Since it is Friday (and the only interesting thing we can see going on is one piddly arrest for FSU for a dude with an ancient warrant), we’ll resort to LOLFutbawl to keep us amused.

The subject this week is Kenny Irons, who if you’ll recall from earlier this week, keeps a midget in his suitcase for erotic purposes.

Midgets. Oral sex. The Irons Brothers. Life writes its own jokes. We just put them on a tin platter and present them to you, because with ingredients like these, the chef can only stand in the way of such succulent flavors.