Comments on: LOLFUTBAWL: KENNY IRONS

By: HFS

HFS — Mon, 02 Jul 2007 13:51:12 +0000

Guys, the numbers are on his eye black so he knows which ones are his in the locker room before the game. Duh.

Instead of posters for the EDSBS store, this has luggage tag written all over it. On the flip side, put lines for name, address, phone number and name/ethnicity of midget.

By: oc phil

oc phil — Mon, 02 Jul 2007 07:29:32 +0000

I’m in awe of the ferocity on both sides of the Auburn/Alabama fights.

The Arkansas and UCLA fans take the cake for self-destrutive frenzy, but the Iron Bowl rivalry is the most intense case of mutual hatred out there.

By: NewAZTiger

NewAZTiger — Sun, 01 Jul 2007 21:23:40 +0000

oc phil – you still have a lot to learn about Bammers.

Rule #1 – Don’t confuse them with “facts”. If you use facts on a Bammer, they immediately shut down the last two firing neurons (conveniently held together by a spirochete) and return to the comfortable home of “We got 12 National Champeenships” and “Tradishuuuunnnn”.

By: oc phil

oc phil — Sat, 30 Jun 2007 20:34:22 +0000

#25 At some schools they win both Heismans and national championships.

By: King Harvest

King Harvest — Sat, 30 Jun 2007 14:12:18 +0000

Texas Girl – Outstanding point of view!

New AZ – You are absolutely correct. I have two myself (one for the upstairs and one for the downstairs) The key is to keep them leashed so that control is never lost, especially when all of the cleaning is done and the PCP high is still going at mach 2. You know what they say, “idle hands….

By: NewAZTiger

NewAZTiger — Sat, 30 Jun 2007 13:17:06 +0000

Yes, that’s why we hugged Brodie Croyle so much.

By: Newspaper Hack

Newspaper Hack — Sat, 30 Jun 2007 03:58:11 +0000

At Alabama, players win national championships, not Heismans. But, hey, when you’re Auburn, you have to hold on to what you can.

By: John in Hsv

John in Hsv — Sat, 30 Jun 2007 02:56:58 +0000

Oz is a more happening place than I thought.

War yellow brick road.

By: NewAZTiger

NewAZTiger — Sat, 30 Jun 2007 02:51:38 +0000

Laugh, Butches, Laugh.

By: NewAZTiger

NewAZTiger — Sat, 30 Jun 2007 02:43:43 +0000

I swear, if you cover a midget in Swiffer and then give him some PCP, your house will never ever have a dust ball in it again.

By: jakldawg

jakldawg — Fri, 29 Jun 2007 22:44:41 +0000

Re: 4, 11, 15. There’s something in common with jokes about Dat Nguyen and jokes by Dat Phan: Neither one’s all that funny.

By: Texas Gal

Texas Gal — Fri, 29 Jun 2007 22:23:34 +0000

War Eagle: Except- he can’t see the numbers on his own eyeblack. I think it’s more for David- so he knows he’s not Kenny.

By: Red Andrews

Red Andrews — Fri, 29 Jun 2007 21:00:15 +0000

Damn, near shat my pants when I saw that photo. I can has adult diaper? Thank you so much that.

Sincerely,

The BearMeats

By: Herb

Herb — Fri, 29 Jun 2007 20:40:58 +0000

“Fuck you doughboy, I can read! You see that shoe? It says Adidas.”

“I taught him that.”

By: War Eagle

War Eagle — Fri, 29 Jun 2007 20:31:01 +0000

Texas – it’s so he knows he’s Kenny and not David.