FULMER CUPDATE: ILLINOIS IS LANCE ARMSTRONG EDITION
Due to the general state of holiday disorder surrounding the EDSBS workspace right now, we’ve neglected to update le Cup this week. Corrected in short order, with notes, observations, and further bloviating and notes following.

HT, as always: Brian.
Tennessee cracks into the big board due to popular demand and the cold hard fact of walk-on Justin Jackson’s arrest. By the way, the fact that he’s a walk-on has been mentioned in every single story, something that mystifies us. Why tout that he’s a walk-on? Do you want to advertise that these are the type of people that just gravitate to your team, rather than come by invitation? Both are bad, admittedly: Gainesville’s red-eyed public firearms technicians come there at the behest of the uni. But still…
Illinois is looking damn near unapproachable at this point thanks to a burglary ring arrest of two now-former players who were given boatloads of counts. Unless Anthony Morelli throws a wayward pass in practice through the windshield of an armored car, which then flips and spills thousands in cash across the practice field, which then causes Penn State players to grab the wind-strewn cash in fistfuls and run, we’re not seeing any real competition here. Illinois is Lance Armstrong, riding a fresh EPO buzz up the Alpe d’Huez; everyone else is just some Euroninny rider calling their support car for more doped blood and chardonnay fifty meters back.












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While I get a little pleasure out of seeing Arkansas State in a college football top 10, all for the wrong reasons though, I just want it to be known that all our players have been acquitted of all crimes. Sould that matter?
Comment by stAte fan — July 9, 2007 @ 8:49 pm
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Illinois gets a pass from me due to the fact that they were stripped of their mascot, Chief Illiniwek.
Comment by tOSUBuckeyes — July 5, 2007 @ 4:48 pm
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Dawg… the player’s “motor” skills were impaired by the beer he was drinking while walking down the street…”motor” being an essential aspect of a vehicular conveyance meant he was involved in a vehicular infraction. This may be as good a rationale as you will get. Sorry.
Comment by sb — July 5, 2007 @ 2:35 pm
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StoN, I think you’re right. Rocky Top Talk, who is usually pretty good at reporting the facts/stats, had only one comment…”Who?” He was a local boy who transferred from a tiny liberal arts religious based college.
Not saying that we don’t deserve the points, just saying he was never a real player. But, of course, that leads you to understand why there was such a quick release by Fulmer…playing minutes from him would mean nothing.
Comment by llpvol — July 5, 2007 @ 2:31 pm
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The Conference that can’t count - Slow, but resilient.
Comment by Sean — July 5, 2007 @ 2:27 pm
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The reason they mention the “walk-on” portion is simple: everyone in Vols fandom is relieved he wasn’t even remotely close to a starter. That overrides the “gravitating towards the program” factor.
Comment by Signal to Noise — July 5, 2007 @ 1:58 pm
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PSU certainly has had points taken off the board. They were up to 42 at one point.
Comment by oc phil — July 5, 2007 @ 1:54 pm
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JoePa goes all the way back to the Magna Carta.
Also, Out of Conference, he actually wanted replay AND a playoff included in the Bill of Rights.
Comment by Nick — July 5, 2007 @ 1:14 pm
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maskedavenger,
what vehicular infractions??? We had a back-up (3rd string) qb get arrested for walking down the street with a beer for Chrissakes! Gimme a break. That was weeks ago.
Comment by The Dawg — July 5, 2007 @ 1:14 pm