LINKWHORING, ANTHEM BLASPHEMY CONT'D.
by Orson on Jul 3, 2007 2:51 PM EDT
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PrintWe couldn't help but snicker when Aerobab, longtime reader and listener to EDSBS live, wrote this in the comments below the Hendrix anthem:
I sincerly hope that in the gates of Heaven, Francis Scott Key kicks Jimmi in the Jimmy every fuckin time this blasphemous rendition is played here on Earth.
Oh, you want anthem blasphemy, we've got it, motherfucker. But first some overdue linkwhoring.
--Reader AtomicDog informs us that Mike Hunt, Ole Miss Miss State recruit, may not have crushed the ACT into limp submission like Mike Hunt should have, and will therefore be ineligible for school in the fall. Mike Hunt really needs a good, firm drilling in class here, and a fair one, too, unless you want the NCAA nailing Mike Hunt hard along with Ole Miss Miss State for bending the rules just to get the chance to play with Mike Hunt. Because Mike Hunt is just that special.
Mike Hunt: needs your help.
Please, let him make the grade. Four years of this would complete us as a human being.
--The Wannstache understands his popularity is tied directly to his mustache, and admits as much publicly, even citing the source of his mustache-generating desire: Charles Bronson.
--Darren McFadden wears dresses. We'd let him wear a negligee and pumps if he wanted to as long as he kept running, though that might draw salacious text messages from Houston Nutt. We have a Vera Wang number in mind for the Heisman ceremony, actually, a lovely candlelight off-the-shoulder thing. It can't possibly look gayer than this.
--Last year, it was former Marine Cam Brewer. This year it's former Ranger and Iraq/Afghanistan vet Derek Baldry who gets a shot at making Florida's roster as a walk-on, despite not playing football in high school.
--Help give John Smeaton ONE HUNDRED COCKTAILS plus nine hundred more for good measure for literally kicking terrorist ass. DC Trojan has more on a real Scottish hero...
--A Tulane grad stumps shamelessly for Georgia votes by inveighing against an attempt to sell Florida Gator tags in Georgia.
A Gator tag will cause accidents. Gator fans cannot drive or read traffic signs. A car up on blocks cannot move.
OHHHHHH A/V CLUB QUALITY BURRRRRRN!!! from a legislator partially responsible for the state with some of the worst graduation rates in the nation who went to motherfucking Tulane. Florida at least graduates fifty-five percent of its incoming ninth-graders...scoreboard, bitches, scoreboard!
--Ragin Cajun Rebel once headbutted Jack Del Rio. No, really, he did, and if you don't read about it, you're cheating God by wasting their gift of eyes on you.
And now, ultimate anthem blasphemy, including Bobby Vinton's vivisection of the anthem during the 1990 NLCS.
The last guy may not hit the note, but at least he owns it like he bought it in cash.
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Mike Hunt is a MISSISSIPPI STATE recruit! Unfortunately, the Orgeron couldn’t convince Mike Hunt to spend a few years in Oxford.
by Bob on Jul 3, 2007 2:54 PM EDT reply actions
Good gracious, nothing can prepare you for that last note.
by Oops Pow Surprise on Jul 3, 2007 3:03 PM EDT reply actions
He just rips shit up and holds it. It may be wrong, but he’s putting nine hard inches of wrongness right in your ear.
by Orson Swindle on Jul 3, 2007 3:09 PM EDT reply actions
As long as this is the thread for miscellany, Carol Slezak of the Chicago Sun-Times absolutely unloads on the Big Ten Network in today’s edition (and Slezak is a full-on Big Ten homer and alum)…
http://www.suntimes.com/sports/slezak/453234,CST-SPT-carol03.article
One minor annoying detail about this article… Slezak recites the $1.10 figure as if that’s what the consumer will actually pay, when the reality is that somewhere around at least $2 per month will be the increase that each subscriber would see on their cable bill every month. Why do these writers assume the cable companies will pass along the channel to customers at cost?
by Papa Lou BSU on Jul 3, 2007 3:14 PM EDT reply actions
Orson — That’s some super-patriotic shinshi-shinshi.
by Oops Pow Surprise on Jul 3, 2007 3:30 PM EDT reply actions
Now we just need to get RCR together with Jebush’s whisky girl…
by Herb on Jul 3, 2007 3:34 PM EDT reply actions
That last woman on the clip. My God, I think she was confusing that microphone for something else.
by MCab on Jul 3, 2007 3:36 PM EDT reply actions
Where was State Senator McDumbass when they let the Auburn tags through?
by PeterPumpkinhead on Jul 3, 2007 3:38 PM EDT reply actions
Couldn’t find the YouTube of Roseanne Barr singing [sic] the Anthem at a Padres game, eh?
by DevilGrad on Jul 3, 2007 3:49 PM EDT reply actions
RCR is a goddamned American Hero! Del Rio’s lucky his wife didn’t get the Cajun Hot Stick.
by jebushchrist on Jul 3, 2007 3:59 PM EDT reply actions
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhaqrU_lBuY
Mo Cheeks can’t sing, or coach, but he’s a good guy. Kinda like Willingham.
by Domer Guy on Jul 3, 2007 4:02 PM EDT reply actions
There is no string of words I can form that makes a better statement for how I feel about the massive trauma inflicted upon the National Anthem than the still frame of that mascot on the Youtube video.
by spartymike on Jul 3, 2007 4:05 PM EDT reply actions
Although not the greatest singing of the national anthem, this video has to be one of the coolest things I have ever seen. You can barely hear the national anthem starting because Chicago stadium is just that loud.
by ND fan in A2 on Jul 3, 2007 4:20 PM EDT reply actions
Also, re: Wannstache
“You know what we got here, Marty…motherfuckin’ Charlie Bronson…Mr. Majestik.”
by spartymike on Jul 3, 2007 4:20 PM EDT reply actions
The last guy may not hit the note, but at least he owns it like he bought it in cash.
Hope he didn’t pay retail.
by DC Trojan on Jul 3, 2007 4:33 PM EDT reply actions
Ok, the firewall here at work won’t let me post on blogspot because it’s “chat”, but I read the RCR piece, and Rajin’, I have a few connections on the plains that I don’t normally claim, and if you can arrange to be drunk, I might could arrange for Tubby to be within headbutting distance…
But I have to be allowed to record it in hi-def video.
by PeterPumpkinhead on Jul 3, 2007 4:44 PM EDT reply actions
Freedom ain’t free; it’s actually painful at times.
by SeaTrojan on Jul 3, 2007 6:18 PM EDT reply actions
I don’t know why anyone has their panties in a wad about the FL tags. It is just more proof that Georgia can’t be all that bad a state as everyone moves to Atlantoma eventually. After four years of Gainesville even the festering, unihibited growth of our glorious state capital must look inviting. Of course no one really cared about the Auburn tags- the second rate sons and daughters of second rate Atlanta politicians have to go somewhere.
by Meg on Jul 4, 2007 12:09 AM EDT reply actions
Another Scots bawbooter:
the url tells you all you need to know. Front page story on one of the national papers.
by Not a Fifer on Jul 4, 2007 9:27 AM EDT reply actions
- - that’s fucking hilarious, or as my grandfather might have said, " I haven’t laughed as hard since granny caught her tits in the mangler…"
by DC Trojan on Jul 4, 2007 10:43 PM EDT reply actions
No mention of Carl Lewis, how is that possible? He was the most honest anthem butcher as even he in the middle realized “whuh-oh!”
by COWolverine on Jul 5, 2007 1:33 PM EDT reply actions
The sad part of the Mike Hunt story is that he isn’t an Arkansas recruit. How many more possibilities would there be if Mike Hunt was being coached by Houston Nutt? Man, would that be awesome. And Mike every screwed up real bad on the field, and an announcer slipped up and said something along the lines of:
Man, after that last play, Nutt is really giving it Mike Hunt on the sidelines.
But alas, Mike Hunt chose MSU.
by Ryan T on Jul 5, 2007 3:04 PM EDT reply actions
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