DAILY AFFIRMATION: DAY 50

by Orson on Jul 13, 2007 9:29 AM EDT

Survival is a matter of ingenuity, preparation, and psychology. Remember, you may have to drink your own urine, or eat maggots off a dead deer, or even dirty up your new iPhone to survive, you sad, pathetic iDork.

But if you do this...you will survive. And that's the name of the game. And if you don't like it...GO PLAY INTRAMURALS, BROTHER!!! Go play intramurals.

Picture corrected courtesy of Red Devil EA, who gets 100 COCKTAILS for his effort.

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51 Days? And you say we can’t count.

by RedDevilEA on Jul 13, 2007 9:34 AM EDT reply actions

I want nominate Jim Harbaugh as the worst active CFB coach. I know this is a wee bit early, but I wanted to be the first on record. This has all the makings of a massive train wreck.

by drogue on Jul 13, 2007 9:34 AM EDT reply actions

Has Dan Hawkins seen Transformers yet?

by Allahver Fist on Jul 13, 2007 9:39 AM EDT reply actions

I really just want to watch Man vs. WIld now. Thanks for ruining any semblance of productivity I was going to have this Friday.

by Kipp on Jul 13, 2007 9:40 AM EDT reply actions

Groundhog day? Damn.

by TIGERinATL on Jul 13, 2007 9:42 AM EDT reply actions

Eat some of the maggots, save some for ice fishing.

by drogue on Jul 13, 2007 9:45 AM EDT reply actions

Yes, completely fucked up on the numbering. If anyone would like to make a new one with the correct digits, please stand up.

by Orson Swindle on Jul 13, 2007 9:49 AM EDT reply actions

Can someone link me to the video of that crazy asshole high-school coach who yelled at his players? I can’t find it.

by Willis on Jul 13, 2007 9:51 AM EDT reply actions

Just sent a new one.

by RedDevilEA on Jul 13, 2007 10:02 AM EDT reply actions

4 days until NCAA ’08. Orson hit me back about those copies of ’08.

by Scalz1 on Jul 13, 2007 10:05 AM EDT reply actions

Scalz1 – if by “copies” you mean bootleg, free, don’t have to pay a dime and they come with a free PS3 or XBox 360, then by all means, brother, count me in.

by Out of Conference on Jul 13, 2007 10:13 AM EDT reply actions

IT’S BOWL SUBDIVISION FOOTBALL!!!

by Oops Pow Surprise on Jul 13, 2007 10:43 AM EDT reply actions

jealous much, orson???

Don’t hate on my iPhone! I’m edsbs’n from the motherfuckin chik-fil-a.

Count me in on NCAA 08. Can we have a thread to post our gamertags?

by FutureExMrTexasGal on Jul 13, 2007 11:22 AM EDT reply actions

GO PLAY FOOTBALL CHAMPIONSHIP SUBDIVISION BROTHER!

by Jerkwheat on Jul 13, 2007 11:36 AM EDT reply actions

Must … post … soundfile …

http://web.dailycamera.com/audio/0207hawkins.mp3?wp_ml=0

by JC on Jul 13, 2007 12:14 PM EDT reply actions

I think when the Daily Affirmation pic gets you more excited than the Friday Cheesecake pic, you’re at a point in your life when you need to reevaluate things.

In my defense, it is Dan F. Hawkins.

by jebushchrist on Jul 13, 2007 12:41 PM EDT reply actions

Is he prentending he’s driving in NASCAR?

BSU is bad@$$ flag football . . .

by MCab on Jul 13, 2007 12:51 PM EDT reply actions

sorry, no freebies, and I paid for my 360, so any free ones are not coming from me.
If you’re the same out of conference from mgoblog shoot me your email, and i’ll fill you in on the details.

by Scalz1 on Jul 13, 2007 2:34 PM EDT reply actions