EDSBS LIVE! TIME FOR THE MAN OF STEELE.
What: EDSBS Live! online radio. Phil Steele/Big Game edition.
PHIL STEELE!!! GIMME A FUCKIN’ SIREN!!!!!!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
When: 7:30 Eastern, 4:30 for all you angels on the West Coast.
Where: At NowLive, where you can chat with each other and the show hosts throughout the broadcast in the online forum (type quickly or die!). To phone in to the show, just call (310) 984-7600.
Who: Phil Steele, football monk and forecasteer supreme. You. Are. Not. Ready.
How excited are we? Like, Go! Team excited.
The four questions for tonight:
1.Game you would sacrifice your firstborn to the gods for this year.
Florida/Tennessee. Pure, intoxicating hatred we happily spike ourselves with every September.
2. Game NOT involving your team you’d sacrifice something to the gods to watch…
Right now we’re high on the Nebraska/USC game, which (of course) is the same day as the Tennessee/Florida game. So how bout the first Tuberville/Saban Iron Bowl? That’s got to be worth a prize chicken or two thrown onto the sacrificial altar, no?
3. Name three college football gods right now
coaches, players, mascots, etc…
Sunday Morning Quarterback, Urban Meyer, and Darren McFadden.
4. Who’s the sexiest god/goddess?
Trick question–Lemmy! In all serious unseriousness, we’ll go with Kali: unstable, violent, often depicted as quite curvy in her gentler forms, and has like a zillion arms. Those would have to come in handy at crucial junctures in Business Time.









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Cincy says:
1) OU/Texas… always and forever.
2) tOSU@Michigan. Never been to a big tenoreleven stadium.
3a) Hercules McFadden: Demi-God who will one day be elevated to immortality
3b) Stanford Tree: God of Wine and
3c) Pete (my fingers are melting as I type this) Carroll: God of Wealth and Prosperity
4) Artemis: Always been a sucker for the hot, athletic type.
July 18th, 2007 at 8:21 am
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kleph says:
if you missed it you can go to the EDSBS NowLive page and download the podcast. there are a couple of callers at ths start of the show but phil arrives at about a half-hour in. here is the breakdown of what awaits you…
37:16 Declares Vanderbilt will make a bowl.
39:46 Breaks down Cal Tenn. Breaks Holly’s heart.
41.52 Neb. – USC. Says Keller will be the Neb qb.
49:50 Oregon – Mich. O is underrated.
46:56 “I go do all my reading on a team… get it done and BOOM whip out the tape recorder.”
48:25 Penn St. – ND. “This may be the season Joe Paterno returned for.”
51:44 South Fla. – Auburn. They have a shot.
52:56 Okla. St. – Ga. Georgia will take the SEC East.
54:36 LSU – Va. Tech. National Title elimination game.
56:58 Texas minutae concerning Tray Allen.
58:04 Big 12. Breaks down TX and OU.
1:01:06 Tebow. Better fit than Leak.
1:02:29 The quiz.
1:06:36 “Bacon Pants”
July 18th, 2007 at 8:24 am
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kleph says:
also, a sampling of our reactions in the chatroom during the interview can be found on snarkastic.
July 18th, 2007 at 8:34 am
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immikfefazz says:
Is it wrong to have a man-crush on Phil Steele? I think not…
1.Game you would sacrifice your firstborn to the gods for this year.
I just had twin girls the other day, so giving up my first born won’t be a problem since he’s so passe (just kidding, honey!)…Penn State v. Notre Dame on September 8. Payback is a bitch, Domers.
2. Game NOT involving your team you’d sacrifice something to the gods to watch…
Boise State @ Hawaii. Colt McCoy. Lots of points. Hawaiian treats. What’s not to like?
3. Name three college football gods right now
coaches, players, mascots, etc…
Dan Connor, Noel Devine and Saban, baby!
4. Who’s the sexiest god/goddess?
My god, you pagans!
July 18th, 2007 at 8:59 am
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robert says:
My God, the chatroom was awesome last night…If you weren’t there, then you better listen now.
Phil Steele and MacGyver need to go find Bin Laden.
July 18th, 2007 at 9:25 am
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Wooderson says:
Hey, Mike Fazz. I can’t wait for you State Penn inmates tot taste the sad on 9/8. It will be fun.
July 18th, 2007 at 9:53 am
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Hook'em Tide says:
1) Iron Bowl. 5 in row? FUCK! Saban has to stop the bleeding.
2) Tenn V Cal (rep the SEC, vols!) or whatever huge upset Spurrier pulls off against a higher-ranked SEC rival.
3) Tebow the Titan, the slutty twins in the Houndstooth Hats, and EDSBS.com.
4) THAT DEMI-GOD CHICK FROM GHOSTBUSTERS.
“When someone asks you “if you’re a god?” you say, “Yes!”
July 18th, 2007 at 10:12 am
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Dr. Egon Spengler says:
#56 – I believe you speak of Gozer the Gozerian, but remember that Zuul was the minion of Gozer. And that Dr. Venkman’s girlfriend is a dog.
July 18th, 2007 at 11:14 am
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Holly says:
Kisses, Kleph.
July 18th, 2007 at 12:12 pm
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DPeck says:
1) Auburn @ Florida (and Leak choked in last year’s game, no question about it…that interception w/ 2:25 left when he threw the ball into the middle of 3 Auburn players, when Florida’s only down 1…that’s complete chokery, no doubt about it)
2) Texas @ Texas A&M (question for next week: top 3 home field advantages outside the Southeastern Conference)
3) http://www.voluptas.info/ (this shant be debated)
July 18th, 2007 at 2:13 pm
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crazy tom says:
Harris- As far as Golden Tate is concerned, remember first off that his full name is “Golden Tate III”. I have to assume a decade or so hence, there will be a Golden Tate IV. Also, while it is indeed a great name and belongs in the pantheon of ND football names, the greatest name ever at ND still has to be Hiawatha Francisco.
July 18th, 2007 at 4:37 pm
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kleph says:
abrazos, holly.
July 18th, 2007 at 4:45 pm