THE WEBER LANDS, FIRE FIRE FIRE

by Orson on Jun 29, 2007 5:15 PM EDT

We close the week at EDSBS by thanking you for one of the more amusing weeks we can remember, even stuck as we are in the depths of the offseason.

--Kenny Irons, midgets. See below.

--Henri-Bernard Levy became our new media critic.

--Tennessee cracked the Fulmer Cup standings.

--A simply cracking edition of EDSBS Live! with the greatest piece of advice we've ever heard: "You're pretty drunk right now, you probably shouldn't eat that."

--The Seven-Inch Linebacker.

--Joel's brilliant Blake Mitchell tribute.

This weekend, to celebrate, we will christen our new Weber Grill, the minimalist genius-tool of all charcoal warriors. This should be easy as hell considering the early birthday gift came with an accessory we purchased off Rammstein's helpful website.

Enjoy your weekend. We'll be back on Monday with third-degree burns.

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I hope he turned on the crowd for liking their lousy music. Watcha cookin’?

by MCab on Jun 29, 2007 5:46 PM EDT reply actions

i was scared you were talking about this Rammstein accessory:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WL35HLVZcB4

fyi: extremely vulgar … fucking germans … nothing changes.

by Joey Jo-Jo Jr. Shabadoo on Jun 29, 2007 5:56 PM EDT reply actions

Killing the crowd is so metal. They all signed “pain waivers” though so it is OK.

by oc phil on Jun 29, 2007 6:37 PM EDT reply actions

God, I love a good melody. Especially with fire.

by SeaTrojan on Jun 29, 2007 7:29 PM EDT reply actions

Never say with words what you can get across with a flamethrower.

For next week, you really have to start off with seeing red, as in Tatiana Golovkin. Since she is not Latina, not for the cheesecake lovers. But, my kind of girl: http://sports.yahoo.com/ten/news?slug=reu-wimbledonunderweardc&prov=reuters&type=lgns

by Southern Papa on Jun 29, 2007 7:37 PM EDT reply actions

Till iz on ur stage burning ur face off!

If you need help assembling that Weber I found some instructions.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mra-H3Dxv3U

Le grille, what the hell is that?!?

by BDoc on Jun 29, 2007 7:39 PM EDT reply actions

A Rammstein reference on EDSBS. Good play, gents.

Du Hast!

by mattsledge on Jun 30, 2007 12:58 AM EDT reply actions

That fancy device might look efficient, but it’s a flavor killer. Opt instead for the charcoal chimney. It’s almost as fast and your steak won’t taste the back end of a Buick.

by Dinknflicka on Jun 30, 2007 2:17 AM EDT reply actions