NICK SABAN LIVES IN YOUR CHEST? GROSS

by Orson on Jul 12, 2007 1:25 PM EDT

That thurr is "a joke," according to his Flickr caption, but this might be more literal than one might think, since we could buy the idea that Saban spends the night feeding on the innards of a new, willing victim before popping whole from their chests after three whole hours sleep the night before before ripping into a lineman and reducing him to tears.

The one hole in this theory: it's awfully difficult to watch game tape from inside someone's chest cavity. Unless he has an IPhone, which means he'd have had to wait in line for one. That remains impossible. We know Saban doesn't have time for that shit.

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Unlike John Edwards, I’m sure Saban’s people can use his name to get an iPhone sans line in ’bama.

by Herb on Jul 12, 2007 1:26 PM EDT reply actions

Has to be a joke – the guy in the pic obviously pays attention to personal hygiene.

by Out of Conference on Jul 12, 2007 1:31 PM EDT reply actions

the least he could have done was carve it into his chest a al marky mark in “fear.” NICOLE 4 EVA!!!!

by gerry dorsey on Jul 12, 2007 1:37 PM EDT reply actions

Well, he does for the next couple years, anyway.

by Oops Pow Surprise on Jul 12, 2007 1:42 PM EDT reply actions

negative 100 cocktails for making me unwillingly look at pancake nipples and a happy trail.

by CFB Authority on Jul 12, 2007 1:43 PM EDT reply actions

His back reads “Hot Boild P-Nuts”.

by Allahver Fist on Jul 12, 2007 1:45 PM EDT reply actions

this picture should put saban in the early lead for the 2008 edition of the “Who’s Now?” bracket

by frankiemerman on Jul 12, 2007 1:50 PM EDT reply actions

It’s all fun and games until someone gets hurt.

The bama nation’s unbridled, overbearing, and downright creepy devotion to a love ’em and leave ’em type like Saban is a sure recipe for heartbreak.

by TIGERinATL on Jul 12, 2007 1:56 PM EDT reply actions

GAME OVER, MAN

(get it? GET IT??)

by Holly on Jul 12, 2007 2:09 PM EDT reply actions

why des this picture make me think of Morrissey?

by AllWhoYonder on Jul 12, 2007 2:13 PM EDT reply actions

The picture reminds me of the “tuck” scene in Silence of the Lambs.

by MCab on Jul 12, 2007 2:24 PM EDT reply actions

I love the tags for this picture on flickr. It’s like he saw CFB Authority’s joke coming.

bryan
johnson
nick
saban
pancakes
alabama
flag

by nixforsix on Jul 12, 2007 2:39 PM EDT reply actions

I didn’t a good Jersey boy like AJ Soprano was a Bama man…that explains a lot.

by Ness on Jul 12, 2007 2:48 PM EDT reply actions

Someone needs to do a Photoshop of this picture in which Saban is actually growing out of the dude’s chest a la Kuato.

by Doug on Jul 12, 2007 2:49 PM EDT reply actions

should say ’didn’t know’…

damn vibrataing Red Bull fingers!

by Ness on Jul 12, 2007 2:50 PM EDT reply actions

Alabama flag eh? Oh this makes 100x more sense now.

Draping a flag around you with no shirt and a paunch seemed soccer-fanish, so I kept thinking that was the flag of England — but the red X is rotated 45 degrees. Damn those tricky Alabamans and their “Neo Confederate” (don’t think we dont know what you’re up to) flag.

by Brian on Jul 12, 2007 2:50 PM EDT reply actions

#10:
why des this picture make me think of Morrissey?

Well, Morrissey is playing in Birmingham on Wednesday. Maybe he’s getting ready for that too.

by Nico on Jul 12, 2007 2:55 PM EDT reply actions

“His back reads "Hot Boild P-Nuts".”
Frequent Gulf Shores Visitor Kudos, Mr. Fist.

by TigerNacho on Jul 12, 2007 3:02 PM EDT reply actions

I mean, why did his shirt have to be off? There’s something homoerotic about this.

by Hook'em Tide on Jul 12, 2007 3:03 PM EDT reply actions

“I believe Alabama’s state colors are red and primer.”
~ Larry the Cable guy

by MCab on Jul 12, 2007 3:05 PM EDT reply actions

He’s got some child-bearing hips on him, I’ll give him that. The off-center belly button? Not so much.

by jebushchrist on Jul 12, 2007 3:08 PM EDT reply actions

I keep thinking of Simon LeBon for some reason….

Does that make me gay?

by Whitey on Jul 12, 2007 3:27 PM EDT reply actions

I am most horrified by the hair below his belly button looking like an arrow. I fear this guy would say Auburn goes there for vacation.

Also, Alabama’s state flag is a recolored version of Scotland’s? Interesting…

by John F on Jul 12, 2007 3:28 PM EDT reply actions

Is that cork board? Is he actually crucified on cork board? Somebody remove the push pins and get him down from there.

by beast in 'bama on Jul 12, 2007 3:29 PM EDT reply actions

It should be noted that this guy is a Georgia fan… I think. That’s what it says on flickr.

by TideDruid on Jul 12, 2007 3:58 PM EDT reply actions

The Alabama flag is a dead-ringer for the saltire of the St Patrick’s Flag of Ireland – which would either make this the most subtle Morrissey – Alabama reference ever – Irish Blood, English heart, golden flake LDL, there is no beer on earth I will turn from – or an indication that this guy is just in need of a hobby and a “special someone”

by DC Trojan on Jul 12, 2007 4:21 PM EDT reply actions

Meth Addict Dept:

Tell the kids: You will end up like Saban Flag Man if you get hooked on crystal meth.

On the other hand, RKelly and Whitney Houston are the poster persons for crack or crank addicts.

by Stacy Keibler Luvs Me on Jul 12, 2007 4:32 PM EDT reply actions

That guy looks a heck of a lot thinner than the last time we saw him…

http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g189/eahennin/719895402.jpg

by PW on Jul 12, 2007 5:10 PM EDT reply actions

+1 Gerry

Any true Bama fan would “post” that message permanently. This cat is just a poser.

by Mike P. on Jul 12, 2007 5:43 PM EDT reply actions

- It is the same guy, that was cocaine he was covered in. Amped up the metabolism, and wammo, off goes 45 lbs in three days.

by MCab on Jul 12, 2007 6:22 PM EDT reply actions

Brian, A Georgian has no room to talk about neo-confederate flags. For crying out loud your state compromised removing the confederate battle flag from your state flag by making a replica of the first confederate national flag and placing the seal in the field of blue.

Ironically the civil rights groups were appeased and the rednecks complained about losing their history. Which just goes to show NOBODY knows their history…

I also go with fake although why a UGA boy wants to make fun of the guy who gets paid 4Mil/yr for winning 10 games or more only twice is beyond me….

by Stephen on Jul 12, 2007 8:03 PM EDT reply actions