THE STAR-SPANGLED BANNER: FARTING HANDS VERSION
It’s an EDSBS tradition (two years=tradition!) to post our favorite variations on our national anthem the day before the 4th, which we will spend drunk and full of barbecue.
Therefore, we present Bruce Gaston and his amazing farting hands, our first version of the anthem.









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Oops Pow Surprise says:
Holy lord I need that vest.
July 3rd, 2007 at 9:53 am
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jebushchrist says:
He needed to be in a recording studio for that?
Be a real man and play it with your ass, shitbag.
July 3rd, 2007 at 9:56 am
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John F says:
I’m still amazed he hit that high note in the “land of the free” verse with his hands.
Also, I need that tie along with that vest – I think it would substantially increase my prospects for attention.
July 3rd, 2007 at 10:07 am
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RaginCajunRebel says:
Well, he’s got to be the most talented pedophile in America. So he’s got that going for him. Which is nice.
July 3rd, 2007 at 10:12 am
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sb says:
True talent…you just can’t hide it.
July 3rd, 2007 at 10:16 am
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Allahver Fist says:
Have I missed a topic lately? Is the All-American Football League outside of this site’s parameters?
July 3rd, 2007 at 10:26 am
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Brewster Crew says:
I just can’t bring myself to watch it. I have a difficult time watching people mangle the Star Spangled Banner. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go find my Jimi Hendrix CD with the National Anthem on it…
July 3rd, 2007 at 10:45 am
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sb says:
Allahver, yes. For that particular endeavor you must go to Das Fanhaus…that and they do a great job at covering curling.
July 3rd, 2007 at 10:49 am
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mp says:
“two years = tradition” fitting for a florida fan
July 3rd, 2007 at 10:58 am
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grips says:
Check out the link after the video of the bohemian rhapsody version:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOyEw9bT8yQ
July 3rd, 2007 at 11:01 am
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Kenny Irons' midge says:
/threadjack/ – looks like the Razorbacks may finally be joining the Fulmer Cup standings . /threadjack/
http://www.baxterbulletin.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=2007707020330
July 3rd, 2007 at 11:12 am
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The New Math: 86=1 says:
I think the Benny Hill version is more impressive.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWmnamgi7OY&mode=related&search=
July 3rd, 2007 at 11:14 am
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Kenny says:
Book this man to play a AA baseball stadium STAT!
July 3rd, 2007 at 11:23 am
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txhny says:
I certainly hope I get my annual binge on booze and beef that i reserve for the independence of our nation. Damn rain. It has been raining in Texas for like 10 days or something.
And this video is disturbing.
July 3rd, 2007 at 11:40 am
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Matt says:
An example of cream rising to the top.
July 3rd, 2007 at 11:58 am
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MCab says:
Diddy already has this guy on the remix.
July 3rd, 2007 at 12:08 pm
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Jim says:
What a disgraceful representation of our national anthem! Is this an anti-American terrorist site, or one based in the great US of A?
While it may be funny, it displays no respect for America or the many who have died for that song.
Terribly disappointed.
July 3rd, 2007 at 12:11 pm
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sb says:
#9…many more than two years, dude…its just the last two years have been relatively impressive…I mean after the abuse we suffered at the hands of [name redacted] …
July 3rd, 2007 at 12:13 pm
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OMBrendon46 says:
That man… he can hit the high notes. I’m impressed.
July 3rd, 2007 at 12:32 pm
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Out of Conference says:
In the chemistry.com ad, who thinks Ed Young, Pastor looks more gay (gayer? Adam, can we get a grammar ruling on gay adjectives please) than Dan Savage, Savage Love Columnist?
July 3rd, 2007 at 1:37 pm
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tOSU_radar says:
I think that guy was Osama.
The little fanfares rocked!
July 3rd, 2007 at 2:51 pm
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DC Trojan says:
I think that little blonde from Heroes was channeling this guy when she tried the National Anthem on the Mall last night. That was heinous.
July 5th, 2007 at 1:23 pm