FULMER CUPDATE: UTEP'S ROLLIN', BABEEE!!!

You gotta like Tufick Shadrawy – assauting the cops and trying to take their guns. Nice! That scrum must have looked like the dust cloud when Spike kicks Sylvester’s ass in the Bugs Bunny cartoons.

The SAS Wiki Fulmer cup scoreboard will soon return, the DNS expired.

It’s a sad day in Arkansas, State falls from the board here and Ark Tech is being hurt in recruiting by its team name, the Wonder Boys. Things are looking up though for Tech, they are taking fan votes for a new nickname, so vote early and vote often.
/note: no Nutt jokes were used in the writing of this message

It’s good to see that Mike Ford has gotten his shit together since he failed to qualify to get into Alabama.

Oh wait…

“Assault on a Public Servant” is a crime? WTF? I thought this was a government for the people, by the people.

If UTEP hadn’t left the WAC we’d have a BCS caliber conference.

Out in the West Texas town of El Paso,
I fell in love with an officer’s gun.

Wonder Boys? What was the secret of their powers?

‘Cause I’m a karate man!! And a karate man bleeds on the inside!!

llpvol,

I hate that Tech is changing it’s name. I love the crazy ass nicknames from the teams of the old Arkansas Intercollegiate Conference. Oh well, such is the life of D-2 football.

He probably tried to get a hold of the guy’s mace or something, not his actual weapon.

Allahver Fist +1

Forget John Ford. Sounds more like a Sam Peckinpah joint

11: Yeah, probably just a grab for mace. Grabbing at an officer’s gun usually ends with the grabber being “subdued” with a few shots from said gun.

If only the boys had crossed the border they could have created all the mayhem and destruction they wanted in Ciudad Juarez and then crossed back to the US. Of course if they are caught committing crimes in Mexico the punishment could be much worse. They could end up on the wrong end of a donkey show.

This raises the question: if a D-1A football player commits a crime across the border in either Mexico or Canada does that mean that they earn no Fulmer Cup points or do they earn more points since they are now wanted in another country?

I realize that this only applies to certain schools that are close to either Mexico or Canada such as UTEP and Buffalo. San Diego State and New Mexico State are bit farther, but I am sure they could find a way.

Nice to see that Bama is recruiting upstanding citizens…5 in a row and counting bicthes

Weren’t some charges offically dropped against a Gator yesterday?

If you can’t take a face full of mace without flinching or grabbing for it, you ain’t shit!

Tasers for everyone!

I think it depends on the Fulmer Cup points exchange rate, which is floated on the open market.

Extradition and Interpol should at least rack up FC style points.

Stranko, is that exchange rate Euro- or Yen-based?

But the Chinese are buying up all the FC points and artifically inflating the value of the Mao Tse Tung points. Standing in front of a tank worth 500 points my ass!

Good to see that Mike Price is still rolling baby!

If the guy truly reached for the officer’s mace or some other secondary tool on his bat belt I hope the cop yelled at him over and over while cuffing and stuffing him “This is Division One FOOTBALL!”

1. Doesn’t Arky Tech Nutbusters have a nice ring to it?

Shouldn’t Auburn get points for Iron’s ‘midget in a suitcase’ caper? He violated both the law and political correctness custom by 1) failing to purchase a valid separate ticket for his concealed midget-manbitchtoy and 2) implied the midget was simply ‘carry-on luggage’ . But then again maybe Irons should count triple since he spent 12 years in Auburn’s Sociology Dept and learned the suitcase trick from Tuberville himself.

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Yep ol’ Tray Blackmon is a regular sunday school teacher..wonder what town he will be found Drunk in Public in this year..

About the Arkansas Tech name change…Why wouldn’t they just make the men’s teams the Golden Suns, which is what they call the women’s teams? Seems pretty cut n’ dry.

good to know i’m not the only person on earth that has heard of “the whitest kids ya’know.”

hey, does michigan lose points now that the court sez only one of its 2 accused guys was actually guilty for beating the shit out of somebody?

Hey, so how did they not get MIP charges as well? all of them are under 21!

If Mike Price wasn’t the coach at UTEP, it’d make no sense.

2 UTEP football players charged with felonies

Check out the story

http://www.elpasotimes.com/minersmania/ci_6345287

No points to Bama for Coleman’s credit card arrest?

Not to fear. USF no doubt will be back on the board, and The Jim will be dispensing his hug punishment in full force.

dammit!!! bama can’t get their shit together this year in the fulmer cup. only guilty by association.

Bama is trying to make the big board with about two points:

Deadrick, Upchurch arrested over weekend:

TUSCALOOSA – Two University of Alabama football players, Brandon Deadrick, 19, and Roy Upchurch, 22, were arrested early Saturday morning on misdemeanor charges following an altercation in front of The Legacy, a bar along the UA strip.

Both were released on bail hours after being transported to the Tuscaloosa County Jail. According to jail records, Upchurch was released on $300 bond. Deadrick was released on a $1,500 bond.

Deborah Lane, a university spokesperson, said the two UA athletes are enrolled in summer school and confirmed that both were arrested in a story posted Sunday night on The Tuscaloosa News Web site.

A sophomore, Deadrick, is a 6-foot-4, 271-pound defensive lineman from Elizabethtown, Ky. Upchurch is a 6-foot, 191-pound sophomore running back from Tallahassee, Fla., who had surgery on his right ankle in October 2006.

Head coach Nick Saban was out of town when told of the arrests.

“We are still in a fact-finding situation currently,” UA athletic department spokesman Doug Walker said.

According to a Tuscaloosa Police Department report, Deadrick was arrested for criminal mischief, resisting arrest and giving a false name. Officers said Upchurch was arrested by UA police officers.

A Tuscaloosa City police spokesman said no fights or injuries were reported in the incident.