DAILY AFFIRMATION: DAY 51
Even in the fairy tale-land of Madison, Wisconsin, they can hear college football coming.
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1
lumpy says:
I came to get down (2x)
So get out your seats and jump around
Jump around (3x)
Jump up Jump up and get down.
Jump (18x)
I’ll serve your ass like John MacEnroe
If your girl steps up, I’m smacking the ho
Word to your moms I came to drop bombs
I got more rhymes than the bible’s got psalms
And just like the Prodigal Son I’ve returned
Anyone stepping to me you’ll get burned
Cause I got lyrics and you ain’t got none
So if you come to battle bring a shotgun
But if you do you’re a fool, cause I duel to the death
Try and step to me you’ll take your last breath
I gots the skill, come get your fill
Cause when I shoot ta give, I shoot to kill
July 12th, 2007 at 7:44 am
2
RedDevilEA says:
Word.
July 12th, 2007 at 7:47 am
3
drogue says:
I’m so verklempt
July 12th, 2007 at 7:52 am
4
Wooderson says:
Or better yet a Terminator,
Like Arnold Schwarzenegger,
Tryin’ ta play me out
like as if my name was Sega
July 12th, 2007 at 8:17 am
5
Out of Conference says:
True dat.
July 12th, 2007 at 8:17 am
6
Oops Pow Surprise says:
“I ain’t goin’ out like no punk bitch.” – Brooks Bollinger
July 12th, 2007 at 8:20 am
7
Brian says:
My friend found his much older brother’s House of Pain shirt in a box in the attic when we were 14. He sported that thing around like he was God.
July 12th, 2007 at 8:28 am
8
RedDevilEA says:
We gon RAHD on dem morks. At the borbecue!!
July 12th, 2007 at 8:28 am
9
Michigan Gator says:
Whitey Ford is a douche…
That song was hotttttt though…
July 12th, 2007 at 8:48 am
10
Brewster Crew says:
Wisconsin students- A cross between “Fargo” and “Bill Swerski’s Superfans”
House of Pain- White Irish rappers from Boston.
It’s truely a “You got your chocolate in my peanut butter” situation. It just doesn’t make sense. How the sconis ever figured out how to jump around without a translator is mind-boggling.
July 12th, 2007 at 8:50 am
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lumpy says:
Brewster: Most of 99% of ‘Fargo’ took place in Minnesota. And here’s a video for you:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfIA7lhsSKs
July 12th, 2007 at 9:01 am
12
Wooderson says:
Does anyone else remember when Wisonsin only sold 3/5th of the tickets to their stadium? I cause I do.
July 12th, 2007 at 9:19 am
13
Out of Conference says:
Great, you brag about blocking a punt against Minnesota – next thing you know your coach will cheat his way to securing a win aginst Penn State. Oh wait…
July 12th, 2007 at 9:20 am
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Brian says:
“I’ve got a piece of Polish sausage LODGED in the lining of my heart…I think I’m havin’ a heart attack, that’d be a baker’s dozen Bob.”
July 12th, 2007 at 9:25 am
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always rebellious says:
“My friend found his [i]much older[/i] brother’s House of Pain shirt in a box in the attic when we were 14. He sported that thing around like he was God.”
Your adjectives make me stifle tears while I’m reaching for this month’s copy of AARP.
July 12th, 2007 at 9:25 am
16
Scalz1 says:
I thought it was 51 days until “This is how we do it “?
July 12th, 2007 at 9:25 am
17
always rebellious says:
much older
I suck at the intercodes.
July 12th, 2007 at 9:30 am
18
lumpy says:
#13 – OK, that was not BB’s finest move. But it did force the NCAA to change that stupid rule.
July 12th, 2007 at 9:35 am
19
Chief says:
wasn’t yesterday mustache wednesday? WTF O?
July 12th, 2007 at 9:39 am
20
maskedavenger says:
There is nothing like watching those badgers jump around.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=eLU15S6ile0
July 12th, 2007 at 9:49 am
21
PeteJayhawk says:
So Brian – apparently Madison (aka one of the most active/physically fit cities in the nation) is the same as Chicago?
I don’t get the joke. Please elaborate.
July 12th, 2007 at 10:23 am
22
Jerkwheat says:
kudos to Wisconsin fans for being amongst the most enjoyable I’ve ever met at a bowl game. Twas a fine time drinking with you all at the random generic Shenangians type places in the Orlando area over New Years.
July 12th, 2007 at 10:25 am
23
Mike P. says:
Camp Randall Rules:
1) Put the beer down when bagpipes begin. Never waste the frothy goodness!
2) Eat nothing after the 7:30 mark in the third quarter. Cramping can, and will, occur.
3) If you were at the games the season Alan Ameche won the Heisman, DO NOT participate. Hips weaken with age. The number of paramedics are limited and you don’t want to have to lay in spilled frothy goodness (see rule 1) in agonizing pain.
Love, peace, and soul
July 12th, 2007 at 10:31 am
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Brian says:
“Wisconsin students- A cross between “Fargo” and “Bill Swerski’s Superfans”
That’s a Chris Farley quote from that SNL skit of “Bill Swerski’s Superfans.”
The skit’s on Youtube, check it out, so funny.
Hurricane Ditka!
July 12th, 2007 at 10:42 am
25
Brewster Crew says:
I’ll give the dirty sconis one thing, after and before the game we can all relax and have a couple (dozen) beers. That, and I’ve never had a bad time on State Street. Barry and State Street adventures almost swayed me to betray my loyalties to the team I grew up watching. Almost.
July 12th, 2007 at 10:49 am
26
Kenny says:
Threadjack:
Hayley, in response to Les Miles’ challenge, is taking over the world.
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=Hayley+Lafontaine.&btnG=Google+Search
and
http://www.google.com/search?num=100&hl=en&q=%22Hayley+Lafontaine%22&btnG=Search
July 12th, 2007 at 10:53 am
27
Out of Conference says:
Wife’s a Badger alumn, so I get my digs in as much as I can (away from her presence, mind you). Madtown is a great city, loved State Street, the Essen Haus, and is it Pedro’s for Thursday nights?
July 12th, 2007 at 12:06 pm
28
MCab says:
I’ve been petitioning LSU to play Busta Rhymes’ “Fire it Up” at halftime, but they say they’ll “think it over.” Philistines . . .
July 12th, 2007 at 2:03 pm
29
Greg says:
51 days until the worst fans in college football boo at guys getting taken off the field in stretchers. Fantastic work; keep it up. (And I went to school there, too.)
July 12th, 2007 at 7:13 pm
30
Oprah's Gary says:
Shoot Greg like a horse.
July 13th, 2007 at 8:32 am
31
Greg says:
@ Oprah’s Gary:
That’s my boy.
July 13th, 2007 at 6:53 pm