FRIDAY CHEESECAKE: SOMEONE NAMED ESTHER

If you have to include a bonus, I think it’s apparent that the cheesecake isn’t up to standard. It’s still early in the day though, so maybe Stranko can redeem you….

What’s wrong, she doesn’t like the news cafe?

Average….but still a one on the binary scale.

The first picture has a 2001 copyright in the corner. Know what that means? It means she’s now six years older and, if she follows the trend of latinas I’ve known, 75 pounds heavier.

by popular request, the EDSBS Cheescake GoogleMap returns. esther is located in miami unless someone can figure out a better point of origin for her.

Orson-

I think it’s a testament to your early Cheesecake finding abilities that this woman, who any of us, let’s be honest, would probably gnaw off a couple fingers to get with, is being shot down in the comments.

Maybe time to change the theme? Girls with Guns time?

Kleph – just for shits and giggles, put her under my desk in the googlemap of cheesecake. I’m in Greenville, SC. You may need to photoshop away the ball-peen hammer blow to the head to get her there, though. (thanks for the tip SB, from 2 weeks ago)

just for the record, the ‘under my desk’ comments in reference to the googlemap have been done.

…to death.

…and then twice more.

While I’ve seen better cheesecake on this site, I will say this: I never look gift whores in the mouth.

Jeebus Christ, you fuckers are picky.

Here’s a question: If we can have an “International Bowl” in frickin’ Tron-no, why can’t we have a Rio Bowl? SEC vs. Big 12 at the Estádio do Maracanã, anybody? Sponsored by TAM or Brahma beer? Somebody get on that.

Girls With Guns has been done. So have Girls With Cars.

How about Girls With Season Tickets & Prime Tailgating Spots?

Or Girls With Beer? That can’t be overdone.

No problem, OoC. Works every time, and cheaper than chloroform.

Regarding the alleged downturn in cheesecake quality…maybe its me, but I have been able to find extremely attractive aspects to each of the contestants…they all have the parts, some more extreme than others, but frankly, every one of them would achieve the desired result in the event their use could be contracted by any red-blooded male of the species…

And Esther, well we gotta call her something, don’t we? It is relatively unique in this day and age, but for all the difference it makes, we could always fall back on Mr. White’s “Tater Salad”. And no comments about “tossing” same.

I would be of the curly-haired-weakness variety; thanks for some enticing cheesecake.

No doubt – she’s a hottie. I’m still holding out for an entrant from Spain, which would be different, but still acceptably within the theme.

I’ll say this it’s better than a stick in the eye.

“So you want the blonde”
Yeah
“Good , cause I’ll take anything”

Kleph – you’re right man. My apologies; I guess the single comment 2 weeks ago and then another today was done to death and then twice more. Keep up the cartographical and social commentary skills that far outdo my meager attempts at wit and support for your map. You rock man, don’t ever change!

definitely not??? lolol…that sounds a little lawyery/Dweebish…the General rolls to anyone…sheeeesh….no es peligroso…..gallinas…todos estan gallinas haha!

No 4 horas de sexo ?

I think on the binary scale she’s a 1010. At least in these pictures. But I have to agree with PW; in 6 years, unless she’s stayed really active, not been married and popped out a couple of kids, 75 pounds is probably generous. But, that could include some badonk-a-donk butt, coupled with a heapin’ helpin’ of thunder thighs. But no complaints on the regular feaure. Always a lift to my Friday.

Passable in a Turkey Bacon kind of way.

Lawyerly/Dweebish? I don’t think those terms correlate in any valid manner, although I suppose some could…hey! That sounds a little lawyerly/dweebish, doesn’t it!

Scalz1, I could probably entertain Esther for the 4 horas de sexo, but after that I wouldn’t be able to play paddle ball with the braziliana…just not 19 anymore, dammit.

I used to work with a curly haired vixen named Eunice. Don’t ever move to the Lower East Side if you have a weakness for Latinas with old-fashioned names, your head may explode.

You know, if someone showed up at my house with a Ferrari 430 and said, have at it, I wouldn’t respond by saying, no thanks, I’m holding out for an Enzo.

Did someone say my name?

I like this chica. She’s a lovely synthesis of Eva Mendes and a $2 whore.
And I’d take seconds.

Am I the only one who thought maybe Tebow’s bodacious friend was gonna be in this spot today?

Yeah, Baby! Dept:

Beautiful curvy woman. I prefer the yellow bikini babe than Ms. Brazil Sporty Girl With Big Butt. Great job this week.

Damn, the haters are out in full force today.

Swindle & Stranko {and Kleph for that matter}, keep on doin’ what you do.

I for one appreciate all of the beautiful ladies, in all shapes and sizes, that y’all throw our way to make our Viernes pass muy rapido.

Like any of you fools would not talk to one of these women if given the opportunity or decline a cup of cafe con leche if they asked you to the news cafe.

Stop the hating and start appreciating.

Buenas tardes y feliz fin de semana mi amigos!

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My slice of Brazilian Cheesecake from the worldcup plethora of photos…seeing her whole (and in other poses) is just amazing.

Hell Brazilian Girls are amazing…and friendly…I’m damn glad I went through puberty in Brazil. Try Carnival at 13-14 with hormones raging and plenty of offers to help from the ladies. I could have used ONE more year in Brazil before moving to the US to goto HS. Hell I could have skipped 7th and 8th grade in the US and it wouldn’t have made a difference in my curriculum except for English Grammar I think…
 Me In the US at that age = one more horny geek
 Me in Brazil at that age = one smirking blemish free geek with more than a rojao in my pocket!

when the Brazilian turned around, I immediately thought of one of those machines that shoots out tennis balls.

1. - I went back and saw the Brazilian babe video again to check your tennis analogy, for research purposes of course, and this time I noticed how great her almost-butt-length curly hair looked as it rolled in the wind….

SportsbyBrooks is so much bettah.