Comments on: FSU RECRUITS BANNED FROM DISNEY

By: VolFanGatorHater

VolFanGatorHater — Wed, 04 Jul 2007 02:12:45 +0000

Maybe one of these guys will go on to be MVP of the Super Bowl and will say “I Can’t Go to Disney!”

By: MrG

MrG — Fri, 29 Jun 2007 20:21:33 +0000

I got banned from Orlando’s Disney World for a long time when I was six for not just kicking Goofy and neutering him for touching me in a funny way, but kicking Donald duck the same way after they let us go, because I was pissed at the way they treated me and my family.
I think I was just there with my Brother and grandfather (who was a bit tipsy and told me “Ata boy!” for doing what I did.
Score six year old brazilian judo 2 disney pedophiles in costume 0
When I say neuter I meant neuter, I grew up playing street soccer in Brazil without shoes on. Think that was our last trip ever to the magic kingdom even with Dad’s govt friends and connections.

By: John in Hsv

John in Hsv — Fri, 29 Jun 2007 17:57:17 +0000

“My wife is a former princess at Disney World so I do get handjobs from snow white, cinderella, ariel etc…”

Davidooh,

You’re getting short-changed dude. She gives me blowjobs.

By: sonsofsammalone

sonsofsammalone — Fri, 29 Jun 2007 17:19:50 +0000

I would stick around and chat, but I think that I need to go watch Dumbo now…

By: sb

sb — Fri, 29 Jun 2007 15:11:58 +0000

PW, thanks…and no, he has only visited the Swamp Shrine to Football Excellence, so I’m still watchin’ that Melmo fucker.

By: PW

PW — Fri, 29 Jun 2007 14:08:51 +0000

sb,
You haven’t by chance taken your son to the Bear Bryant museum, have you? Because if you have, Melmo isn’t the only place he’s hearing fascist propaganda.

By: sb

sb — Fri, 29 Jun 2007 13:20:30 +0000

Great work, DC! Melmo (as my son call him) does indeed epitomize evil…he has convinced my son he cannot go to sleep without that red fucker sitting right next to his pillow. I am certain his sleeping ears are being filled with fascist propaganda…where else would he be getting it?

By: DC Trojan

DC Trojan — Fri, 29 Jun 2007 04:01:31 +0000

Sesamee Street supports a pro-Nazi platform, but this is relatively unknown.

I’ve always had my suspicions about that little red fucker Elmo, to be honest. “Look, Dorothy’s thinking about breaking windows on Kristallnacht! Elmo can throw bricks too! Oops, Elmo’s sorry… sorry he didn’t have a bomb!”

When Elmo gets to the night of the long knives, Bert and Ernie had better watch their backs. They are the SA brownshirt(lifter)s of Sesame Strasse, no doubt.

By: roggins

roggins — Thu, 28 Jun 2007 23:38:37 +0000

I am sure that they did nothing wrong. Just like the rest of them in jails/prison.

By: Chris

Chris — Thu, 28 Jun 2007 21:47:54 +0000

#67 – read the article. Those 46 bans were in the LAST TWO WEEKS, not all time.

By: MCab

MCab — Thu, 28 Jun 2007 21:20:27 +0000

You sure he wasn’t Borean? You know, black and korean?

By: DC Trojan

DC Trojan — Thu, 28 Jun 2007 21:18:38 +0000

OC Phil, I’m just enjoying it while I can… in the meantime we just bought a house with a rec room in the basement, so in the future they can listen to / watch whatever dreck they want down there, and sulk in the car with an iPod otherwise.

By: Scalz1

Scalz1 — Thu, 28 Jun 2007 20:44:42 +0000

The 1 out of 46 was Japanese.

By: PW

PW — Thu, 28 Jun 2007 20:40:39 +0000

The four got the boot thanks to Disney’s loitering policy, which the Orlando Sentinel reports has been used in 46 cases to ban patrons for life. Of those 46, 45 were Black or Hispanic,

What unspeakable acts must one commit to be the lone white guy on the planet who is forever banned from Disneyworld?

By: sb

sb — Thu, 28 Jun 2007 19:51:10 +0000

Tommy Boy, yeah, me too. Disgusting.

Good call, Brian…I was hoping someone would bring that up. I feel it is germaine to the discussion.

Sundawg, not unless they don’t keep it in their pants…