Comments on: THE NIGHT THE ORANGE BOWL CAUGHT FIRE

By: Joe

Joe — Sat, 14 Jul 2007 12:32:43 +0000

Funnily enough, I”m reading this from a hotel room in Japan. And yes, there’s porn on the TV, but haven’t you heard? The NEW Hottness here in Japan is maid costumes, not the schoolgirl. That’s an old standby though.

And to translate the Japanese, it was “We’re sorry everyone, we’re having technical difficulties with your nightly schoolgirl pornfest. Please watch these lumbering foreigners run around in this game they call “football” for a while until we can bring you your regularly scheduled schoolgirls being tortured with candlewax”

By: BobTyDavieham

BobTyDavieham — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 22:49:17 +0000

Kipp, let me know if you run across any of those “racy pictures” I never even thought of such a thing, but what a great idea

By: MCab

MCab — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 21:59:04 +0000

#20 – Delicious Tennis is my pimp name. I got ho’s on the’ track at the country clubs. A lot goes down in those tennis rooms.

Spanish feed for football that long ago? Don’t think too many latins were into pigskin back then. Funny enough, I remember that game. I didn’t even know the rules and I loved college football, and never gave a damn for the Saints.

By: SC_Gator

SC_Gator — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 20:32:10 +0000

I’m surprised they weren’t able to switch to a Spanish feed of one form or another. After all, this is Miami, there has to be Spanish broadcasting going on.

By: Kipp

Kipp — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 19:31:42 +0000

More importantly, where are the pictures of women available on the internet? I’ve never heard of such a thing, and I don’t believe that they exist. The internet is only for educational/research purposes!

Racy pictures of females on the internet . . . who’s ever even heard of such a suggestion?

By: Refuse to stab a pig

Refuse to stab a pig — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 19:28:47 +0000

#8, you are right, when it comes to a structurally unstable, urine-soaked den full of the most football-IQ challenged bandwagon fans located in the worst neighborhood in D-1 football, nobody beats the OB!

Hail to the gangsta rap played during TV timeouts!

By: beast in 'bama

beast in 'bama — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 19:16:29 +0000

Immolation of Enberg’s fine by me. Ever since he referred to Wimbledon as “delicious tennis.” Haven’t watched a match since.

By: PJ from NU in SF

PJ from NU in SF — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 19:13:32 +0000

Orson, I’d forgotten about that break in the reign of Criqui and Trumpy over the OB press box, and that Bill Walsh was the color guy with Dick for those years… for some reason I can see both of them in South Park Hell.

By: PW

PW — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 19:13:05 +0000

Holly, now that I know you’re caught up on your tetanus shots, I want your number.

Who am I kidding, I wanted it anyway.

By: PW

PW — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 19:12:34 +0000

Holly, now that I know you’re caught up on your tetanus shots, I want your number.

By: PW

PW — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 19:10:47 +0000

You just know that 75% of Japanese television programming is teacher/student bondage porn.

By: Wooderson

Wooderson — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 19:10:16 +0000

Holly, what exactly are you into? that’s some craziness.

By: Out of Conference

Out of Conference — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 19:07:29 +0000

You know it’s a long hot summer that won’t end so football can start when a hated rival defends another hated rival’s shithole of a stadium. Gawd, I love me some football.

By: jebushchrist

jebushchrist — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 19:06:49 +0000

So that’s what The Rock was cookin’!

(sorry)

By: SeaTrojan

SeaTrojan — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 19:03:51 +0000

Too bad the clip didn’t have Gayle Gardner’s feeble attempts at doing play by play during the mishap. It was God awful and I believe it precipitated the end of her network ascendancy.