THE XBOX CALLING: ADRIAN PETERSON IS GOLIATH EDITION

Adrian Peterson is a liar; he didn’t make that tackle. Hell, he doesn’t even play defense.

so…no 7’0’’, 400 lb. QB named Edward Orgeron?

That commercial last night was, to put it mildly, fucking awesome.

NCAA ‘08 seems like one of two games that may compel me to nut up and buy a PS3 or 360. It’s basically that and GTA 4, which has already caused me to shit both my drawers and the drawers of passers-by.

I have to purchase a new vibrating wireless codpiece.

Can’t wait to get online in NCAA 08 and beat the shit out of LSWHO fans, FulmerFags, and those that pull for “that other school down the road.” Roll Tide.

Also Halo 3 september 24. There’s my two reasons to shell out 450 for the setup on Xbox 360. But, good news is that the price will drop soon in response to PS3 dropping their price.

Purchase a codpiece? I think I’ll hold out for winning one fair and square at the Mordhaus employee day.

Coach “Vaas Deference”

That’s why I keep coming back.

Does this mean Troy Smith will appear in an ad where he out runs a helmet-less Earl Everett and throws for 7 TD’s?

Oops Pow Suprise, that is some power of suggestion and/or bowel movtion.

One of the bext commercials of all time. It ranks up there with the 3 licks owl and the Encyclopedia Britannica kid.

Peace # 9,

     I am laughing my ass off.

     However, did anyone notice these two things:
          1. The guy who made the tackle was #16. Peterson is #28.
    
          2. At the very end of the commercial, it says “Adrian Peterson plays as
               SoonerPride28.”

“Does this mean Troy Smith will appear in an ad where he out runs a helmet-less Earl Everett and throws for 7 TD’s?”

Or Notre Dame’s experiened/veteran/leader qb burning the LSU secondary for 450 yards.

grrr—-I think I’m looking at Septemberish before I’ve got the spare change for a new system. Looks like PS2 NCAA for this guy…must…run….Wildcat…

Orson, your birthday’s tomorrow? Mine too! Hurrah for all geniuses born on July 12…LIKE BILL FUCKING COSBY!

1. Hook em:

Ouch, that hurt. Too soon man, too soon.

Since it is Bill Cosby’s birthday tomorrow and he was a fullback at Temple University are there going to any photoshopped images celebrating his football playing days? Cosby’s mug on Javorskie Lane’s body sort of material.

I think I’m stuck with the PS2 version for a while, too. But maybe I’ll be able to stop that one play that led to Minnesota blowing a 31 point second half lead in the Idontgiveashit Bowl. You know, that one that nobody saw because it was on the NFL Network.

1. — I don’t think anyone at EA Sports is seriously suggesting that Adrian Peterson was lining up at strong safety. This is (sparta) NCAA football, not the climax of D3: The Mighty Ducks.

If I had to out on a limb, I’d say the tackle was made by #16 because he actually plays defense. A tackle by a running back in a situation like that would have probably resulted in some sort of penalty and made the game memorable for entirely different reasons.

NEGATIVE A HUNDRED COCKTAILS for me; the Knuckle Puck was popularized in D2.

“Peter North University Gushers”

Dr. Pepper just gushed out of my nose! You, sir, are a man of endless entertainment!

Oops Pow Surprise, at least with your list of games the console decision is made for you; GTA 4 is 360 only.

Oops Pow: Peterson could have had himself playing LB/RB, Ironman style.

Sorry, that should have been directed at Chg.

#22, but then they would have to show Peterson writhing on the ground after the inevitable injury.

Orson, come now.

You KNOW you’ll be buying Guitar Hero II for xbox360, in addition to Halo2, GTA4, and NCAA 08.

I KNOW you’ll also be buying your wife that “engagement ring upgrade” with the two extra diamonds in order to keep her form divorcing you when you buy the aforementioned items.

1. Jonathan:

GTAIV is cross-platform (PS3 and 360). However, the episodic content is a 360-exclusive (at least for now… wouldn’t be surprised to see the PS3 get that stuff later on).

That said, 360 is really the way to go. You could even get the new ‘Halo3’ model, if only for the included HDMI port.

Extra $300. Damn you, Wooderson—that was supposed to be in the collapsed cells on our “07 Football Budget Proposal” spreadsheet we submit to TCOAN.

Sorry abotu that Orson. Just picked up GHII and, being left handed, is possibly god’s gift to video gaming (since the arcade verisons do’nt let you switch)

Chg #18 — You mean it might go something like this?

http://www.mysanantonio.com/sports/stories/1104561.html

Also, Orson, I think you could save some on the accessories by improvising. Who needs the expensive codpiece when a jockstrap and cell phone work just as well. I should know, I’m wearing mine rrrrrriiiiight nnnnnnnooooowwwww.

Thanks pappy, I may need to learn to read one fo these days, avoiding it as long as I can

Wow, some Sooners are never going to get over that loss are they?

Anyway, I think I feel a cold coming on cough cough for sometime around next Tuesday. Unfortunately, I’m stuck with PS2 for the foreseeable future, as Orson’s “blogger wages” and my real life wages aren’t that far apart.

EDSBS League?

Where do we sign on to kick Swindle ass?

http://www.czjewels.com/

No one needs to know but you and me, darling.

Yeah, I’m down for an EDSBS NCAA 08 league.

Orson, get the plastic vibrating wireless codpiece. Yeah, it’s an extra $29 but it’s unisex and it’s dishwasher safe.

1. BDoc -

You might want to sip some codine to kill that cough

I would also be down for a EDSBS league

PUH LEASE start an EDSBS league. You’d have to have one for every game system I guess. But even little 8 team tournes would rock.

That, and fuck auburn.

Orson, slap on another $200 for Rock Band, which it would seem is being marketed directly to the SEC tailgate crowd (notice the sweatshirt on the jort-less lead guitarist).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xd3E8zgqJM4

And look out for another NCAA 2008 commercial, featuring Matt Leinart playing as himself in the 2006 Rose Bowl.

Fuck auburn, Hook’em, fuck auburn indeed.

I, too, support the EDSBS NCAA 08 league. maybe someone should set up a blgo or something along the lines of EDSBSNCAATOURNEY.blogspot.com or something. we can have the Playstation 2 (DIII), Xbox (DII), Playstation 3 (D1-AA), and xbox360 (D1-A) divisions bracketed out. isn’t there a bracket manager site on the net somewhere?

I’m glad to see I’m not the only one who’s unable to splurge for a 360 just on the basis of this game. I have been going back and forth on how long it would be before my fiancee let me back in the house if I went out and dropped 3 bills on a new toy. And btw, craigslist is the way to go for a system, I see desperate souls trying to unload systems at a discount for cash all the time.

Anyone else out there mostly a dynasty moder? I don’t get into the online thing cause my fingerspeed left me about the same time I graduated college, but the joy I get from building ASU into a 5 time defending national champion is unreal.

I’ve got a dilemna here—I have an old-school Xbox but it’s still at my parents’ house; my roommate has a 360 but I’m moving out at the end of August. I’m debating buying a copy of the game for the 360 then selling it on Ebay or Craigslist and buying a regular Xbox copy when I move.

Anyone know what advantages the 360 version has over the old-school Xbox version beyond the improved system itself?? Any extra features on the 360 version??

Dave, ingesting the “purple drank” seems to do nothing except increase the desire to “make it rain” and play NCAA ‘08 while leanin’. Though, I’m pretty sure a full day of NCAA ’08 gaming will cure everything.

An EDSBS NCAA league/tourney? Im in ur internets destroying ur futbawl teemz!

If you’re considering PS3 vs 360 just for NCAA and GTA, there’s no question: go 360.

NCAA will run at 60fps on 360, and only 30 on PS3 (which is a huge difference), and GTA 4 will have exclusive downloadable content on the 360 (seeing as Microsoft paid 50 million dollars for that content, it will never be on PS3). Plus Xbox Live is much better than PSN (at least for the time being)

Alex — the main draw that is calling me to the 360 this year is the revamped recruiting system. You can explore 14 different pitches to prospects, rank prospects by position so the players know how badly you want them, search according to height, weight, speed, stars, etc…

Register on OperationSports.com and check out the message boards there, a user already has the game and is posting 1st impressions, plus there are lots of videos and info on what to expect from the newer version.

Can you send away for a memory card to get the real names of the players, like you could on PS2 and regular xbox?

Not that anyone will read this now, but a question I have about XBox 460 GTA 4 – will you be able to get all your money back from the hookers when you kill them after you pay then for services? In GTA 2 I was a little disappointed to shell out cash to get my life up only for the ho to come up short when I killed her with the golf club.

XBox 360 even – not 460.

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