CHIZIK-NICKELS FLOOD IOWA CURRENCY MARKET
Without coaching a game yet, Gene Chizik has caused a frenzy in global currency markets unseen since the advent of Chiang Kai-Shek’s Golden Yuan: the Chizik-Nickel, or as speculators are already calling it, the “Chickel.” (HT: Keosahawkeye.)

Yours for only $15, the Chickel commemorates the upcoming 2007 season by putting Chizik in profile on antique gold. Looking at the picture, we’ve never noticed what a striking similarity there is between Coach Chizik and Chief Sitting Bull, were one to cut his hair and place him in a three-piece suit.
As compared to other coach-emblazoned swag, it’s impressive. For example, this completely kicks the ass of the [NAME REDACTED] seat cushions they handed out two years ago at Illinois. They were unpopular with reason, however, as they tended to get soft and give out somewhere around the early fourth quarter.









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rjsplow says:
i think that you should reevaluate those [NAME REDACTED] cushions, because as you know, they constantly improve, and are getting better and better…
July 10th, 2007 at 11:52 am
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keosahawkeye says:
As pointed out, this new coin is going to cause a lot of confusion. Heads, tails, either way it’s a loser.
July 10th, 2007 at 11:58 am
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Cincy says:
I dont know if the Chickel’s performance will be any better than the seat cushion.
At the moment of truth it will land face-down half the time.
July 10th, 2007 at 12:02 pm
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Allahver Fist says:
This begs the question:
How long will Hellen Keller remain on Alabama’s quarter?
July 10th, 2007 at 12:08 pm
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irishoutsider says:
This slippery slope is going to take us to “JoePa memorial MedicAlert bracelets” sooner than you think.
July 10th, 2007 at 12:10 pm
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rusty says:
Allahver, I can’t see her coming off that quarter anytime soon. And I haven’t heard any proposals for a replacement, either.
July 10th, 2007 at 12:21 pm
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random.post.boi says:
I hear the [NAME REDACTED] cushions are attracting high-quality asses. I mean asses that no one would ever have imagined. Asses usually reserved for fur and velvet.
And no one knows why.
July 10th, 2007 at 12:35 pm
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PeteJayhawk says:
What’s the ratio of Chizik nickels to Schrutebucks?
July 10th, 2007 at 12:43 pm
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chickensupernova says:
#8: Or to Stanley-nickels?
July 10th, 2007 at 12:54 pm
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PW says:
Screw the Chickel, I want that Cal Bears basketball goal below this post.
July 10th, 2007 at 1:02 pm
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MCab says:
But those [NAME REDACTED] are perfect for throwing at drink machines!
This coin reminds me of all the cheap Soviet-era swag that was available after the wall fell. And it will probably be of a similiar fate.
July 10th, 2007 at 1:03 pm
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SlobberKnocker says:
#5, I think it just did. And, I heard recently they were coming out with a Joe Pa Special edition Depends box this fall.
July 10th, 2007 at 1:21 pm
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PeterPumpkinhead says:
Bike Protective is releasing a special “Irons” edition jock strap with a picture of Kenny’s face… on the inside.
July 10th, 2007 at 1:27 pm
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PeterPumpkinhead says:
But only in size -XS
July 10th, 2007 at 1:28 pm
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Oops Pow Surprise says:
What’s the point of commemorating a 3-win season?
July 10th, 2007 at 1:37 pm
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Wooderson says:
What, no EDSBS Live preview?
July 10th, 2007 at 2:09 pm
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Brian says:
I guess this is a must-have item for the people who buy those collector’s edition plates out of Ladies Home Journal. Seriously though, who’s purchasing this thing?
If I was Mr. Chizik, I would make sure I had my own helmet come November, lest he start catching these things off the side of his head when the losses are piling up.
July 10th, 2007 at 2:11 pm
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HFS says:
Remember, not all commemorative nickels go up in value.
July 10th, 2007 at 2:12 pm
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CFB Authority says:
Or Harry Caray hot dog currency?
July 10th, 2007 at 2:31 pm
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Kipp says:
Helmet? You assume Iowa State fans will actually care that they are losing. They just wanted to give off the illusion that their team was respectable by hiring someone away from a traditional power. In the end, it’s the equivalent of adding the Corvette body kit to a Fiero. If they actually cared about winning games, they’d have kept McCarney, who could eek out six or seven wins a season, which is likely the most that program will ever be capable of.
July 10th, 2007 at 2:43 pm
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baba oje says:
Golden Yuan reference? really Orson? You are a strange little man
July 10th, 2007 at 2:47 pm
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jebushchrist says:
Has this guy been kicked in the head by a mustang? He’s been in Ames for 6 months and all he’s done is humiliate a program that can’t afford it.
Good thing no one pays attention to them.
July 10th, 2007 at 4:45 pm
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yoyofutbawl says:
Two of my best friends in here in Charlotte are Jim Hilton’s grandsons. He’d be turning in his grave, Cyclone fans.
July 11th, 2007 at 7:26 am