DAILY AFFIRMATION: DAY 50
Survival is a matter of ingenuity, preparation, and psychology. Remember, you may have to drink your own urine, or eat maggots off a dead deer, or even dirty up your new iPhone to survive, you sad, pathetic iDork.
But if you do this…you will survive. And that’s the name of the game. And if you don’t like it…GO PLAY INTRAMURALS, BROTHER!!! Go play intramurals.

Picture corrected courtesy of Red Devil EA, who gets 100 COCKTAILS for his effort.









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RedDevilEA says:
51 Days? And you say we can’t count.
July 13th, 2007 at 8:34 am
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drogue says:
I want nominate Jim Harbaugh as the worst active CFB coach. I know this is a wee bit early, but I wanted to be the first on record. This has all the makings of a massive train wreck.
July 13th, 2007 at 8:34 am
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Allahver Fist says:
Has Dan Hawkins seen Transformers yet?
July 13th, 2007 at 8:39 am
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Kipp says:
I really just want to watch Man vs. WIld now. Thanks for ruining any semblance of productivity I was going to have this Friday.
July 13th, 2007 at 8:40 am
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TIGERinATL says:
Groundhog day? Damn.
July 13th, 2007 at 8:42 am
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drogue says:
Eat some of the maggots, save some for ice fishing.
July 13th, 2007 at 8:45 am
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Orson Swindle says:
Yes, completely fucked up on the numbering. If anyone would like to make a new one with the correct digits, please stand up.
July 13th, 2007 at 8:49 am
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Willis says:
Can someone link me to the video of that crazy asshole high-school coach who yelled at his players? I can’t find it.
July 13th, 2007 at 8:51 am
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RedDevilEA says:
Just sent a new one.
July 13th, 2007 at 9:02 am
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Scalz1 says:
4 days until NCAA ‘08. Orson hit me back about those copies of ‘08.
July 13th, 2007 at 9:05 am
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Out of Conference says:
Scalz1 – if by “copies” you mean bootleg, free, don’t have to pay a dime and they come with a free PS3 or XBox 360, then by all means, brother, count me in.
July 13th, 2007 at 9:13 am
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Oops Pow Surprise says:
IT’S BOWL SUBDIVISION FOOTBALL!!!
July 13th, 2007 at 9:43 am
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FutureExMrTexasGal says:
jealous much, orson???
Don’t hate on my iPhone! I’m edsbs’n from the motherfuckin chik-fil-a.
Count me in on NCAA 08. Can we have a thread to post our gamertags?
July 13th, 2007 at 10:22 am
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Jerkwheat says:
GO PLAY FOOTBALL CHAMPIONSHIP SUBDIVISION BROTHER!
July 13th, 2007 at 10:36 am
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JC says:
Must … post … soundfile …
http://web.dailycamera.com/audio/0207hawkins.mp3?wp_ml=0
July 13th, 2007 at 11:14 am
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jebushchrist says:
I think when the Daily Affirmation pic gets you more excited than the Friday Cheesecake pic, you’re at a point in your life when you need to reevaluate things.
In my defense, it is Dan F. Hawkins.
July 13th, 2007 at 11:41 am
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MCab says:
Is he prentending he’s driving in NASCAR?
BSU is bad@$$ flag football . . .
July 13th, 2007 at 11:51 am
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Scalz1 says:
sorry, no freebies, and I paid for my 360, so any free ones are not coming from me.
If you’re the same out of conference from mgoblog shoot me your email, and i’ll fill you in on the details.
July 13th, 2007 at 1:34 pm