Comments on: FULMER CUP: ARKANSAS PLAYER REALLY LIKES HIS SPACE

By: Stephen Colboar

Stephen Colboar — Tue, 03 Jul 2007 07:21:03 +0000

dixiehog, I have no idea what the fuck you are trying to say.
blackberry patrol
wildflowers
pitbulls
corndogs
cupcakes

WTF?

By: DevilGrad

DevilGrad — Mon, 02 Jul 2007 22:28:29 +0000

BTW, Massachusetts = Belgium is sheer fucking brilliance.

By: dixiehog

dixiehog — Mon, 02 Jul 2007 22:08:00 +0000

#35 I am on blackberry patrol, then guarding the family wildflower patch for the week. I will be releasing the pit bulls on your sorry ass soon. LSU, Auburn we have a cupcake schedule and are coming so be ready!

By: MCab

MCab — Mon, 02 Jul 2007 21:28:16 +0000

Orson, and where’s the hat tip? Harumph harumph, indeed.

I’ve heard Michigan “bunda” is quite the flatness.

Israel and Oregon. Well, I guess communal living works for everyone.

By: Stephen Colboar

Stephen Colboar — Mon, 02 Jul 2007 20:23:50 +0000

You have to believe that the Pakistan squad is a sleeper for the Fulmer Cup.

As quiet as the offseason has been here, you know things are about to explode.

Really, Nutt is probably college football’s Kim Jong-Il. Acting like a complete fucktard, scaring the bejeezus out of everybody by putting D-Mc at QB and shit, but then imminently backing down and shitting the bed to finish off last season.

By: PeteJayhawk

PeteJayhawk — Mon, 02 Jul 2007 18:01:53 +0000

Malaysia? I can live with that. But I was born in South Africa, which makes me cool.

By: sb

sb — Mon, 02 Jul 2007 17:58:49 +0000

#25, are you in Wisconsin?

By: DevilGrad

DevilGrad — Mon, 02 Jul 2007 17:15:46 +0000

Re #23: And North Korean state media reported that Illy shot a 47 — for eighteen.

By: jakldawg

jakldawg — Mon, 02 Jul 2007 16:18:16 +0000

And people scoffed the first time I mixed bourbon with port (and proceeded to bore people with stories of my Chilean upbringing).

By: kleph

kleph — Mon, 02 Jul 2007 16:12:40 +0000

so if utah is peru what is peru?

By: Port City Gangsta

Port City Gangsta — Mon, 02 Jul 2007 16:08:56 +0000

Im sure he was just looking for parking. Finding “space” on Dickson is a bitch.

By: Oops Pow Surprise

Oops Pow Surprise — Mon, 02 Jul 2007 15:35:05 +0000

#13 – At first glance, it looked like you wrote “Orson has decided to go all disciplinarian on some asses,” which would have been even more mindblowing than if Urban did.

By: Stacy Keibler Luvs Me

Stacy Keibler Luvs Me — Mon, 02 Jul 2007 15:33:00 +0000

#24, Trojan Chica: Maybe Northern Cal is France and Southern Cal is Australia? Break up California if it means being compared to France!!! Calif is too big anyway, since it has double the GDP than the next biggest State in the US of A, which I think is TX.

By: Aerobab

Aerobab — Mon, 02 Jul 2007 15:29:28 +0000

Sorry SKLM (#21), but my analysis also reveals that France is full of a bunch of weenies. Therefore, I conclude that Cali = France is a fair argument.

By: Trojan Chica

Trojan Chica — Mon, 02 Jul 2007 15:26:04 +0000

Finally, my fears that I am surrounded by cheese eatin surrender monkeys are validated!