BLOGTOBERFEST: PILES OF PILES OF PILES EDITION

Even 15 years later, I can still appreciate a good The State reference.

Jesus Christ, we’re old.

That tent will never make it in The Grove. Extension cords are for tvs…blenders.

Orson and Stranko, where did you get $1,300?

Oh, the savory delight of Paul Dee announcing (non-Miami) sanctions….I need a moment. It’s like…all I can think of now is pudding, dammit.

I don’t believe The Humanitarian’s rebuttal one bit. Yeah, it’s media-savy and all but I’m certain that it went more like this:

“Les Miles…Fuck You, Fuck You, Fuck You."

On a related note, has Miss Lafontaine responded yet? I’m interested in hearing her side of the story.

“Pete Carroll did not use the phrase "beautiful angel schools," but in a perfect world he would have.”

Catch that Sports Junkies? Just thought we’d reiterate the clarification before you made further maroons of yourself.

Awww yeah. Aww yeah. It’s that time. Aw, you know it’s that time. I’m Leroy. And I’m Barry, Bama class of ‘79. And it’s time. It’s time for 12. Mythical national championships. Worth of inflatable crimson tent. Aww yeah.

Mr. Mal Moore, come on in here and let’s get a shot of this tent. Now that is the kind of tent that only 12 football national championships can buy. We had the 12 trophies, we had to have the tent.

Now we coulda bought 9 MNC’s worth of tent. And that woulda been…a lotta trophies. But we had to go all the way baby. All the way home. Uh huh. With one dozen. MNC’s worth of inflatable tent.

Now, I know what you’re thinking. Barry and Leroy, where did Bama get 12 championships? Shhhhhhh. Aww yeah. Don’t worry your pretty little head about it baby. Ain’t your concern. Now if you’ll excuse me, I gotta whisper some sweet nothing to this statue over here. I’ll just over here talking to Albert Means.

Aw Bear, you know you know you got it goin’ on. You were the best ever. You were integrated the team at the perfect time. That Sam Bam Cunningham thing was genius. We sure showed those damned Penn State yankees what for didn’t we?

Barry baby, you see what I got here? What have you got there? Well this is a roll of tp baby and a box of Tide baby. What does it say? It says roll and tide. And that’s what we do every night baby. I roll and I tide. It’s rollin’ baby! Yes it is!

Barry baby, I think it’s that time. I think it’s time to do the deed. Aww yeah, it is the moment that you’ve been waiting for. Now, if you’ll excuse me while I kiss the sky.

Viva las Daves!

Does anybody else think that if the artists formerly known as Jefferson Pilot ever hired an announcer NOT named Dave, Neal and Baker would just scowl at him and refuse to speak for entire telecasts?

Well if no one else is going to say it, I will…

“I WANNA DIP MY BALLS IN IT!”

(Now I’m going back to the Hot Chicks room in my house.)

Best to call in the Mothership.

talking with a gin rickey in hand from atop his sedan chair whilst adjusting his fine top hat all the while.

Holy shit, I had no idea: I must be a Vanderbilt alum!

Only in Alabama could you sell half a fuckin’ Moonwalk to a tailgater.

I grew up on JP and, by God, they’ll always be JP to me. I just wish they’d switch the intro to this:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=8b-N28eG2go

In my best Bill Cosby voice:

“Ya seeeeee, ya dip the spoon into the moonwalk pudding cup bahhhhhhhhhh and Rudeeeeee will eat it becaaaaause it tastes so gooooood bahhhhhhhhh”

I’d get kinda angry if some asshole tried to snag that much turf for his tailgate. Excessive!!

“The State”

for the life of me, i have no idea why they canceled that show

Still confirming rumors that Tom Amstutz ate three of these pudding cups to wash down the $4,000 worth of Honey-Baked Ham.

Pete Carroll – >Most Interesting Man in the World Dept:

a) Opposing coaches visit Pete Carroll, just to talk to ask him about how to be a real man….

b) Pete Carroll orders his salad with the dressing on the salad, NOT on the side…

c) Pete Carroll says to his opposing coaches, including Weis: Leave the tight pants to the ladies. If I can count the coins in your pocket, you better use them to call the tailor."

Pete Carroll is…. "The most interesting man in the world". (The Dos Equis beer company stole his persona for this recent ad campaign.)

actually, fuck that, if you’re gona blow 1300 on something silly, get the inflatable bar complete with swaying palms:

actually, fuck that, if you’re gona blow 1300 on something silly, get the inflatable bar complete with swaying palms:

http://www.sunbeltinflatables.com/bar.html

10 Years?

How about lasting 10 beers,… consumed by a Freshman Frat Boy,… on the “other” side.

I wonder how many Bama games you could bring that tent to before it gets pocketknived and rendered useless.

#8, wow. A fine job.

ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND COCKTAILS to LSUJoshua

And Allahver Fist, you’re wrong, you could sell (thousands) of them in Florida, Georgia, South Carolina, Tennessee, Mississippi, and Louisiana. Trust me. Thousands.

PW, they don’t let us play with sharp objects.

#13
I have read some funny replies on this here site….but that is just plain slap nuts good.

LSU Joshua +12

The Alabama tailgate tent looks like a crimson yarmulke held up by tampons.

The Alabama tailgate tent looks like a crimson yarmulke held up by tampons.

Panhandler,

do NOT look into the Bucket of Truth

hmmmmmmmmm…..

what do you get when you mix 10,000 rednecks, 100,000 beers, 3 tons charcoal, 50 gallons of lighter fluid and 1 highly flammable inflatable tent……… Good Lord!

And besides, it looks fucking stupid.

Slap!

AP — The NCAA announces the Oklahoma football program must forfeit all wins from the 2005 season and will lose scholarships as a result of players being paid for work they had not performed.

all I can say is…

outdoor, parquet dancefloor – with elevated poetry pulpit.

These are the Daves I know, I know
These are the Daves I know
These are the Daves I know, I know
These are the Daves I know

Panhandler- Whenever entering a friends new home, I ask where the hot chicks room is…..(crickets chirping). Thank you for knowing.

http://newsok.com/article/3081227

Wooo Hooo!!

Brand actually doling out some justice to those damn land thieves and that evil succubus Bob Stoops.

Can fans of Oklahoma’s 2005 opponents who had, until today, lost to them talk shit now?

Lance,
Keep asking; you never know!

Viva las Daves!

Does anybody else think that if the artists formerly known as Jefferson Pilot ever hired an announcer NOT named Dave, Neal and Baker would just scowl at him and refuse to speak for entire telecasts?

Comment by Billy in Baton Rouge — July 11, 2007 @ 1:08 pm

After this, why did I just get a visual of the Austrailan philosophy professors sketch from Monty Python.

“G’day Bruce” “G’day Bruce” “G’day Bruce”

(stupid bloglines not updating EDSBS for a comment-crippling three hours!)

What if, like Barry and Levon, you only had $240 worth of pudding?

AWWW YEAH

The sad thing is you run into SOOOOO MANY people who loved the State when it was on, yet I’m always surprised when it happens. It was just one of those shows. You didn’t think anyone else liked it.

I’m running into that a little bit now with “The Whitest Kids You Know” on Fuse? Is it Fuse? It’s one of those silly stations.

Sir, I resent your characterization of my alma mater. We no longer use the sedan chair, but issue all proclamations from the back of a fine ’32 Dusenberg. One must enter the 20th century, you know.

Now, back to petitioning the coach to avoid deviating from the Single Wing this season…

You know….if you get two of those tents in orange, and stick them together, it would look an awful lot like our coach.

The State brought us :

“Penguins was chemically man-made. It’s in the Bible.”

“Ghettopoly, the boardgame.”

“JEEEEZ Carl!! What the hell is WRONG WITH YOU!?!?!”

and……“Monkey Torture.”

“…and you let them get to halftime, so Fatboy can feed them PUDDING!”

“I gots to rest, I gots to . . . LIE DOWN . . .”

“My world has been officially rocked!”

“Not a couch, not a sofa, not a sofa in sight, but a LOVE SEAT!”

Everytime I hear Sexual Healing I think of Barry and Levon.

These are the Daves I know, I know. These are the Daves I know.

The State references, especially Barry & Levon, are absolutely priceless.

I wonder if the Bama tent is available for purchase on layaway.

Hook ‘em Tide: add to that, “HEY! Aaahhmm-a ’da-Pope-ah”
No telling what important piece of info isn’t part of my brain because of stuff like this.

What’s awesome, Orson, is that you term Myle’s rant “Schembechler-easque”. Meanwhile, Brian over at MGoBlog is talking about how Myles would be a bad fit for Michigan.

Wow, a pudding reference, followed by a Seat D’Amour reference, and then I’m hearing people talking about the Mothership. I think m head may explode.

“Help, I need a doctor!”
“A doctor? Why whatever for?”
“I, uh, I think I got a broken heart.”

Shut up and stick your asses in that puddin’.

Word from The State’s official site is that DVDs will be coming out “this fall.” I often think of it when I am in less than pants.

Layaway? It would be like buying a car for those UA inbreds – 60 months minimum.

And only a true douchebag would go near that stupid looking bar.

Brian’s rant about Miles at MGoBlog smacks of jealous bitchery.

Well, if you’re going to buy that thing, you can’t pay cash, you can’t use no credit card, you’ve got to put it on… LAY-a-way! Awwwwww, yeah.

After all, it is well known that in Tuscaloosa, you can’t swing a dead cat without hitting one of them S&M bars. Takes all kinds…

My god, “The State” was frickin’ brilliant…