THE NIGHT THE ORANGE BOWL CAUGHT FIRE

More Bunda please.

I miss that old orange bowl logo. He seemed so happy.

Maybe it’s cause he caught a big old whiff of the yayo from downtown.

Good Christ, it’s not as if this is the only place on the internet to see a world-class posterior.

Something tells me Lamar Thomas would have welcomed a studio fire.

Lamar Thomas would definitely warn us not to go bring that “fire” shit into the OB.

And so we would be treated to our tarantino moment.

No no no no no.

Set Maguire on fire, not Dick Enberg. What’s that nice old man from Michigan ever done to you, Orson?

Besides, can you imagine the call? “Maguire’s on fire! Maguire’s on fire! Oh, the humanity!”

See I’m more picturing Enberg yelling “Oh… myyyyyy” while being engulfed in flames… and it strangely pleases me.

You can find pictures of bunda elsewhere? Who knew?

Maguire was in the studio. Otherwise, we would have had him immolated in that scenario.

Remind me again, how many national championships and super bowls have been played in the swamp? Oh right, but at least the 300 lb, back country hookers are in rampant…bring on a big game.

The Orange Bowl bit me in 2001 (this is not a euphemism; I required a tetanus shot), and is not to be trusted.

From now on I will claim all life problems whether from fire, drunkeness, or peeing my pants to by due to “atmospheric conditions.”

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Next you want to start something at the Orange Bowl, my crutches are at your service.

Too bad the clip didn’t have Gayle Gardner’s feeble attempts at doing play by play during the mishap. It was God awful and I believe it precipitated the end of her network ascendancy.

So that’s what The Rock was cookin’!

(sorry)

You know it’s a long hot summer that won’t end so football can start when a hated rival defends another hated rival’s shithole of a stadium. Gawd, I love me some football.

Holly, what exactly are you into? that’s some craziness.

You just know that 75% of Japanese television programming is teacher/student bondage porn.

Holly, now that I know you’re caught up on your tetanus shots, I want your number.

Holly, now that I know you’re caught up on your tetanus shots, I want your number.

Who am I kidding, I wanted it anyway.

Orson, I’d forgotten about that break in the reign of Criqui and Trumpy over the OB press box, and that Bill Walsh was the color guy with Dick for those years… for some reason I can see both of them in South Park Hell.

Immolation of Enberg’s fine by me. Ever since he referred to Wimbledon as “delicious tennis.” Haven’t watched a match since.

#8, you are right, when it comes to a structurally unstable, urine-soaked den full of the most football-IQ challenged bandwagon fans located in the worst neighborhood in D-1 football, nobody beats the OB!

Hail to the gangsta rap played during TV timeouts!

More importantly, where are the pictures of women available on the internet? I’ve never heard of such a thing, and I don’t believe that they exist. The internet is only for educational/research purposes!

Racy pictures of females on the internet . . . who’s ever even heard of such a suggestion?

I’m surprised they weren’t able to switch to a Spanish feed of one form or another. After all, this is Miami, there has to be Spanish broadcasting going on.

1. - Delicious Tennis is my pimp name. I got ho’s on the’ track at the country clubs. A lot goes down in those tennis rooms.

Spanish feed for football that long ago? Don’t think too many latins were into pigskin back then. Funny enough, I remember that game. I didn’t even know the rules and I loved college football, and never gave a damn for the Saints.

Kipp, let me know if you run across any of those “racy pictures” I never even thought of such a thing, but what a great idea

Funnily enough, I"m reading this from a hotel room in Japan. And yes, there’s porn on the TV, but haven’t you heard? The NEW Hottness here in Japan is maid costumes, not the schoolgirl. That’s an old standby though.

And to translate the Japanese, it was "We’re sorry everyone, we’re having technical difficulties with your nightly schoolgirl pornfest. Please watch these lumbering foreigners run around in this game they call “football” for a while until we can bring you your regularly scheduled schoolgirls being tortured with candlewax"