THE STAR-SPANGLED BANNER: FARTING HANDS VERSION

by Orson on Jul 3, 2007 10:26 AM EDT

It's an EDSBS tradition (two years=tradition!) to post our favorite variations on our national anthem the day before the 4th, which we will spend drunk and full of barbecue.

Therefore, we present Bruce Gaston and his amazing farting hands, our first version of the anthem.

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Holy lord I need that vest.

by Oops Pow Surprise on Jul 3, 2007 10:53 AM EDT reply actions

He needed to be in a recording studio for that?
Be a real man and play it with your ass, shitbag.

by jebushchrist on Jul 3, 2007 10:56 AM EDT reply actions

I’m still amazed he hit that high note in the “land of the free” verse with his hands.

Also, I need that tie along with that vest – I think it would substantially increase my prospects for attention.

by John F on Jul 3, 2007 11:07 AM EDT reply actions

Well, he’s got to be the most talented pedophile in America. So he’s got that going for him. Which is nice.

by RaginCajunRebel on Jul 3, 2007 11:12 AM EDT reply actions

True talent…you just can’t hide it.

by sb on Jul 3, 2007 11:16 AM EDT reply actions

Have I missed a topic lately? Is the All-American Football League outside of this site’s parameters?

by Allahver Fist on Jul 3, 2007 11:26 AM EDT reply actions

I just can’t bring myself to watch it. I have a difficult time watching people mangle the Star Spangled Banner. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go find my Jimi Hendrix CD with the National Anthem on it…

by Brewster Crew on Jul 3, 2007 11:45 AM EDT reply actions

Allahver, yes. For that particular endeavor you must go to Das Fanhaus…that and they do a great job at covering curling.

by sb on Jul 3, 2007 11:49 AM EDT reply actions

“two years = tradition” fitting for a florida fan

by mp on Jul 3, 2007 11:58 AM EDT reply actions

Check out the link after the video of the bohemian rhapsody version:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOyEw9bT8yQ

by grips on Jul 3, 2007 12:01 PM EDT reply actions

/threadjack/ – looks like the Razorbacks may finally be joining the Fulmer Cup standings . /threadjack/

http://www.baxterbulletin.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=2007707020330

by Kenny Irons' midge on Jul 3, 2007 12:12 PM EDT reply actions

I think the Benny Hill version is more impressive.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWmnamgi7OY&mode=related&search=

by The New Math: 86=1 on Jul 3, 2007 12:14 PM EDT reply actions

Book this man to play a AA baseball stadium STAT!

by Kenny on Jul 3, 2007 12:23 PM EDT reply actions

I certainly hope I get my annual binge on booze and beef that i reserve for the independence of our nation. Damn rain. It has been raining in Texas for like 10 days or something.

And this video is disturbing.

by txhny on Jul 3, 2007 12:40 PM EDT reply actions

An example of cream rising to the top.

by Matt on Jul 3, 2007 12:58 PM EDT reply actions

Diddy already has this guy on the remix.

by MCab on Jul 3, 2007 1:08 PM EDT reply actions

What a disgraceful representation of our national anthem! Is this an anti-American terrorist site, or one based in the great US of A?

While it may be funny, it displays no respect for America or the many who have died for that song.

Terribly disappointed.

by Jim on Jul 3, 2007 1:11 PM EDT reply actions

#9…many more than two years, dude…its just the last two years have been relatively impressive…I mean after the abuse we suffered at the hands of [name redacted] …

by sb on Jul 3, 2007 1:13 PM EDT reply actions

That man… he can hit the high notes. I’m impressed.

by OMBrendon46 on Jul 3, 2007 1:32 PM EDT reply actions

In the chemistry.com ad, who thinks Ed Young, Pastor looks more gay (gayer? Adam, can we get a grammar ruling on gay adjectives please) than Dan Savage, Savage Love Columnist?

by Out of Conference on Jul 3, 2007 2:37 PM EDT reply actions