FSU RECRUITS BANNED FROM DISNEY

Ahh, now that’s some good old fashioned family racism.

bottom left guy looks like reggie bush…perhaps a would-be agent will arrange for him to live in the giant castle?

Only in Bowdens world does this happen. FSU should hire Mike Price, this shit never happens at a strip club.

They do know that Disney World is the happiest place on earth for white people, right? This is no surprise.

All I could think of reading the stand up comedy-style interlud:

Creppy Asian guy selling Dave magic video camera: “It will show you things… Some would pay not to see…”
Dave Chappelle: “Oh, snap, this thing gets Comic View?”

This isn’t news, we all knew Disney was racist, as seen by that clip at the very least, and “Song of the South” – http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Song_of_the_South at the most.

Added to that fact, Disney was the catalyst for pretty much the most soulless and vapid city in the USA – Orlando.

Oh, did anyone notice that one of the kids, the dude who’s dad was the lawyer, gave his name as “Nick Cannon” FABULOUS!

In addition to Plantation jokes, I was surprised that Bowden had no comment. Usually in a nole-related report I expect to hear something along the lines of “applesauce, jump ball Jeffy, dadgummit.” The times they are a-changin.

This is exactly why recruits should be disallowed from theme parks in Orlando. They should be sent to Medieval Times where, speaking from experience, they can dine in Hell. Nightly.

IMO, there is no organization more sensitive to public image than Disney. In context, there have been several violent attacks recently in the WDW area. Also, there may have been complaints from other guests about threatening ‘pack behavior’. Finally, WDW is the entertainment equivalent of Augusta National and can invite and exclude. Nonetheless, this kind of crap makes for good reading b/c of it’s ‘injustice’ . How long do you think it will be until the inevitable lawsuit is filed? I give it 5 days, but it won’t come from a local law firm. They know WDW has the will and resources
to defend itself and not ‘settle’. Hell, Disney would probably parade out a band of blind, black, gay, dwarf defence attorneys in wheelchairs with green oxygen tanks just to highlight their committment to diversity. The ‘victims’ in this case can go f themselves with a caramel candy apple and wipe off with pink cotton candy.

what ever happened to boys will be boys

Must be Judge Harm…

This racism is killing me….

Bitches be shoppin! They be shoppin!!!

Walt Disney Pictures was started as a way to slander Asians and whitewash the conditions of slaves through cartoons.

I suppose we could ask why four 18-year-olds were hanging around Disney World anyway, but really, what else does one do at Disney World? Wait in line for three hours? Overpay for tacky trinkets? Vomit on the Tilt-A-Whirl?

re #2: What picture of Reggie Bush are you looking at? He looks nothing like him.

Headlines that scream “racism” are always effective in stirring up hate and discontent.

And how often do you get to “ban someone for life”? Man, that is real power.

This is what happens when you venture into the PRINCE OF DARKNESS TRIANGLE!!

ABC, ESPN and Disney-
I heard that after they were arrested they were seated and forced at gun point to watch hours and hours of the NBA. That way the NBA’s Neilsen Ratings would double and they could justify the hours and hours of coverage.
If they resisted they were moved into solitary confinment and forced to watch reruns of old Big Ten football game on ESPN Classic. If you ask for an non-bowl SEC game you are cracked on the knuckles with a ruler.

I knew a guy that actually spent time in the Disneyland jail for smuggling alcohol into the park. This is the same person who had a family emergency in Las Vegas, whose father was a small time mobster and mom became a lesbian. For what it is worth he is white.

Wow #14…slander asians?…whitewash the conditions of slaves through cartoons? I have never seen a Disney portrayed asian, and slavery was eradicated about 70 years prior to Disney’s first cartoon. Forgive me if I missed the irony/sarcasm/humor, its still early.

Anonymous IV—you know us?

Disneyland Jail LOL

“Marge Simpson, we’ve also arrested your older, balder, fatter son.”

I think this is a pretty good indicator of why FSU’s program is swirling the drain. Dropping the boys off at Disney for the day? Did they even schedule them lunch with the Princesses?
OBC is smiling right now.

I wonder if Disney will make a smooth PR move to show its commitment to diversity. Perhaps changing the “Aerosmith Rock N Roller Coaster” to “R. Kelly’s-Keepin’ It In The Closet Coaster” would be a good start. The ride would remain virtually the same except it would smell a lot more like piss and shame.

Can’t comment.
Laughing too hard.
Ow, my side.

Jebus, you’re beginning to sound like a closet Gator! I’m sure that warms your heart to hear!

The memory is bit hazy but I recall at one time we were looking for my friend’s lesbian mom at five in the morning in Reno while chugging a bottle of tequila seeing the sun begin to rise. While his high roller brother with an engineering degree from USC was dropping more money than I had seen in my life in his effort to become a professional black jack player. We had everything comped because of him: penthouse suite, limo, food, alcohol, etc.

One word for you #21….Mulan

C’mon, now, I can sympathize with the cops. Forget war, terrorism, widespread poverty, assaults on civil rights, crime, ongoing genocides, the rise of drug-resistant strains of disease, environmental degradation, and global warming; the TRULY scariest thing in our world today is black teenagers making “smart remarks”.

Heck, they might even say naughty curse words! It’s enough to make any Disney cop quake in his shiny white Keds.

It’s just as well these young men weren’t attempting to dance with one another, or WDW would have been forced to taser the shit out of them… that’s only allowed on the specific gay days, U suspect. Maybe the park could establish official “African American Youth” days as well, to clear up any confusion about who is allowed to do what when. It’s worked well for the pedophiles, but then every day is pedophile day at WDW.

Oh, and #10, WDW is in no way like Augusta National, since it is predicated on 1) access to paying members of the public, and 2) is in fact the civic authority for the land it occupies.

Time to pull Walt out of his cryogenic sleep chamber and slip him a tab of acid. Only then will we be able to talk this out.

I have some issues with Walt Disney too. Like why do my people have to be depicted as dysfunctional, homosexual dwarfs?

#27, make no mistake, I hate the Gator but I love OBC.

“smart remarks” is the gayest crime anyone has ever been fingerprinted for.

Is it too much to ask for the Noles to at least get a Fulmer Cup Honorable Mention for this? 2 years and nary a whiff of the most coveted trophy in sports…

#32, the same could be said for Bowden.
This is why he’s so quiet in June. They don’t plug him in and defrost him until Joo-ly 1. Don’t worry, after a few days under the heat lamps he’ll be all red and puffy just like a big ol boiled whale’s vagina, just like we like him.

Funny stuff.

I hate Disney and Disney World, but I have a 3-year-old daughter. So I’ve seen EVERY Disney film ever produced. Know the songs by heart.

I hope others here know my shame. There should be a support group.

1. see… http://www.momentsintime.com/Disney%20Book%20Page.htm

I hate Disney and Disney World, but I have a 3-year-old daughter. So I’ve seen EVERY Disney film ever produced. Know the songs by heart.

I feel your pain inasmuch as I know the level of effort required to avoid it. I have 2 girls under 5, and the only reason they know anything about Disney princesses etc. is because they talk to their friends and have play dates at their houses. They seem to resigned to the fact that their parents are cranks… so far, anyway.

What sad times are these when passing ruffians can loiter at Wally World. There is a pestilence upon this land. Nothing is sacred.

$67.00 for a one day ticket. Sixty Seven Fucking dollars for Disney World. Is that not insane? You should at least get a handjob from Snow White for that kind of money. Of course if you’re an Alabama or Arkansas grad they could get one of the dwarfs to do the job.

I feel your pain inasmuch as I know the level of effort required to avoid it

Can you teach me?

’Cause I dropped $3,000 at the Animal Kingdom Lodge last year. And another $200 in clothing her in every princess dress.

All that, and I didn’t attend one college football game last year.

I should be up for both Father of the Year and Worst UGA Football Alum.

Thank you for both Mulan and the ancient book depicting racist comic strips… that doesn’t prove that “Disney Pictures was started” to denigrate asians and whitewash slavery. The book was “authorized” by Walt Disney, it doesn’t say “written”. Was the book made into a movie? Mulan was all about an asian girl who saved her family. Where is the negative in that? Can’t believe I forgot Mulan…my daughter was Mulan for halloween.

THREADJACK:

reFSU has potentially racked up some Fulmer Cup Points…dui for a dt

My butt hurts.

My wife is a former princess at Disney World so I do get handjobs from snow white, cinderella, ariel etc…

Bonus!

1. You’ve opened yourself up to a number of responses, like ‘but she give me BJ’s’, or ‘but she smokes my crank’ or ‘she needs a manicure’ etc. But I won’t say that.

#44: You married a cartoon? That’s all kinds of sick and hot. I like it.
You think your wife could introduce me to Jane Jetson?

Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse were in divorce court and the judge said to Mickey, “You say here that your wife is crazy.”

Mickey replied, "No I didn’t. I said she is fu

“Old Chicago” used to be the Fightin’ Illini’s best recruiting friend. Sadly, it was destroyed in the wake of the rampaging mob from Comiskey Park’s infamous ‘Disco Sucks’ night.

http://www.negative-g.com/OldChicago/OCIndex.html

Maybe can rebuild it. Just think of the classes he could bring in to Chambana with a new Old Chicago!

1. - Go on, Mr. Thome…

f_ing Goofy

I don’t see anything wrong with that video, Orson. It was nice of Disney to give the Jolson family some work like that.

TCOAN, they don’t discriminate. The Disney Police Force also don’t like white teenagers making “smart” comments to them. Let’s just say I won’t be making a return to Disney World for a while.

49- WTF are you talking about?

I dated a girl in college who, as a high school senior, played Cinderella at WDW. She was hot. And possibly insane. But hot.

davidooh, if your former wife is an ole miss alum who played Cinderella, please disregard my comments about her being hot.

I feel sorry for all the fathers that have to put up with the Disney crap. The one I really feel for is the Rival, sepnding all that money and not being able to go to game. That hurts. That reminds me of the line form the original Longest Yard,

“Most of these boys have nothin’, never had anything to start with. But you, you had it all. You could have robbed banks, sold dope or stole your grandma’s pension checks and none of us would have minded, but shaving points off of a football game, man, that’s un-American!”

If it helps any I know a thirty year old woman who is a Disney fanatic. All her female friends wonder why she is single. I do not, she is fucking nuts! What kind of man will put up with that shit!

Elvis impersonators?

White people go to Disney World like this.
Black people go to Disney World like this.

(and, I should be more jaded and cynical, but I freaking love WDW. Even the World Showcase, despite having actually been to most of the countries represented therein.)

Full disclosure: Downtown Disney is not Disney world. It’s a strip of overpriced restaraunts and bars. It’s free to get in, and lots of teens go there to “loiter”. I’ve seen packs of kids there(white, black, and hispanic) get escorted out for being asshats. I’ve also been there with mixed groups(10+) of people and “hung out” (well behaved) and not had an issue. Although I’m not familiar with all the circumstances involved with this incident, I find it hard to believe that were singled out because of race.

Rival, it’s real simple GET A DVR. I can’t stress this enough. If your little bundle of joy can’t see ads for all this crap, she can’t ask for all this crap. Other than the junk she gets from her grandparents, my own 3-year-old Princess has never expressed any interest in Disney. I think she wants the Stinkfinger from Diego, but that’s another story.

Harris – damn, I’m trying to figure out what the Stinkfinger from Diego is. Don’t get me wrong – I know what stanky pank is, but my upbringing is doing it’s damndest to not put 2 and 2 together like that. Please help a man out.

Diego is Dora the Explorer’s cousin and, I daresay, something of a smoldering Latin hunk for the preschool set. The Stinkfinger, well, it’s pretty much what you’re thinking. I’m the worst father ever.

Diego? The sabre-toothed tiger with voice over by Dennis Leary in Ice Age? I didn’t know those characters got into that stuff…

Rival, enforcement is nothing to do with me, the missus hates Disney and Disneyworld with the fervor of the truly unhinged. All the kids get to watch is an occasional Sesame Street “On Demand.” This is why I always have small company when I watch college football and soccer – they just want to bathe in the glow of the televisual gods.

Sesamee Street supports a pro-Nazi platform, but this is relatively unknown.

Does anyone realize that Nick Moody lives in Philadelphia…. How the hell is this kid hanging out in Disney World down in Florida???

Disney is racist. Do you guys not remember the use of the Blackface acting style used to affect the countenance of an iconic, racist American archetype in 101 Dalmations. I personally walked out of the theater when I saw this.

The only color Disney cares about is green. I’d bet the 4 recruits in question were doing a bit more than just loitering. If the park has only banned 46 people ever, then they clearly don’t roust every group of 4 black teenagers just for being there.

The best summation I’ve heard of regarding Disney is that they never rip you off but they never give you a good deal either. They are masters at pricing things just high enough that you squirm and hate it but still pay.

When I was driving in to work this morning the topic on the radio was CCILF’s (cartoon characters). I had a student a couple of years ago who was both a princess at Disneyland and an Anaheim Angels cheerleader. I think she got booted from both jobs when she turned 22

DC: You may be able to control the daughers now, but you and the misses will have a much tougher fight in a few years when you have tweens. You are facing a future of “High School Musical 8” and “Hannah Montana, the next generation”

Come on Brian, pretty soon you’ll be labeling Skinheads as societal misfits.

Tommy Boy, yeah, me too. Disgusting.

Good call, Brian…I was hoping someone would bring that up. I feel it is germaine to the discussion.

Sundawg, not unless they don’t keep it in their pants…

The four got the boot thanks to Disney’s loitering policy, which the Orlando Sentinel reports has been used in 46 cases to ban patrons for life. Of those 46, 45 were Black or Hispanic,

What unspeakable acts must one commit to be the lone white guy on the planet who is forever banned from Disneyworld?

The 1 out of 46 was Japanese.

OC Phil, I’m just enjoying it while I can… in the meantime we just bought a house with a rec room in the basement, so in the future they can listen to / watch whatever dreck they want down there, and sulk in the car with an iPod otherwise.

You sure he wasn’t Borean? You know, black and korean?

1. - read the article. Those 46 bans were in the LAST TWO WEEKS, not all time.

I am sure that they did nothing wrong. Just like the rest of them in jails/prison.

Sesamee Street supports a pro-Nazi platform, but this is relatively unknown.

I’ve always had my suspicions about that little red fucker Elmo, to be honest. “Look, Dorothy’s thinking about breaking windows on Kristallnacht! Elmo can throw bricks too! Oops, Elmo’s sorry… sorry he didn’t have a bomb!”

When Elmo gets to the night of the long knives, Bert and Ernie had better watch their backs. They are the SA brownshirt(lifter)s of Sesame Strasse, no doubt.

Great work, DC! Melmo (as my son call him) does indeed epitomize evil…he has convinced my son he cannot go to sleep without that red fucker sitting right next to his pillow. I am certain his sleeping ears are being filled with fascist propaganda…where else would he be getting it?

sb,
You haven’t by chance taken your son to the Bear Bryant museum, have you? Because if you have, Melmo isn’t the only place he’s hearing fascist propaganda.

PW, thanks…and no, he has only visited the Swamp Shrine to Football Excellence, so I’m still watchin’ that Melmo fucker.

I would stick around and chat, but I think that I need to go watch Dumbo now…

“My wife is a former princess at Disney World so I do get handjobs from snow white, cinderella, ariel etc…”

Davidooh,

You’re getting short-changed dude. She gives me blowjobs.

I got banned from Orlando’s Disney World for a long time when I was six for not just kicking Goofy and neutering him for touching me in a funny way, but kicking Donald duck the same way after they let us go, because I was pissed at the way they treated me and my family.
 I think I was just there with my Brother and grandfather (who was a bit tipsy and told me “Ata boy!” for doing what I did.
 Score six year old brazilian judo 2 disney pedophiles in costume 0
 When I say neuter I meant neuter, I grew up playing street soccer in Brazil without shoes on. Think that was our last trip ever to the magic kingdom even with Dad’s govt friends and connections.

Maybe one of these guys will go on to be MVP of the Super Bowl and will say “I Can’t Go to Disney!”