the children to come unto Me. Go up; for I will deliver them”
4) as a writer, i’ve got to go with a daughter of Mnemosyne here. and then it would have to be Calliope. if she was good enough for Homer she’s good enough for me.
July 17th, 2007 at 5:22 pm
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Will says:
1.Game you would sacrifice your firstborn to the gods for this year.
Arkansas at LSU- see if McFadden can win the Heisman trophy the day after Thanksgiving.
2. Game NOT involving your team you’d sacrifice something to the gods to watch…
LSU vs. VT- this could easily turn into the 6-3 barn-burner from the late 50s that we all know and love.
3. Name three college football gods right now
McFadden; White, Harvin
4. Who’s the sexiest god/goddess?
Hrm. Being a Southern Baptist, white bread monotheist who denies the existence of all ‘Gods’ save the Almighty, I’ll go with the default God. The Beard is hella sexy.
July 17th, 2007 at 5:35 pm
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Herb says:
What’s the over/under on percentage of EDSBS Live! listeners listening while playing NCAA Football?
July 17th, 2007 at 5:44 pm
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hailstate says:
1. NONE. Sylvester Croom has beaten the joy out this State fan.
2. Hawaii v. Boise State, Nov 23.
3. Tebow, McFadden, Steve Slaton, Steve Kragthorpe
4. I don’t have time for that shit.
July 17th, 2007 at 5:56 pm
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Anonymous IV says:
1. Between Tennessee @ California & USC @ California I will go with the first choice. I lose more first borns every college football season.
2. Virginia Tech @ LSU – With those defenses I expect the score to be 2-0.
3. As a Cal fan Sancto Tedford leads the list, Gene Chizik, and Ron English.
4. I will pick two:
Mayahuel – the Aztec goddess of maguey, and by extension, alcohol. She also has many breasts (possibly 400) that cause drunkenenss.
Xochiquetzal – the Aztec goddess of female sexuality, prostitutes, flowers, pleasure, craft, weaving, and young mothers. Originally a moon and love goddess.
July 17th, 2007 at 6:06 pm
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kleph says:
by the way, you folks in the aphrodite camp on question four. please remember her side LOST the war. and her boy paris got killed as well.
July 17th, 2007 at 6:08 pm
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PJ from NU in SF says:
1) NU 42, tOSU 14. No kids to offer up, but I’d trade the jewels for that one.
2) Louisville at WVU. It’s her team, I just root for the Birds.
3) Steele as analyst god, Carroll as coaching god (as difficult as that is to admit), and Tree as mascot god.
4) Sexiest goddess: Thalia. Sexiest god: Apollo
July 17th, 2007 at 6:16 pm
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MCab says:
1.Game you would sacrifice your firstborn to the gods for this year.
LSU-VaTech, and more blue chip teams need serious games like this. I get tired of the cupcake fast that is 90% of regular season games.
2. Game NOT involving your team you’d sacrifice something to the gods to watch…
Boise State at Hawaii, football + beaches = well, football + beaches.
3. Name three college football gods right now
coaches, players, mascots, etc…
Glenn Dorsey, CJ Spiller, Urban Meyer
4. Who’s the sexiest god/goddess?
Mayra Veronica. Yes, she is not of this earth.
July 17th, 2007 at 6:21 pm
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oc phil says:
1) I’ve put too much work into the firstborn already and she is turning out well, so I guess I have to pass on that one.
2) UT at Cal. Since USC won’t get the chance to kick the snot out of an SEC team this year (unless it happens in a BCS game), Cal needs to pick up the slack and atone for the choke job last year.
3) Pete Carroll (coach), D. McFadden (playah), K. Herbstriet (media)
4) Ursala Andress in “Clash of the Titans”
and #14 Domerguy: Reposting that stupid old list from Bruins Nation yet again just makes you look like a whiney bitch. Half the stuff on there is pure BS, like players being “investigated” for things. That is a product of pure jealousy.
July 17th, 2007 at 6:23 pm
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The Conscience of a Nation says:
#21:
Great selection. But I do admit a small chuckle– our great dane is named Isis. She is very pretty, though.
July 17th, 2007 at 6:39 pm
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Giantandre says:
1. UCLA @ USC …..time to exact revenge (why all the ND/SC love? ..that will be a ritual killing…bars in Chi-town are nice though)
2. Tenn @ Cal – Lets go Pac 10 (plus I dont leave the Pacific Time Zone except to go to Hawaii)
3. Pete Carroll is above God status (like Zeus the king of the god’s) so Chris Fowler, Percy Harvin, ESPN Gameplan
4. Isis – sweet name, bitchen powers
July 17th, 2007 at 7:35 pm
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Kanu says:
After hearing him talk, I’m even more convinced that this is errily accurate:
http://dodgyatbest.blogspot.com/2006/10/aditlops-day-in-life-of-phil-steele.html
July 17th, 2007 at 7:55 pm
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Coop says:
1. S. Carolina game – Normalcy must be restored, and it begins again, post-Turkey day.
2. Oklahoma-Texas – I have been to several UGa/Fla tilts, so I want to see the other neutral rivalry game. Also, I want nothing to do with watching Southern Cal or any Big 10 school, which might as well include Notre Dame.
3. CJ Spiller (mancrush of mythical proportions for that Dungeons and Dragon-esque#4 question), the WILDCAT formation, the 1 or 2 Saturdays a year where I don’t travel for games and I begin the day by drinking with Gameday at 11AM. The following Sundays never go over well.
4. What kind of question is this? What did you people major in while in undergrad? Impracticality with a minor in women’s studies? Say it with me people, FINANCE!
Anyway, my answer to #4 is I hate mythology and shit that didn’t exist.
Carry on..
July 17th, 2007 at 8:49 pm
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Coop says:
#20
Brian, what is the alternative to Panhel sororities? Do they have local ones at SMU or something?
That sounds intriguing, if so. Attractive women w/o “regulations.”
July 17th, 2007 at 8:55 pm
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kleph says:
And the LORD said, “I will cause all my goodness to pass in front of you, and I will proclaim my name, the LORD, in your presence. I will have mercy on whom I will have mercy, and I will have compassion on whom I will have compassion. But,” he said, “you cannot see my face, for no one may see me and live.”
Then the LORD said, “There is a place near me where you may stand on a rock. When my glory passes by, I will put you in a cleft in the rock and cover you with my hand until I have passed by. Then I will remove my hand and you will see my back; but my face must not be seen.”
now i know EXACTLY how that feels.
July 17th, 2007 at 9:01 pm
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Texas Gal says:
Despite the awesomely accurate answer of PeterPumpkinhead (who has earned +++ points), I must confess that Phil Steele is most definitely a god. Tonight’s show has confirmed this.
July 17th, 2007 at 9:08 pm
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Anonymous IV says:
Kleph, that is great usage of Christian mythology on post #40. Truly Phil Steele is God.
July 17th, 2007 at 9:43 pm
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Harris says:
1) UCLA/ND. The Irish will probably get stomped, but the game is in LA and as I llive in Philadelphia that might be my last chance to see the sun this year.
2) OSU/Michigan is always a great game, but I figure the BBQ, tailgating possibilities, general insanity of Southern fans, joy of witnessing drunken Cajuns and the sheer unadulterated hate will make LSU/BAMA the game to be at this year.
3) Pat White, the Sweatervest and Golden Tate, just because there isn’t a better name in the history of Notre Dame and that’s one of the best names in country
4) Our Lady of Guadalupe. She’s got that smooth skin, she’s a Latina so I bet she’s got a sweet bunda under that habit and she’s a virgin so I know that poon is muthafuckin tiz-ite.
July 17th, 2007 at 10:10 pm
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DC Trojan says:
Ay por dios, Harris. Couldn’t quite bring yourself to go the distance with the full Hail Mary, then? You’re a marked man south of Matamoros now…
July 17th, 2007 at 11:29 pm
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Jay Whitlow says:
I heard about the program from noted anthropologist Jay Whitlow, who is a fan of the tennessee volunteers.
July 17th, 2007 at 11:43 pm
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Dinknflicka says:
A suggestion for next week or in the near future: please do the show between 9 and 5 when normal people with regular jobs can listen without outside interference. Thanks, hoss!
As for the answers to 1-4. I think it’s a trick question.
The answer for all is one: Quetzacoatl, that badassed feathered serpant from south of the border.
July 18th, 2007 at 1:14 am
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Jeff from LA says:
1. This one is difficult. I think NU/USC is going to be the better game, but UCLA/USC is the game that could lead to years of nightmares if we lose.
2. Tennessee v. Cal: This is Cal’s chance to represent the Pac-10. If Cal somehow finds a way to lose this game, I will pray for them to go 0-12 for the season.
3. Pete Carroll as a god, Les Miles as the devil, and Charlie Weis as the false Messiah.
4. Eurydice. She’s not a God, but Orpheus went into Hades for her, so she must have been something. In the alternative, Megan Fox from Transformers.
July 18th, 2007 at 1:23 am
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yoyofutbawl says:
1. Iron Bowl (got my MBA at bammer, so it sorta counts)
2. Tenn/Fla or LSU/Aub, toss up. Clemmons/Free Shoes a close 3rd
3. McFadden, UC Irvine Anteaters, da CoachO (hey, what would we do WITHOUT him?)
4. Michele Tafoya.
July 18th, 2007 at 7:11 am
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Harris says:
DC, the Virgin seems a little whitebread for my tastes. She’d only want to do it once on Tuesdays and twice on Saturdays, always in the missionary position and turn off the lights, you pervert! Guadalupe, on the other hand, can pound tequila shots all night before screwing doggystyle on the hood of a ‘71 Pontiac Bonnevile.
July 18th, 2007 at 7:32 am
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Brian says:
#39 – Im pretty sure they are national. All that info was stolen from the mascot’s wikipedia entry. Sorry to get your hopes up.
July 18th, 2007 at 7:43 am
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Cincy says:
1) OU/Texas… always and forever.
2) tOSU@Michigan. Never been to a big tenoreleven stadium.
3a) Hercules McFadden: Demi-God who will one day be elevated to immortality
3b) Stanford Tree: God of Wine and
3c) Pete (my fingers are melting as I type this) Carroll: God of Wealth and Prosperity
4) Artemis: Always been a sucker for the hot, athletic type.
July 18th, 2007 at 8:21 am
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kleph says:
if you missed it you can go to the EDSBS NowLive page and download the podcast. there are a couple of callers at ths start of the show but phil arrives at about a half-hour in. here is the breakdown of what awaits you…
37:16 Declares Vanderbilt will make a bowl.
39:46 Breaks down Cal Tenn. Breaks Holly’s heart.
41.52 Neb. – USC. Says Keller will be the Neb qb.
49:50 Oregon – Mich. O is underrated.
46:56 “I go do all my reading on a team… get it done and BOOM whip out the tape recorder.”
48:25 Penn St. – ND. “This may be the season Joe Paterno returned for.”
51:44 South Fla. – Auburn. They have a shot.
52:56 Okla. St. – Ga. Georgia will take the SEC East.
54:36 LSU – Va. Tech. National Title elimination game.
56:58 Texas minutae concerning Tray Allen.
58:04 Big 12. Breaks down TX and OU.
1:01:06 Tebow. Better fit than Leak.
1:02:29 The quiz.
1:06:36 “Bacon Pants”
July 18th, 2007 at 8:24 am
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kleph says:
also, a sampling of our reactions in the chatroom during the interview can be found on snarkastic.
July 18th, 2007 at 8:34 am
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immikfefazz says:
Is it wrong to have a man-crush on Phil Steele? I think not…
1.Game you would sacrifice your firstborn to the gods for this year.
I just had twin girls the other day, so giving up my first born won’t be a problem since he’s so passe (just kidding, honey!)…Penn State v. Notre Dame on September 8. Payback is a bitch, Domers.
2. Game NOT involving your team you’d sacrifice something to the gods to watch…
Boise State @ Hawaii. Colt McCoy. Lots of points. Hawaiian treats. What’s not to like?
3. Name three college football gods right now
coaches, players, mascots, etc…
Dan Connor, Noel Devine and Saban, baby!
4. Who’s the sexiest god/goddess?
My god, you pagans!
July 18th, 2007 at 8:59 am
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robert says:
My God, the chatroom was awesome last night…If you weren’t there, then you better listen now.
Phil Steele and MacGyver need to go find Bin Laden.
July 18th, 2007 at 9:25 am
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Wooderson says:
Hey, Mike Fazz. I can’t wait for you State Penn inmates tot taste the sad on 9/8. It will be fun.
July 18th, 2007 at 9:53 am
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Hook'em Tide says:
1) Iron Bowl. 5 in row? FUCK! Saban has to stop the bleeding.
2) Tenn V Cal (rep the SEC, vols!) or whatever huge upset Spurrier pulls off against a higher-ranked SEC rival.
3) Tebow the Titan, the slutty twins in the Houndstooth Hats, and EDSBS.com.
4) THAT DEMI-GOD CHICK FROM GHOSTBUSTERS.
“When someone asks you “if you’re a god?” you say, “Yes!”
July 18th, 2007 at 10:12 am
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Dr. Egon Spengler says:
#56 – I believe you speak of Gozer the Gozerian, but remember that Zuul was the minion of Gozer. And that Dr. Venkman’s girlfriend is a dog.
July 18th, 2007 at 11:14 am
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Holly says:
Kisses, Kleph.
July 18th, 2007 at 12:12 pm
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DPeck says:
1) Auburn @ Florida (and Leak choked in last year’s game, no question about it…that interception w/ 2:25 left when he threw the ball into the middle of 3 Auburn players, when Florida’s only down 1…that’s complete chokery, no doubt about it)
2) Texas @ Texas A&M (question for next week: top 3 home field advantages outside the Southeastern Conference)
3) http://www.voluptas.info/ (this shant be debated)
July 18th, 2007 at 2:13 pm
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crazy tom says:
Harris- As far as Golden Tate is concerned, remember first off that his full name is “Golden Tate III”. I have to assume a decade or so hence, there will be a Golden Tate IV. Also, while it is indeed a great name and belongs in the pantheon of ND football names, the greatest name ever at ND still has to be Hiawatha Francisco.
July 18th, 2007 at 4:37 pm
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kleph says:
abrazos, holly.
July 18th, 2007 at 4:45 pm