CHIZIK-NICKELS FLOOD IOWA CURRENCY MARKET
Without coaching a game yet, Gene Chizik has caused a frenzy in global currency markets unseen since the advent of Chiang Kai-Shek’s Golden Yuan: the Chizik-Nickel, or as speculators are already calling it, the “Chickel.” (HT: Keosahawkeye.)

Yours for only $15, the Chickel commemorates the upcoming 2007 season by putting Chizik in profile on antique gold. Looking at the picture, we’ve never noticed what a striking similarity there is between Coach Chizik and Chief Sitting Bull, were one to cut his hair and place him in a three-piece suit.
As compared to other coach-emblazoned swag, it’s impressive. For example, this completely kicks the ass of the [NAME REDACTED] seat cushions they handed out two years ago at Illinois. They were unpopular with reason, however, as they tended to get soft and give out somewhere around the early fourth quarter.












1
i think that you should reevaluate those [NAME REDACTED] cushions, because as you know, they constantly improve, and are getting better and better…
Comment by rjsplow — July 10, 2007 @ 11:52 am
2
As pointed out, this new coin is going to cause a lot of confusion. Heads, tails, either way it’s a loser.
Comment by keosahawkeye — July 10, 2007 @ 11:58 am
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I dont know if the Chickel’s performance will be any better than the seat cushion.
At the moment of truth it will land face-down half the time.
Comment by Cincy — July 10, 2007 @ 12:02 pm
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This begs the question:
How long will Hellen Keller remain on Alabama’s quarter?
Comment by Allahver Fist — July 10, 2007 @ 12:08 pm
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This slippery slope is going to take us to “JoePa memorial MedicAlert bracelets” sooner than you think.
Comment by irishoutsider — July 10, 2007 @ 12:10 pm
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Allahver, I can’t see her coming off that quarter anytime soon. And I haven’t heard any proposals for a replacement, either.
Comment by rusty — July 10, 2007 @ 12:21 pm
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I hear the [NAME REDACTED] cushions are attracting high-quality asses. I mean asses that no one would ever have imagined. Asses usually reserved for fur and velvet.
And no one knows why.
Comment by random.post.boi — July 10, 2007 @ 12:35 pm
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What’s the ratio of Chizik nickels to Schrutebucks?
Comment by PeteJayhawk — July 10, 2007 @ 12:43 pm
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#8: Or to Stanley-nickels?
Comment by chickensupernova — July 10, 2007 @ 12:54 pm
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Screw the Chickel, I want that Cal Bears basketball goal below this post.
Comment by PW — July 10, 2007 @ 1:02 pm
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But those [NAME REDACTED] are perfect for throwing at drink machines!
This coin reminds me of all the cheap Soviet-era swag that was available after the wall fell. And it will probably be of a similiar fate.
Comment by MCab — July 10, 2007 @ 1:03 pm
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#5, I think it just did. And, I heard recently they were coming out with a Joe Pa Special edition Depends box this fall.
Comment by SlobberKnocker — July 10, 2007 @ 1:21 pm
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Bike Protective is releasing a special “Irons” edition jock strap with a picture of Kenny’s face… on the inside.
Comment by PeterPumpkinhead — July 10, 2007 @ 1:27 pm
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But only in size -XS
Comment by PeterPumpkinhead — July 10, 2007 @ 1:28 pm
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What’s the point of commemorating a 3-win season?
Comment by Oops Pow Surprise — July 10, 2007 @ 1:37 pm
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What, no EDSBS Live preview?
Comment by Wooderson — July 10, 2007 @ 2:09 pm
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I guess this is a must-have item for the people who buy those collector’s edition plates out of Ladies Home Journal. Seriously though, who’s purchasing this thing?
If I was Mr. Chizik, I would make sure I had my own helmet come November, lest he start catching these things off the side of his head when the losses are piling up.
Comment by Brian — July 10, 2007 @ 2:11 pm
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Remember, not all commemorative nickels go up in value.
Comment by HFS — July 10, 2007 @ 2:12 pm
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Or Harry Caray hot dog currency?
Comment by CFB Authority — July 10, 2007 @ 2:31 pm
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Helmet? You assume Iowa State fans will actually care that they are losing. They just wanted to give off the illusion that their team was respectable by hiring someone away from a traditional power. In the end, it’s the equivalent of adding the Corvette body kit to a Fiero. If they actually cared about winning games, they’d have kept McCarney, who could eek out six or seven wins a season, which is likely the most that program will ever be capable of.
Comment by Kipp — July 10, 2007 @ 2:43 pm
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Golden Yuan reference? really Orson? You are a strange little man
Comment by baba oje — July 10, 2007 @ 2:47 pm
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Has this guy been kicked in the head by a mustang? He’s been in Ames for 6 months and all he’s done is humiliate a program that can’t afford it.
Good thing no one pays attention to them.
Comment by jebushchrist — July 10, 2007 @ 4:45 pm
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Two of my best friends in here in Charlotte are Jim Hilton’s grandsons. He’d be turning in his grave, Cyclone fans.
Comment by yoyofutbawl — July 11, 2007 @ 7:26 am